0:00 sometimes you go to the Korean spa right jimjibang and then a guy comes out and everyone has a little towel covering it cuz you get issued like a towel it's this big and then he's trying he's trying to cover it but the head is all the way hanging down here you're like bro brother mine doesn't even show up at the bottom I was like you know what you need two [Laughter] [Music] towels welcome back to careful boys today with talking about what is something that immediately makes you think High highly of someone highly yeah immediately if I say a really bad joke and they're not bent out of shape wow that is sad not bent out of shape yeah Oh you mean like an offensive joke yeah you're like fing around like you're ████ around and
0:51 then you you you sucked at the joke no no like if you're like ████ around and you're just like and it's so obvious you're ████ around and then you and they get it and they get it when they get it you're like you're like oh okay like this guy has or girl has a brain and they're they're not like oh my God why just say that dude for me it's like when they when I find out about an achievement of theirs that they didn't mention yeah that's a cool that's like you dude that's you you probably won a Nobel Peace priz we don't even know about no I would tell you guys right away no that's huge cuz some people like they don't say it and you're like what you did that oh yeah lot of people lead with it yeah yeah yeah that's true as someone who won a Nobel Peace Prize um go like that you're like oh cool rough to jump huh although if I won a Nobel Peace Prize that'd be an yeah yeah you're you're wearing on youring
1:41 shoulder dude I'm wearing on my neck chain oh you you were looking at this this a no Peace Prize yeah yeah just my contributions to science yeah just for helping world peace out a little bit all someone someone who like who just works hard when you first meet them and you guys are both on a project or something and they do the littlest things like picking up extra ████ oh they go extra mile yeah extra mile you're just like yeah that's that's that's the one they're like a team player they're like proud of their role yeah that is cool that's kind of like you dude yeah you're a team player you're hustle boy he's always trying to clean some he's always trying to help out talking about yourself sneaking yourself in the com probably some with cauliflower ears like if they have cauliflower ears I respect them a little bit more that's automatic man yeah we see your ears in ████ hey that does do something to a lot of guys now now that ever since I found out
2:31 about MMA in like 2000 whatever the ████ I see a cifers now I'm like see as a warning like I'll beat your ████ ass dude do you guys respect a lot of people in general no right that's what I thought I start everyone's guilty first and then they earn my respect I I'm the same I feel like everybody I expect them to be dumb as ████ yeah I do base level of just human respect I'm the opposite well yeah I mean like you should have you should shouldn't feel that they're like these peasant Primal animals that deserve to die you know like no I'm the opposite I give you respect highly of you and as soon as you say something dumb I'm like you're an idiot like ████ this guy next you hit me up yeah man don't even take his number I respect people like I respect a
3:23 pigeon wow elaborate you have more Life Is Life you shouldn't you know be harmful toward it but I don't think you should expect highly because humans are random how about this if I see somebody walk around in a heavy metal shirt I like them more oh W really yeah like gu or some ████ but what if it was like a hamme down and they don't even know what it is it's usually the case like when they say name three Harley-Davidson songs to people they're like like um I don't know or name three D Heart songs these days like being a parent when I see another parent like immediately check or correct their kids I'm like oh that's that's kind of rare too right cuz these days I think they have this whole term called like gentle parenting or whatever
4:13 you got to like let the kid hell no I'm a pull my kid by the ████ ear and throw him in a ████ trash can like hey and pull him to the side like what are you doing that I'm like I like you you want to have a play date yeah yeah yeah you want to ████ our kids up together dude I got a I got a family member who who believes in the gentle parenting ████ and and he's like he's telling me he's like no like when he cries we we encourage it we're like you need to express it that's really good well everyone has to listen to that loud ass ████ dude if I was around a gentle paren thing and then the baby's crying they're not doing something I'll be like shut your ████ kid up dude we're eating to in this restaurant what the ████ are they just eating at their dinner table like hey shut your ████ head up window hey shut up you know what's really like a real good one for me is when I see somebody appreciate like low brow humor like dumb ████ oh
5:04 yeah when I was in a Cypress College I had a stats class and there was this like rocker chick sitting uh all the way in the back and then uh the teacher like on one of the first days was like writing something on the board and it was so high that he dropped the marker and then I just hear her [Music] go and I looked back and then she looked at me and went oh ████ and I was like you're going to be my friend for life and we became like best friends to this day to this day yeah yeah to this day ████ Ali Shey in The Breakfast Club yeah it's like that yeah yeah like Ali sheety yeah she was dude and she helped me pass that class she's like so smart yeah was she hot yeah she's hot yeah if you say rocker chick I already put her up a couple she was like a she looked like a goth but not all the way goth that's but then it was funny that like you laughed out loud at a teacher
5:54 dropping a marker it's not even a joke but then to me I was like that was my inner reaction but I didn't do it I was like that's that's tight I love them goth ████ dude I also I kind I also kind of respect people that just kind of like just let a fart out too but then Gio's never farted so I don't respect her that much yeah but when some people are just like down and just like you're like check this out burn don't give a ████ yeah that's kind of tight anywhere anywhere like I think the more inappropriate the better yeah or if they don't know you as well it's on the playe and they go I'm like oh why'd you do that but I'm still like man I thought don't give a ████ you respect it yeah you're respect it yeah that's that's like top tier for me too like you earn my respect right
6:45 off the rip you I was on a flight and it was a tiny plane oh no yeah I was in the back of the plane it's like a two-seater me and this other guy and the next people are like five rows away from us I let a nutty one go nuts did you know it was going to make noise no it didn't make noise cuz we're on a plane and it's like a wind tunnel in there right but the smell was absolutely goddamn the most offensive thing I've ever and I still had the ████ castets the the balls on me to go as if somehow in some miraculous way the air circulation from five rows up there just ████ whiffed Us in the face but I still did it I don't care Oh
7:36 smelted and delt I didn't have the guts to to own that one if you smelt it you dealt it you know what's the worst though when I used to take Greyhounds from LA to Vegas and someone in the front took their shoes off that's really bad yeah sometimes in the Greyhound majority of the time half of them are homeless people half of them are homeless but sometimes you're going to see that one cute girl yeah that does it you know what I mean but and it was her stinky ass no it wasn't her okay but some dude open up his ████ shoe and then the bus driver goes I ain't going anywhere till you put your shoes back and I was like and I was like yeah that's tight what's going on with the cute girl what's going on I don't want to be the creeper guy like the ████ guy we just watched stop doing that you know who I automatically lose
8:26 respect for people that ████ rev their exhaust going out the ████ Park if I see a dude go like like I'm like people do burnouts and ████ as they leave the muffler guys are nuts too you want to have this ████ on the back of your car I hate or if you have a wing dude I don't like you I want to make funny spoiler huge spoiler yeah bro and it's like on a car it's like dude what are you doing bro go to the racetrack I told my I told tip I was like I kind of want to get one from my car just as a joke just as something fun just to make me laugh dude you'll go too fast you'll hate it no it's going to sound ugly bro it's you haven't hurt my car dude it's ████ automatic on another tip that is something that you lose respect for people that like put you know like Lambo doors on a Honda or some ████ oh brother I kind of like I kind of like that though you know there's this funny thing going on where like a lot of these like
9:17 biker gang like these tough guys and like they'll show video of them like don't pass me up or whatever right and all the comments is just everyone calling biker guys gay just dun just dunking on yeah the Harley guys they're just like look at these fairies look at these like oh they're so big and tough but they have weak feelings and I'm just like damn no respect it's crazy we put those fake spinner hub caps on my mom's minivan when like I was you know 20s something and she actually kind of liked it though it was the most it was the most disappointing thing that's I've ever done cuz she was like oh I like it cuz like people honk their horns at me and people like wave at me and I like it that is pretty funny though yeah that's dope though what up guys thank you for watching us for so long if you like what we do please support our patreon Joe tell them what we have to offer so every
10:08 week you get two videos one never relased director's cut and another one too hot for YouTube patreon only every freaking week you get that and you get access to our Discord where you can come chat with us and ask us questions that become episodes here cuz we're going to answer them and we're going to take it seriously and we want to give you the responses that you want so come stay connected with us join our patreon click the description below for full details people I lose respect for are people that uh were out to eat and they're like rude to waiters and stuff like that and they're I dude I oh yeah for sure that's the worst yeah but it's usually someone in your family yeah dude and it's like a very awkward dinner that you have to like yell at your family member and be like what the ████ is wrong with you but on the flip side that's also very nice when you're with somebody and they rep to staff and stuff
10:58 my uncle was was borderline cussing out this the person at Magic Mountain Pizza area for not having rice brother I was like what the hell's wrong with you he's like you guys want have rice I'm like this a pizza place and he and he was getting so pissed he don't have rice this restaurant's called Pizza rocket dude you know who I have respect for it very very simple thing you're walking out of the coffee shop with a tray of drinks a person notices that and gets the door oh brother yeah you know what I do I turn my back I ████ look over I fart and then close the door if I get ████ you stand by it you stand on it you know what I call those people no look passers oh cuz you know when you're playing basketball or any sport right once you get good enough you don't have to look you just go like this and other person knows you're doing whatever so there's no look passers like in general like if someone's coming in with like
11:49 like let's say k comes in with a bunch of ████ coffee the other person doesn't can does have to say someone clear the table for me you're just like this yeah if I see someone just going like this I'm like oh this guy gets it you know he like he could just see what's going on and I'm like okay this guy has extra antennas going on where he's not oblivious if I get the door for you and you don't say thank you I ████ hate you and I'm not your bell boy yeah you say thank you you say ████ absolutely I I hate people that get in the way of walking areas so like if you are like in the hallway dude if you're if you're standing by the door and people it's a busy doorway this happens at the gym sometimes I'm like dude are you ████ kidding me please move out of the way because it's like this high traffic Zone yeah brother or or in like a TR or like a supermarket some people will ████ I've seen this it hasn't happened in a while but I've seen some
12:40 people take their cart and park it in the middle of the aisle horizontally while they're like looking at stuff and I'm like brother I'm like dude that's fire viol right to jail right to jail dude you know what you should be per walk gets under my really bad two cool people so on the flight here um this you know college kid I was s by a lot of college kids I don't know why but he had a hoodie on and he was going through his bag and then his chapstick fell and it rolled back right so I grabbed it and I got up and I hit his um shoulder and I gave it to him and he goes like this yeah and I was like I want my my first feeling was I wanted a ████ on your butt land the
13:31 oh yeah dude I was like this I was like what the ████ I wanted to grab him and start ████ wailing on his ass and then the plane would have stood up yeah uhhuh I saw what happened pilot emergency turn it around turn it around goddamn white ████ teenagers you ████ can I tell you that the people that do the the cart horizontally or if it's like a gang of ladies and they're talking in the middle of the supermarket always white ladies dude it's always it's always yeah but you know what's weird is like this is why Europeans don't like us yeah it's like they don't do that ████ they're rude but they don't do that ████ they're so rude they're rude in different ways they're yeah they're rude in different how about you're at the airport and there's a family of five and they all have to walk in a ████ line together but they're all slow as ████ with all their luggage and back why grab
14:21 a bin and keep it moving why why do you have to walk in a row together you're family like this like do it a line not like this yeah they make a ████ wall horizontal wall oh brother hey you know who you know who's really cool I'm like tear down this you know why I think Americans never walk right so they don't understand how to walk that's what I noticed when I'm at w I'm like okay Japanese people like Koreans like they know that they know because even Europeans they know cuz it's like they walk right ████ ████ when you're Americans like they don't give a ████ if someone's behind you yeah cuz people could be walking through like a terminal and they go they'll just stop brother this hey honey you see that over there and they're like if you're going to stop move to the side cuz the traffic is going to keep going this way I'll run into them dude I'll ████ walk oh my
15:12 bad sorry my bad body check through the floor I guess and you hear that ████ basketball squeak they don't give a ████ and basketball squeak I'll be like ghost and just take over his body they don't know how to use a crosswalker but that's argentinians and ████ like that too AR do that ████ yeah dude no those people those people who talk like those crazy languages but they look white as ████ yeah those people are the rudest ████ dude they stop right in the dead middle and they're just like shut the ████ up ████ exactly yeah you know who's really cool is the guy that when you're looking for parking he goes I'm about to leave and he get and he like leads you to his car yeah cuz he's a he's a no look Pastor too like he's he's putting he's putting ████ together you know who's a scumbag though the guy who you see the breake lights and they're in there for 25 minutes oh what are you doing in there
16:03 Glend Galleria they should tow they should tow your trucks they should they should to they should tow your car away your you know that ████ face that's waiting for the car to pull out but they don't ████ move their car so you could pass they're right in the ████ middle man yeah hate that I like to get the middle of their life grinds your gears object or okay going back to what you said the guy who gives you the parking space the guy who gives you the parking permit hey man I'm done for the day here you go that guy is clut or people at meters where they're like hey there's still an hour on this if you want to take pull up dude take my I do I do that all the time I always try to help people out I got hey guys who suck their own dicks that's I respect that I respect that that's a big ass dick I respect it nice
16:56 big ass dick yeah good reach huh that's pretty good got big though ain't good for you you know like how small bro the you know like the self gloy kinds that like like they um like okay this always happens at like different gyms right somehow they're like ████ Ultra three time black belt like they come in and then they're just like this ████ but then they get their asses handed to them at different gyms like like karate or Jujitsu or whatever but they always walk in like they're the best and I'm like do they not even understand that there's everybody in here that can ████ you up there's levels to it yes how about the guys like d dunk yeah yeah yeah I got some guys like that at the gym that we're at just drop weight like that dude they're just slamming weights at a commercial
17:48 gym that's kind of crazy brother and it's like hey dude please don't do that you're scaring the ████ out of me going to have to replace this equipment sooner cuz of you these barbells are ruined yeah but I like the guys that are like like kind of like the low-key ones that just don't really say much and they're just like a normal person and then you see them do their thing and you're like I didn't know you could fight I didn't know you were talented I know you could sing I didn't know yeah I didn't know you were like what the ████ bro this is a good one like when you're in a sauna and there's a guy that walks in and he starts rubbing your back out of nowhere just gives you a massage and you're just like o thank you I need that never happened to me and he kind of nibbles on your ear a little bit yeah yeah just and he hits the and he does the scalp part no not many guys do that I know another son on respect one
18:40 sometimes you go to the Korean spa right jimjibang and then a guy comes out and everyone has a little towel covering it cuz you get issued like a towel it's this big and then he's trying he's trying to cover it but the head is all the way hanging down here you're like bro brother spe mine doesn't even show up I was like you know what you need two towels hey you Japanese is that that radiation ████ the American jeans you know that right Amer part they made it that way just so you know but what do you guys think about that you guys honestly think it's a little weird when you just walk around like that with a towel you know what I mean at a ginger bomb you guys think guys that are 50 and over they don't give a ████ anymore they get the towel and they like this they just Lo they
19:31 work their face with it yeah they don't give a ████ no no cuz sometimes we at we spot I have to cover it cuz I don't know I don't know man there's a lot of foreigners out there I don't there's a lot of foreigners there now hell of foreigners and I'm just felt safer when it was just families yeah but then now it's like you don't know who's like going to jack off to you later no yeah you just don't know it because it became a gay hookup spot so it's not there's no Comfort you're just like all right these guys are about to ████ you're not comfortable around gay hookup spots no not especially when I'm naked I'm are you uncomfortable around U-turn signs oh I heard about that what the ████ put don't be homophobic bro just go straight no it's not homophobic hey what if you're in auna and it's like empty you're the only one in there and a guy see like walks in and he sits right next to you what do you do do you wait 5 minutes or do you just get up and leave
20:22 and it's like a gymnasium I'm throwing a tantrum I'm throwing a tantrum hey bro like that and then I'm I'm going start getting ready to what's up dog let's get it cracking bro man I don't I don't care if they gay but then they start like hooking up in front of you what that happened to you no let mean like you saw online you're watching on your computer not ████ I was like oh why is this on my computer monitor myu what the ████ Sav on my hard drive monitor's broken hey supposed to be a girl and a guy what this is on my cloud start SL not ████ okay he hook up hook up hook up like they're like everybody is pairing up like they're flirting or like they're getting closer expressing love that's why I stopped going cuz I was like well you know what in the daytime it's different
21:13 from Nighttime so if you go at night time then it's party time just go on straight Tuesdays yeah but in the daytime it's like there's there's kids there's dads there's like just friends talking it doesn't have the feeling of a like let's ████ it's nightclub time yeah cuz it's not ████ Zone it's not you it's not it's not like you could bring your your person yeah like you could just relax and then there's like a Korean like aacy talking about like I don't know the history of Korea or like whatever and then there's just like it's just a different environment right but at night it's like that guy's eyeing that guy and they're talking and then this this is going on and then one guy's talking to you and then they're just seeing if you want to get ████ drinks later and I'm like man I thought you were just trying to talk about cars and then now you want to ████ I'm like what the ████ dude I'm wearing shorts I'm
22:03 wearing board shorts ████ it the other day me and Tiff were walking down the street and we saw these two Buff Ass little cholo dudes and I was like ████ these guys are look scary as ████ and then he throws them against the wall and start ████ n we walk right by we walk right by him we walk right by him and we hear we hear him go just making out hard and we immediately just felt safe like okay we're just tripping but they were just making out hard dude and they go we ain't gay why you looking you gay we ain't gay and we had to run to our car after that I like the um what is it called you probably will it's a very rare thing to happen I've only seen it happen one time but a lot of the time you might see somebody like trip over nothing and then they just look down at the ground the ████ was it you know like you know when people trip in public yeah one time a
22:53 guy did it and he went y'all didn't see that right and he just kept going like to address it verbally to people around is really ████ cool that is that's pretty sick I do that all the time I do that all the time you should start doing that
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