0:06 Welcome back to another episode of the Careful Boys, y'all. Are you guys familiar with like the Holi festival, right? Yeah, the with the colors and the sand and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, on India. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They do all the colors? Yeah. Do you know that there's something very, very, very similar to that from Greece and it's they do something called the flower war. So, they throw flower that's colored and basically looks the same. And it's they do it to start Lent. Oh, yeah, okay. So, you do it on what they call Clean Monday or or the start of Lent or whatever and then they have this >> Fridays. this giant like flower war that looks very, very similar to Holi. And I say that because that's really interesting because have you guys ever been to like one of these like world cultural cuz like the the the tomato throwing or the whatever ████ No. You're just trying to rub it in our face. Yeah, you're about to ████ do Have you guys done anything Yeah, tell
0:57 us how not cultured we are, dude. Yeah, I know we're not cultured, Okay? Tell us how well-traveled you are. >> I only speak one language, Anthony. countries Anthony's like, "Have you ever had a cactus from Albuquerque?" No, dude, I get mine from Home Depot. That's a weird one. How about real estate and soldiers and Trump and ████ huh? What do you want to talk about, huh? I'm bringing you the news. I'm bringing you the worldwide news. I'm expanding the JK realm of reach, okay? >> He's not a cactus guy, though. I've I've been to his house. He's not I have some cacti. Yeah, but they're like they're dying. What about world events? What about it? ████ you guys. ████ all you guys. Honestly, you've been to Okay, List it. World event whatever you call these things. What is it called? Have you been to Olympics? No, I've been
1:47 to Olympic stadiums. I want to go >> Okay, count it. How are we going to count it? >> I want to go to I want to do I want to do that. I want to see the northern lights. Have you ever northern lights? No, I want to see the Northern Lights. All right, so He's probably still done more than me. No, I haven't. >> running with the bulls? >> That's it. Yeah. ████ you, dude. You know what? ████ you. You ████ what? Dancing on the Great Wall of China? That's crazy. >> Yeah. Sounds gay now, though, huh? Not really. I didn't I I've been to a lot of places, but I all I did is I went to the ████ venue of the place. I never seen nothing. I never ████ >> You got Did I don't know how weird the sunset looks off the coast of Spain. Did you see like the Terracotta Soldiers, too? No, I didn't. Lucky. >> I did not. I didn't >> You've seen the inside of a Buddhist temple. They don't even let normies through the gate. Why are you guys It's just a ████ conversation, guys. So, Electric Daisy Carnival? I'm just I'm just mad cuz I
2:38 can't contribute. Yeah. That's pretty cool. That's pretty cool. Look, I I do I still want to go to a lot of Like, have you guys been to Mardi Gras? I I actually did. I did. See? He went to Mardi Gras. I never I never actually been to Mardi Gras. I've only been there like the week before Mardi Gras. Yeah, it was like Actually, it was like You went for Jazz Fest? I went for Jazz Fest. >> Jazz Fest is what That's better than Jazz Fest is better than like Mardi Gras. When are you guys going to get on his ass about being ████ cultured, huh? You know what we did? It was Nothing nothing really happened, though. Nothing really happened. He doesn't bring it out like that. I'm the host. I got to bring up topics. >> A bunch of college students were hanging out with me, talking to me. preface it like, "You guys ever wondered what jazz sounded like as a as a fest?" Have you guys ever seen jazz in the first PLACE OF JAZZ?
3:30 HOW WAS THE HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN A suit made BY A SILKWORM? OH, THAT'S EXPENSIVE, DUDE. THAT'S ████ EXPENSIVE. They trained the silkworm to be a tailor? I love I love making fun of him for JUST LIVING LIFE. SO, TELL us the ████ the colors thing, dude. >> Wait, is there like some kind of a beef between those two festivals for being similar? >> No, I'd like to start it though. That'd be cool. Oh, yeah? So like you think if a festival did some ████ where it was exactly like another one, they could like claim like trademark infringement? >> Like we just started one called Day of the Dead. Oh, like ████ James Bond did? Well, no, that was still officially Dia de los Muertos in Mexico. No, that the the the festival >> was because of the movie.
4:20 >> Yeah, the parade is from the movie. They never had a thing for tourists to go to until that movie. Yeah. You know that? Yeah, so they they they made a scene in that James Bond movie. Daniel Craig, right? >> Well, where were they supposed to be in Spain or Mexico. And then they had the Day of the Dead parade and the market and then it became like a thing after the movie for tourists to come visit. >> they weren't doing that before? The branding is specifically from that scene. They do a Chinese New Year parade. They do like a giant blowout. >> Do they call it Chinitos New Years? Chinitos New Years. Hey, Chinito Nueva Year. As if annuals didn't work. Like we're going to switch it. We usually speak Spanish. Years. Years. But they do like a Chinese Mexican version and it's kind of cool. But it I I can't I think that's awesome how they
5:11 celebrate that. No way you're just going to end with that. That's all That's the only reason you brought that ████ up. No, I We were talking about the same type of same thing. And and the point is >> New Year thing and I'd like to say it's cool. But also But also they don't get in trouble for I'm apolitical on this episode right now. Like it's a ████ podcast. Like we're just talking. >> Hey, honestly, honestly Good. We're finally meta. We need more of that. We need more accountability. Everyone's heard podcasts. Right. Ryan's like, "That's your contribution?" We Hey, we got to We need beef. We need beef. I was going to say something like Nick Dunn brand. >> Yeah, like they did it they came out with it recently. That's off brand for him to just mention something going and I thought that was pretty great. That's what I do. I'm trying to do something new. I'm trying to do a turn up. He just observed. Yeah. That's it. I observed because I thought it was to the point that you're talking about. Nick brand goes, you know they got this festival in
6:01 Nafplio, Mexico. WHAT THE ████ IS BRO, I'M GETTING OLDER. I'M CHANGING. I'M CHANGING. I'M I'M being more content with things. Threw me off because it goes, isn't that remarkable? Yeah. Can you tell me about the flower thing? I want to learn about the flower thing. Really great. What's the flower thing? Great food court. So they throw flowers over is very colorful? It yes, yes. Is there a lot? Occurs every clean Monday the start of the 40-day Orthodox Lent fest in the harbor town of Galaxidi. Why did your energy drop off? 200 km west of Athens. Can you That's important. Cuz now I don't want to be like, yo, I want to go try it. Don't you guys want to check it out? You guys going to like, no, I don't want to be culture. I want to talk ████ on you for the rest of my life instead of sequels. Nothing scandalous happened at this festival? You just wanted to share a Let's have another 3 million hours of conversation
6:51 without experiencing new stuff out of town. I want to experience world stuff. I can't go to Spain and run with the bulls. Yeah. >> Specifically Athens. You literally were just jumping up and down at a Bad Bunny concert in Mexico City. Hey. That's cool. That was sick. That was great. But I couldn't even see Benito. He was like ████ tiny, dude. He was so far away. Have a jumbotron? No, they did. But it But it was yeah. What do you want me Why did you bring that up? Okay, look. All I'm saying is I do want to experience unique worldly stuff. That's fun. I want to do the Thai water fight for Thai New Years in Thailand. My friends did it. >> That sounds hella fun, too. >> Drive-by shootings with ████ water guns on a tuk-tuk. That's tight. Shooting lady boys, shooting ████ pad thai makers, shooting all kinds of Hey,
7:42 LADY BOYS HERE. BYE-BYE. GET THEM. IT'S LIKE THE purge but like very very nice. One day a year you're allowed to shoot lady boys. No, you shoot with a water gun. You don't want to kill them. Who's going to suck your dick? That's true. If you Dude, some people they bring Some people they bring a elephant that's super like they got a fire hose, they'll shoot you with that ████ they do water balloons, they get the super soakers, the ones with the backpack. Dude, >> See that seems fun and playful and it seems like it's just water. I'm cool with that. >> Didn't you go to like the bull the bull run or some ████ like that? >> Yeah, but we don't talk about that anymore. You really did, didn't you? That's a big deal. That's like it's own version of that, right? >> Cuz he supports animal cruelty, that's why. Oh, man. Didn't you guys do like a Kinjas cultured You guys did a Kinjas dance on the
8:32 Sphinx or something? I thought you're going to say Kinjas cockfight. That's what I thought you're going to say. On the Sphinx? Dude, I don't know. They do crazy ████ all the time. The pyramids of Giza? And the Ferris wheel. >> Dude, he did it on all the ████ eight wonders of the world. Oh, really? On the the Colossus of Rhodes? There's one more. Which one was that one? >> Go back to Tepe. That's a new one. That's a good one. That's a good one. Hey, you really did a dance on the Great Wall of China? No, it was on the See that's it. I need to go to Great Wall of China, too. I need to see that. Kind of disrespectful, dude. Kind of disrespectful. Like all the like biggest like Chinese Paid for by the CCP? Yeah. I got that CCP money though. That's dope, man. But they couldn't tell cuz they're all Asian so they're like you look like you belong. Then you went to the crowd and
9:22 they just disappeared. Cuz they work in the shadows and they did you guys go to the fake Eiffel Tower? The Chinese Eiffel Tower is like a knockoff of the French one. That's sick. Probably, I don't know. Damn, bro, you can't even no more? I want to see Orange County, China. You guys see that? Orange County, China? >> What? Yeah. Orange County Orange County like cuz of that whole suburban feel and then there's a Chinese people that want to like live that life but in China. They built Orange County in China. Is that a Qing Long Spectrum? Yeah, some ████ like that. Yeah, like it's a American homes in China. >> The curb height is to like US spec. Everything is like exactly right. They even have like Midwest There's like a South Dakota town, too, like a Midwestern town. Or some something weird like that. They got like replicas >> of little towns like that where it's anything you want. >> Wait, so can you live there or is it
10:13 just like a theme park? No, you buy a house there. It's for people that want to own American home but still stay in China. >> sounds really funny if you just like word swap it. We're just like fascinated that they build these little American towns. Meanwhile, every major city has Chinatown. Yeah, that's true. You got to have a Chinatown. And it's supposed to be like China, too. Yeah. Yeah. You can buy real estate there. That's true. Like, oh, really? They put like little dragons in random spots. Oh, yeah, dragon. They always have a dragon gate. Yeah. But the the Chinese version of OC is probably more safe than OC. What I mean, like, if you go to Irvine, it kind of is just Chinese. And it's getting there. True. Yeah. Flower fight. Let's do it. List all the places you've traveled to cuz you're the most well-traveled out of
11:04 everyone. No, dude. I I I bet you Ryan's been to more places. Thing I I haven't seen I haven't been to the cool ████ But you've also been to like very obscure You got to go and like you you get off the plane and everyone goes, "Kindred!" And they take you everywhere. And what he had access of LMFAO level number one. Number >> That's just the back of the club. He also had Emmy Award-winning access to different places. That's not honored. You still travel to like Kyrgyzstan and ████ you know. You went to Kazakhstan, dude. I didn't get to go there. I did. And I And I watched Black Eyed Peas there. Hey. Hey. Enter your single mind for 1 second. No, don't make me do this. How fine are Kazakhstan girls in Kazakhstan? >> Yeah, do they look like Borat? >> Everything's just nice. What the hell is that? That's not your single mind. >> Sky sounds like he has a daughter now. It's every as you walk down the street, you're just like Have you ever had Turkish sand coffee?
11:55 In Turkey? I have. I ████ knew it, dude. You know what's crazy? I'm going to Turkey in like 2 weeks or whatever. I'm going to have Turkish sand coffee. But I had to hit up my man John and was like, "Hey, is it cool to go to Turkey right now? For real?" Oh. >> What did he say? He said Turkey should be fine. It's all right. I had Turkish coffee >> price. I had I had Turkish coffee here. Yeah, but you had it in Turkey. Yeah, but then I didn't have to drive that far though. Well, I didn't drive there. I didn't have to travel that far. >> Hey, how How fine are Turkish girls? Yeah, tell us. In our Yeah, just tell us. >> your mind from like if you were in UCI and you traveled there. >> Yeah. Like to Use your study abroad mind from Spain. To me You know what the real honest like feeling when I think about that is is is that like it's more the
12:45 discrepancy between how attractive the women are versus like the men that they have to deal with. It's It's It's like uh You can see your ankle. Like the girls are super hot and the guys are super ugly. It's just like very unique uh cuz are most dudes scum? Do they have other They cheat on my ████ >> in Turkey or Israel or India, right? You're just like, "Damn, these women are beautiful." And then the guys are just like, you know, these You know. Say it. You think they're algos? They're all wearing tracksuits all day? It's just >> Maybe that's the secret to getting hot women. >> Well, if that's hot to them, then like more power to you. I'm not saying they're butt ass ugly. I'm just saying like what our American standard, if you were to see like a fit woman with like a fat dude or like a rich this and a poor this, like you would have to understand that things need to make sense. Over there from like a third-party beauty's perspective don't know ████ about like who you are, what
13:36 you do for work, blah blah blah. I'm like man, these are objectively pretty fine women and objectively like guys that look like they kind of don't have to take care of themselves but maybe that's just like the culture. They don't have to take care of themselves like that. Yeah. Cuz I always get a need that I got to That's the only reason why I go back. I go back for charity and you know, humanitarian purposes.
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