0:00 thank you [Music] um so there is a delivery service that um quote abandoned a sofa that was stuck on a staircase I mean they just left it they just couldn't wedge it up it's just stuck on the staircase aren't they supposed to bring it back down and like hey we can't deliver you guys these guys were basically just like hey shrug of the Year dude that doesn't happen to like like this happened to our house we got we got some new washing machines and the guys from Home Depot were supposed to come and install it and the guy and I wasn't there and Tiff was the one having having to deal with it because I was here and the guys are like oh yeah man like we can't even get this in here and she's like you guys can't get this water
0:50 machine through this doorway she was like ah yeah I don't think we can and I think your landlord didn't buy stackable washing machine units so this is not gonna even fit and then like yeah so we just have to leave it outside and it was like that week dude it was that week where La was raining started raining like crazy so we have this washing machine covered in plastic just out in the rain and every day we're like ████ is this gonna be ruined oh my God you didn't call home people like ████ I pay for the install why don't you call why don't you call Steve Green because I ████ did this ████ myself see that's what I should have done I should have called you go as smoothly as you claim that's not true because um yeah we had a little bit of leak but I did install it a washing machine yeah washing washer and dryer mode you're a ████ man bro and I did with the furniture dolls with a little bit of a leak a little bit of a leak we have a little bit of a leak but you just gotta plug it in the correct
1:41 holes all right you do it next time also Anthony probably knows a lot about you are you good with washer and dryers and ████ Anthony Pockets like this in front of a washer dryer no you are they weren't regular washer and drives I can handle washer dryer but those are like dry cleaning machines and presses and stuff Echelon of you know talent and skills yeah you know it ain't exactly just this it's nice we had a leak a massive leak because it came from the uh washing machine because it was broken like it just kept going when you when it's not supposed to like keep feeling possessed yeah and that's why I I just laugh because it's like recently I had to buy a new one put it together so I was like oh ████ that's how it works dude the
2:33 best thing because like I was installing our washer dryer right and then Nikki like comes up and she's like why are you doing this she's like you she's like you know that that could leak and I'm not kidding it was like a ████ sitcom at the exact same time it's always when they say it I pull the nozzle out and then I'm like oh ████ it's like ████ that that hose things is going like this all over the inside of the ████ thing yeah and it was like it was like a quarter inch of water all over the floor yeah yeah yeah but why was it on well because I didn't know to turn it off I'ma show this ████ ████ so you didn't turn off the water yeah I was like she thinks I'm not a ████ enemy I want to show this ████ ████ and the whole time I am talking to myself
3:23 like I'm ████ oh I'm gonna get this ████ and then she comes there's audio what are you doing you're ████ gonna ████ it all and then it'll be everywhere it was crazy it was like clockwork but when you put it together didn't you feel like yo I'm a ████ mate I was it was a Triumph yeah Peter Travis called it a Triumph you know what I mean it was a big moment in my life when I so like I've lived a lot in different places right I've never ████ touched any other things because as soon as something breaks I'm like that's the ████ owner's fault yeah yeah and I call him I'm like hey this is done and then someone would come and fix it you ever done that but then like your own phone rings and you're like oh ████ we did I am the owner that's what happened no now now I have to do everything yep but it's fun yeah I didn't realize how ████ fun all this ████ was it's so fun but this is more
4:14 fun okay let's go I just left that ████ ████ they don't give up they just literally left it I want one of those you don't want this one I'll take it that's massive hey if they want me to get it out of the way why the ████ would they just and they just bounce and yeah they biz ounced right wait how did they get it in there oh no check this out they left it like this oh you see all the cracks ████ look at the walls dude they ████ it all up yeah they were like did they move it in we pinballed it up the stairs like idiots and they just left it there holy ████ oh my God look at that ████ dude looks like a topographical map Home Depot did this no no no these are this is specters this is some Contracting spaces but look that's a new place look
5:06 at the carpet that's brand new brand new crown molding no that actually looks like a JK office what though it does this is 1.5 million dollars they had just finished it too now they gotta redo a bunch of ████ dude that massive hole I know dude that's insane drywall must have been weak I just like that you get that massive hole and you keep cutting it up we almost got it more quenching in the wall dude there's a tape measure that could have solved all this oh ████ damn that sucks so that's what they're saying the movers are like it's your responsibility to know if the dimensions are right for us to get it up those angles like that's on why do they try I mean because they're kind of Legends dude I would have looked at it and been like this ain't gonna fit bro so he so the the homeowner says that the The Sofa Company ignored his warnings that the staircase was narrow and then they just
5:58 basically said ████ it and and the sofa was worth over 2 000 pounds which is like basically like 17 000 in American money oh oh it's you pay monies yeah UK money I'm not very good in the conversions I'm not good at the conversions that's my approximate you guys remember this TV show called Tanked but what is a TV show on Bravo or something called tanked where they give celebrities like massive fancy fish tanks that are like tailored to who they are they gave uh red through one of those and for an episode they were like yeah we're gonna make you a a giant fish tank that has neon fish and has an LED screen in the back that reacts to music and it glows and it's got your face on it there's like this huge elaborate thing and then when they saw that um it was going to go on the fourth floor of his house they were like there's no way we could do that because we have to
6:48 build it in the shop and then bring it so what they did is uh they decided to rent a cherry picker that was like a 60-foot like cherry picker to lift it up like a giant uh elevator outside the house and they tore out the banister or the railing for his master bedroom to push it in through his double door uh balcony so they did that but once they got it in there they realized that the floor that it was gonna go on was too weak oh my no because it weighs so much all that water and ████ in it oh my God so they had to reinforce the ground like the fourth floor they had to go on the third floor and build a new reinforcement underneath so that it could hold that weight and the tank itself I think cost like 60 Grand and so all that extra construction and and the method they did it they provided all of that for free
7:38 wow and then they found out he's a renter [Laughter] hey why do you got Loop net open on your computer man wow it costs them so much money to do all that but the tank was actually pretty awesome was it yeah poor fish that sounds like a hellscape I know it sounds like a ████ terrorist like the way the CIA uses deprivation techniques to like ████ like music and sound like horses are having seizures no it's sad too it's sad too because like even if you're uh so it's a DJ booth you can go up a Stairway and go on top of the tank and there's like DJ decks and then it reacts to the whole like thing but do fish like Bass is fast smart it's fast it's sound proof the whole thing's like soundproof so
8:29 even if you're like banging on it it doesn't like shake the glass or anything it's super expensive so the fish would be cool yeah but the thing is you can't really like uh they they was on contract that the show would send somebody every month to like clean the tank for us you got to clean the water yeah but then they would also replace the fish because some of them are just straight up dying oh my so they would just scoop out all the fish and put new neon fish all the time yeah dude every time you get a new bag of fish you're like well I don't name them dude dude and it costs it costs zero dollars isn't that crazy that show is so ████ dumb money on ████ fire the ████ are they still are they still coming no because uh food didn't want to who didn't want to keep doing that to the fish so they they drained it out took the fish out and they just made it a terrarium so it's just like plants yeah yeah and then now it's just straight up gone you gotta put a python in there
9:19 dude you just took it apart you could have seen from these terrarium videos out there oh they're so addicting yeah guys like put like little bugs in it and then the bugs like eat the other bugs and they introduce another species and they ████ it's a self-contained ecosystem it's fun as ████ to watch it's kind of stuff yeah send us a link so no man's sky but inside us it won't control your life for a little while I saw one with a hamster though that was really interesting hamster I'm interested little hamster and then the ████ hamster like comes out eats vegetables makes a little ████ hot for itself they introduce a predator to the for them nah the ones I watched but did you see I want to see Predators there's one with the Crawfish that one's pretty cool is there a predator for the Crawfish nah yeah nature is metal I saw one where it's a
10:10 it's a crab does a crab have a predator nah what the ████ Joe it's good he's watching the kids version I'm watching the ████ first it's good have you watched the ant farm one no I don't even know that but it's like these nerds they ████ Predator it's right cat eater and it's like a whole city and they have another like that Loop that goes to another ████ ant farm and then some of them though there's no Predators but there's Wars because they big they get like the ants do you have War too or you just put ████ liquid metal in that whole thing bro I watched I was supposed to say that I love this ████ dude they put a liquid aluminum in these like ant farms and then they make like art sculptures they blast all the dirt off of it after they dig it all up and it incinerates the entire colony in the
11:00 dirt because you know they like ████ do that ████ in the dirt themselves they pour the metal and incentives the entire Colony once it dries out they shovel the entire thing out ████ brush away all the dirt and now there's a ████ art installation and then all the ants are inside of it they're dead it's metal okay they claim that when they do that it's colonies that have been abandoned ████ but they should do it though oh ████ they're making money off of it get rid of the colony and this is just an artistic way of doing it yeah they sell whoa I think they should do that where there's invasive ants when I was killing ants last summer and it was got personal for me because they were invading my home all the time I started I went down a hole with these videos and I got cathartic I took my dick on I beat off to this
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