0:00 thank you [Music] so everything that's going on in the world economy it's pretty crazy between China and U.S and Russia and ████ everywhere else no I was really surprised to see that Apple who has its chips uh manufactured in Taiwan has now asked Taiwan to remove anything that says Made in Taiwan Apple yeah they wanted to say it can only from now on all the Apple products could only say made in Taiwan China or made in Chinese Taipei wow it's on now big big move do you think it's because Apple doesn't want to lose their China account yeah of the world dude China has everybody about the balls so that's Apple's saying
0:52 team China then that's Apple saying we've got to protect our slave laborer in China but it's kind of that's what's because they're it's made in China right it's made in the chips are made in Taiwan because remember oh but it's assembled in China in the factories I think it's also wildly sold in China it's like a big thing too you know so then that's so so they've officially asked for and we're so used to seeing made in Taiwan like in Hot Wheels cars there's little things little things everywhere if Apple's gonna start doing that probably going to be the end of seeing that there's another name for China I mean a Taiwan though and it's called like the Republic of China or some ████ or like people yeah people's Republicans no but there's so that's uh people are playing I think that's China That's China Republic of China Republic of China's Taiwan so when I because at the um at my old University ████ um Cal State LA there's a huge statue of
1:43 Confucius and then there's a plaque that says Confucius say Confucius say this is donated by the Republic of only take one fortune cookie at a time I didn't know that because I was like damn this whole ████ place is communist funded and then my friend was like no that's actually Taiwan so I was like oh I didn't know that I didn't know that either yeah so they wanted to say to specify exactly wow Taiwan Kama China or Chinese Taipei so how many other companies or countries now are gonna have to start like pretty much pulling straws right like which team you're on yeah dude John Cena bro he pulled away which yeah dude that's all the straws John Cena ████ in in Chinese saying I'm so sorry for calling Taiwan a country this Chinese is really good it was really yeah they're still
2:34 shooting off Rockets right now as like it's like five days in a room Pelosi left they like basically did according with tanks right she ████ it all up dude didn't like Snickers recently have to apologize or some ████ or Twix or something yes I saw that boy they say sorry we like Taiwan well I don't know if it was accident but there was like a promotional thing they were doing and they were like oh this promotion is only for the countries of this this and Taiwan and then China was like yo did you just call that a country and it came in and they were like they were looking at it like Snickers like oh my bad that we that was like a little mistake I heard trying to actually said they were like for real bro you don't do me like that yeah Snickers how you gonna do me that's what I wrote wow
3:24 ████ disappointment to put that in words yeah I don't know it was a gift do you know um it's a wisely used Chinese if you're family members in Taiwan are like oh ████ we better get the ████ out of here or like I haven't really so my mom just came back not too long ago I haven't really talked to my uncle in a bit um but I think obviously like every country they never want to alarm their citizens so the times that I've talked to them they always go oh it's pretty chill here like they don't see the rockets and stuff that's the thing I don't know like just kind of like how America doesn't really tell us the real ████ either right but America does a great job of amplifying everybody else's ████ no we don't try to alarm anybody we just say like hey monkey pox is probably gonna kill literally everybody on Earth
4:14 we were late dude seriously and you get it for kissing dudes for kissing boys kissing boys gonna spread that around right that's all it is I also feel like it's like a one day takeover if China wants to so without aware of Taiwan yeah so yeah like a lot of the anti like missile defense systems and whatever that they had they're so outdated in Taiwan or China in Taiwan and that ████ doesn't even work no more damn dude because all the best ████ they've been making is like being manufactured for other countries but they rely on the U.S military like a lot of countries they just rely on the U.S help so without even like declaring whose side you're on do you think Taiwan has a chance against China I don't think so not without the West is hell it doesn't look like it nah Wes is already
5:04 I think yeah I don't think without the West's help and I think uh that's the only way well that's the only reason why China hasn't swallowed Taiwan yet is because like America always made its presence do you feel like the West has enough of a mutual benefit to want to step in and do this yeah those microchips dude isn't trying to making hella money off Taiwan though it was the other way around before because a lot of Taiwanese citizens would go to China and build factories and then they would be the connection to the West so a lot of Taiwanese people became wealthy by being partners with Chinese citizens and creating factories and being manufactured for uh the us or the west but China's profiting from that too right yeah I mean they're in Partnership but before there was no bridge to the west but now they can directly
5:55 manufacture and there's you know everyone all over the world is going directly to China to manufacture but yeah Taiwan used to be the bridge but taiwan's just basically like the microchip capital of the world and they they manufacture a lot of stuff there and I don't know um how China would be profiting from that because they're autonomous as in like they don't give them any tax money or anything like that well what if they just renamed Taiwan like would China care rename it what like it's like South China or some ████ I think that's just I think that's what China wants right yeah or they call it call it call it the China but China can you imagine can you guys imagine China
6:54 are you kidding me are you kidding me hey hey hey hey hey Read that read that read that what to say we're gonna say It's Made the China are you kidding me pretty ████ nuts that's what you get if you rename her that's what you get it's a blast for everybody just for that everybody has a great time there's no war everyone is a great time there's no war there's no ████ ████ hey if you're from Taiwan you get to be like oh where are you from you'd be like yeah vagina vagina so what were you saying Ryan because the longest that I've ever heard of like the whole beef which has been going on since like I was a kid
7:45 um I've never heard what China actually wants besides you need to go back to we need to be like one nation come back to Papa I've never heard of like what the actual like business or monetary or political or like military like any type of other incentive besides Taiwan belongs to China and we need to own it this kind of mirrors Russia's reason for Ukraine though they're like you guys are Russians you should be a part of us and I think China does that to Taiwan or vagina but does it but does Russia rely on Ukrainian exports at all Ukraine does wheat to the world and also uh natural gases or some ████ like that or like there's a huge reserve of oil or natural gases and is there any um military
8:36 advantages for like you know uh having Taiwan based off of like location and stuff like that too oh you want to say vagina would you like me to stay with China what we're gonna say well I was gonna say the military Advantage is like is like that that they're dropping bombs now into Virginia get this guy ████ inhaler right now right well that's the joke is the Weezy laugh yeah it has to go with the witch laugh it doesn't work it's the Jew it's the New Jersey Uncle you know exactly the guy that has the best the guy with with a lot of gold like embedded into his neck because he never took his necklace on yeah yeah I don't know if it's quite like um like Hawaii to U.S yeah where that's a very geographical the uh advantageous position where it's
9:28 still a five hour flight from the actual main matter of China but but in in combination with the fact that not necessarily just geographical but also like especially if the West right the US is saying like hey we support that yeah then to uh own and or demolish that ability to support what also not just geographically to like them specifically but even to like upend like you know Western influence right so yeah yeah I'm a little confused on how America wants its citizens to feel about it because sometimes it looks like America wants everyone to be Pro Taiwan and then other times it seems like it's I think the uh the like maybe like 15 20 years ago the idea of like democracy for all was like the idealism that was able to be like the flag that you would maybe hold right but now even even as an
10:19 American citizen it's really conflicting in like the uh the perspective the views the benefits as a country like I have no phone and how integrated American business has been with China that's the part that's confusing to me is that when whenever someone's talking about how to feel they're saying that Taiwan should be Sovereign but whenever someone's making a decision it reflects China being the ruler like all the business decisions look to China and everything it's verbal well we're definitely not a democracy we're a capitalist society that I think that's totally different you know what I mean yeah Steve what we're gonna say when it comes to Taiwanese business Community they're super integrated with China already business relationships family right so everybody knows that but when it comes to Taiwan taiwan's looking at this thing going like we get so much business from China we don't want to have to deal with this kind of conflict but the United
11:09 States is putting them in a horrible position but basically saying hey we're going to keep on poking the bear we're going to keep on sending officials over to Taiwan yeah to make the the the the Chinese insecure about the proximity of Taiwan to China that's that's what America's really good at though right well just be like that's not really our problem but let's go ahead and make it a problem see how we can benefit from it so what like so within Hong Kong and um Taiwanese like politics there's China pro-china sympathizers it's not like Democrats and Republicans it's pro-china versus Independence in both in both situations well Hong Kong they lost right so obviously the independence guys are backed by the West so in it's a it's a situation of do they want to go back to China or do they want
12:00 to be backed by the west and who's going to win and so some people I think they do business in China but they want to remain um independent in the sense of Western influence right but when they're doing business in China and when they enter Taiwan right they say you are now like if if we get it in a different way like if we do actually get to change things then you wouldn't just be like leaving China and entering Taiwan they'd be saying you are now entering vagina and that's where it is that was worth it in my eyes which is pretty which would be pretty great welcome to vagina foreign
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