0:00 I knew where she went to hang out after she had dumped me right and so I go to like IO West you're gonna win her back weren't you so I just went there to like sit there and let her see that I was hurt oh man oh Jesus [Music] welcome to careful boys we are very careful boys oh ████ today what is a cringe moment that you would like to have back oh damn wait cringe moment as in something cringe happened to us or we did something cringy ████ that I said younger yeah oh yeah or yours completely confident that you know what the ████ you were talking about which what'd you do I remember I just had this recent
0:50 flashback when I was flying on my plane on the plane right and then I had this cringe moment when I was like ████ like 12 or 13 and I learned about the whole free love movement in the 60s right and then I was talking to a room full of Boomers well at the time um they were probably what in their 40s or something like that and I was just like man the world just needs to be like the 60s again where people are just giving free love to each other and they're like that was about sex and I was like huh I literally thought people were just like more loving like hugs free hugs free yeah and my cousins were all just cool like they were dying laughing because they didn't know that it was just about like just ████ no strings attached orgies like I didn't know any of that I was so embarrassed I was like that's not that embarrassing
1:42 them like how the world should be you know what I mean he's like I just think people need to love each other more so but really what he was saying is like people need to finger bang each other a little bit more that's Joe baby right and I'm like the world is a better place back then and I'm like I wasn't even born back then like what the ████ am I saying to a bunch of people that are actually living that that that lived in the era or whatever you know also at the table a little bit I went through a breakup right this is like probably the worst break I've ever went through because I was like I thought I was like deeply in love with this chick on stuff right and so we used to do improv together and all that kind of stuff and all the comedy stuff and I knew where she went to hang out after she had dumped me right and so I go to like IO West at the time because I knew she'd be there that night you're gonna
2:32 win her back weren't you nah this is worse oh ████ I just because like I've been with her for like two years or whatever so I just went there to like sit there and let her see that I was hurt oh man oh Jesus could you write poetry oh yeah you went to just be a spectator do you remember what you ordered did you order anything did you get like a drink it's all she's got a ████ virgin margarita buffalo buffalo wings the bar area in the lobby that thing is that bones Wings you got my bones yeah just where all the like you know where like there's interns working right yeah and then there's like the bar and then everyone's getting pbr's yeah I'm like in the opposite corner in one of the stools oh yeah
3:23 staring at this ████ ████ across the room right and like so she's like chopping it up with like whatever improv dudes like every ████ improv do with the messenger bag is around her right oh man and then I'm just there like ████ ████ hurt sat there hurt awful every time I think about it I shudder what do you think at your mind at that stage what was like the desired outcome I didn't I just thought that I know I like this vulnerability but it's hilarious heartbreak makes you do crazy ████ ████ I was in a Vortex of like ████ pain right I was just like this is my chick right I was like I'm gonna marry this ████ yeah
4:14 and then yeah she dumps me and then like I was like she doesn't know I'm hurt what if she doesn't know what did she say to you when she dumped you do you think that has something to do with it like you should never ████ even look at me again and then he's like you know what I'm gonna do look at him you're at the other end of the bar in the stairs no um no it was just like you know hey I'm you know I don't remember honestly it was it was such a ████ weird moment but yes she dumps me she's like Hey we're done and I'm like whoa it's crazy like I lived with her and all this stuff like we moved to LA together and like whoa It's that one yeah that was a lot there's a lot of life things a lot of life things we had I mean she had me and her done improv together in San Diego moved to LA together like it was like a whole we're like ████ like intertwined and stuff and so
5:06 yeah I was just so hurt that I wanted her to see that I was hurt because I thought that she didn't know that I was hurt and that if she saw me she would know that because we always had a good relationship like that and I thought oh and then she'll know and then she'll be good like the almost ████ cringy early 20s ████ you could ever do because in your mind you were thinking oh she'll realize it goes you know what I do love him exactly and what happened after she saw you at the bar so she makes eye contact with you and she's like honestly I'll never forget it burned into my ████ corneas she was just kind of like this oh why yeah like what the ████ are you doing it's funny too because that place is not very big he's not that far away he like hit her with a spitball yeah she's like orbs like the way thankfully
5:56 it wasn't like 5 15 and there's just me and her and like four people there happy hour two for one it was at least crowded but my God I'm the tallest guy in the room [Laughter] see her she her she can see me from a cringy like you guys were gonna chat and then she's gonna realize well if I can if I can get a little cocky for a second yeah baby please do that ████ what I thought was gonna happen is what ended up happening three months later who got the last laugh systematic Revenge is what I deployed to then that's kind of your mood that's a Steve Green brand that is my it's my Flex what I do I mean look look at the chains bro the reviews are red no so I ended up I
6:49 started going out with this like chick who was like a model and then my ex was like what the ████ like oh ████ he's not hung up on me still because I was hung up on her for a while and she knew and she comes she loves it she kind of like that but like in that moment when she's going like that to me she didn't love it right but then once I like was starting to just rebuild myself and do better dude yeah do better right then she was all like jealous as ████ about it and she was like oh yeah you moved on pretty quick wow she's really she's really pretty and all this funny you moved on pretty quick she was Ella yeah was she going on any dates that you were aware of I'm sure but no one that not with this chick so then yeah I was then but then this chick with this new chick wouldn't like do blowies and so I was kind of like nah cool with that
7:43 that is the biggest struggle a guy could ever have what if she's like an oral model too yeah and she's like a teeth mom and she's so pretty you only have to see that smile you know she's she's that pretty you just want to see that mouth stuff filled up to the brim oh you guys are gonna end my career it's just funny you imagine you acting like this because it's so not your character you're such a sweet sweet boy like you just would sock dudes like this hey I'm gonna say something that's like for real honestly this is the best therapy you guys make me laugh so ████ and you never know if it's real or not let's just go home just yeah it's up to your imagination
8:33 so that leads to but this leads into my next cringiest moment so my ex is like gunning hard at me showing up through my door in French made costumes and ████ not kidding whoa like offering like every amount an angle of blow sex you could ever imagine seriously yeah dude seriously swear to God in my life I know you didn't get to do anal but check it out here's the proposition this roller coaster ride so then huh 80 Steve at it again yeah so then once I have the ex back she's like you need to tell the new chick to know no more go away no more right you need to tell the new chick the model chick yeah and so then I I had she had she made me
9:25 write this email that was like ████ up oh this is Classic this is classic I've seen this scenario happened multiple times where one girl tells the guy you need to tell her and then the email comes it depends what you know how your age this is weird this stuff is cheap he knows this isn't mysterious this is just cringy no your face is like but it's just weird that he did these things like BJ's yes it's just like if we're gonna proceed you gotta like let the noon you gotta let her go or whatever yeah and then yeah I I wrote like this ████ thing I was like it's all fake it wasn't real and all ████ today's video is brought to you by Sunday Springtime is finally here and look everything's blooming everything's nice if only there was something that can help me with lawn care because you know it gets super expensive when I have to
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11:59 do you want the views sell yourself to the devil baby I want to say that's against it again no I don't know I don't know I don't know if yeah I I trust me it's cringy enough you don't have to read we'll pay you for it yeah but yeah check our patreon patreon yeah and how did she respond to that email I hadn't heard from her ever since oh no do you feel like ever apologizing oh that is the one person where I'd be like yo I'm so sorry I was a ████ mess and you didn't give BJs sorry not sorry I mean you could have made my choice real easy holy crap remember Kazumi said that there are some girls that are so hot they don't have to give head oh is that a thing you know what there you know what I call them single okay true
12:51 the conversation is a good code because on the flip side you do male you say a guy who's like oh I don't eat puss dude like DJ Khaled I'm like I don't be like DJ Kelly yeah yeah like ████ Andrew Tate right he sees he says it too does he not eat plus he just says randomly he's single he's not he's not wifed up dude see prove her Point Andrew Tate he says he doesn't need push guess what I don't know anything about him I'm so glad Anthony wasn't here so I could share all this don't just sees judgment yeah he'd be mad at you he'd be judging me yeah yeah yeah because he if we ask Anthony that's a major story man I have one that's not really like cringy like I think about it a lot and I just like feel really bad about it like I feel terrible to this day it was uh something I used to train with well I still train with him he's still a good friend but like I blew out
13:41 his knee and it's like I think about it all the time like when I'm showering way to Humble brag no no but it was like it was like such a dick move like what kind of move was it that it was like it was something kick them in The Shins no no it's like in Jiu Jitsu like if someone takes your back right or they're doing a little backpack and they cross their feet in front and then you cross your feet on top of it oh and and then oh no yeah and this is like at a time when I was like really young I was like ████ just trying to compete and like I was like yeah bro like let's go get it and I ████ I like I popped his knee bro and it's like oh no and he's still like had he he like jokes about it with me and like ribs me about it but I'm like bro like I feel so ████ bad that I ever did that because he still has issues like a
14:31 little bit he's like any he downplays it but I'm sure it's probably way worse but it's like I'll be in the shower like dude this is what it gets me like I'll just be shower right after and I'll just think about it and I'll be like oh like I'll taste dude I'll pace around I'll get hot like my Palms are getting sweaty thinking about it and anytime you bring her you're thinking about popping a dude's knee or something else when I drove mine I'm just wondering when he was straddling behind him yeah all the blood rushes to my crotch and then like I think about his knee dude I do that too in the shower I just ████ reminisce about all the cringy ████ sometimes it just flashes in sometimes I'm like oh that's When You're vulnerable wouldn't you just chilling I got another one this is more like there was in high school that my friends were trying to set me up with and like we were like talking I was like oh she's cute hook up whatever like hang out and
15:22 then the girl that was the mutual friend was like hey I got an idea and we're like Junior like you know like sophomores or something like that she was like hey come to the house or watch scary movies right and then she'll be you know like she don't wanna like oh my God classic yeah I need a man yeah yeah I'm scared so and I was like oh dude I got that ████ easy your boy doesn't really like scary oh bro oh that's a good one the original gory stuff scary stuff I don't really have that much of a problem but like gory stuff I can't do it bro if you don't want to play a game I'm not down to play a game it was like saw four and ████ so you know by the time they hit saw four it was like they were top factor and I'm like bro this guy was
16:12 like hooked up yeah anyway so we started watching the movie and like I couldn't bro I couldn't I was like nah I'm good bro oh I left I left you completely come on man did you say why did you say why nope I was like I don't want to watch this movie I was honest I don't want to watch this ████ movie bro I'm out of here and I went home I don't regret it at all what'd you do when you went home you played Zelda I was like you know what's funny I at the time I was like I'm in the rain like I'm totally in the right it wasn't a couple like years later where I was like that was the biggest ████ I'm going home yeah yeah so I think and I recently thought about this and I was like damn that is really embarrassing let's do a song Marathon ah dude ████ come on let's do it man no I'm not gonna watch that movie dude I don't want to watch that movie either I'm not into it
17:02 dude it makes me suck well if I do a scary movie you're not gonna watch it I'll watch it if you're in it while he's doing this the whole time I'm gonna be in saw 15. I honestly just think I'm too ████ stupid to watch stuff like that because I know it's totally ████ and like they're using fake meat and all this stuff yeah but I still fall for it immediately and it's still PTSD in my brain it sucked in yeah yeah yeah it's funny yeah fake meat yeah what is this fake chicken burger seed oils and ████ Beyond blood scares the ████ you know there's like 50 people behind the camera but it feels so intimate and small yeah exactly I know they got candy ████ eyeballs and ████ but I'm like oh my God that's a reliable and ████ immediately it's a great bro production blood I see the titles and I'm like it's a movie and
17:53 then I'm sucked in right after that that's good man can't do it no I'm out I like that so it's just me and Steve yeah Steve yeah what about you guys I can't think of a like memorable cringy moment though like it's cringy you know as what we said yeah because like my stuff is just like high school ████ it's like you do dumb ████ you know like you talk to girls get rejected whatever it's like okay but is that really cringy though yeah I had like when I was in sixth grade uh like we had the you know the computers were just hitting like all the classrooms all this stuff so everyone had like their user ID and password and I remember my boy was like oh yo made this your password so he tells me this I was like all right yeah funny word one day I get locked out of the system
18:44 and it's like reset your password had to go tell the teacher blah blah they're like what's your password and I'm like my password is dildo I'm in sixth grade I had no idea what a dildo no clue because my boy was just like to go make a dildo yeah like literally that was like I had no ████ clue no clue because it sounds funny yeah it just sounded I was like dude it's funny and I was just I just like yeah nothing like I said uh like you know cheese yeah you know like I was like yeah it's a dildo and he was just like what is it I'll never forget I'll never forget Mr Perry my computer teacher I was like dildo and then I said it louder because like I thought he didn't hear them he went you know sometimes people say
19:36 things and they don't know and they don't know what they mean yeah this is one of those moments all he knew he knew that I didn't know because he had no embarrassment nobody pulling out of the table he's like we're like yeah big glasses braces and I'm like my password is dildo and they're ripped for his pleasure he's like he's like he's like he's like what's your email you're like anal beads out of my ass and so what I thought was more funny was that the fact that he didn't have the balls to tell me what it was like just be like hey just so you know he probably doesn't want to be the one to tell you like how do you explain that to us no no so all he did was because I couldn't can't look it up at school because it's blocked right he's like go out because he asked me why did
20:26 I do that and I was like oh my friend told me yeah and then he goes go ask your friend what that is what which I thought was a smooth wave yeah that's fair because then he knows like oh my friend duped me and he doesn't get in trouble talking about the stupid ████ with me because I was a kid yeah that's nice of him my friend told me yeah I was like exactly that's a double-sided never forget but that's just like kid ████ growing up like you're just an innocent idiot kid I mean it is funny just say it cold yeah just cold I was just like get dildo there's one that like everyone always makes fun of me about and it is pretty cringy but um when I was on so you think you could dance season one 2005. uh I you have to go through this Gauntlet of
21:16 different classes from different instructors that uh they make you do all different styles you could do Ballroom you could do contemporary hip-hop and then it's kind of the object of the show back then was to like fish out of water thing to watch you like suffer in these different styles you don't do and then when I had to do the Contemporary one which is sort of like ballet-ish at least to me at the time um the teacher was like all right I'm just gonna put on the song and I just want you to Freestyle in your own style and she put on this slow like emotional thing and then so I just started I started breaking like doing what I do but then trying to flow it and make get all like beautiful and I was like really like feeling it and ████ and then huh that you know everyone got all like emotional and ████ and then at the end of the thing this is all like it made the cut too on TV and then she's like
22:06 she uh she comes over and just like hugs me and I was like in the moment and I just remember like I ████ never want to watch this clip because it's so embarrassing but like I I like looked at her or something and I was like out of breath and I'm like I've never danced like that to me literally wait was it Mia Michaels who was it it wasn't me and Michael yeah that's hilarious and she like loved it and she was like kind of her tense like I never danced like this is like the number one contemporary choreographer she's won 19 Emmys in a row yeah and then she's like I never danced like that before she was like so like into it and it made me like it made my head like blow up and it was in the moment if I did hey man you were vulnerable baby yeah it was but then I sound so gay when I said that
22:56 but like you're an artist what you thought was that real though was that real what you felt I can't believe I just inspired the world I mean I'm glad I didn't do you know how many break dances are now in their basement with cardboard boxes trying to do like arabesques it's on did you mean that when you said that at the time yeah because I really never have but I didn't I didn't know that I sounded like that yeah yeah yeah yeah you discovered a new side of you I thought still sounded cool and I bet the music that they added wasn't flattering at all either I mean it's it's like there's like it actually is like okay but like it's just but your boys oh dude all my friends but you're like I was on TV and you're not to this day even if we're like eating and someone gets a sandwich you're like I've never tasted cheese like it's like a ████ thing I'm like
23:47 that's a good one every time that's another one of this Arsenal dude laughs foreign
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