0:00 the most I thought would happen to me here was just I would I would fall over and then just like I don't know like wo wo wo yeah roll over to the side out of the course call an Uber and be done I'm just picturing Gio's done with the race Bart silently pulls up Gio gets in the car did you set your PR she's like no silence for 4 [Laughter] [Music] hours and welcome back to another viam episode of the Boys episode wow that sounds like a kind of a this a u low blow low job huh low job or a high job I don't know I did not expect that all right wow now to more stuff that Steve can relate to um
0:52 Ryan just ran LA Marathon Steve can relate to wow I I used to live in LA he's familiar with it okay so wow oh you got the St Patty one St patties is that a participation one or is that like you did some ████ dude this is 26.2 mile finisher can I see 26 miles but also tell everybody did you cheat so how I discovered was Gio ran it right and then so we're like like walking out of the parking lot she's like hobbling and stuff and then uh waiting the parking instruction she goes you're not going to believe this but I think Ryan just ran it I was like what what goes yeah look at his page I looked at your post I'm like what the ████ I'm like that's ████ was insane I did it like 8 hours bro that's a lot that's like not that much time so like was it was it during the time where like as you're running
1:42 they're cleaning up the marathon stuff behind you no they I could see them getting ready to do it on the other side on the opposite side can you know you pass itself oh yeah when did you start so it all started I think like months ago I just got I saw like it was like it was like an ad for like oh la mon yeah and I was like I would never do ████ like that but how funny if I ████ did that ████ I thought it would be so like it's so out of character cuz I can't ████ run I've never run a mile in my life like straight out a straight mile no never even in PE I I and your first time was 26 my f yeah and I thought how funny if me who's never had any previous running experience the only medal I have is for a ████ Marathon that's what were you expecting to happen did you think you're going to end up like like having a crawl across the Finish Line no I thought so what I
2:32 really truly expected was I was like so I didn't tell anybody I was going to do it cuz I was like if I ████ fail I don't want any to know I just want to like have it to myself so I tried not to but then uh When I Was Made smack stories was like so I don't know what's going on but like Ryan like woke me up at like 5:00 a.m. and he said he need to like drop me off to do the marathon and I was like what the ████ that's T yeah because I didn't want her to know but then I needed a ride cuz like driving there is impossible cuz it starts at 7 and plus if you park there at the starting line which is Dodger Stadium and you go like you end in ████ Brentwood or Santa Monica you have to go back and get your car before they close it and I was like I'm not going to be done with the marathon by the time they close that ████ so I can't leave my car there cuz you could get there faster by running than by driving exactly yeah so then I asked smack I'm like I was like yo uh can you do me a
3:23 favor and she's like yeah and I was like can you drop me off somewhere like later to like at 5:00 a.m. she like we just got done eating cream barbecue it's like I think it's like 11:00 p.m. it's like 11:00 p.m. and I'm like so you did it with with like lack of sleep too so yeah I had 3 hours of sleep I had no like training no like nothing and I didn't wear the right ████ I wore the Adidas that I break in I wore like a barbell shirt some shorts yeah and then um she was like that's really weird but okay so then uh she takes me there and I I was just like I expected my true expectation was I would quit at like 2 miles when you rolled up in the parking lot and everyone's like decked out in running gear you just start laughing in car you just laugh at yourself I was I was laughing internally the whole ████
4:13 time but I picture you dressed like this doing it yeah me to with like your jean shorts but the funniest thing is laughing at like I was trying to read the pamphlet on how to do everything and like what I'm supposed to like bring or look like and I just I didn't understand anything I was like all right well I'll I guess I'll just go and do my best best and I get there and people have hella gear they got tape they got like five pads they have like uh they all have the same kind of weird little baby backpack that's like for running and I have my ████ uh like this backpack he has a satchel and I have hella of ████ in it and I was like oh this is kind of heavy it's kind of weighing me down and then I guess like uh because it's super cold it start like you have to get there like 5:30 a.m. or something and it's really ████ cold and they're like I guess the thing is that you bundle up and then as the race starts you just throw your ████ on the wall or on the fence and then it just gets donated to charity like
5:04 everybody's like outerwear or whatever but I I just kind of brought what I brought I was freezing the whole that's how it works yeah everyone like sheds their stuff there's like a whole culture to it do you think people poop their pants I don't know if they're trying to make a time you some people will it does smell like ████ though at this at the whole like because there's so many porta Pi everywhere and everyone just ████ their brains out before the race to not ████ later it stins so bad but uh but I really didn't I thought like for sure I'm like I'll just quit on the Second Mile and laugh and then tell everybody and then that's funny but then as I was running I was like how funny if I didn't quit that's ████ funnier I like how you're just entertaining yourself I am yeah self motivating and I I even ran into someone that watches JK cuz I was wearing the barbell shirt and then like on the Second Mile this other girl is like next to me and she's like oh my God
5:55 what's up and like we were like chatting and she's like do did you see Gio I was like Gio don't even know I'm here man and then uh did you have even music I did but I didn't charge it so it ████ died oh my so I was that's even harder I I had nothing to listen to the only thing you're listening to is yourself saying wouldn't this be so funny that's really true that's that's honestly all I had cuz it was um so I I was at a pretty good Pace it on the on Mile Number Eight Mile number eight uh my legs were at total failure you know like when you're lifting and you're just that's it that's the Max and you just like break down that was me mile eight dude so I was I was like what the ████ happened and then uh like it just felt like it was getting stuck to the ground or something well that and my both my feet got really swollen and blistered so it was just like the pain was just too great so like
6:45 8 Miles dude you you die at Disneyland holy ████ yeah I can't I really can't I'm not good at walking or running and then so I ran into the CVS that we were running by and I I was like where's the Tylenol like I was like super ractic cuz I was I uh it's all ████ locked up and ████ yeah yeah and then uh here because I was in that mode where like I know if I stop for a bit like I won't be able to start again so I was just like if there's like video of me in there I'm like what is it hour that and then um I just down a bunch of Tylenol ████ rapid relief or whatever Define a bunch yeah yeah yeah yeah just two just two yeah but then um and so I I keep seeing on the sidelines like all these people are doing sprays they'll spray you with ████ or they'll like or they'll put some like uh some
7:36 kind of glue stick looking thing on your legs anti-chafe or something I don't know what it is but there everyone's stopping to do that I don't know what it means and I just can't afford to stop so I didn't do anything like that I just kept going maybe it's like Tiger Bomb SP yeah I think it's something like that so at the eighth after yeah do you think that's kind of ████ that they're doing that I think it was probably helpful and I should have done it it's like going up Everest with the Sher up no your story is way more hardcore yeah you're hardcore you're that's like I ran it in sandals you got like weights on bro I was training with Bart and I ████ quit my knee gave out and I was training with this ████ guy oh yeah there's one run where we were like I forgot we hit we hit like N9 miles he's like dude I can't go back cuz my ████ I mean I can't go anymore my knee whatever eight is the hardest we ended up ubering back cuz his knee like I couldn't ████ I couldn't ████ run there was no metal on the line dude that's the hard part is and you got your MacBook Pro bouncing
8:27 against your chest and your satchel listen to your ████ head yeah I was like so like my running was like normal prior to the Eighth Mile and then after that I could I just couldn't ████ do it so what about at like mile three or 5 were you like I can't believe I'm here no I think at that point I was just kind of like this is pretty sick cuz it was like pretty fun like it's all crowded everybody's like happy is it marked so mentally you go okay that's mile four yeah it shows you so like there's little markers that you're on mile four 5 six whatever and then once I was like past eight I just like tried to lean my head forward and then uh I just swing in my arms cuz I I was trying to use my arms to like run as momentum I couldn't ████ does it feel like when you're trying to run in a dream kind of yeah except like just way more painful cuz every step was like super painful and then I would just like
9:18 keep going like this like all the pictures of me that you can find I'm going like this cuz I'm just trying to reach to make weight go forward I did that ████ 16 miles of that ████ holy ████ dude so you just see Ryan like doing this power walking and then what do you do you're crawling like a baby for the next ████ five miles he's crap walking cuz you're halfway there you're already in pain I had 16 more after the eight so then like literally the whole time I'm doing this and then like was this walking or is this running it's it's it's like this whatever you call this so my normal runs at right and then this was for 16 Mi it's this ████ 16 of just and I didn't want to look up cuz I was so I felt so sick to my stomach to feel like I went 3 miles and then I would see the marker and it's been one mile every time I was
10:09 getting so like depressed and like ████ just don't look just don't look cuz I don't know how to gauge how what are you thinking about with no music no nothing you're just I'm just thinking how funny it is if I finish you're ████ crazy you won I mean you that is ████ funny you win dude the fact that you finished that ████ I didn't win but I did get the thing I wanted to get which is the ████ finisher and it actually says there's photos of you at the end and I'm just like what the ████ and you achieved cuz it it look so casual to your picture it looked like you ran this ████ like that's why it's funny to me your photo your photo with you of this thing is like ████ Kobe after the Championships and he's just sitting down so casual no it's funny cuz like I was telling people that like uh so you know there there's like race photographers every few uh miles or whatever every time there's one of those I try to look
10:59 like I'm cuz I didn't want to look like a ████ so I would just like pick it up and then they would still kind of I thought I looked cool but I looked like ████ still and you saw all the photos well no because like I'm like yo I'm me pick it up for this guy and then he would always go hey hang in there buddy it's all it's okay man you'll make it I'm like oh it's not he's not he's not buying it dude damn dog it's kind ████ it was it but my favorite part really was like the people there are so dope and everybody's like so nice yeah and I met I met a couple people like while I was doing like there's some people that were kind of in the same Pace as me and we were kind of like together but that that one dude that I was with he didn't make it he like something had an injury or something and another guy like he had a really bad cramp and I just didn't see him again like people just kind of like fell off yeah the cramps are the worse man like once you get the crabs it's
11:49 like you can't even jog anymore yeah yeah yeah like ████ so you didn't get any cramps no I just had um well it just felt like both my feet were at a constant cramp it just never let up it just always stayed bad and then the and then as I was going people just kept saying don't stop because if you stop you're not going to be able to start again so I just was like okay yeah yeah yeah so I just never ████ the whole 16 miles just how much were you walking what do you mean can you walk now right now no can you walk the the marathon okay yeah how much you would you estimate you walked 16 miles wow cuz you already ████ up at Mile that walk I showed you I did it like a f like I was hypnotized for 16 straight miles wow that's got to be like six hours or some ████ yeah it was like six hours is that like Runners High kind of in a weird way I don't I wasn't High I was definitely fully aware and very pain sad did the
12:40 Tylenol ever kick in or like oh feel feels a little bit better though it may be able to even do that cuz prior to that I couldn't even like I couldn't even stand I was like just standing on these blisters and these and my my feet were so swollen sideways cuz my feet were like moving around in my shoes cuz I was in the wrong shoes I was like sosing around in them what did you wear vans on dude some like old Adidas that I used to like train breakers like superstars with the fat laces no not that but just some like shoe cities you know so how did it feel to cross that Finish Line what was going through your head at that point uh I I thought it was pretty funny so you crossed it then what happened I crossed it and then I I went over to the curb and I just sat there and then I ran into like a homie of mine that used to work at aisu no way and and then we were talking
13:30 for a bit I asked him to take my picture which is like the one of me standing there and then and then I went and sat down and then uh when I had to so I had to like get an Uber to go back home but they're not going to pick you up right there you got to walk to the street yeah it's ████ and the cuz there's 20,000 people doing the Race so everyone's trying to leave at the same time so within that 16 mies of this ████ walking the maybe the one block to get picked up was infinitely harder cuz you stopped I couldn't I just could yeah because I stopped for so long I I just had there was no way to do it I was like holding on to all the ████ ████ and then people were really cool they like helped me and stuff yeah they were helped you like they're carrying you you started at 5 and you didn't finish till like afternoon I started I got there 5:30 a.m. uh I was finished around 300
14:22 p.m. ████ and then got home like 4:30 5:00 p.m. what's recovery like you get home what happens for a day I was I was ████ ████ man you just you just laid down did you roll to the bathroom like did you just roll dude I was like I I was like crawling like gobblin and everywhere I was just crawling yeah I couldn't do ████ I had to go like crawl around my knees but smack is the best she like when I when we got so after she uh the Uber guy I wrote In The Uber notes uh please like come to me cuz I can't walk to you and then he uh he took that to he thought it was disabled oh wow so like I think they he came in like one of those uh I don't know how they if it was a coincidence he had the sliding door with the r oh ████ ████ what the chances comp what the ████ because I put Uber Comfort which I don't know if that
15:12 means that that's what that maybe it was a coincidence and then uh yeah so it worked out and then right smack so sick I got home she's right there to like help me out of the thing and then she like basically carries me on her back to the um she could pick you up up well I was just like hovering like behind her like that we were just like dying laughing and then I get in there and she she made like a bed for the like in the kitchen by the bathroom so that I wouldn't have to like go up the stairs ████ out of here dude ████ out of here dude laid me down in there put a blanket put a ████ large pizza on my chest so I could just eat and then she put like Gatorade Pepsi she had all this like food and the ████ yeah everything and the Char switch and she charged my
16:02 switch Yeah it's the best and she's like for the for the next two days she just was like massaging and like d gun just everything yeah dude epom salt she's awesome and we were just dying laughing at the whole ████ did she call you dumb at any point she didn't call me dumb no but what did you do for Gio huh you not as cool guy what she trained for she didn't die as hard she wasn't even sore or anything no she was sore she was sore for sure I mean like 26 mil is ████ long um I think we just went home and then got taica ready for school good ████ Bart you drove you picked her up drove straight to holy ████ yeah went straight and the car drove itself my hand I feel like people would the the question I kept getting asked was like maybe it's like a thing all Runners ask each other they were just like what run Club are you in what run
16:53 Club again and I felt like saying I wasn't in one people like looked offended they looked like I'm not in one nerd yeah they looked like what why aren't you in a run Club this one this one uh lady was like she was like uh you know people train like a year or two for this right yeah and then did you say I just signed up I was like you're next to me and I'm ████ hella slow like I was like I'm about an 8 Hour Pace I don't think I'm the person you should be saying that to by the way I got I got pizza coming holy charge switch I was like but then like you could see in the picture like the moment I finished there's still a a load of people behind me there's a lot so with no training you still beat them Willow dude dude that's the most epic Marathon story I've ever heard or maybe everybody is doing what I was doing this is better than DAV some people do do that which are crazy but
17:43 they don't do it for the jokes I just wanted to actually finish like to to to do it halfway and like not train I think most people will obviously quit but to finish that whole way through I really wanted to see where I where I stand as a as a non-experienced person like where do I rank and like can I just will I quit on the second or third I really thought I would just quit but can't awesome even never running one mile I love it dude I ████ love this that is one of the craziest ████ things ever I'm in awe yeah seriously I look you're not a beach my my willpower definitely far exceeds my physical ability by a lot though do a lot if it's that's legendary as ████ that's epic dude but now so now that you've done 26 do you feel like in your mind you're like dude I could do five anytime ████ no I really I really don't cuz the only reason I was able to do this is that no
18:34 one knew and it was funny to think of telling everybody but there's no motivation if like if people saw me I would not be motivated I'd be like okay they just know I'm ████ around but like the fact that I could just surprise everybody would go like and just be like look at this ████ like that's motivation for me to do it you know otherwise it's like why it's not brand for Ryan though the idea of like training to do it it's like yeah I know if I ████ train I can do it then why I don't want to do it you know like I want I want to do it as an idiot and like see what happens well it's just like with your switch I bet you're a guy who has a whole Nintendo switch a lot of power in there and you probably play Link to the Past I know you do I know you do yeah I was playing some ████ playing some a Super Nintendo game on a ████ piece of $300 equipment what is the average time for someone to complete a marathon well they have a time limit of like 6 hour 30
19:24 that's like I think the actual limit right it's supposed to be yeah like the event ends at 6:30 but they let you keep going yeah if you finish you finish but the event itself I think the city has to tell them to start packing it up at and they start letting traffic no 6 hours and 30 minutes when do you get the medal you cross the finish line when do you get the medal you get it right away right away there's cuz like by the time I was done I saw them like uh they're they they started making announcement that if you're still running you have to move to the sidewalk cuz it's technically over so what do you do then if you're just done and you give up like you just get a Uber or you have somebody pick you up don't pass the line cuz I think by then of Shame whatever scanner is on your number like it just maybe it just won't pick it up at the end yeah maybe not that's so sad it's like a dying star but mine mine still even though like explosion even though I took 8 hours it shows on the system that I
20:15 took 8 hours whatever do you know what Geo's time was oh I don't know oh ████ might have been like 6 hours or something well she didn't know I asked her have no CL look at this I we had to get T ready for school look at look at this is like the real ████ crazy ████ so doing that and then seeing that the guy who won the Kenya guy did it in 2 hours 11 minutes oh my God so he sprinted the whole way 2 hours 11 I was watching that on TV in the morning cuz uh the pros go first so no one gets in their way and they're doing a 5 minute mile pace for 20 something miles bro one of my clients he he ran the marathon he did it in 3 hours and 45 minutes that's incredibly fast isn't that crazy that's really ████ is he is he an athlete or just like for fun he does is running like he he trains in the he's a run and you know what's funny about that he got the same ████ metal as this yeah yeah
21:05 which is insane that's part of what I thought was that's the best dude you're up there with the ████ top tier lead athletes bro because most people if they were in your shoes exact situation they would have quit by mile 8 Mile one yeah they would if you never ran a mile but like to the point where he was his legs were crampy and he couldn't run anymore that's when people are done but the bit the bit's too strong too powerful thing it's like I think if you're running if you're running to like I want to do this for myself and I'm really motivated it's like that that kind of thinking to me is harder you know where it's like I don't want to let people down I want to like like if you're just thinking what what is my dumbass doing in a place like this that's ████ funny that's how my brain is wired I love that do you think then you'd be able to drown on command be able to drown on K so for example in and a lot of so his
21:56 willpower is to kill himself so a lot of uh like would be funny if I killed myself a lot of the big tests in uh or this like this is one of the standard tests in a lot of like special ops whether it's like Navy Seals Rangers whatever is to do a 50 m underwater swim so it's like in a regular pool in a regular pool it's there and back so it's like if your life depends on it yeah yeah so like um you have to be able to complete that in one breath and you're not allowed to kick off the wall ████ you have to just swim I can't do that so for I was thinking for you you might I was like is are you crazy enough for like four the bit you're like you know what ████ it I'll keep going and then when people have the urge to come up they're like no and then you just drown in the water they're like when they resuscitate me it's going to be so funny I think yeah I think the stakes are so heavy and serious that it wouldn't be funny to me to those guys
22:46 they're like oh you just drown we we to them it's not a big that's ████ nuts drowning is like one of the top isn't like one of the top worst feelings but I guess for them since they're next to you as soon as they see like any hand go Li they bring you up so to them drowning is not a big deal the most I thought would happen to me here was just I would I would fall over and then just like I don't know like whoa whoa whoa yeah roll over to the side out of the course call an Uber and be done I'm I'm just picturing Gio's done with the race Bart silently pulls up Gio gets in the car did you set your PR she's like no silence for 4 hours to Vegas complete Dead Silence 4 hours to Vegas she's like my legs are kind of sore he turns up the music and ta's just sinking in the
23:38 back okay that's what I thought yeah maybe if you hit your splits better you likes one herur maybe should take off that barber gate hatz I don't think you earned it in absolutely no way do I think this made me like a better Runner or a runner at all like it's completely it's so outside of running you're kind of you're kind of a legend but it's not you just he proved it he it but it demonstrates how crazy your willpower it's like it's a demonstration of my brain which is the bigger Flex I think that's the bigger fle nobody respects running anymore when your back is against the wall what are you going to do you going to finish yeah it's like what what are you going to do yeah it really is that's pretty tight it's like putting aside all the yeah I know I wouldn't have done that I know the pain is excruciating and this and that but like how does the humor of it over outweigh the pain of you could be like a war hero if you thought war was funny humor is powerful cuz I'm like I'm like if if someone were like hey can you
24:28 withstand getting bit by fire ants for 10 minutes might be a tough but then if like you're in a diaper and like you think the image is funny you might be down to do it for the I'm sold already yeah I should have done this whole thing in a diaper would have got a better time less cha I wish deadline and Gawker still existed I don't know if they do uh cuz we would see it's like this guy just ████ all over running and like yeah yeah you got A8 hour time everyone's already ████ home you get any chafing no I didn't get any chafing yeah I didn't get anything like nothing really that bad like everyone's like hitting me up like you're going to get rabed though you're going to get like you're going to throw up like no I'm not you ████ ████ cuz I have friends that do run seriously and they're all like sending me like horror stories or like you're going to have this happen you're going to have blood in your piss like all this ████ I'm like I mean my feet really hurt I was like I didn't you realize how ████ they are
25:19 kind of huh I got to put spray on
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