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Do You Believe Ghost Stories?

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0:00 you know see mo one that's like every every Filipino girl is like that's I'm seen oh she's Filipino no but you know they that's the closest they'll get but that's Polynesian that's different I said the closest they'll get [Music] Joe welcome back to another chat out chat ████ shut up Dum ████ hey so you know Hawaii people yeah it's lots of ghost stories right yeah you got any ghost stories oh uh there was like one about going to tant lless if you go to a tant list there's like a ghost waiting or it's a haunted go to tant lless the tless is like a mountain you go up it's really beautiful you just like usually take like a road there like plants everywhere type you got to go

0:51 there on New Year's cuz what does that even what does that mean oh new year fireworks but um I never believed in that ████ you know what's not scary enough about just haunted Wahu it's too it's too populated it is it is I think if you on like big island or if you were like in a place that didn't have that many people that would be scary that would be scary yeah what do they say happens in the mountain they just say it's haunted I don't know I I don't remember any more stories anymore that's it the story is it's haunted yeah but I just that's all I remember I don't know anything else they never gave you details about what people dude I was so young I don't remember anything now people are drifting over there smoking chilling haunted with drift car drivers

1:41 I was on Maui and then they swear like they they'd be seeing Pella and Sh by the Down Road the H1 story too it's like this volcano goddess volcano did you watch Moana heart of isn't it in there I don't I don't even know that's a really good Moana 2 not very good really I didn't watch two yet she would have went straight to Disney plus I did not watch Moana 2 I like I like Moana one Moana one is a The Banger dude it's a great movie really I've never seen it you never seen Moana one that's like every every Filipino girls like that's I'm seen oh she's Filipino no but you know that's the closest they'll get but that's Polynesian that's different I said the closest they'll get Joe

2:31 yeah we may not get literal I don't know cuz I don't be looking at Eskimos and going I'm ████ seen bro esimo the Philippines specifically has a bunch of like they really believe in like ghost stories and stuff like oh my God yeah but then I I really think that it was just a way of um keeping your children safe oh cuz they're all based on something your kid has to do like watch out for the monster and I think if you're an idiot you grow up as an old person and you still believe it for yourself but it was mainly meant to scare kids into coming home before it's dark yeah I mean yeah I agree with that because every one of those things is about something getting getting to you when you're vulnerable at night yeah it's all about behavioral it's like a way of like raising your kids right like whistling at night and I remember my mom saying if you whistle at night even Russian in Russian theory if you whistle in the house you lose money

3:23 Korean theory is if you whistle that means the ghost is going to you you know what I'm saying we eat you deep throat you yeah deep throat oh but uh that was my mom my mom whing over there but real realistically my mom just probably didn't want me to whistle at night yeah that was it yeah just cuz you making too much noise that's what I mean like most of the Filipino ones at least are based on that because by the time you're an adult you have real world things to worry about like you're not you're not going to be scared of a headless lady in a wedding dress anymore hell no I got pay bills next day yeah I gotta B pills yeah Japan has pointless ghosts there's no lesson there's nothing there's one that's a ████ umbrella and a eye and it just hops around for no ████ reason what the ████ it's like why there's no lesson it's just did you see that ████ umbrella with a eyeball

4:14 it's just got one eye it's a umbrella and the Umbrella Just hops does it make like a cartoon noise too yeah yeah it just jumps around the neighborhood and everyone gets freaked out I'm like what there's no lesson it's just did you see it it's just one eye unopened umbrella that just jumps it's not even opened no even and it just hops the ████ around the neighborhood cool yeah and I'm like it makes sense if it's it's like if it's like a story of oh it comes out in the rain and then like but it's not even open and there's no story behind it it's just a ████ hopping around umbrella you're talking about kakasa yeah it really just looks like the leg lamp from Christmas story that's not what I thought it was going to look that wasn't going to look like that I think that this one of the yeah so it doesn't

5:04 even do anything to you nah it's just it's just the pointless ████ dude Japan has a lot of these pointless ████ ghosts and some of them are pranksters too some of them are like though like you're in the middle of the night ████ loves to go and fart on your head and go away give you p and I'm like that's like a big brother doesn't do anything just farts on you it's pretty sad D I need to look for meaning in this yeah right like it would if it it would be cool if there was a story like oh somebody died and then like they got in you know I don't know but you got trapped in an umbrella and suffocated like in Spirited Away you know how like there's a million different Spirits in that and they're all like based off of like different uh fables yeah I love Spirit of the way yeah there's just a lot I mean if you guys just have such a there's such a long history of past down

5:54 literature that you're just going to end up with more cool ghosts that's true it's just a lot of random ████ there's like a whole list of them too like what is the ████ weirdest M like ghosts they got weird go yeah Japanese got really imaginative spiritual like beings that don't necessarily have like devilish nature they they just exist in this what's the Vietnamese one look at this ████ butthole go shut up this all this fool does is he ████ moons you and he shows you his ████ that's just a a drunk guy yeah but he's a ghost this is that's just a Brit a British there's hell of those in skid roll he has a eyeball he has a eyeball in his ████ so he doesn't have eyes in his head right so you're walking down the

6:44 street this ████ B he bends over and he opens his butthole and then you see a eyeball Jesus some drunk dude with poke it okay so I guess an American folklore for example I I just ended up looking up different like butthole ghosts yeah Google butthole ghost for anybody who wants to see the same images we're looking at uh in American folklore I guess we have the goat man uh which the Maryland Goatman have you ever heard of this serban Legend the goat man no I can see what like a goat man looks like very luciferian with like the horns and stuff and just kind of like I didn't know it was like particular in Maryland or some ████ yeah whereas Mexican folklore they have like Yona you guys heard that one right the Weeping Woman La Yona believed to be ghost of a mother who drowned her Offspring oh damn I guess we have those

7:34 in America too I mean you know scary you know how many ghosts we should be having if they're born out of situations like this a lot you know what I mean like this year probably crazy atrocities have happened that we should be overpopulated with ghosts there's a ████ guitar head ghost there mother it's a it's a Japanese guitar it's a head is a guitar and they just play music like AAR D at this point there's going to be t ghosts all the guys that died at takeover they're going to be ████ then it's like if you're going by that stat how are there not like more ghosts in the Gaza Strip than anywhere else oh ████ yeah that's true I agree I agree damn I agree it's called PTSD it's PTSD don't you have to survive to have PTSD yeah yeah but do you feel like um like it's

8:25 the ridiculously vengeful murders or deaths or tragedies that are the ones that like breed like those those Spirits versus like uh I don't know like an atrocity like how they when they bury Native Americans under a church yes just weird they put a casino graveyard like no offense but like to anybody but like let's say if you're like shot by a a school shooter or like you're hit by a car and there's like almost instantaneous death it's almost like there's purposeless sometimes purposelessness like you there's there's no you know it's not like this like evil like energy that was wrapped in it in a certain way I don't know like that's what the movies are always written I think like those are better stories like the one the Philippines one where it's like this girl who who couldn't have a baby and then she died so now she goes

9:16 around stealing babies out of pregnant people's wombs with her tongue like take your baby that's scary it makes for a better story you're like oh she was crazier than ████ butthole man in Japan yeah dude guitar head it's like no please give me the bouncing umbrella I don't want to freaking or a ████ Oney sandal that's good you want to be one I flipflop but that's probably why ja that's that's why jabes people can make 5 million Pokemon because they have so many things yeah oh that's probably what it is 5 million animes too yeah because there's so many characters they're so creative in a thousand years though people probably think the Burger King kids were real you know that's true it's like true they'll be like there won't be enough context about it and they'll be like I don't know like there were these kids one of them had a a wheelchair with

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10:56 up still dying of colon cancer instead so yeah you're probably fine I know you should be afraid of diabetes yeah you should be afraid of freaking having a stroke that's the real ghost story they should be telling you yeah don't fry your freaking tilapia with that much oil yeah or or any oil oil should be butter should be butter you're right you're right now were there any ghost stories that you were scared of as a kid Bloody Mary oh my gosh doing that was scary bloody was scary cuz it's like I did it in the ████ bathroom and I'm like oh now I'm haunted bro she's not coming now but that's it and that started my insomnia wasn't it you had to be alone and then you have to flush all the toils at the same time so it's impossible oh I didn't know that well you had to flush the toilet I didn't do said you had to flush the toilet you had to flush the toilet it's part of it I thought you had to go Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary flush the toilet Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary sound like you're singing

11:47 the macara were you in East Coast kid huh East Coast kid no I was Hawaii oh well you were in a different spot than these guys I that's what I cuz we did the flushing toilets thing oh so everybody around the West Coast did flushing toilets at West Coast I didn't do that we just took turns going to the bathroom every time I brought up bloody mary since I since we moved from Virginia to San Diego they never talk they were like flushing toilets what the ████ is that yeah we never flush toilets you never grew up hearing the Turnbull Canyon ghost story I think so because people hang themselves on the bridge every every town in America will have a hill where the car will just go uphill by itself and they say that it's the kids pushing it that died from a bus crash oh yeah just put it on drive and then everyone goes look you can see the hand marks on the bumper It's like remember

12:37 that it's like a yeah they say the put the powder on the bumper or whatever and you'll see handprints or some ████ do you remember the dollhouse in Irvine Irvine that's like the least scariest place you would think so right so like uh every every house in Irvine it's a master plan Community there it's very Suburbia all the houses have to look a certain way but for some reason there was one I think it's like changed now but like during during our time there there was this one house they called the dollhouse that like legitimately looked like a dollhous and it was just in a row of regular irine houses and then in the corner this thing just ████ stood out and it was an unfinished house too so it was just like always like kind of you could you could go inside it in a sense like obviously you weren't supposed to um but like that would be like a thing like clubs groups our dance team you would hear the story as incoming

13:27 freshman and then the team would take you there like late at night after a rehearsal people were scared out of their ████ minds because it was weird you never heard about the dollhous that ████ was crazy it just looked crazy like do you believe the story that like you know um this ████ guy who was like making it for his daughter cuz she loved her whatever end up going cycle like murdering his family and then like to finish the house they like chopped up the body and like threw it in the walls like that's what you would hear whoa cuz that's dramatic as ████ yeah but then you would you'd be like yeah right then you'd go see it and you like that's weird as ████ like why would that be there but I remember that was really fun we used to say that about there was a house in Downey and it's still there that's kind of the same thing where it's a really really old house that looks like it's from Colonial times but um everyone used to make different stories for it we used to go there at night and

14:18 we would wait for like a person to appear at the there's like a little Tower and then um that we would just sit there outside of the car and be like look she's going to come up obviously we're making so much ████ noise that the caretaker is to go check on who's making all that racket and we just say that's the ghost we all just run that's all it is it's just a person that's paid to like make sure no one ████ with the house and it's now a historical site they've like they it's a historical site yeah because it's one of Downey's oldest properties whoa yeah so they preserved it as is and they're they're like fixing it up they were going to make it a restaurant at one point and then it failed but like when you're a kid you're just trying to scare the younger kid so you're just making up whatever the ████ to like scare that kid and then he takes it and it Creepy Pasta all around that's one of the funnest things in high school though is like looking into abandoned places and like they go oh this place is

15:08 haunted and there's like a story behind this Asylum and then you look for it and you break in yeah there was this one abandoned um Catholic school that me and my friends went to in Pasadena and uh my friend had the C he was like 17 and we're just like all right let's go we hoop the fence and a part of it was under construction so you're able to go through there and the doors were unlocked and everything and they still had everything and it was the creepiest ████ cuz they had like hella old like pictures and yearbooks everywhere and you can like open up like all their belongings and ████ and we saw like pictures of nuns with their class and everything looked like from the 60s and and it was really scary cuz like there's no um there's no lights cuz everything was like I don't know if it was being broken down or whatever but

15:58 we're just there with flashlights and ████ and this would be four cell phones you know so we're like it it just really felt like a ghost was about to pop out yeah probably 10 years ago I went to me and uh this guy Tony V he he had a YouTube channel called blackbox TV and he uh it was me him it was Shane Dawson it was like a bunch of old school tubers and we went to this haunted hospital and like like we went there at like 10:00 at night like through like 1: in the morning or some ████ with like camera Crews and stuff and like we didn't see anything anything or feel anything but it was kind of creepy you know it was like being in an abandoned building in the middle of the night and like there's a bunch of old medical stuff in there and stuff it was weird don't Ghost Hunters do that ████ now like YouTube channels that like just go to yeah and I'm like dude they just do ████ that a lot of high school kids used to do but now it's on YouTube oh yeah you guys

16:49 believe that no those videos you guys believe it and the video stuff ████ no ████ no ████ no especially the the I believe in ghost personally cuz I've had some weird ████ experiences but U and I saw ████ like I was at I was staying at the bike a couple years ago I told you guys about this at the time and you guys all made the video big ████ yuck sesh but I had just seen the ghost that ████ morning which was crazy um and it was it was like I woke up looked at the alarm clock and I was like okay good I got some more time and I just felt like this creepy like I was being washed or something I turn around there's just this like dark figure standing in front of a white lamp it's just standing there and I was like oh weird I wasn't like that's a ghost I was like oh weird there's somebody in our room there a an actual dude yeah Nikki's right next to me and I was like and it was like what

17:39 the ████ yeah I was beating it yeah exactly so let's do that again yeah they're always doing that for some reason yeah and then it's like it and then it took a step back it wasn't like a fragmentation of like light or something that I just looked at it took a step back and then like I looked to my left I looked to my right just in confusion it was completely gone and there wasn't like an echo of like I had just a black or a light and then it's like you know how it stamps across your a lot of casino hotels have a lot of people that cuz yeah people cuz Hannah saw that ████ in the look sore oh what she see same dark figure yeah and then it's probably because I heard a third of people that go there a third no honestly every single hotel in Vegas has to deal with suicide it would shut that place down so fast third no he's talking about

18:29 like through the year like that like the people who stay there like there's a lot of% of I don't know about that but I'm talking about there's hell in Vegas no so like I was talking to a security guard out there and he goes you know what the craziest ████ is when I became security I didn't realize is how many people die here and then I was like no ████ ████ and he goes yeah like he goes like they they always say they say like within the security group it's like a third of people come to Vegas to get married a third come for conventions and a third come to die but why why they choose the Lux specifically oh no no he he's not he's not saying that specific Hotel he's saying Vegas in general in general yeah yeah all these people who want to commit suicide only choose no no no no no no in in they like the city yeah the visitors it took me like I don't know probably I think 3 minutes before I was like whoa I

19:20 think that was a ████ ghost I like that was it was like whoa like there was a guy in my room oh wait never mind you sure it was in your eyelashes that just came off pretty sure man you sure it wasn't like that thing that lint in the corner of the eye that bounc it like why was my eyelash blocking the lamp and you weren't freshly awaken you weren't like you weren't like groggy from waking up or anything like that I mean I like I said I woke up I was looking at the alarm clock I was thinking for myself for a second it took like I don't know how long it took till I flipped over but I definitely don't remember fragmentations or anything like there was no like nothing I was looking at where like I turn around and I just see it looks like a man it looks like it's like a perfect silhouette of a guy like oh why is there a guy in my room oh I know what it was I you could just you just accidentally saw through time that's probably it yeah I

20:12 probably saw back in the past TS no yeah yeah no and then we were standing at Queen Mary a couple years ago same ████ but Nikki Nikki um saw some guy sitting up in our room and she's like oh Steve's like awake and then she looks down and like there I am asleep and this guy's just like sitting on top of bed he's just like sitting there like perched up and she said it's just complete Black Shadow of like a a silhouette of a man s your ████ house man what's that sell your house it's a Queen Mary what does that to do with my house ████ my bad so then you know we're staying on this we're staying on the side of the queen but also sell your house yeah we were standing on the side of the Queen Mary that faces the Street Lamp so it's all like this orange light and then she said like she woke up same thing a couple hours later she felt like she's she's being washed she looks up and she says like in the chair over in the corner of of our room she's like oh Steve woke up okay and then she looks

21:02 again next to me and she's like oh ████ this is happening again and there's like this dark figure just sitting in the chair just staring at us I was completely asleep I didn't see ████ yeah Queen Mary damn dude sell your Queen Mary no and then the next morning we wake up right and my um my sister-in-law was looking up all the ghost stories about Queen Mary and she's like she's like you guys were staying like right above the the room that they don't let anyone sit anyone um sleep in and we didn't even tell the ghost story yet we were just like oh ████ that's crazy because Nikki had just saw that ████ last night and she said that it was a they they call it the stare or whatever the ████ he likes to just stare at people while they're sleeping that's bananas ████ crazy ████ St the ster yep it's kind of a loser ghost story like name though like kind of it's better than the ████ umbrella eyeball guy it's better better than the sandal you want to be a sandal

21:53 n s the B eye is funny if I was a ghost I'd be but hole go cuz he he likes to smoon people and then look at you yeah with his butthole and show the eyes yeah

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