0:00 thank you [Music] okay since we're all such experts in political well no not that but in the art of uh attraction oh dude me and Nick are all about negging yeah you guys are good at that I can't tell you how many times it's not gonna be useful in this situation yeah we're gonna flip it instead of analyzing pick up ours techniques we're going to analyze pickup artist techniques made for women trying to pick up men why would they even need that yeah just stand there it's so easy just show them the photo show them the goods yeah show them the goods any of them top or bottom uh yeah I think some need it there you go some girls just need to brush their teeth though that's it yeah brush your tongue yo brush your tongue that's a fact brush your teeth when you wake up hey can you show us how you brush your tongue
0:50 yeah looks like he's it looks like he's doing something else and then my eyes get all watery and I'm ████ dry heaving in the morning oh you really go that deep yeah bro you gotta clean your tongue what are you guys gross come on well I don't know how do you do it how do you do it again he doesn't do it Anthony doesn't clean his tank you go like this oh you have a scraper yeah you got a really red tongue yeah yeah bird you just got burned bro hey you know you got a really strong jawline right Joe oh I should be on that list he don't gotta that's no weak chin yeah ████ him in the face let's go God I'm just 90 chin so so what are these recommendations for these women thank you for asking so these are actual things that a woman has written for
1:41 women all right am I Megan and Doug okay but it's women pickup artist how many dudes has she slept with well it's her ████ we need the stats should it be high or low for should be high oh okay it should be high if she if she has all these pickup lines that work all the time her number she should be through the roof I don't think her body counts listed in her uh name all right we'll hear what this poser has to say okay so here's here poser a long time this is just what she's saying okay tip number one she says to think of sex as a numbers game which means if you're trying to get laid then you just got to keep putting it out there until you get a bite girls have a really hard time trying to get laid the number is two I think we need to get rid of that stereotype finally I don't think so you gotta be kidding me I know I feel the same way I always think that like you know all women have to do is just time making sure that the guys that they
2:31 want to get like have sex with are like good guys because all the guys are ████ out there that's different you've never had a girl you've never known any girl that I'm on her side right now you know what I'm saying she decide after his statement like yeah come sit over here yeah bring your chair over here okay the protect the women's side everybody then you've never had a friend that was a girl that had intentions that night and she actually said oh man I want to get laid tonight and then you didn't yeah cause she's a loser I wouldn't hang out with that person you know what I can't you know what I've heard though it happens I've heard a lot where some women have more libido than their boyfriends and they're just like he just ████ me geez and I'm like it's like about Strangers Like would you want to ████ a stranger like if you're in a committed relationship that's like a different thing but if you're like single and like if you want to go out there and ████ someone I do think that
3:23 well at least from your example right it it I what I can remember is that like girls would be given hints or what they think are hints and it'll go over the guy's heads so then they're like I'm trying to get some dick tonight and then the guy's like yo man give me an example of like a hint that would go over a guy's head no I mean like um please ████ me they're not straight up enough like they're like huh yeah they're like what this is this can't be this can't be we should do puzzles together oh what did you know I wanted to ████ you puzzles is they're at a party what kind of signs do you get when you know like you're talking to a young lady after a comedy show and then she she might say a phrase where you're like oh it's going down I heard the phrase throat goat once she called herself the throat yeah wow afterwards did you agree with her did
4:13 you say oh she was she was quite the froco uh I actually didn't uh get anything with her oh okay it was just theoretical I just had to like you think she was talking about you she was just talking about something else she said she was a throat goat yeah you're like I don't buy it you're like yeah I'm not gonna test that at all no thank you like you must be talking about like doing this for somebody else yeah yeah theoretically to a stranger Theory one of the things that I always thought was a dead giveaway was when a girl let's say you're in private and for some reason she just wants to somehow say that she hasn't had sex in a long time absolutely I think that would go over my head considered a fair hint like why are we talking about that if she brings it up and you're not even on the topic I think that's a pretty fair I think I think we're guys are obviously too literal and I think that would go over my head for sure I'd be like oh that sucks yeah you should probably figure that out how
5:05 many days it's been huh yeah yeah so she's so this advice here says if you get rejected by a guy just go on to the next one develop a thicker skin about it that's that's good advice number two is memorize a few openers dude this is this doesn't happen this is this is not a real deal openers are chicks using openers on you I'd be like you might have been ████ bizarre ones memorize memorize one or two natural sounding lines what's a good opener group [Music] I think that's a little too aggressive no no I love it it's really direct and guys like that yeah literally we love goats Michael Jordan okay
5:59 well if a girl uses an opener on me I'd be like am I on Tinder in Medellin Colombia to kill me after this I like how you listed all men goats but like there's no woman goats Serena Earhart yeah Simone biles Joan of Arc Ryan really likes Amelia I don't know I don't have female openers that ████ never happens it's just your legs okay all right this woman would have a thing or two to say to you about that okay yeah let's hear it she got no she got she got no ████ she doesn't she doesn't have any suggestions she's just saying make some memorize it keep them in the pocket for the quick draw I think women just going just entertaining a conversation with a man initiating it in itself is is an opener
6:49 correct because women don't do that so I think that alone is an opener that's already giving the guy no no that's too easy because a lot of times they do that just get free drinks yeah that's the example of an opener you've heard of views on you as a guy you've had to I've heard an opener at some point Arbor a long time ago this girl asked me she's like hey do you want to hook up and I was like no thank you and then I walked away and he's like I don't think that was for me by the way yeah I don't think that was about no because I think when when the very few times women have been very like forward with me I feel like it's going to be a Medellin situation you're in disbelief we're gonna rob me or something I was in my math class and this girl went like this and I went back and she goes can I tell you a secret and I'm like what she
7:40 goes dude and then my face went red and I was like holy ████ this is like a ████ movie but I'm too scared he said that out loud in my head and she was telling me like and it was subtitles yeah she goes I'm bi and then like I uh me and my friends like we have sleepovers and we just eat each other out all night what the ████ what'd you do I was scared how old are you like 15 or 16. Roman Atwood in the background somewhere yeah dude and then I was like perfect mark look at that ████ idiot over there go get up go get it go get him yeah go to the hidden camera here okay here's what I think is actually very useful she's saying number three is make your intentions clear uh if you're smiling and you you say hey you're cute we should do something give me your number that's quoted here see that's a
8:30 good line I think it's nice start with that but dude can you because I've been the tender age of 13 to 15. I had a chick when I was in drama and she like pulled me literally pulled me into a dark corner and in drama like it's a big place yeah so you can get pulled into a place she pulled me in there and she like started just grabbing my dick through my shorts and she's like let me see it Steve Green I've been wanting to say because you heard of The Legend of the big Steve Green look at this dude reviews [Laughter] good that was that was after the show no no so then I was just like and I walked out of the room yeah I didn't know what to do I was so ████ confused it's like a tiger that doesn't know how to kill its prey yet exactly he's a tiger cub that's a poem I think if women are too forward in that way I
9:21 think it's like an instant Throne like am I is like this is a prank am I being baited like there's so many more questions to it than it yeah right it's a rational I like about it is it does cancel out that feeling that we innately have societally where we we're afraid of being creeps so at least if she's the one going into that realm you don't you no longer have to feel like oh my imposing am I being you know this might not make you interested but I think it does clear that up number four is use flirtatious touching I think girls already do that no yeah yeah but I think now it's just having an awareness of The Kino escalation they call it so who's she talking to girls that don't have any action at all because I feel like every ████ girl does this when they're into you they just somehow find a way to get closer to you in proximity and they find a way to somehow start touching you yeah girls are so good at that yeah yeah no that's
10:13 creepy as ████ if we touch them yeah yeah yeah yeah or never get in front of you at all if we touch them it's ████ weird though you don't ever go with this move and then you can do that as much as you like oh wow how about this this one Steve goes like here's my phone it's not a good magic show it's because your thumb's still up you don't go like this it's moving around this one says qualify them do you know what qualified that means what's that about like credit check kind of yeah it says um you want to make guys feel like you're a little bit of a challenge so disagree on a few points they make I agree I agree I agree I disagree disagree why argumentative ladies
11:05 trying to get laid that's true because I think a large majority of women are agreeable by Nature really yeah the conflict is hot ████ it's hot conflict conflict is so hot right yeah no because there's like that disagreement ████ and then it's like oh I'm gonna ████ it out of you later like that's that's not for me it's a game now 100 tell me your name she's just like I agree I yeah I'm sorry I was wrong I think it's it's also just like uh guys enjoyed the chase right so um it's not a Chase if they're not running away a little bit you know what I'm saying okay I was with an agreeable chick and it was so ████ boring I've never been more bored in my life she was really cool like no hate no hate but just everything I said no matter what I should agree but yeah that's true yeah I'm like yeah dude the reichstag fire was like ████ like
11:55 awesome like yeah it was like had some cool ideas that's legitimately overdoing your own views and she's just like yes exactly no you I was not quite going to there that actually but I was like just testing ████ out I was like God forget it and like that's what I mean like Nikki breaks my balls all ████ day and I love it yeah that's your love language though you know that's true that makes sense here's the last one just to skip over to it but it kind of makes sense don't overdo it if you go to a venue talk to a maximum of Five Guys per night it's not hidden so she says try a bunch but like only up to five well because you don't want to look desperate having a number is desperate having having lines written out in your pocket it's desperate that's desperate it's just it's prepared I guess
12:47 imagine imagine a guy came up to you and was like you saw him reading something in his hand and then he was like but he looks like Dion Cole and then and then I well that's kind of his thing though if he looks like the uncle he has that's his thing so I think no but imagine it's like how we met like the story how we met and then she's like I was number five he had flash cards which is nice forget it it's gonna sound ████ up but I think it's for unattractive girls because everything I'm still thinking of that you know why because like when I when I've gone like in groups two lounges to bars to clubs anything right well at this point go all of the girls seven times it's so ████ like someone's always hitting on them like they don't have to do these things he's like this article is for ugly
13:38 ████ you don't got to be fine you you just got to be a ████ girl geez she left one thing off of that list even hippos ████ would jump that's what Joe's trying to say the one thing off that list is um when you're going out that night make sure that the friend that you're going with your homegirl is uglier all right that's what he said turn it off now
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