0:00 like Nintendo makes the best games but they're stuck on like 10-year-old technology so we're about to be ushered into like the next generation of like good games are you like in a Nickelodeon [Music] commercial welcome back to careful boys are we even excited at all about Nintendo switch 2 does anybody give I'm kind of sad that they called it that I heard people are bummed bummed out about it because it's like what's the big deal about it I I don't get it Tyler apparently I'm excited yeah so tell hey tell us why we need to be excited cuz yeah sell us s us I I don't really play it but I have one what's going to be different about it okay so the main problem with the switch right now is it's like technology that's like 10 years old like Nintendo makes the best games but they're stuck on like 10-year-old technology so we're about to
0:50 be ushered into like the next generation of like good games is what I'm thinking are you like in a Nickelodeon commercial what the yeah like the way you're smiling and doding your head it's like you're selling toys are you sag after what's going on Jesus Christ this is my job to play Nintendo games but am I wrong I be like is with this guy the cad of selling to you know that I'm a Tyler guy yeah yeah yeah I just don't know why you're so honestly I'll say this I'll back Steve on this that was a side of Tyler I don't think I've ever seen before I don't think I want to see him again like it I like it bro I was bobbing my head with you I was like what's going on wa all right was like check it out from K we're going to get good online for once from Nintendo which hasn't existed yet I want to be able to
1:40 play Smash Bros without lag online with people can't do that now that's sucks try play it with your friends in real the same room no fair enough fair enough yeah it's not great let me close my legs real fast I'm sorry so Nintendo does I I agree Nintendo makes really really good games right yeah yeah yeah yeah what's your favorite Nintendo game uh I'm a big Zelda guy big Zelda guy Zelda and Pikmin is my second oh you Zelda didn't you think that the the new one was basically just the copy paste job I wouldn't say copypaste job cuz they added and changed a lot it feels like breath of the wild was like the beta version in tears of the kingdom was like the definitive edition but they just went up in the sky dude same same map they added a bunch of new mechanics same map lots of games have the same map right like yeah like like like um the
2:30 kid one the one the kids play which one's that the one that all the kids play take credit cards Rox oh the breath of the wild map is also like the biggest game M they've ever made biggest game app game app yeah it's a game app lot of Zelda fans are gay I will say that yeah what's gay about the map guy said it he said it fair know that's sick hey we like games with World building good musicure it's really design it's hard to hate on it's really hard I remember I tried playing it but it was like man there's so much to do I just feel like I'm doing chores all the time dud you know what I hate okay to you know what I hate I'm doing errands I'm like I have to keep getting new weapons I hate that ████ I say old school Zelda is where it's at like the switch Zelda game is
3:20 not my favorite even though that's the one that like sold more than every other Zelda game out there so that's like the game that people know Zelda games for is that one but the I got to make I got to cook yeah ████ suck I got to make a re I got to memorize recipes sucks it's funny because like some of these things you're describing are like the things that they love about the game I know I know I agree these are all the things I hate about the new is Zelda game yeah you don't like that ████ either right I miss good old school Dungeons and like really solid mini games and just like literally in Zelda if you get too cold you have to put a jacket on that's what I'm saying dude what dude and my guy I couldn't find the jacket forever so my guy's just ████ he's like freezing dude I I'm like I got to get out of here at one point I was like I don't even know where to get another sweater I thought this is it I'm like I'm out of Kebabs dude I got to
4:10 carry extra set of clothes in a video game that's crazy you clearly don't understand games that were meant to fully disassociate you from The Real World Mak feel like supposed be realistic yeah it's a lot supposed to be like real life sucks ass I'm just going to play this game for the next 500 hours might as well play Turk off jeez yeah I just stress out when I was playing the news all the dude my weapons are breaking all the time I got to wear jackets everywhere now I'm hot I got to remove you got more chores in real life in the game seriously I got to find a horse I remember everybody was talking about the W this is back when the Witcher 3 came out everyone was like you got to play The Witcher and I was like all right I'm going to play it and I was like dude I'm ow if if you open up like a menu and like it's this ████ big and the icons are this small and you got to like make a a a potion or something I'm like I'm out dude if I got to make potions I'm out if I have to spell Elixir I'm done dude this is I don't like too many games try to be Minecraft
5:02 after Minecraft success they're like people love crafting things right like people like combin that's the worst part about Minecraft is figuring out the crafting table and all those recipes best part about Minecraft was tra in Nikki places hey let's dig down here you just leave covered up it's all dark he's like where the ████ am I but first I make sure she doesn't have any cool items on her yeah cuz we're not getting her back honestly we we probably should only play games with Steve where he could sabotage us you guys you guys might regret saying that yeah I think Gio regretted talking some ████ to me one time when we played a racing game and I spent the entire time driving the wrong way and just ramming her that's so ████ that's so you I was laughing so hard I was crying a great thing that we could do is if we played uh let's say we played Call of
5:53 Duty and we go new town which is like the smallest map and then uh we do gun game where every time you get a kill you upgrade to the next gun done but then we make Steve have Knife Only and when he hits you it resets you back 10 guns that's so F that's so fun you know one guy's there to just ruin remember when remember when hasawa we were playing the we were doing um guns what's it called Airsoft and then hasawa like went out there without gear and just got smoked he was like the John Wick yeah he was like the John Wick but he got smoked every single person hit him he was running on his knees for a second he he was SL it's cuz he had Infinity lives yeah yeah yeah so he just he was invincible I popped that fool so many times so many times I ran he shot me in the face immediately I popped my head out shot me right between my eyes I would have been dead I just was like where's Ryan pink cuz we're winners we're winners why did I'm still sad
6:44 about calling it switch to that's the first time Nintendo's I'm so excited about that that's actually something I'm so hyped about the name yeah because I think honestly the switch is Nintendo's best and most perfect console I think it combines like everything they've done right it has it has motion controls built in kind of like it has the mobile element of the Game Boy and 3DS and stuff but it has the console element that's probably the best part kind of it feels like the iPhone of Nintendo is what I see would you Rebrand it and call it something else instead of switch 2 no I mean I just I was always impressed by The Innovation how they never would go numerical with their devices but that was whack of them because when they made the the Wii U every yeah the Wii U did like flopped although Wii U was although that's like the same thing as doing switch 2 but them calling it like switch you it's like why would you use the letter to sequelize cuz it's just too
7:34 fancy what would you re Japanese of them like guess I don't know I I'm always like I just like what they come up with Nintendo Beach oh that's it Beach yeah it's a beach oh Beach I am hoping that it still has some sort of gimmick that they haven't because they haven't actually showed any of the gimmicks they're doing the big reveal April 2nd so oh is that what it is so I wasn't excited for good reason then cuz they didn't show anything all they showed was just like what it looks like is bigger it's bigger and has like improved specs in every possible way yeah I I love Great Is Awesome my switch from 2017 still runs perfectly fine like and I've played it thousands and thousands of hours same and my buddy Mormon ████ keeps dropping it on accident cuz we played marioart and he has sometimes his controller connected to the thing he pulls it off the ████ wall and it still works I've dropped my switch so many times it should be busted
8:24 as ████ yeah it is really durable take the performance though they made women like that see the difference though with like like with this guia 7 I was trying to play it on switch and it's it lags like crazy when too much s███'s on the screen yeah so that's what upsets me about switch is like they try to Port all these popular games to the switch cuz the switch has the biggest consumer base out of any console right now they sold over 150 million consoles and Chances Are by the time switch 2 comes out switch will be the highest sold console of all time I just think that there's the games on the other systems are whack right now I don't think there's anything on the other systems everyone's like got to play that there's there are whack games on switch as well when you look in the store there's a bunch of garbage mobile type games but they do have really good IPS only on Nintendo switch is best for Indie Games I do start judging people though when they pop out of switch like are you a
9:14 kid what's your judgment I'm just like what's wrong with you what about when someone pops on what about an iPhone though it's an iPhone no but I'm just like do you not have a PC do you not have an Xbox what do you mean they can't take that with them but you can't play Pikmin on the Xbox or PC no I know that but it's just it's just me being very uh ignorant just being like what is wrong with Jud that's all you got I think that works if you're in a social setting and they're just bringing out a switch randomly I guess that's what it is you know you're at you know I'm at a uh freaking public area freaking you bringing out a switch I'm like you just want to play games in the grass and environment like what's going on no that's fun great it's great for playing yeah airport play there's a basketball court right there you don't you seen someone with a PC at at Starbucks that ████ looks silly as hell yeah I'm just like you should go there to work not play games unless you don't have Wi-Fi which is fair how about just to drink coffee
10:05 yeah bring their whole set up you me giv like like the type of like Mom energy of like why aren't you watching this reality TV show with me instead of playing your games it's like everybody has their like degenerate media they like to which is fair because now at people at 40 and 50 they they really talk about playing games which is awesome also what are Xbox people playing except for the newest Call of Duty and FIFA games I don't have Xbox is still the same Halo's whack now you know what we should do is we should pull out a whole PC Gamer setup at Starbucks and do a lamb party oh that'd be sick see how long us they're going to ask us to get kicked out Wi-Fi is not even going to be good how did they ruin Halo Halo was like the sickest game ever yeah you would think it' be pretty easy to like they sold to a brand new company yeah oh is that what happened yeah they Bungie doesn't make it anymore it's some other company does Bungie even make games bung
10:55 just makes Destiny Bungie makes Destiny now oh ████ people love destiny people do but I don't know I don't know how that works it's just a great example of really successful thing get sold to another company that doesn't know what they're doing and the people who were great make something brand new and fresh and then all the fan base goes to that and then the old game that had the magic just Fizzles out the magic was also getting to sit next to your brother and like play the freaking game together and they took that out of the game can you not play co-op and the newest Halo Masters in the last two Halos you couldn't play co-op in the new ones what yeah yeah whack as like so many the whole thing that's what they that's the whole thing that's why we played Halo do people still play like only for the basement dwellers to play land par right exactly I feel like people don't play like that no more though as much well I
11:45 don't think they can cuz they took it out of the game I mean they took it out because of that because it's not a comic I've seen people hella people complaining about it though I think people do but the thing is like that type of gameplay style was more for like young families right and young families like proportionately don't exist like they used to right I think the stats really like I think they read stats and we're like we don't need this feature anymore yeah like sadly cuz everybody does play online anyway right well a lot of parents also go I don't want an iPad baby you know what I mean so that same concept probably goes for you know oh well I don't want an Xbox baby no well they don't want their kids playing games and all the time all the screens I think they're more worried about screens than consol for sure screens is crazy yeah they're not even worried about consoles anymore it's all iPads and ████ we don't want my kid on iPads that's like the one thing I don't like about how all school is going to
12:36 like pure digital and stuff is as somebody who's like worked on a computer so much just like you need to get away from computers we're going too further into computer life like we can't be like learning on computers and then working on computers and then having fun on computers and then like nothing's not on computers it's so exhausting I mean it it does make sense in terms of your future though like if you can't navigate electronics and programs it's like you're kind of it's a little bit weird the balance is strange yeah but so check this out would you would you pick would you hire a dude that knows how to do hella computers or ████ s█████ grammar what's the job I don't know whatever a job s█████ grammar s█████ computer skars or s█████ grammar it depends if it's what am I hiring him for yeah is the job deep sea welding I don't know uh uh police police work police
13:28 work police work you're you're the chief I feel like grammar matters a lot for a police officer be very educated to be a police officer like said they they could just chat GB should be very educated to be a police should should is the right word you have to have at least like a g if it's for like forensics probably really good with tech what if you hire the the the s█████ cop without uh any computer skills and he's just trying to figure out how to like call in the radio he's like I don't know any this ████ ████ works my grammar's good though yeah very eloquent how do I radio it he speaks so well how many people are like hired for police forces that do like just like super technical stuff behind the scenes in the offices like investigation regardless if you get hired you have to go into Patrol huh regardless if you get hired in the beginning I believe you have to go
14:18 Patrol you just have to do it you have to patrol to understand what it is and then you get sent to whatever you know you want the sad thing is like most ████ like grammar and tech knowledge is almost bass like it's not even like something you it's not something you a up your sleeve it's just that's your communication one of my clients I didn't know this is like a job or I didn't know this was a category but she works for a police department and she's a crime analyst and she's like I constantly have like four screens and she's like tracking license plates she's like looking for surveillance stuff and she's like cross referencing so it's like kind of the you see in the movies you're like oh ████ this is what you do for and that's all she does is just like tracking falls down getting digital footprints on people yeah that's the I feel like that's the future way of like being able to solve crime great grammar great computer skills as much fun as talking about grammar is and it
15:08 is can we I would like to talk about games as well what are your favorite grammar games that you maybe Beacon May Beacon 64 guess the vowel Scrabble hell it be practice test I've played a really good grammar game before it was like a platformer where you like conru words to like create the platforms and stuff holy ████ can I buy that game right now you know what was sick was typing of the Dead do you guys remember that I remember that of the Dead was sick yeah basically the typing class but as house of the dead that's right I forgot about those games better than just may Beacon or some ████ what do kids still like play the same types of games we did to learn typing or what is it like now I played maybe can teach typing there's nothing to it you think those games still exist I feel like if you can't by
15:59 high school they just don't let you in but like what the kids what games do the kids play nowadays to learn typing I wonder they play that one fortnite no typing in fortnite yeah WD yeah true yeah that's the only keys that matter wait didn't they ban phones now in high schools like you can't you can't bring your phone is everything you say not in the topic what happened where are we at he already had to Loop his back once it's okay man I don't know how we get hung up on grammar sorry you know good Lord like Nintendo like PlayStation like sh do you have a PlayStation sponsorship and you're just really trying to derail the Nintendo train right now like talking about Nintendo what are you trying to do to was here man they're about to take the PlayStation 2 top spot what's the biggest title for switch 2 that everybody's excited about besides Zelda
16:49 the newest Mario Kart was announced which we haven't got a new Mario Kart game in over 10 years been over a decade what do about it I don't love the new one the coolest thing about is that Anthony doesn't know the tracks already that is that's going to be big for me I mostly use my switch to play Nintendo 64 oddly enough the Virtual Console really nice is that what they're going to do too with the uh the switch 2 they're going to have more of those like old school ports cuz we talked about this too we've been seeing all those like they're not licensed by the actual like game manufacturers where you could buy these game boys with like thousands of old Amazon on yeah I wonder if like switch 2 is going to have do that on switch can you really they have like over a thousand games from NES Super Nintendo Game Boy Game Boy Advance and Nintendo 6 they don't have have though it stop to Nintendo 64 right now okay
17:40 but it's comparable like they'll have like different releases of like oh only classic fighting collection stuff like that cuz some of these like handhelds you could play like DS games you could play like Wii U games Steve's favorite NAD dogs for Colleen that's right off the charts and I and I just don't I can't find the angle and how they're ever going to stop like yeah it's just too hard that's so many IPS in one machine but Nintendo's usually really good at suing really good but they can't stop these guys cuz they're all from China they stop it yeah they can't stop it cuz one just pop up yeah there's too many of them and they make so much money like this ████ this thing's illegal oh ████ get trouble oh we should it's the kingas they did it we didn't do it we didn't I'm I'm excited personally for I think this is like fine here but if you put it in an arcade get oh you get smoke
18:31 SM Che you're supposed to is Agency for that yeah I think get to buy like licensed cabin what's the licensing for that yeah you're supposed to I've been a lot of bars that had straight you can get away with it for a long time they have coin op these things where you put like at a bar you put coins in and it just pulls up Mame so it's completely illegal but they just do it anyway like to keep a business alive you have to like sort of legislate the illegal side right or else everyone's just going to buy the illeg stuff and never go for the legit Market stuff do you play Fire Emblem I I'm about to beat Path of Radiance for the GameCube wow nice I'm on chapter like 25 one of the cool radi is great yeah let's talk about grammar well now we go let's talk about let's talk about police grammar yeah yeah yeah so good GG's
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