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Off The Record: Preparing Questions for Joe's Epic Hot Seat Episode

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0:00 that perhaps we already hot seat with Joe like every single video for seven and a half minutes because specifically asking him questions about feudal Japan what we didn't ask oh answer [Music] well welcome back to a very special OTR we are currently off the Record the record and we got Queen oh colleagues all right this is gonna be interesting because as you guys know we have done so many hot seat episodes with different people and people on the crew our regulars our hosts almost everybody almost everybody almost everybody we left one person out and that is Sir Joe why did we but why but why

0:51 was it through just coincidence or was it the fact that he just like talks relentlessly always in every video anyways wait I was just at the end no you're fine all right yeah well um yeah so people some some have to hypothesized that perhaps we already hot seat with Joe like every single video for seven and a half minutes because specifically asking him questions about feudal Japan well no we didn't ask but he somehow answered yeah yeah he brought it up but like that's the other thing about Joe which I think is tough about the hot seat is is there a question that we could like stump him with no is there any question that we can get him like hot and bothered that's a great question Nick which is exactly why we're here today how personal can we get

1:41 I actually feel like you might be this the person of expertise in this area I think I could wreck it because uh so I think there's a Joe that we know I think there's a shell and then I think there's a real Joe the soft Crab side and I think the delicious after we crack it oh the meat here ████ sucking his legs out he's so insecure and vulnerable oh the meat and I know uh Steve's really good with like feeling and seeing where people are at yeah I feel like you might know how to get to the delicious crab meat look I know my brother Joe I really he is a brother to me I love Ollie I I swear to God I love the JK crew you guys are my family but yeah there is a part of Joe that I feel like I could crack like a

2:32 ████ crab I'm in his seat put the Hat on dude it has nothing to do with this say it again no honestly he's he's he's more I mean he's more aware of himself than people even know because he plays into the ████ talking about that was experts he does have a character for JK his character that he knows and he plays and he knows because you can even be in mid video with somebody half dude sometimes we'll have somebody new here and then they're making fun of Joe and then I look at Joe and Joe Joe looks at me and I smile Joe Smiles at me and like we I know that Joe

3:23 knows that he's putting a thing out there that he's playing to and like we both do that with each other but then like it's like a weird like almost like hey yeah I see you bro you're good so like you can do your thing and so then he just keeps playing he's a little Andy Kaufman yeah very much so dude it's a mind ████ too because sometimes we'll do JK and then we'll go to dinner and then one time we went to Korean barbecue Joe's is doing all the ████ wild ████ you can think of and then at dinner you forget that Joe's like a real person and he goes so like how are things with you and like Tiff man like isn't that crazy I told you off yeah and I'm like what the ████ Joe you just in my face or something I went to ████ Steve's house in Vegas for like New Year's right and then Joe comes by as well with him and stuff and then Joe's like dressed properly he looks great like it's weird it's his shirt is like buttoned yeah you don't see his ████

4:14 bare chest he's got socks on and ████ I've never seen John and then he comes in and he does regular ████ human ████ like hey what's up guys shake your hands or like you know when somebody else is talking he's just standing there and he's like listening I'm like what the ████ is this Anthony was only in my house because of a mistaken invitation I was like wait how did you get invited this I was like I'm going to your place for New Year's right he's like yeah dude I got to sleep at 10 30. he's not even dude so just to be clear meaning but yeah Randy starts at 10. yeah yeah no but no but uh so so how do we how do we ask Joe questions on hot seat that will get Joe off kilter because that's the whole point of Hot Seat we're trying to gotta figure out hot seat questions for Joseph when he gets here we're ready to go I want you

5:04 guys to be in on it too so that's tough one of the most emotional times I've ever seen Joe yeah is uh he's usually like this shell that I don't know really what's on the inside and um when we were in Japan on a JK trip that's when he found out his dog passed away oh straight to the heart he got killed by a coyote and um I've never seen Joe like cry or even emote in that way and he probably spent like the next three days just like devastated and I was like holy ████ that's crazy there's like a like a person in there did he witness the situation no it's I think it's even worse because like you know when you're away internationally and it's like day here night there or night here day there you just get a phone call from the person that's

5:55 supposed to um watch your dog uh this person likes to delete footage as well but this person let the dog get loose somehow and then gets so are you suggesting okay I'm just trying to take what you're giving me just so we can figure out how to see questions are you suggesting something like would you rather have your dog back or like a present father your whole life oh ████ I don't know are we too hot already that's past the 11 minute Mark 11 and 17 seconds okay that was all right that's not cold enough yet that's past this start there and work our way back okay but then from that he was coming from that what was Club was we've seen this giant growth of Joe right it's like from there and like just him I think feeling more comfortable with everyone around him he started to share that like up to that

6:46 point he never has ever even been vulnerable with anybody yeah girlfriend or anything and like brown which is his dog's name because he's brown and Joe would even Brown because it's because of color he is not that smart it's just like it was just because he was actually the second option for names was dog yeah because it's Joe he uh actually was I think Brown helped open up his heart oh and then helped him to start trust and being vulnerable and open with people again so one of the things I actually love about Joe one of the things that I attached to Joe with early that made me love Joe was his ability to to be your friend like he could just be friends with anybody yeah and and I'm not kidding when I say this and maybe you could correct me if I'm wrong because you're the newest person here but Joe if you're even new here he will go over

7:38 like he'll stumble over himself to help you with something if you voice your thing he's like I know a guy I know a girl I know what trans I know a ████ whatever and we'll I'll get I'll get you the help that you need and he'll give you the recommend it in the room on the day before you even barely asked about it you said something for maybe five seconds and he like over accepted it and like tried to help you that's true it's a fact it's just how he is but I love that about the guy but but but something along the way I think made it so that Joe couldn't protect Joe a little bit right so like that's why yeah I gotta tell you guys like a show chill Brown and then like you know stuff relationship wise having nothing to do with anyone in particular but like guy just like went through some stuff and then I think you know one of my one of my favorite things that he tells me privately that I

8:28 I will share publicly without his permission is that I I just told it I just told him he broke up in my living room right with his ex and like it was in my living room bro I was there it was like wild but like it was beautiful too because he was so vulnerable and I've I've never seen this guy try to stand up for someone who didn't want to be with him anymore but he was still trying to stand up for this person so it's a closet simp he's the same he was simply now he's a sweetheart he was like you want me to suck my own dick right now and then he pulled his own pants down and started to reach for it and then it was like sad we're all like please don't suck your own dick in my living room no meanwhile you're in the living room no the guy was popcorn no he was real I I

9:18 can't do it all kidding is that he was really just trying to just make all the eyes dotted and all the t's crossed he was really going for it and like that's who Joe is right like if there's a one percent chance he'll fight to the death he will bro so let me just see what I'm pulling from what you're saying yeah yeah hot seat questions you're saying something like um if he had to hire and partner up with one of his ex-girlfriends that was recently a part of JK which one would he be not recently but that was in a part of JK's history which one would he bring back and partner with that's a good question oh yeah that's a good question that's a really good question that's a hot one yeah write that one down write that one down can we write these ones down because I don't have ████ to write you say that one more time so if he had to partner with get back together rehire and partner with one of

10:08 his ex-girlfriends that came through JK get back together and okay not get back together because we love Hannah okay uh partner partner with rehire and partner with yeah one of the ex-girlfriends that had worked for JK in the past and what kind of business would it be yes that's a good question and what are the two roles they would play Then in that new business too that's really good that's a good question keep it for the questions Joe loves that yeah we're not here to answer it I have no idea where that's gonna go but we all know that's kind of fun and spicy for us yeah okay something else that he told me right like um so I you know I've been always very open about me and Nikki like Nikki's my ████ one right and like for me I feel like a lot of our friends and it's not their fault it's just like sometimes like people just get with people and it's like maybe they're like look relationships they're a little bit

10:59 miserable and I'm like no they're they don't have to be bro yeah I'm just telling you like because because of my experience like yes I was in one of those I know what that's like I was in a couple of those I know what that's like but like no they don't have to be miserable and I think that he didn't quite believe me until he got with Hannah and then he just like he pulled me aside recently and he and again we can edit this out if like I don't want to speak out of turn because he's told me that but he was like dude I'm so glad that I listened to you on that because I was so I was open for it with Hannah and like we don't fight like we well they do fight obviously but they don't fight I think there's a little bit Yeah bickering but like it's but like it's it's progress right if you like like you know the the metaphor of like you know stool sharp and steel it's it's like you know you can kind of make each other

11:49 stronger especially in the initial when you're just like butting heads a little bit but then if you're productive with it you can really make it into a relationship where you don't fight and like I'm telling you I am obsessed with Nikki everyone knows I ████ love my wife but that's only because we fought so much in the beginning we had to ████ sharpen each other and then it got easy so what you're saying this is inspirational instead of pulling these questions out you're good it's a good conversation maybe something like what's the number one way that Hannah's made you a better person that's really good that's really good flyer that's right iron sharpens iron brother we're not friends right now but right now it's about Joe you guys make a good team hey we're putting the swords down for the video hey ████ off hey ████ up Nick you know what'd be funny is if right when we started we go all right it's the zero zero zero Mark well we

12:39 like to turn up the heat a little bit we're like in the cold question what's the number one thing that Hannah made you Betty for Char his ass out of the back for this one but it's gonna shut the ████ up get the ████ out of here no but he look the guy like I feel like everyone deserves happiness and I think that Joe like really just needed to to actually have someone who could handle like his love language because I Believe In Love Languages I believe in matching people who like like so for me and Nikki it's quality time like we don't give a ████ about gifts we've never given like a ████ less about gifts so it's like it's it's just about quality time for us it's like hanging out with each other and so like that's our big thing for Joe it's salad tossing for Joe it's getting his ████ eat now by by women or men or whoever yeah Sam's twink versatiles dictators or

13:30 whatever so write that down dude actually that's kind of like a sick open-ended question just being like Joe what's your love language oh yeah I think I know from his mouth you know it could be like what do you think your love languages have them answer it and then go what do you think Hannah thinks your love language is that's good do you he's gonna be like can't compute but then we gotta ask it separately we gotta ask it separately yeah because I think you're significant other usually has a better view of who you are than even yourself that's true huh but Joe gotta say being completely honest I love to roast people you guys all know that but that's my love language too but because that's how I perceive and give love because I grew up in such a big family so there's almost no attention so you you get attention Through Fire yeah but but Joe Joe is

14:20 honestly like maybe the nicest guy I think I know almost too nice like he really is like say that's a dude that he ████ up back in the day huh oh yeah nope those guys had it coming dude I'm telling you it doesn't matter who the ████ you are he'll he'll talk ████ and stuff like that yeah and it's funny and I know how that is because I have porcupines myself but he really will help anybody he will I got a question yeah so clean you uh maybe have known him the least in a sense like based off of your impressions what's something that you're curious about asking him that's a good question feel free to cut as deep as you want just genuine um well piggyback off of Steve I I do believe that Joe is such a kind generous person because I think it's maybe the first or second time that I was on um I hanged back for a little bit and we

15:10 talked for like an hour and a half um and it was and we got into like a deep conversation I was like about the weather like oh what do you do um so I agree with that so I guess my question would be to him would be do you think you receive the same treatment that you give out oh that's good Jesus put that down that's really awesome you kind of gotta like warm up too in good conversation right yeah right that's a nice like after the 12 minute more attack yeah maybe like 15. oh ████ we're getting spicy we shouldn't make it a ████ 30 minute video I think we might have to for uh for a Joe one you know because I feel wasn't yours pretty long um I was hoping I was gonna end soon about the business boss yeah

16:01 quick fire Quest too long in there uh most recent porn you busted enough oh that's good oh yeah sometimes you need some shallow ████ you know yeah that's that's early I hope it's not boring it might be I hope you watch some weird ████ well you know he did give us a gem about the Korean uh hentai ones remember yeah come to the ceiling yeah that one that's the one that's what I want to hear about also just to like tap into you know Joe Mama's side if he could ████ beat anyone's ass in the world right now who would it be anyone's Ingress is one of his love languages foreign and then um we'll wait for the video because I'm not going to say what but Hey Joe can I just read like your most recent text to careful boys chat yes whatever it is

16:51 anything yeah whatever it is also what was the last movie that you watched twice all the time all the time see an answer for that it is a very good question these are good this is the first time we've actually ████ prepped yeah I know this actually does make for a better yeah this is gonna work well the best thing is everyone's gonna be in on it they're going to be hot they're going to know what the questions are you think Joe's gonna watch this video before it airs oh she has a choice like literally nobody knows what the ████ happens with uploads yeah I think because of our ████ up uploading schedule we won't even know when this comes out after yeah and it's gonna come out this will come out the Tuesday after the joke video coming can might just delete this he's not even here today such a big doofy it hurts her yeah oh my God you know

17:43 it's a JK like that's not just a new view hey what that's not an oofie and oofy would be like almost did it doofy would be doing it do dude come on bro so everybody everybody watching put it in the comments if there's a question you think is hot enough for Joe's hot seat that we're taking extra care preparing yeah uh let us know what you think and something that you want to know from Joe and uh and don't hold back please don't yeah but if you have questions about Tiff and Josh like go ████ yourself [Laughter] thank you foreign

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