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This Guy Should NOT Be in The Olympics

#volleyball#dutch#olympics#coolcrimes#empathy
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0:00 [Music] that is the question here's the thing even though Vegas huh I'm sure y'all heard I'm sure y'all heard okay and we're definitely going to consult the resident cro who is the cro okay that there is a chief Revenue officer oh I know I know what that means now I forgot say it all loud dude say it all loud Chief yeah Chief Riri officer okay whatever said there is a convicted child come on child what you do you know what I'm saying convicted child therapist how do they Define feel like we should be able to say that word onine it we can but we don't make money on the video that seems

0:51 not fair child therapist he did yeah it's funny that's funny it's a Child therapy yeah no uh who was allowed to compete in the 2024 Paris games and he's been consistently booed on his Olympic debut and every what sport does he do he plays volleyball which country out there oh I know about this dude there's so many people from his country backing him up backing him up so he's a Dutch volleyball player yeah the Dutch aren't good at volleyball his name is Steven vanaville age 29 Norway no they're Dutch how could you back them up Denmark Denmar dut Netherland all Netherlands it's where Amsterdam indry oh okay okay um and uh he has been he's got three counts of therapy dude you got three counts no so this for

1:42 it's like a young kid too against a 12-year-old British girl when he was like 20 or some ████ he he uh he c not C he like lured a British so he's 29 right now so when he was 19 or 10 years ago I thought we did this news no no this is brand new okay cuz he he just he got he was allowed to play right nowen last Olympics no he's like we did this news 10 years ago we did it for Tokyo Olympics no it's because he got in trouble in the UK and then he got extradited back to his home country and they didn't really ████ punish him and he's doing the Olympics and that's why people are pissed so the people that are backing them what are what are their talking points they're stupid dude they're like you should have seen that kid they what can you say what could you possibly say they brushing over the fact

2:33 that she like no one wants to admit the age no one wants to admit like they're just like trying to gloss over it that's crazy yeah they got their facts wrong I was just putting myself in their heads SP yeah what they could say yeah empathy at the highest level dude Steve's good at empathy Advanced empathy dude you're the new C dude you're Co he a resident empath she was so fine what they now he did it in in the UK and I think he got in trouble in the UK so this Dutch volleyball player met the girl on Facebook and traveled from Amsterdam to the UK in 2014 to meter he was subsequently sentenced to 4 years in prison in 2016 and ended up serving only 12 months what was the age difference again

3:25 what was the age she was 12 he was 19 or 20 at the time Jesus czy damn so he appears to do I was trying to practice empathy too but I couldn't do it thank you thank you you tried from you it's huge I thought it was like maybe I've done the crime to have the feeling of empathy cuz I was like okay maybe like 187 197 no 1916 maybe even I don't know about they ████ 12 oh ████ that's crazy so are they is it just like Merit based in this country like he's sick at volleyball there's nothing we can do nothing we can do he's acing everybody got see him his inclusion the games has been backed by the Dutch Olympic Committee who believes that vanel has been successfully rehabilitated oh so it's like he did the time they said in a statement van devel has fully engaged with all requirements and has met all the stringent risk assessment thresholds guys guys he doesn't jack off to ████

4:16 12year olds anymore he's safe then let's ████ bring R Kelly back and have him seen the national anthems yo so SI hell yeah he's good you can tell he's rehabilitated because he's committed the crime before pass on yeah I'm like if we're going to ████ let a cat in the house then bring the Lions too bring them all out you can't you can't exclude some cats and ████ when you think about it too the the part of this song where he's like my mind's telling me no oh that was a warning got him locked up that's what why he's in trouble that was like he was letting us know yeah that was the dagger of the trial mine's likeo she's a teenager and then he's like what you mean teenager he said his body is tell he said his mind's tell him no but his

5:06 body I feel his body based on what happened it sounds like his mind and his body were saying yes what you mean teenager yeah he it seems like he's really good at rationalizing you know so for the Olympics you can you can have done any crime as long as you like were convicted and served I guess if your governing body or where you came from has forgiven you or whatever crazy you can't even have an Instagram account if you had a pass defense like this right really depends on the country I think always points it out he's like yeah it on the guidelines if you have like past uh offenses against kids you're not allowed to make a social media account well maybe we're harsh then but what if you have a different name what if you use a different name what if you what if you use the thing it's like if you get found out at any point they have the right to delete your account wow did they delete

5:56 his account well I don't know if you I don't think they should sell Cate a dude like that even if he's healed it just seems weird that Olympics has so many ways to still do the Olympics that's like very hard to do you know what we do on our side we just have jail Olympics you stay in jail and you play volleyball inside grit iron can That's like ████ like um Bernard Hopkins he was like a heavyweight champion of the jails for ████ I don't know 20 years and then he finally came out it's like we just run our own ████ inside but you got to stay inside ████ even GTA online has a different server for people that want to play badly I think the controversy here is that he didn't uh deal with any punishments and he got he got run away 12 months he did his sentence that was delivered to him but where the ████ is Dutch where's Dutch ████ them dude we that like let's say this guy get

6:48 he medals like say he gets a gold and he's like standing on the podium yeah that's a rock solid defense there's that passer that happened to to I just feel like okay there's certain crimes that are cool right there's certain crimes that are like chill yo I was the number one ████ coke dealer right and then I became a pastor and everyone's like good for you good for you right or like I was an assassin I murdered only over 500 people I used to work for the mafia I Rob the OC Fair but now but now I'm an Olympian and I do ████ you know long jumps or whatever and everyone's like yes you changed your life you ████ changed your life right I ran narcotics yeah like cartel I was a Child Soldier she's like I committed genocide but now I play volleyball yep even that is way better than I diddled

7:39 and fiddled a ████ youngster okay but you know what though when and then everyone's and then and then he's like but I changed and then no one's clapping no one's like well like that's cool and all but get the ████ off of Olympics dude like don't represent us but what if like look at it this way like a movie let's say there's a guy who's like a criminal and he did the uncool crimes okay and then they're like ate somebody that's not that bad maybe something like not that not that extreme that's curiosity let's say there's a guy like this right he did the uncol crimes people are trying to they're trying to rehabilitate him they're trying to be like turn away from this life of perversion and he finds volleyball and volleyball makes him a better person and he get so good at it oh yeah too late bro too ████ late the only way that's a hard one bro he's likeing is a hard one that's I agree because there are there should be unforgivable crimes I

8:29 think you you can still exist and live a happy life in in your own reclus like way you know what I mean but like this sport what if it's that sport would you give ████ no one's watching it anyway I am I am I am that's a fun one is that curling curling which sport could a guy like this be in and you won't kick them off the sport all right uh Power walking if you're in the stance for that one you hate yourself I'm a master brander I'm a master brander brandom because I think I can uh work with him you can rehab His Image I can all right so this is what works save him him on as a client yes I'm a king maker dude I ████ make Kings he's trying to hide it too much all right we're going to take a part of your story all right we're going to make a movie about him going like I used to didd and Fiddle all these ████

9:20 youngsters but now everything you have to say say you say like a li yeah but he's like I was an addict but I found Vol beey right and like I have I don't need to do it anymore I'm passionate about this but I do it so good that I might revert back to it if I don't do my volleyball and every was like keep doing volleyball keep ████ doing volleyball don't ever stop don't ever stop they just keep hitting him balls yeah and he's like oh I don't feel like touching no kids today yeah he keeps the demons away see and then everyone's going to root for him and they even want him to get gold and accomplish it cuz the more he plays what he needs to play the safer the kids are the safer the kids are then what does he do after the

10:11 Olympics he's going to practice to keep going God no he gets he gets four more years look he's got to go do it intergalactically I think it's easier to just put handcuffs on monar go against the monar Dutch Jail's pretty chill huh no dude that seems like the best place to do crimes you know what that's probably what they're saying what that's honestly probably not that far off they're probably like hey he's he's busy with volleyball keeping busy with volleyball all right then have them coach the ████ 12-year-old team then maybe they're like they're like hey you know what senior citizen team that's the wrong way maybe they're like you know what we tried the whole like he doesn't play volleyball thing and it didn't really work out that good did it see that's everything in one sentence you know that's all the the wasn't really the best idea was it m yeah that is crazy personal votes would

11:02 you be a y or nay as the Olympic Committee allowing this guy to compete dude that's a ████ I'm only I'm only down with the cool crimes like Joe said cool crimes man cool crimes only crimes you like guys who rob banks that's cool armored trucks armored armored trucks but Steve's in the boat of but what does she look like right that's not what I said I said that's what they the Dutch people said the Defenders the Dutch Defenders yeah Dutch people are whack as ████ huh I know right

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