0:00 [Music] All right, this might be a kind of a um strong opinion, but do you think that people who have been convicted for crimes against children should still be allowed to have their own kids? They should die. You think death just straight up? >> I don't think they should >> crimes against like all crimes against children. Well, like let's say they had a felony that was uh like a felony act against the child at some point. >> I heard about a guy. Okay, so this is my only trepidation here. I remember there was a story about a guy. I think we did it on JK. He was like going to the bathroom on the side of the road and then he got popped for like exposing himself to a kid >> and he's just going to the bathroom on the side of the road and I guess like a minivan went by or something. >> That's okay. >> To me, like the idea, >> but he's getting tried for the same
0:50 ████ >> But to me, if we're going to do the Joe thing, let's just kill them all. That's kind of funny though. >> That scares me. It's >> funny. Right. >> Why are you dying? >> Cuz I peed. >> Let's say that it's a cho. >> What the hell is that? >> A thousand%. >> A thousand% they should die. >> Just die in the hands of their own kid. >> Yeah. >> Okay. But then let's say that let's say you can't do that. But is it inhumane to be like you you are now not allowed to ever have kids because you can't be trusted with kids? >> Yeah. >> I think I think I think that guy >> I agree with Joe. Well, it depends. So, if we're trying to like >> if we're trying to be pretty sick, >> I say you have them tied to a super long dog leash and then make them budgey jump and then they jump off the bridge and they slam into the wall like 20 times. >> Okay, >> that's if we're trying to be sick.
1:40 >> I feel like it always is. It depends. >> But if we're not trying to be that sick, I would say let them live. But definitely they can't have their own >> cuz it almost to me sounds really like like a no-brainer almost. Well, there are so there are cases uh where 18 to 15 year old parents are okay with it. Uh some ████ goes up in the relationship and at the kid being 17 and the person being whatever 20. Uh now they're not okay with it cuz this person ████ my daughter over so ████ that. And now they're >> so there's cases like that. >> Oh, I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about >> No, I know you're I know what you're talking about. We But if you look at it in a book, If you look at in a book, it's just a list of apes. You don't know the ████ out. You don't you don't know the circumstances cuz that to me isn't isn't >> straight up ████ people who are like out there little kids. Yeah. >> I'm talking about 5-year-old. If you get
2:30 your jollies off with a 5-year-old, >> that's straight ████ dog leash off the bridge, man. >> What if you have a history of like, let's say it's not cho, but like child abuse, like if you socked a kid, >> is that the same thing? Like if you push >> No, that's different. >> Is it different? I think >> the intent is Let's just be Asian, dude. >> If you hit him with a phone book, that's fine, too. No, it's not your kid. Let's say that you punched another kid. >> Well, sometimes you need to. >> Oh, wait. You socked. Did the kid have it coming? Like you socked the kid at the playground. >> What' the kid do? Was the baby crying too long? >> Nothing. You just thought it would be funny to punch a kid in the face. That >> Oh, just for just for laughs. >> Just for kicks. Yeah. >> I don't know about that. He's not ready to be a father. >> Can But then in no way that person would be, you know what I mean? Like that that guy would be allowed to have kids obviously. >> Only if So you have to do the fixeroo. >> Yeah. You find that kid, he gets a hammer, and then he gets to bang like
3:21 five of your toes as hard as he can. >> And that's justice. >> That's justice. Then fine, you you deserve it. >> Do you think there do you think there are any signs, let's say, are there any other types of crimes that are not necessarily against kids that almost give a clue how this person's going to treat their own kids? >> Animal abuse. >> It's actually very very well documented. Yeah. >> Yeah. It's like really correlated, right? Especially like as a young kid, too. You'll know somebody's going to have some pretty troubling thoughts as an adult >> if they enjoy dissecting animals. >> Oh, I socked an emu one time, but I didn't like it. >> An eagle. >> Emu. >> I knew that I didn't have those thoughts when I saw like this rabbit that was partially crushed and we needed to put out his misery. And my friend was like, "Throw a rock on its head." And I was like, "Uh, >> I know it's suffering right now, so we need to make this decision, but I can't do it. So, ████ please do it." And I had to look away. My white my white
4:11 trash uncle Mark had em a bunch of emus cuz he he heard the emu >> my trash uncle Mark had some emus he >> emu milk was better for >> he heard the emu oil was going to be the next hot thing for arthritis >> what >> so he was like I'm going to get on the ground floor you know get rich quick thing right so he bought like 17 emus or whatever he had like a couple emus they all had babies >> 17 emus he had emu eggs and he's like incubating ████ he was like emu city right so one day >> we're at the ranch in Tmacula and we're like We're I'm like surrounded by emus. I'm just trying to pet the goats or whatever. And this emu comes up to me. I have I had like a shiny silver watch at the time, right? It was like a silver Jurassic Park. Remember the Jurassic Park watch that opened? Yeah. >> I had that one on. And the emu like like bites my hand trying to go for my watch and I socked him in the face just to get him. And he just goes like this. He just goes like that. All you got? He just
5:02 kept doing that and I I didn't like it. I felt really bad cuz it was just an instant like ████ you emu get off me. Right. But but yeah, but I felt really bad after. So I don't think I'm one of those people >> as an animal abuser. >> Yeah. >> Iran, what does emos look like? >> They look like ostrich. >> Ostrich. A small one. >> But they look like dinosaur ostriches. Like they look weird. >> Speaking of which, they're trying to bring back those giant ass birds. Plastic megapon. >> Yeah, dude. My uncle had s████████ of these guys. So look at that. And they're like >> punchable. >> And they're fast as ████ boy. >> Take them out, bro. Punchable fish. >> I'm coming for you, Steve. Another time we're Another time we're at the ranch and my um we're all there and my little brother Kenny, who you guys have met before, he was like four years old at the time. All of a sudden, we're all up at the ranch on the deck and we're like, "Where'd Kenny go? Where the hell is Kenny?" We look down, dude. And there's
5:52 a big boulder on the property. Kenny's on top of the boulder, just this little four-year-old kid surrounded by eaves. Just surrounded by like he had to climb on there to get away from him cuz they were Yeah. They're like They're like doing all the like Like he's like ████ Jurassic Park. >> They're aggressive, huh? >> Yeah, they're hella aggressive. And for all I don't know what he had on him. Like maybe he's wearing a gold ████ tracksuit or something. But >> he was probably like my brother his brother punched us. >> Yeah, dude. >> Wait, so imagine that uh >> silver silver one? Silver. >> Imagine the emu but uh this is funny because it all ties together. The emu but like 10 feet tall. >> Yeah. >> Do you guys know the era ples megapon? >> It's like right after mammoth era. It's where all these giant ass birds and ████ roam the earth. We just brought one back cuz >> we're trying to create Jurassic Park. >> Direwolf. Direwolf. We brought one back. >> It's a little fake.
6:42 >> It's like half half It's like a half. >> They just altered actual just wolf DNA. It's not not a direwolf. It's not a direwolf, >> but that's what we're trying to do. Really, guys? >> If it gets into the wild, >> I don't like it. >> Game over. >> You know what? Why not bring chaos to the world? >> ████ I don't want to watch the open flames, guys. If like there's like a crash or some sort of a war, I'm done. I'm off in myself. >> I feel you. >> Really? You don't want to fight to survive? >> No. I live in a beautiful ████ society. Are you kidding me? Go back. I don't want to go back. >> I probably won't enjoy the reality, but I can imagine how fun it might be cuz I won't have to pay bills anymore. >> I will say this though, when it comes to GMOs, >> right? I think that they should be chemically castrated if we know that they absolutely did something to a kid. >> Agree. But what about this though? Okay. What if they're like, "I don't even find
7:32 my own kid attractive. It's the other kids I like." >> Oh, cash rate them out. >> I think even No, no, no. And but it's it's it's true. It's not We're not going to question the valid validility. If that was true and they're like, >> "I don't want my kids." Hell, >> right. But then they like But other kids though, oo, keep me away from the playground. >> And then what if what if you know they're in West Virginia so the jury's like, "Those are some hot kids. I don't even know what to do. They're hot kids. There's a rocket. >> Oh ████ >> Is that Is that still No. >> Is that a no leash? >> Dog leash. >> Yeah. You're a danger to society, man. >> I love that when Bart walks his dog, they can go 500 feet ahead of him, by the way, on this huge dog leash. >> The The reason I brought it up is because I I was going to do this one article and it was just so horrible that like it would lead us to this discussion anyway. There was this couple, they were married, they had two kids that were
8:23 like uh age three and four or something. They were like one of those uh couples that are both like addicted to like math and stuff and they're just kind of nutso and they they're homeless and they take their kids around everywhere and they ended up killing both of their kids just because the kid peed in the car >> or they just beat him too hard or >> Yeah, they just actually like like elimin and then they kept the kid the dead kid in a suitcase in the trunk of the car for six years. >> Oh my god. How'd they get away with that? They live in rural America >> because nobody checks on homeless people anymore. They just let them do their thing. So, they just had this the kid's body in the trunk and then they didn't I mean they let it was just there the whole time. The other kid uh got killed too and they just dumped the body. Like it just was like mad normal. But like the reason I was asking is like could there have been any signs in behavioral or conduct as a adult or human that someone could go, "Oh, you shouldn't be
9:14 allowed to have kids based on >> Yeah. They're both drug addict f████████." >> Yeah. >> There's that. Yeah. >> Yeah. I think you should have a kids license. I've been saying that for a long time. Like, you know, you have to test to be a qualified driver to get a driver's license. >> We don't have the parents license. >> You're just like, "Anybody can have a kid. You could be 15 and you don't know ████ you can have a kid." >> Yeah, but the more dude, the more government involves themselves. I hate that stuff. >> That's where the needles weird, you know? >> How come my grandma was able to get a driver's license when she was like 78 years old and she couldn't see anything? >> Or how did all these illegals get CDLs? >> Yeah, right. Oh, dude, that story is crazy. It's it's coming down right now where like it's it's being exposed that all these truck drivers they're they're using these meth they showed the method is that they'll have like an iPhone like like on their chest and it's feeding the screen to a guy in the car and he's just giving them the answers. They don't even speak English. They don't even know what
10:04 the road signs mean and they get cos they become truck drivers and that's how some of these accidents >> So there was this accident in Florida right where >> the Indian guy >> Yeah. where the >> that was crazy. >> His family got like decapitated. >> Yeah. They don't He couldn't even identify. I think they showed him five basic road signs and he only knew one of them or something. >> Holy ████ >> And he's driving a gigantic 18-wheeler >> and he made a U-turn in the middle of the street and killed a family. >> The highway, bro. >> Where you're not supposed to do it. >> Because he missed the >> from the opposite lane. >> But then that's a good example if the government has control of it, it might be even less like >> competent, you know? >> Yeah. But it's it's the right idea, but the execution we don't know it >> as always. Yeah. >> So, no, Bart. Sorry. >> So, you lose. Maybe there's a AAA version of it. >> Okay. >> HOA version.
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