0:00 I got a I got a I got a story yeah yeah what's up my homie from Hawaii good guy showed me the ways taught me breaking taught me I skating taught you how to suck his dick [Music] proba okay you guys all grew up with um someone in your life that you probably saw as like this person is perfect right you ever had that when you were younger you're like you think your parents are perfect for a while yeah like when you're like three yeah you know but you know like I don't know if when you had someone in high school or whatever if this was a thing if you did do you know where they are now like what what became of the most perfect people you like I don't know most of the people from high school at some point like that it could
0:50 be at any point that you saw somebody that you were like that's freaking they're killing it I don't know about perfect but um there was a Bible teacher in our Junior High the one I went to with uh Tim and I thought he was so ████ cool and um he would so I couldn't go out on Saturdays cuz that's when I went to church but he would take some of them out to go fishing and ████ and then like so they would have like after school fun time and then it's like sounds like that doesn't sound good dude I know it sound like but they dads would go like it's a fun guy trip thing like like they'll go crazy way to phras it's not just them School fun time is that what they call on the Flyers that's what sucks too is that there's been there's been so much diddling that you can't that used to be normal like yeah yeah
1:40 you're right you're right it was awesome even imagine being a teacher and you just see a kid standing in the rain you're like oh I could take that kid home right now but then people might think I'm diddling them I'm just going to let that kid sit there you know what I mean I would I you have to by law I would leave him too so he would have like these Adventure like yeah like sometimes my friends dads will go along whatever but it's a group of guys that get to go fishing camping whatever and I always had to miss out on it and I was like yeah my mom won't let me because of our religion and he goes like I actually respect that so much from you guys and then I think Bible the subject was the s████████ one in the school but because of this dude it made me more into the Bible like into yeah but it was kind of if you look back it is kind of gay cuz it's like I want to be DD so hard like the other guys yeah like why isn't the guy sucking my dick I thought I was my dick suck
2:31 what's going on here right subie that's what subie likes to say dude if you think about how easily it was to be taken advantage of cuz I think all guys have have has a phase of like fanboying for guys and you you desperately want that cool big brother to like take you under their wing and then you want to be a part of this like cool guys group but you're like a year or two younger yeah yeah that's true and that's how you could get dled because like you just do anything to hang out with these guys yeah sadly true got to got to be keep ahead so what whatever happened to that guy I wish I knew but I should reach out to my old friends he's in prison laugh scared me yikes actually got like jolted for a
3:21 second I got a I got a I got a sory yeah yeah what's up my homie from Hawaii good guy showed me the ways taught me breaking taught me ice skating oh cool wow ice skating in Hawaii you had to suck his dicka Hawaii on Ice butt play sorry I'm sorry D anyways this y this guy is weird I'm sorry this guy's weird this guy's crashing this guy's weird yeah so how much older was he he I thought he was the call me man he just ████ he took me to his house we kicked it touched you a little bit we just ████ destroying we docked a couple times ████
4:12 you laughing at me Focus get back here I don't know why get back here it's cuz subie hates it so much it wouldn't even work if Su didn't hate it so he and he's talking about a real person that he admires a real memory real M A Real Hero and then this guy under his breath go he teach you how to suck his dick a little come on bro what do you want me to do sit here and not laugh oh my God I love it that's why I love it 11year old kid would say that you want me to keep a straight face me too kiding me in my favorite I'm 12 years old man it started with mine I'm I'm 12 years old man okay I'm 12 years old man you're getting out of hands now the whole time like dude I don't even know what the topic is anymore yeah yeah yeah that's when the
5:03 trauma started every single mentorship is going to be a ████ I'm desperately clicking like yo what the ████ is the topic again get off of this topic guys first gay experience the time someone did you is that what this topic is oh ████ at 5:03 sorry I'm sorry I'm and how they got away with it and where are they now and when the statue limitations ran out does it still apply should you reach out to them is it is it worth Prosecuting can you forgive the person who do I have a case did you keep any evidence oh God okay sorry go ahead sorry sorry so he's your hero Tau you how to break perfect homie all anyways man you guys done laughing Jesus it's not even fun anymore CH we're chill
5:54 oh we're over it 5 minutes I'm sorry I'm going back in 5 minutes of 5 minutes of you guys just laughing are we ready that's not true hey they said that to me I was the first victim we shed off like 2 minutes School fun time was crazy okay that c me off guard you had to call it that Joe did it that got me off guard so it's it's headed towards that direction though right okay wait what a okay chill out guys anyways so freaking this dude was cool as ████ man he had a tree house in the back I was like come on you're ████ asking for it you're bull ofshit you had a real Treehouse 12 years old guys oh dude I know it's the perfect [Music] crime okay rill is going crazy what did
6:44 you do in the treehouse then you guys are sick what did you really do so clean clean our ████ minds what you I'm trying to clean your minds what happened cool homie bro oh man we were cruising um we before I say anything let me just double think what I'm going to say okay great what I'm going to say we we're we're cruising the streets kicking it Cru cruising is a hell of a turn cruising is a correct cruising in this world is you guys you guys sound crazy go ahead it's a great movie okay anyway Somebody's Crying while driving on they better ████ cry cuz we do this for you guys I literally can't breathe so check this out okay I'm checking it out all right anyways there's a bunk bed why come on just do it just get it out okay get it out I'm good keep going keep
7:35 going he lets me he lets me spend the night oh my God oh my God there you guys go you are the one doing it now no you guys are doing it you're ████ up this was originally what your story was going to be it was supposed to be like this non all right keep going stupid no no now you're just saying ████ yeah no I'm not just saying okay so get back to the unnecessary bunk unnecessary bunk bed yeah why you have to say that so we're kicking it right yeah chilling he guides me in the right direction he's doing what dude su's just stepping on a race where he go you could put a you could put a bag of dog ████ in a football field suie stepping on it every single time he steps oh my God he's cing me in the
8:25 right direction give me that glasses bro give me that ████ glasses no no no can't understand your story if you do that oh my God all right guiding you in the right direction from where to where what the ████ is that was it dark or what guiding me in the right direction of being cool you know so so being a cool guy real cool cat yeah so I was like man this guy's man cool man he's the homie cuz he he show me all the public schools homies what what what now keep going so cuz we were in a private school and and I always wanted to kick it with the public school kids cuz they look more gangster and cool you know what I'm say yeah yeah all right all right cool cool cool cool cool so we're chilling and all and he was just telling me about um
9:16 damn I can't continue the story guys I what do you mean mean no the the lineup just sounds off and it's going to be if I if I look look if I G this for we're already over it took you on a gymnasium tour listen listen listen listen this is into a play pin like this is the kid that told me hey man I went to a rave this was after okay I was like already kicking with all my b boy homies at that time we we you know we fell apart okay let it go let it out let it out nothing okay I got it out I distanced myself from him because he wanted to go Raves okay and I was like no I don't want to do all that weird stuff cuz I thought rays were weird so I was like I think that's kind of a little little too gay for me at that time cuz jewelry the B boy homies the B boy homies we were sick dude you know what I mean we go house we party at a house and
10:07 then all we did was break dance the whole night right but then he tried to message me and go bro I'm gay I swear to God the whole time you were really going to yeah no listen to me I come on come on D so keep in mind during this time we're already distance you know what I'm saying like I'm already kicking with my my b boy homies that's when I that's when I knew my homeboy BRK yeah okay so that I was in so you had a gay guy guide you about being no no no no we got I had this this dude sorry that sounds that is what you said that is what the story is well that's why I told you I was going to go there so do it after like the remember the time this gay guy taught me how to be after okay okay come on subie tell these guys what happened man so sum it
10:57 up for a second got it he goes to raes put them in their place tell them the story The Record go he goes to the Raves and remember I say yo I think Raves Were Gay at that time so I'm kicking with the B boy homies and you were right this this food took a drug oh I don't know what he you think ecstasy made him gay I 100% think so what the I'm 100% certain and mentally I think mentally he's already leaning towards there but but the Ecstasy made him the easy literally opened the gate that fool was a ████ rose bud but when he took the pill bro it was it was it was crazy because he mess me he was like yo come hang out with me and I just want to let you know I'm gay and I was just like whoa bro you're hella gay and then he told him again he was
11:48 just like you never know till you know or till you try and I was like listen dog oh so he tried to turn you he tried to turn me oh what yeah he's like how about you come to the r da take some X and then dude I then you'll know what I'm talking about and then I was like bro I'm there I was I was like bro I'm driving quickly I was like bro OMW I was being nice no I I tried to be nice cuz you such a good homie I was like I was like hey dog that's pretty gay and I'm not into that kind of stuff and nowhere near it and he was like I love how you had a call tell him it's pretty gay what you what he's telling you he's gay I'm gay he's like yo you're hella gay listen I couldn't comprehend it I I was like I was like yo I was like how bro how old are you you 13 I was 13
12:40 I was like bro you're hella cool we did hella cool ass ████ and then you out of nowhere you say like your hero just like breaking your heart yeah yo did you feel like a girl that was like yo I thought we was friends but now you trying to ████ me and ████ yeah I didn't know you trying to ████ yeah yeah no that's what was weird weird cuz I was like I was like bro what's wrong with you you good cuz I I think you're taking too much at whatever you're doing it's turning you too gay homie and then he tried to get he got a little aggressive with me he's like bro what are you talking about that's disrespectful and I was like listen dog if if this continues like this I'm going to beat the ████ out of you I'll beat your ass yeah yeah yeah beat your ass I'll ████ gay bash you dude yeah we'll see how gay you are bro we'll see what's left of you that's gay I straight up told him bro I I will ████ I'll pun you so hard we'll see
13:31 if the corner think you're gay see if the quarter thinks you're gay bro that's so silly let it all out ████ damn so I was like yo I will ████ beat your ass dog this is a good story this is ████ so good this is my top two laughs in jail it's this one and the time or got caught Ken got caught being gay too so check this out check this out so I told him y I'm a I'm going to beat your ass if I ever see you again okay and then he just went blank oh he it just it just said scene on Facebook seen and I was just like ████ you dude I never want to see you again
14:21 so boom We kicking it next thing you know he's on the news escape from the mental Asylum what oh ████ up escaped from the was that mean how long ago was how was he always escaped this whole time no bro he was he got sent there from the parents oh cuz they're like he's a gay he's a crazy bro you do exy that young that's going to mess with your brain a little bit yeah look at me dude dude what the ████ were you doing at 13 though don't don't show the name to the camera but type this type this in your freaking um your Google right now bro okay you're texting to me just to show you proof bro I I believe you buddy yeah yeah you don't got to show us proof no no I just want to show it takes a lot to admit that uh gay insane asylum Escape Jesus
15:14 Christ takes a big man to admit that what would he teach you about like being cool like weird hair this is a real story hey is he is he white in that picture wait don't show the picture don't show the I don't think this is him that's him he put SPH on his hair yo what the ████ ████ happened what's with his hair yo this dude looks like what you say camer don't show what the hell he look like he crashed out oh I think you told us a a version of the story before yo subie told us about this dude before that fo looked like he ████ put his head in like a donut by the way his last his last name sounds gay too what's his last don't say it I'm not going to say don't say it don't say it guys damn he's on the news wait this guy's White he's white dude this dude is for Real cuckoo
16:04 bro 100% look at his hair that's what I try to this is a real ass that fool put his head in pizza dough yeah to that ████ looked like he was trying to make dreadlocks and ████ out of flower that's a real story oh my God that's a crazy I like how he was your cool coach yeah he's your gay insane ASAP he's your cool coach it's a lot of AG you know what what the best payoff is of this story what is the whole time we were thinking about he was being gay groomed and he was and he was ████ that's I have to say it sounded like it's from jump like it really did like we've heard this story before you know yeah but when you're when you're when you're when you're young you don't ever think of that weird ass ████ that's crazy you know I mean you know when you're young back in you don't think of that like this fool was hella setting you up yeah he was trying to get you he was setting you up I don't
16:54 know what the ████ he was trying to do but thank God I said ████ no yeah when you're young you don't think like a older bro is trying to suck you off yeah you don't know when your boys are trying to get you get you hard Dude any any of that bro it's always a mystery you guys can be trying right now for all I know thank God man I was just like bro what the ████ you're that's so true though cuz that's a crazy story though I really thought he was mental after that I was just like bro you're mentally ill you got to go get help so you think like his brain snaap from doing drugs I guarantee he did because bro he was he was he was mad normal before that he was hella chill wow he was dude he he was only 13 and he was the smartest kid in school bro he would hack into teachers uh emails he know how to like burn CDs for me at that I was like burning CDs are cool as ████ we you know he burned you know he
17:44 burned the CDs he burned the CDs on Smash Mouth is he making some smash hey now get your game on I think he was gay the whole time I think so too that's if that's not a dead giveaway I don't know what no I I never thought that what happened you used to burn smash M CDs bro what happened to you man he had hella girlfriends he picked up hella chicks I was just like yo this is the guy man I was that was his gay best friend that's so sad I was like bro you picking up hella girl I was like hell yeah what's the way he's just like he's just in and out of prison now huh just bro he he he's on the Run no one can find him ████ if if nobody can find him that means he's that unrecognizable or he's just Gone In The Water Somewhere In what in the water you what do you mean like for real who knows bro what if they complet what if he completely lost it and just said I'm jumping off this ████ Island oh let
18:36 the waves take them probably oh my God the rainbow brother is you know what I'm saying it was it was crazy but yeah that's my story guys that's great dude thanks thanks for getting us to streamy that's way better than mine that was an amazing story did you guys cry you guys were crying ████ I just couldn't stop bro everybody was saying silly ████ I make people cry I was trying not to laugh I was trying not to laugh and you guys were just ████ me up just he came in so hard with that first one well that's that's I was like Steve get out of my head that's what I was thinking that's the ingredients yeah I youy to suck some dick away from that man that's nuts yeah that's a crazy ████ story honestly than the Lord subin's first gay experience this we
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