0:00 [Music] thank you so much for having me sorry that was good i'm just excited uh introduce yourself and the show no i don't no do it you have to do it thank you guys so much for tuning in to another episode of just kidding news everybody this is anthony our host [Applause] do you know what why you're on that chair i'm a hottie i'm a hottie i'm a hottie yeah man yeah you know what happens during hot seat i i watched uh an episode and which i think is hawk oh yeah and then he was uh that was a very lukewarm seat that wasn't easy oh really can you do an impression of hawk for us or i might
0:50 sorry i'm sorry don't worry the worst impression the worst dude you guys are all really good at impressions is the best it's really cool i appreciate that thank you just do one all right so what we do on hot seat is we started off cold and we turn up the heat and ask super super hot questions but to start it off we want to go with bart he's the he's the cold trendsetter of it of it all i feel like you guys set it up like this but really it's just like whatever comes no he's really cold oh really really oh that's right oh that's really nice some people think it's cold some people think it's hot i think it's pretty hot i think that's pretty spicy yeah all right so here's here's the question for you you gotta think really deeply about this do you think if you were blind would you be able to tell the difference between broccoli and cauliflower
1:43 that's your best one yet dude i'm like i don't think i can sorry jason dude that's good man that was good answer the question jason yeah how oh wait what do you mean you're blind right right so you don't know the yellow i've never had it before i never had it because you had it you had it yeah but you guys could tell because the green the broccoli is it has a little smaller if you bite it it's like it falls out they're like little seedlings and cauliflower is like they bite it and it falls out like a buffalo the green stuff because that's how they make cauliflower rice oh i see what you i see what you say what do you say but the but the cauliflower it's like cauliflower doesn't have tips that like it's more of a chunk of cauliflower
2:33 when did you think of this question two favorite questions he's got written down wait do you ask everybody the same question no he comes up with that one special for you he was good that's so nice you're inspired you made a special one for me i'm gonna turn up the heat a little bit okay um how was it like telling your parents that you're gonna be a stand-up comedian i thought it was gonna be gradual he watched the show dude i think mine is a little bit different i repeated the question your question just to make sure that i understand it good good good thank you because i am a professional yeah yes um i think it's a little bit different than other comics they they just say no
3:23 immediately mine they didn't take it seriously they said ah stupid that's a funny joke they say you are a good comedian well you started already oh you start already yeah until a little bit uh until later like maybe when i yeah when i wanted to do a full time so you've been doing it for the past four or five years so they knew that you did this as a hobby yes and then you're like i'm gonna do it because they're like this is not serious yeah and then what's common they um what do they say oh no you're not an engineer no they knew i was gonna be an engineer oh even as a kid that so they're kind of just like i guess so they just kind of reluctantly accepted it so they didn't get mad and be like you had to be a doctor or anything like that well they gave that up early they gave up on me earlier on so it was easier to
4:14 to do so they had no expectations for you already not really kind of easier yeah to be like okay you know but not they didn't yeah but they still i know that they want the best you know for for me you know but it's just um yeah been the beginning oh i was gonna ask you when you when you say you were doing comedy full-time when you were doing it part-time did you have another job that you were yeah i did so i worked for my family they have a manufacturing business and um that was the last thing that's when i wrote my three things that i really wanted to because i hated it so bad they have a factory in china in china yeah more than many what did they manufacture so like um ski and snowboard jackets and uh do they use children is it called north face only only children oh okay that's the brand name children it's just me and my sister two child you make all of north face with your sister
5:04 yo can you hook me up with some snowboarding clothes yeah sponsor sounds reluctant yeah oh no because now it's less now now it's less it's like hard yeah now it's like less uh business or what do you mean yeah just less business yeah okay okay but then yeah when you said that if you went to amsterdam your wife would let you bang a hooker probably why why is she so like open-minded like so cool that's so chill she'll probably let me do it but she wouldn't want um she wouldn't want me to do it but if i'm like hey i wanted to do it because she knows that i wouldn't even want to do it is the thing like i wouldn't want to do that like honestly that that's why i wouldn't that's me neither nina she's gonna allow you because she knows you wouldn't do it so bad i don't want to do it but i just like if i said i really
5:55 wanted to she would have been okay with it what kind of a relationship do you guys have like it's super open or like oh no it says uh i i try to tell her everything like uh try to be as honest as possible and if i like earlier i was telling nick and anthony that even when i are attracted to other women i try to tell her that i come in like i really wanted to you know bound her yeah oh but i didn't say that though but you said it different way i say it differently i said you know she has the organ and i do too if it comes together anatomical ████ yeah it's science is it does it go the same way does she tell you he has an organ and i do too and if if we did these organs might match like his organ wants to beat my organ up just heat it up
6:47 [Laughter] yeah no i wanted to respect her that's already that i wanted to make jokes about but i didn't want that i wanted to respect her because she watches it too but um i don't um yeah but she doesn't say that she she really yeah she loves me you know yeah okay well we'll you know we'll get off of her for a second we'll bring it back when it's hotter okay so she loves you so she won't say that but you love her but you will say that but but the thing is like why you gotta ████ me like why is this seat on heaven why are you gonna why do you gotta ████ me right in the face man yeah all right well the thing is guys is that uh ladies and gentlemen uh is that we think we have different a little bit different values and i think i could speak uh for guys in general that
7:38 sex means a little bit les it's different than emotional connection it's a massage it's a massage with your special organs it's an organ massage massage that's a good rebrand you guys are saying that constantly together is making me feel very uncomfortable it's a massage it's a massage it's misogynistic okay now we're getting somewhere i was ryan level no but i could be wrong you know i don't know it's just our relationship yeah all right so uh let's let's get into some more quick weighted hot seat questions just answer honestly because you're an honest guy i tried to be just don't think too long is all okay well that's how my brain works man i understand you have to give you the right answer you recently uh did did some stuff with davidson right yeah honest honest like
8:28 attractive level skill on a scale of one to ten what is david so to you attractive level skill one to ten just in general yeah attractive level definitely good luck i'm gonna give you a very uh accurate yeah accurate like how hot do you think davidson is why do you use what this is hot season we're just warming up so this is how we do the show yeah that's how we do the show um how attractive yeah like like how much would you ████ up like and you were to rate him yeah one to ten honestly like i want his dick or like i don't want his dick type stuff you know um if he doesn't talk and just sit there in like a library [Music] what 1.5 okay what if he talks okay what if he talks chatting up in the library a lot he's chatting about that you're chatting it up no 1.5 um no uh 1.6 no no no like like i know we're doing decimals
9:19 like a seven like a like a seven i feel like this is this is my why did you say it three times he's spelling it out he's trying to okay that's his method i bet you see lulu's loving this video this is the truth like i really like personality it doesn't matter how you look yeah no but you can't be like obese do i mean but he lost a lot of weight i was training david the other day and he was wearing these barbell brigade shorts yeah and his ass was looking fatter than barbs bro wow and it was like it was like supple and i was like god i was cat calling him the whole time he's doing squats damn you got to get him to start doing uh barbell thrusts that's what really helps huh yeah it's going to be it's going to be crazy it's going to be crazy if he doesn't barbell okay so 1.5 if he's in a library just sitting there as long as he's not talking seven if he
10:09 what he said exerts personality yeah personality is everything i think yeah unless you um are really unless you have a bad personality when you say that to your wife does she take it as you're not that good looking but your personality is so amazing that's why i love you if she says that to me no when you tell that to her do you think she takes it that way because you're like i'm a personality definitely not she goes like what are you talking about you're skewed on personality women is different though i feel like they need to look good i think they go i need to look good like women they go they're not like okay at least have a good personality they don't say that they go oh ████ i need you know what i mean oh so you're talking about judging guys i think he's talking about them judging themselves yeah i feel like they can personally desire to desire to look good yeah yeah yeah
10:59 exactly okay moving on from that how about first impressions of uh just kidding um for news sure yeah sure yeah why why this group of people this group oh this group this environment when you first came in what was your first impressions first impressions or even our first video where you think our first impressions were yeah when did you first see our first video it was a very early one i remember it was like youtube squatting down in front of a garage i forgot what it was and it was like a gangster thing is that is that when i broke the crate and and we were talking and i was a gangster you was a gangster for sure both of you real gangster tv baby and it was like some some like and something in the house with the fridge ice cream i forget but it was yeah it
11:50 was then but until now you guys did really different stuff i really like oh but the crew you said um i think it's i think it's nice i don't feel like you guys give a ████ a lot you guys you guys are all professionals that obviously but i think um it's really nice like it's positive energy is the thing and it's just like a ████ around touch each other's penis energy that's about right yeah that's kind of we touch each other's dicks all the time man it's crazy yeah especially over there that's like that's the cop corner our hands are always down here just we're always giggling but the thing is like i feel like it's so nice that you guys built a thing from that thing until now you get to do this because i don't feel like a lot of people i don't think anybody could just do this thing and have like uh like a lot of people watch it yeah you can't just come ████ around like what do you mean like we just talking about fish
12:41 like what is happening news that's not news you know what i mean you guys get to do this it's so cool but i know obviously he's playing a ████ saxophone thing for two seconds like who does that mean that's so nice it's the best and you guys are so talented seriously all of you guys is so cool yeah but but you guys it's so nice to build like a thing from that thing to be able to do this that's the coolest ████ wow that's awesome this guy's so nice he's throwing off my questions in my mind i'm like would you rather ████ your mom or your dad but like after you said something i'm like i shouldn't ask that right i'll win all right my mother it's the truth because it was the how
13:32 you said it that was crazy yeah yeah no sorry i did it take two thank you guys all right would you rather ████ your mom your dad my mother oh dang it double down by the way most people have picked dad i know because they're because because they don't want to admit that they were attracted to their mother not all of them or they might not be but my mom's gross your mom's pretty hot she's okay even more stay tuned take two months no of course not but if i have to choose from my mother or my dad i don't want to ████ my dad because there's ████ inside number one and he's probably going to be very angry so i'm going to have to be my ass after i'm mad at the answers it's very logical well you you mentioned earlier that you
14:22 you mentioned earlier that you came to america on your own are you a parachute kid what does that mean that means your parents threw you off of a plane on a parachute and then they say bye-bye become american citizen and then they come join you later pretty much oh i didn't know that was a turn yeah it is it is it's kind of derogatory a little bit toward uh i'm offended yeah you're welcome you should be yeah this is the thing yeah and when i went to the public school um i didn't like cool asians wouldn't want to hang out with me man why i wouldn't i was so sad oh damn because that was a fob i still wear monday what's considered a cool asian teeth just they were born here and then they you know like you ████ man [Laughter] we're hanging out with you here no but i had an accent and i was
15:12 like kind of i was more fobby you know you don't want it i know like it's just culture is different so you guys hang out with and then they go yeah but this guy is you know oh yeah but so when you first how many years that you lived here by yourself until your parents came quick it was like two and a half wow and then yeah and then they came and two and a half two and a half months or a week years old because after our that's when you went to the military school so you could just live there yeah i lived there yeah it was nice come out he said it was nice it was because you just it's a nice school if you do nice things but at the same time it was ████ wild in them it was wild but that was the fun part yeah is that you could the freedom yeah the jizz and everything dude my friend would like jizz on the uh like
16:02 put the captains or whatever their pillows and stuff and what and then they'll sleep and sometimes he will put like pews pubes in his mouth when he's sleeping yeah that was that was the fun part you enjoyed and we would we would jerk off together we bonded wow so you had a true circle we weren't looking in each other's eyes yeah so no circle jerk so it's like you're sleeping but on other sides of the bed going like this yeah but we would put like a towel down and then you jerk off that side i joke off this side and when we're done we high five do you try to sink it do you try to try to finish at the same time i go are you close and he goes not yet and i'm gonna go okay and then i uh i wait a little bit
16:53 well that's the thing like people that that's why people can come together the couple's gay or not no try to sink you want to think it you got to wait you can't be too eager yeah yeah that's real love making that's what i'm saying and they go i'm ready and i go me too let's go yep that's a routine honestly you stroked it a little to to prepare interesting and when they're ready you go okay and then you try to shoot at the same and time you're going yeah we go yeah do you miss that with your friends sometimes do you miss them sometimes yeah we do that specifically that tells you when we specifically it's a a yeah what was like your favorite thing about america when you first got here uh favorite thing about america um i i had to learn what it is first but that was the first time eighth grade
17:44 summer is the first time i smoked weed and i think it does the free i didn't even know what freedom was because my whole life i worked uniforms you know and then just did you know school and all this so when i first came here it was just like it's more free and i didn't know what like oh you could do stuff like you could like not listen to teachers all the time [Laughter] no from taiwan was it like the teachers would hit you and stuff every day they did they would be very rare if they they didn't they just hit you for no reason no because i was acting up in it but but also if you have bad grades you line up and then they they it's like the korean movie is the same thing yeah yeah but so it's so nice is that you came in and people they just let you fail in peace exactly they tell you to go march and it's like that's really nice too because you get to walk outside walk outside there's
18:35 fresh air that's true you know grass he's just living a normal life and he goes freedom it sounds like you're in north korea and ████ dude that's why it's good it starts but when your life starts s█████ yeah and then when you see normal you're like ah it's heaven [Laughter] perspective change what is one of the more severe diagnoses your therapist told you you have they they there's no other diagnosis or issues do you have like they didn't tell me one they didn't they just said come back every week what their they i think a psychiatrist could diagnose you maybe i don't i'm not sure but therapist is just to make you feel better and try to figure out what you want to fix so they'll tell you oh maybe try this like conditioning with yourself and then and then try to be happier or whatever the thing was was there a catalyst for why you decided to go see a therapist
19:25 um yeah so during the pandemic i was uh i wanted to be a physical therapist because i didn't i couldn't do comedy and i was really sad oh ████ and i was playing diablo hey nice the third one diablo i forgot the number but but it was really good though it was a good one and uh i was i was upset so then i i have to see you like this guy i don't know what you thought of my life we need like five more hot seats with this guy you're the most fascinating person that we've had in here is that good yeah that's good yeah and then uh due to therapy because i and other comics made fun of me after like couple months ago i was like yeah i was thinking seeing that therapy he's like what are you ████ kidding me
20:16 because they don't take you seriously if you ████ because you got to die for man you can't ████ be trying to change another career and um but yeah but i really want it because i said i was like man this is my only thing that i because really that's the longest career or job that i held and one thing that i was sacrifice anything for is stand up because i didn't i was never good at a thing and i always wanted to find a thing that i'm good at but it was never good enough even if i was good at it you know i wasn't good at it but uh yeah that's why i wanted to stand up i just wanted to do be happier and have tools to navigate situations or better you know because i want the tools i would apply them that helps man yeah that's very good thank you sorry
21:06 no no no no no no this isn't your name is not hilarious we're ████ laughing a very very unique talent of expressing honesty yeah i don't actually take anything of what you're saying as a joke except for the ones that i hopefully think are clearly jokes yeah but other than those you have a really good way of being honest you want to make out i'm telling you it's fascinating see that's see i don't know when it's a joke but i like it everything is more exciting with you sydney well i try to be i try to be truthful because it feels better on the inside and that's that i think that's really good advice too is like being good at a skill is the best like method to have good self-esteem anything anything because i have the lowest self-esteem like earlier in another episode you guys were asking like oh did you feel looking good or whatever like i never thought that i never thought that yeah as boys we all think you're good looking dude well you're very good at comedy you're good stand up and you're good looking so like if you were quiet in a
21:57 library not saying a single word guaranteed over 1.5 to me dude if i had if i had if i had your body in your face i already ████ a lot but i ████ even more i hope you receive many tits of admiration in your vms [Music] [Applause] [Music] you
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