0:00 you know what's really funny I saw a post on I think ESPN or SportsCenter or whatever and it was like a NBA game like dudes and they like no one could make a shot in like the longest time and it was like a funny clip and the caption was like what is going on here and then all these women were in the comments going see it's not just WNBA you guys do it too and all these guys are like yo the reason it's posted is because it's rare [Music] yeah there's a high school basketball coach that recently has been fired after posing as a 13 year old in a JV basket like why do people do that what's the win so he did windmill dunk she she oh really I heard about a guy that did this it's a sheet this is a sheet this is you heard about you heard about this
0:50 there was a guy who was like 25 years old and he like held himself back in high school and he was like falling out dude so this is uh some CCTV footage I guess that was like less than Sparks yeah wait how old is she this one with the arrow right here with the coach I will uh give you some more information I wanted to play with high school kids 22 year old high school basketball coach is out of a job now after trying to pass as a 13 year old player in a JV game earlier this month 13 years old uh her name is arlisha Boykins an assistant doing Skyhook in the ████ thumbnail there off the glass an assistant for this Churchland High School truckers in Virginia impersonated one of her players who was away from the team for a club basketball tournament probably the best player oh she impersonated her own player okay that makes sense that's smart well it's still not right well I
1:41 mean at least it's a clear uh motive yeah yeah how old are these people oh JV dude 22 poses 13 was this a CW Show like that doesn't work it's a UK show everyone's gonna know so instead of athletes are different though yeah but even when like like say like LeBron's kid right when he was 13 in like the whatever League that he plays in you're like he looks like a man in a bot like like he looks like a man but his face looks like a small child she for sure probably looks like a girl it's like a Dominican baseball player I'm 13. also oh so it's like really fast yeah and then just shoot like this and just cover your face so instead of playing with one less Hooper Boykins apparently took matters into her own hands and suited up as the student athlete and uh footage obviously shows
2:32 her just wrecking everybody that's Ty this is like good this is like a in the air of Joanna man this would be a movie yeah yeah did she have to like ball out though like she couldn't like yeah did she have to stand down I just missed a couple oh man air ball the funny thing too is that everybody knows she's the coach yeah who's coaching them what is one of the Scruples of this whole school that they're in on this dude as usual ain't nobody's watching women's basketball there's like three people maybe that's why she did it dance bro nobody who knows except for the other team that's why she did it she's like it doesn't matter no one gives a ████ no one's here someone needs a standing yeah this is this is the reference that Steve wrote about bro even their ████ parents aren't there there's more team members watching your own parents aren't
3:22 going aren't showing up is this a syndicated ████ oh my gosh give me a break already yeah maybe she was just like it's inconsequential this is on TV but then now she lost her job even the ref's not looking he's turning the other way uh it's actually the JV coach and the varsity head coach are all fired the JV coach allowed it to happen I mean that's just such a weird thing for everybody to be complicit in and it's a JV game no no player was like I'm not gonna play if you're pulling that ridiculous even the teammates well they could have been hyped about it but ████ yeah coaches in yeah they probably were I would have been hyped that's true and and plus like if the coach is saying it they're probably these kids are like oh yeah like I guess we're allowed to it's not the kid's fault it's ████ their fault and if the coach is gonna ball out and you just get to kind of chill and watch your coach he's throwing her alley oops that's what that's what kind of says a
4:12 lot about the mental state or that whole school probably but this is something they would do and everyone just go yeah that's funny it would have been better if she was like if she was breaking everyone's ankles and ████ and then just like pointing at him like stepping over him like Iverson dribbling through their legs yeah dude the coach was a dude wearing like a wig no that's why I draw the line now is that guy the professor on YouTube to ████ dribble all over these people I love it and keep the Spider-Man costume on too because you're taking everyone for idiots already you might as well dude now I know if I see a guy with a Spider-Man costume with a basketball I'll be like ah you know I need help yeah yeah not tricking me senior citizen comes up to court you know they're gonna be the best that's Kyrie Irving I know that's Kyrie Irving a guy with a with a cane and he's got he's got sunglasses on he's like oh I'm so blind
5:03 I don't know if I'm gonna fall for this one can I shoot some moves with you guys everyone's like yeah right old blind man he could never make it on these courts and ignore it completely ignore the cameras all around too you know the best this is the part where you keep ripping I do I don't want to talk about this anymore [Music] [Laughter] JV women's basketball we just rang that rag up for ████ five minutes yeah yeah you know what's funny though so mark keppel this the high school team right here we actually went to a women's uh uh the the JV I mean actually dude what was it
5:53 were you saying like that we actually won because they were crushing it way better than the guys and then the game was actually were they playing against girls nope not just kidding what was exciting about it they were making shots Non-Stop that's that's fun that's always fun that's actually cool I'd love to see that yeah see a woman making shots yeah over and over lots of free throws usually when I watch WNBA it's a bunch of air balls is it how I'm pretty sitting down and actually watching a WNBA game I have to be go after walking by actually have you guys ever watched the full WNBA game I have yeah yeah because I because our school used to sing national anthem at WNBA games for the uh Sparks or whatever
6:44 the hell they were oh or whatever the hell they were to be honest though I don't think any of us have time to watch a full NBA game I haven't been watching my choice yeah like when's the last time you sat down and actually watched I did watch the Lakers Celtics game I heard that was a good game that was ████ up dude the no call you know what's really funny I saw a post on I think ESPN or Sports Center or whatever and it was like a NBA game like dudes and they like no one could make a shot in like the longest time and it was like a funny clip and the caption was like what is going on here and then all these women were in the comments going see it's not just WNBA you guys do it too and all these guys are like yo the reason it's posted is because it's rare and that's why it's funny I think I saw that clip I think that was a college basketball game oh it was a college game
7:35 oh okay yeah so we watched an entire Lakers game last year so we do we do watch those the last year it was just citing the truth they get one have you guys played like in an organized sports like team like in high school I was in JV Basketball because you're tall right that's what typically happens yeah I played an adult league like after what sport basketball oh yeah I'm just a little group of friends I played an intramural but I sucked what's that we won it's where you make teams within the school and the school plays itself oh yeah whoever's the best those are fun though I played basketball for a month until I got kicked out of school my team sucked so bad that we lost every single game that year I'm not lying we lost every single game you were the practice you got swept that everyone was like all right we're gonna start the season with
8:26 these guys yeah well and my my teacher was the he was like the coach or whatever did he ever suit up with you guys no but he came he like was excited because I guess he came from another program and he's like I'll coach JV Basketball here and then they fired him the next year because we sucked that much ass dude there's nothing worse than getting destroyed in a basketball game it sucks like the like the way another team will like blow you out it's like the worst feeling ever because especially when they're hot and they're just making every single ████ Basket in your face and they're all getting hyped their teammates are going crazy and then you guys can't even ████ make a basket because it's a repetitive accident yeah bro it's just like you just get pounded it's not like a clean knockout in the first round it's like someone owned your ass for five rounds and you gotta do three more quarters of it you're like you know what I imagine they get demoralized and start arguing within the team and ████ I ████ I said it too yeah yeah you just get mad
9:16 at everybody really sucks is when your school is playing an infamously good school and your own students go to the game to see the infamously good school kick your ass oh yeah our high school was likely really ████ good at basketball like they would win the CIF Championship every year so it was like going to watch the boys basketball like team was like were the girls good too they were pretty good but like not many people it was like a spectacle though right like yeah it was like a whole thing Stadium's packed out well because everybody was rallying behind the team but like when they lost it'd be like oh my God they lost that's like Mark kepple with badminton they were crushing it no I know we had like Olympic athletes we had two Olympians I think that's in high school our football team was whack though dude they look like it's funny because how different it is when you're in an all Asian school versus like my my
10:06 original high school gridina high our football team was like adult size because it was just Polynesians and black yeah so like those games were so exciting I had a ninth grade friend that was in the the varsity team it was it was exciting to watch but uh when he came to keppel it was like all the opposite Sports what are you preparing I'm trying to find the wreck our record our actual middle school right now I'm like this guy's preparing a closer of some sort so yeah high school football team record I think it was 10 wins in 11 years yeah holy ████ so not even one win a year 10 wins and 11. at that point you gotta ████ tear down the football field they keep it going dude 11 years yeah because it's a whole team of five foot Asian kids that are that are like about a buck a hundred pounds that's hard and it's a security guard that's the head coach
10:57 yeah like the sports Department sucked ass it wasn't an actual like you're not gonna get recruits you're not gonna get good kids that want to play football no but all the all the sports like dude we had a golf team we had a badmin team all the Asian sports though we killed it yeah I didn't like it decathlon that's the Asian sport yeah dude Geography Bee killing it I remember having to do a spelling bee and losing to bookkeeper how do you get the KK I got I got Ninth Place for the district because I missed undulate you just don't forget the one you missed yeah never really never forget it bookkeep that's that's ████ up they have 2ks in there I was like are you kidding me right now that's ████ because yeah b-o-ook they just snap any clipboards I was honestly pissed and they know when they give you that word they're like he's gonna miss
11:48 the king Steve's like can you use it in a sentence yeah it doesn't help at all I don't know how kids get more spelling from that he's like it's bookkeeper you ████ aren't they just buying time like what are they gonna find out about it from using in the sentence what does that do yeah it's a little hack I think when they they do that the funny thing is like I was like I was so mad because I'm like I've never ████ heard that word it's not real undulated what the hell is that that week there was like a American gliders ripoff TV show I think it was called wmac Masters or something oh and then they were like event number one the undulating steel and I went God damn it yeah I was like no way it's real this sounds like underwear to me thankfully bookkeepers are going extinct
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