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What Does Each Race Smell Like?

#smell#smells#perfume#vinegar#sour
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0:00 [Music] all right we were um we were just talking about this and we figured we might as well determine for all Races because all we're doing it all all Races have a smell right we all smell what do they smell like white folks smell the ones I talked about the white dudes beer and cheese some almost smell like wet dog which cheese wet dog some them and would you say white dudes and white chicks smell this just throwing ████ out I don't really smell a lot of White Chicks I smell mostly white guys go smell clean real quick yeah smell me she always smells like she always has Pantene Pro or whatever yeah ████ garet Fus whatever she always smells like a Starbucks latte she's like pumkin spice smells like perfume or something that's impossible on the fall she smells like ████

0:51 cinnamon sticks from fa Jo dude I know what I don't know smells like actually go smell her go SM cleen always smells like some type of perfume or something what's that do you wear a specific perfume or is it your hair I wear vanilla beans spray I wear pumpkin spice latte gay guy oh wait that's your voice no no no no um what else Ence most this is this is purely from like me training with folks cuz you get really close really close which which I think makes it more accurate like this I feel like Nick has the most experience yeah you do what do Filipino guys smell like then Filipino guys you hit or miss sometimes they honestly sometimes they smell like uh they smell nothing they smell like their detergent or they smell a little a little sour sometimes but usually that's

1:42 rare that's rare sour like what kind of sour like like dirty and sour like a vinegar like Warheads yeah I guess vinegar like just natural B vegar hard hard R I don't know but just like Bo just it smells like Bo vinegar um what I don't like is when you're rolling with someone and then they smelled like they sweat a lot on their job today and they've been at their job for like 12 hours that's sometimes you smell like that luckily our Academy everyone's really good about being like clean before they come train like most people we train with we they don't smell it's a policy I created yeah it's neutral it's a neutral smell but then in the old days there would be some guys we train with where they like sour I roll with them one time and then they get their smell on me and I'm and you can get it out of your own

2:32 fingernails and you go train with other people and they're like oh you ████ smell and I'm like no it wasn't me it was ████ that guy cuz the smell really does get on you um there was one dude we used to train with this black dude and he would literally shake your hand oh and afterwards like you would smell it like he would walk into a room in the room like he had he was an extreme case like we had we had to like tell him something he was an anomaly he was an anomaly like we had to tell them a lot of ████ we had to be like hey man like you got to clean this up cuz for whatever reason and he was jacked he was ████ just did he take it well I have to have the conversation maybe he had a really maybe he had a lot of testosterone yeah I think so but it also steroids he might have been people on steroids are are smelly too he SM but but that's why we were like oh this guy's on the he might be on gear but um he smell like ax it was to the point where like if he if I saw him walking

3:22 and I didn't say hi no ready I'd pick up I'd fake do this where I'd pick up some dumbbells and I be like yo what up dude and then he comes by and I give him my elbow instead of actual fist cuz it makes that big of a difference I the one time I shook his hand the one time like I was like what up bro and then afterwards I was like home your dogs were like H not even it was literally as soon as he left I'm like oh I could smell it oh my God so it it was really extreme pal of his head I SAR a lot of sweat but it's also like he just came from training he just did a kickboxing class I'm training so it's like you know the smells get around we we had to we had to talk to someone about smell before and um that's a tough conv it was a tough conversation to have cuz they don't know but was it a guy it was a guy well that's easier than having to tell a girl there that's why you make another girl it was a girl that we almost had to talk to in a different situation but she

4:12 you know kind of left the situation but that that we that that never had to happen but that would have been harder yeah I think that would have been harder she left damn that's a tough combo what do Hawai people smell like liloy flowers late coconut and kaloa pork K por about uh mic I you know what I don't think I've actually smelled like a Bo but it's always like a lotiony sunscreen like oh that makes sense like it's always people that do smell out in Hoy they're always like probably covered in some type of hpf I love that ████ though kind of that smell you like that smell smell not when it's at Disneyland if it's at Disneyland I get mad I get pissed it's cuz you know that there's like a purpose to it yeah versus like I'm like hey they're

5:02 protecting your skin true well yeah it doesn't make you have to investigate what the hell yeah versus like there's something Aroma weirdness coming from you in the C in just says danger yeah you know I don't mind like so you know how some cultures they they like smell like damn you guys picked up and drink at the same time you were so synced it's because you started talking so we knew the camera edit wasn't on it oh okay okay okay okay but that was cool please cut back at that time that was so cool so like you know how some vultures eat like a like a thing like Koreans eat a lot of kimchi right so then um they might not smell that but if you didn't grow up eating kimchi like if I would go to a korean house like I can smell oh ████ like it smells like sesame oil and kimchi or whatever that doesn't bother me that's nice or like if you go to another person's house and I heard that Japanese houses they smell like fish cuz they eat a lot of fish and grilled fish

5:53 but a lot of the food smell doesn't bother me but when I smell a person's scent that that bothers me like their personal scent oh but I think we actually we as in like Japanese genetics has a sensitive smell cuz also out in Japan they don't like perfume so even if it smells good it's too intense oh so oh but it's genetic too cuz we don't produce smell like we don't have that uh in the same way like there are smelly Japanese people and they they stink cuz they don't take a shower and whatever but in the same way that um the whole I guess there's like some kind of genetic thing where we don't have un scented pheromones yeah and it's or like not everyone but it's a high amount of the genetics that don't have it and then saw um sorry to cut you off there's actually

6:43 an x uh thread that was about this particular topic oh yeah because there's like um there was this black woman who had posted on on X about how there she collected a couple photos of Japanese people that are standing next to like other black people on like the Subway or whatever and they're very l could smell it and they're covering so so she's like but it's not just black it's not just black people though they like the thing is I didn't know that I can pick up on smell that other people can't and then me and my mom would be smelling people like they ████ stink right and then nobody can smell it around us so I think that there's a combination of we don't smell but we also have very sensitive receptors cuz like if you wear perfume or and if it smells good or whatever even in Japan there'll be people like this cuz they they don't like strong sense it's too powerful but that's the

7:33 argument it's not a racial thing or anything like that it's like that they specifically have that hypers sensitive yeah when Joe sits next to clean he's like you deal with like when you're cooking I can actually smell your perfume like he's going to throw up you but I already I'm used to it right like I know it's not strong and it's strong to me so like I can smell people if when you go into like a like a hotel room can you smell that there's been other humans in the you can smell that I could smell all like I couldn't like I thought that was normal though like you walk into a space and these spaces have different smells like like casinos have their own sense they have yeah yeah I feel like I can smell that too you go into different spaces different spaces will have that have you ever have you ever like returned to your family home after a really long time and you caught the real whiff of like isn't that trippy and it's

8:24 kind of familiar damn our house smells like fried ████ tilapia yeah like if you go like on a road trip and then you come home and they like wait a minute I know that smell smells like vinegar here yeah like this what I smell like outside the house I was like damn cuz my parents my mom's always frying fish yeah like dude it smells like that the cabinets smell like that you know when you open it you get like a breeze there's no fish in here my sauce cabinet every time I open it up back in the day you would always just smell like a bunch of soy sauce and sesame oil just hits you in the face you know what um I like is the beach house smell you know like when a like slightly salty salty yeah like you open up the door and there's a breeze that's the best you have that though right it's different so like California coast smells so different from Hawaii smell more Reef or something I think

9:14 it's because there's no humidity warm too yeah there's a different smell to it and I feel like Hawaii air smells a little sweet too yeah it's just better it's just better there'll be a smog and then all of a sudden a flower and yeah wow sounds like Paradise greatest place on Earth

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