0:00 foreign [Music] JK mystery team oh yeah ████ let's see if any of you guys can figure out this one word up let's go there's an Australian actress who's here guilty left almost I'm with Anthony this Australian actress is in town and uh in California and she goes on a date with somebody right oh really turns out after that nobody can find her nobody knows where she went oh but missing they say she was last seen she's with Keith Urban dude at a restaurant Santa Monica and then failed to show up to her day job and yoga class oh no not the yoga class turn about her they don't know what happened to her is she a high profile actress nah I wouldn't say she's
0:50 so she's a professional extra with lines but that's not the case right now A-Class extra extra so here's the thing what do you think happened to her they already know by now oh they do yeah is it tragic could be depends I think nice I think what happened was she left with this dude disappeared they had a sex time she drowned in the waters of Lake Minnetonka oh they went away it's not what it looked it looks it's not what it looks like and then the crackhead's like just get rid of the body they're gonna believe you and he's like ████ there's a crackhead roll in this story yeah I think she went in the uh celebrity Wax Museum and got lost and
1:40 was like ████ everyone here all the celebrities are in here I need a network and she just stayed in there and she just became waxed I need to network with the celebrities do it one step at a time then that's tight that's tight one step at a time all right do you think the guy she was on date with had anything to do with it yes okay so yes what what did this guy do what dating app do they meet on that doesn't say we're dating app what the hell where did they meet up at restaurant in Santa Monica he quaaluded her and killed her after he did a touch touch I'm assuming no death but I'll still stick to the Quaaludes okay so she was drugged I think they went on a cocaine binge and she didn't show up to work and was uncharacteristic of her hmm kind of close all right drugs are in there drugs are in there all right so sex a bunch of sex a lot of
2:32 love making so it was consensual I hope it's too sore to go to yoga actually none of nothing happened with that dude so huh it's one of those things where and this is I feel like this has happened to me too when I couldn't find somebody but you were the last one very similar to what happens when you can't find your car oh you're gonna find your car yeah you call the tow truck company usually so if someone stole it or someone just towed it away you know like you think you think someone stole it but really you did something wrong and it's just gone so with her at the restaurant this is all that happened she got a little too drunk yeah she got some complaints the cops came to try to calm her down but she was being more aggressive and when police try to detain her they say she became physically combative and then uh she started kicking officers but bit a cop on their shoulder oh ████ so that she was just in jail but she didn't use her phone call to tell anybody
3:22 she got towed yeah she got told she was parked in illegal Zone towed in violation but uh people thought she was stolen so her family in Australia raises big Ruckus going like something happened to her we know it's not right like they're all trying to figure out the clues she's dressed in jail that's even more embarrassing internet sleuthing her she's just in jail it became a Netflix documentary The GoFundMe and ████ but how long did it take till people noticed and what three days what about her really wasn't her day ain't like yo this girl oh she just met him she so he didn't know fat friends and family yeah yo get your ████ sister dude they are hardly knew her it's like one of those so he was just like she's I'm not swiping right on this ████ next time no I don't even think he yeah I mean who knows he might have been at that date and just been like what yeah she started biting people he was
4:12 probably like and then when the cops took her away he was like hey stop well the cops are like is this your girl he's like nah man you know my Mom stole my car before when I when I uh moved in with my dad continuation hey bar still mad bro when I moved in with my dad uh in Armani um my mom let me borrow her car right and then uh one day I come out and then I'm like oh ████ what the ████ my mom's car what the ████ and I called my mom I'm like I think your car got stolen she's like I stole it what what the so apparently what's what's the odometer every single week without me knowing to see how many miles I've been driving every week what and then so I think I went over to the Limit
5:02 that she was like oh this kid is not even going to school he's just going all over the ████ place so she took it back dang she repoed you she rebooked she had repoed you bro she repoed your car so she must have had a friend because back then there was no Uber yeah so she had a friend drive her to your car yeah oh the effort of that my mom's crazy dude or is it because her son was crazy and she needed a ████ put it so normal that boy do you think you'd have the energy to parent like your mom yeah that's too much too much that's very involved like making sure that you're not ████ around so when when tyke is old enough to kind of go wherever he wants would you want him to share a location at all times on his phone yeah I would like to but there's like air tags for that that's like new tech that makes sense versus like not using Uber and coming by
5:53 and looking at an odometer every week dude I'm putting my kids like you can just share a location you know um what I'm gonna do this is ████ legit I'm gonna chip myself and the whole family like put chips in your ass that's gonna be an option dude like a straight like dog style right like the vaccine was like a ████ dolphin GPS tag yeah yeah what kind would you want any cause like my ████ how about I just snap it one tooth that's like wrong it has to be it has to be like uh like what do you call it surgically removed to take out because oh wow I don't want it to be like a watch what's the point they're gonna ████ remove it yeah you get because there's so many like you can get kidnapped you go ████ hiking every single time you gotta go through like TSA metal detectors and you're just like it's ████ a drag dude there's Grandma's with a ████ and swords on their hip you know like swords that's our femur 100 bad guys with sweats
6:47 I'm sure they're pretty close to that technology yeah they do have it GPS everybody well don't they do that with dogs or no yeah they do with dogs already yeah that's why I'm like then you won't lose children true you know like ████ it's like who cares let them go a mile away you know is it allowed yet to just like voluntarily be like hey put I want to lose my kid I don't think if you could I don't think you could do it for your child right you might be able to volunteer to do it for yourself well I'll be one of them like the guy who just put the Tesla key in his like arm or some ████ but if you're like the legal guardian of your kid can't you have a safe hell yeah I'll do it when they're born you know like get them circumcised yeah you put it chop off half my dick I mean a third I mean a ten hey I'll find a vet that would help me do it you know what I mean there's so bad I swear that's a dog man it's a Pomeranian can't you tell you guys never
7:38 seen the hairless spider monkeys it's my child but it's like a spiral small Japanese boy yeah that's a ████ hairless spider monkey from South America so as a homegirl um everything's just cool now she just found that's it they ████ got her out yeah what they thought was gonna be this crazy ass murder case is really she's just in jail and she just never a photo of her what damn freaking always trying to check girls out and then did she go like absolutely dude if we can save her we could save her you know they should go on like Instagram like hey it's like a young duck Brown dude looks like one of my old co-workers she looks like an X-Men work at the restaurant it looks like Chris Lilly she looks like Rogue dude she's like Chris Lilly from Summer Heights she looks like summer high is high yo how does she have like Rogue and poodle hair at the same time she's Rogue but touched a poodle for its power do you like her Anthony
8:30 um no okay not your type I think uh I think that shot makes her look less attractive than I would prefer dude she does look like a biter though yeah if there was a picture of a fighter she looks like a cop she looks like she's uh privileged enough in her mind to want to punch cops and ████ like that you know what the thing is it's like what they need to do now is normalize families saying the real ████ about their members like if the family had just said she's known to be ████ nuts because what she did is crazy they say when she got to the scene the restaurant was saying she threw a drink at a kid that kid was asking for it bro he was running around he was sitting here what was he wearing yeah yeah it's like always once they find her the family's like oh yeah she does have a history of like kind of losing it like but didn't you say about first thing they said is it's not her what where is she at I don't can't be her no they didn't or something like that they didn't know
9:20 anything they didn't know that she was in jail or anything just thought they were just like something happened to her for sure this is not right you know on the bright side she's probably really hard to kidnap you know that would be nice when the kidnappers like you know what that is a good trade you raise a fuss yeah yeah No One's Gonna Want to kidnap I hope my kid's hard to kidnap I'm gonna teach my kids you're just trying to kidnap somebody you're just profiling her from the side you're like that one looks like a rogue poodle yeah not down not trying to get bit today just the type of chick where the white van drives and then the girl just spits out of it dude you know something too much trouble like the van's allergic really ████ nuts another like crazy little little story one day I was coming home uh from partying with like Quest guys and then we were stopping by my parents house and then uh in Downey it's like really Suburbia just a bunch of lawns in a row
10:10 all right I think it's like 1am there's this girl just like laying on the lawn of like two houses down there's no like young girls that live at my parents like neighborhood at all so I'm like this is weird so we get out like why is she just laying there in like a nice dress and then she's like kind of coming too and then she's like oh man like I got I got she got kicked out of the car and I don't even know where I am holy ████ she doesn't and she said she was with some dudes and they just like ditched her oh my God kicked her out of the car literally what did you guys do she I didn't I didn't want to get honestly I didn't want to get involved so my rule is like when I see ████ like that if I think there's a potential that I'll be named a suspect for any ████ weird reason yeah I'm just like all right well if you're okay I'm going this way she's like I need help there's a payphone down the street super skeptic with these like ████
11:00 seem like I don't know yeah it's just like so weird to me some things are set up she just was like which way is it to Pico you know like Pico Rivera is right next to Downey and I was like oh you just go that way it'll be in Pico right under the freeway and she's like okay she's like yeah I really wish I had a ride she looked like she was like like on some ████ too oh but she looked like a nice girl otherwise but she insisted on walking the peak I'm not gonna ████ she's not coming to my car yeah yeah so we all of us were just like what ████ was that was that like literally like you hear about that all the time that like girls get like drug and then just dropped off like we've seen so many countless stories but I wouldn't be surprised if that was one of those ones oh my God my god um classic Ryan story dude you're wild dude [Music]
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