0:00 [Music] a woman claims using semen on the face is the secret to glowing skin that's not true that's true very true is that true speak on the experience how do you think this ████ look those are pretty the little sperms get into the pores and then tighten things up yep that's actually what happens that's the bar told me when we first got together my skin was gonna look really good and then we did it like all the time and then it didn't change my skin at all what are you talking about you look young you look so good it doesn't happen overnight long-term thing dude no it didn't work i started breaking out a lot no you gotta do it like 10 15 years like yeah 10 15 years cycles of 10 15 years that's minimal minimum i don't see a difference it just made my skin we see the difference we see the difference so this girl kelly zolansky was first tempted to try using
0:52 bodily fluid after she saw a video online which claimed to contain all kinds of nutrients and protein that are good for the skin so to get our hand to get her hands on some she who is single texted her male palette asking if you would help out what it looks like i agreed to obviously before depositing some in a tub in her bathroom oh you got to put in the mouth first that's how it there's enzymes in the mouth salivary enzymes after the activator and then the girl goes like this and then puts it on like um if i asked you guys as homies right we're home we've known each other for ████ years well that's not you so much i still don't really trust you or not well i'm the new geo everyone calls me the new geo okay no i trust them really still metro and i hit you up and i'm like hey man like i heard this thing online like it's i want my skin i'm having shoes can you guys just bust and like can i just
1:43 put it on hey man can i get c man yeah and would you like and bartenders i'm single i mean you can't answer obviously because you would probably let me know but no if i had a chick and i was single i'm gonna check friend ████ yeah i'm like no you wouldn't i would put it in your mouth though cause it has to activate the enzyme you're not gonna you're not gonna waste it you know i mean it's a good product because bart's very understanding of the science he's like he's a good guy it doesn't work unless it's in the mouth first he's a good guy yeah he's looking the salivary enzyme it's like a covet test we have to put it in that thing first and you got to mix up the solution the question is do you do you want it to work or not that's what it is well that's not how i heard it works okay so no we won't do that but will you guys give me your semen no questions asked i would also have to be single to consider it no if i would first be like i would first be like is our um is this a shady friend because no she's gonna do oh you yeah i'd just be like ████ it no
2:34 questions asked all friends all friends all friends no guys too if you ████ ask me yo can i have some ████ i'm like i've been waiting for this moment everybody i could deliver this to you today it's already sealed but brandon's gotta apply it to your face you guys know brandon's gotta ████ come on his gloves and punch him the barbell ones would you would you would you give your semen or not if a homegirl you're single and a homegirl asked for some i feel like nah i wouldn't cause i feel like what if she's trying to get pregnant or something that's a trap that's right that's how you should be a pro athlete that's a pro athlete but that's what i was thinking but he's a pro athlete it's different yeah they got different he has premium ████ i have waste will come his is worth what he has to watch out yeah my dna is gonna have a kid that like tells jokes you
3:24 know it's not gonna go very high in ████ athletics my dna is ████ adhd ████ eczema ████ insanity like that's why i'm like it's not pristine if if we were in a ████ bank you know his is gonna cost a lot of money this is the top shelf yeah right undefeated fighter physically fit yeah you got undefeated moisturizer mine's the ████ 99 cent store dude likes and his is like ████ hermes so it's different yeah how does that make you feel man hearing that does it make you feel good are you like flattered or are you like freaked out i'm like [Music] that's whatever best that's the homie right there i love that i don't know what the ████ this is he's unrockable that's a really great opinion about come you never had to use like uh come categorization conversations with your friends and stuff oh come on what kind
4:14 of friends you can you keep around palm springs is weird they don't talk about that coachella values are nuts bro they're wild out there huh that was too dry it's super sus i think it's supersized if anybody was like hey can i get your ████ yeah like what the ████ that's why she said her scenario is like a close it would bother me that like you're falling for something so dumb i would be like freaked out by that i'd be like dude you're ████ scary stupid i mean i was i was curious about titty milk i was so curious about titty milk right you didn't ask me for anything i know because i want to drink your ████ disgusting titty milk but all i'm saying is pre-workout wait what do you mean you were curious about tedious because there was where everyone was drinking it yeah but well we've already done that in life before do you remember the taste yeah do you but as an adult all the all the multivitamins in there i
5:05 was curious about like ████ the nutrients the taste all that ████ yeah but drinking somebody's titty milk is like sucking on my homies ████ it's someone else's body i okay brandon what do you think about that what's your take on that like whatever no comment well this girl kelly mixes the semen with some moisturizer because it goes flaky as it dries 26 year olds a lot of ████ goes flaky it has to become she said it's a cheap homemade alternative to expensive brands i keep it in a jar in the fridge i live alone so no one will need to see it when they're making breakfast she's like i don't want anybody but i'm going to talk about it publicly is there a picture is there a picture of her face actually with proven perfect skin better phenomenal it's not better than curology i'll tell you that she has great skin yes actually she sold me i'm
5:56 gonna start busting on my face all right let's go give me some cup dude you got plenty of come from this guy don't say dudes no but his needs to be activated with enzymes in this life yeah his head comes with too many rules the tongue will suck his own dick he's just two-step it's too much trouble no you gotta activate it he just keeps saying that over and over again no i gotta be crazy she sold me yeah her face is nice she said um she said he came over used my bathroom i gave him a jar to put in i put it on my face let it dry then wash it off i mixed it with moisturizer because it had a weird smell he's not the healthiest person oh god why does she have to why is she putting him on the glass he did her a favor why does she just breathe out of her mouth s█████ huh but also though she can't research if this is true or not i'm sure there's some data out there
6:46 that's i mean people believe in a lot of dumb ████ then she said the question she shared this video about her unusual beauty regime on tick tock where it's picked up more than 3 million views she said everybody knows i'm kind of a crazy person so me asking for that isn't really a surprise but when i posted on tick tock i posted it late at night the next thing my brother sent me a screenshot of my face and said somebody just sent this to the group chat i'm in for work yo see that's why you don't know what's going on see man and she has an ice cream though she really does so do a lot of people that never put ████ on their face do i have nice kid but you've put ████ on your face for 15 years right oh ████ good point but what did she look like before the comp that's true you gotta she's starting off as a great you know skin already now imagine she had like really ████ up skin that's what you need yeah you need a you need a rescue you can't do like consistent good looking skin you
7:37 got to be someone with ████ up pizza face yeah yeah yeah i like before and after it's like weight loss things like no one cares if you look good your whole life she's not inspirational nobody gives a ████ dude she said she called her friend said listen i might need some more there wasn't that much but when i mixed it with the stuff there was enough for two days that's it two days every two three days this guy's gotta bust enough for her to get her moisturizer in her bathtub yeah what a good relationship in a weird way you guys ever saved your ████ before definitely not dude it's so casual like neither now i'm thinking about it i'm thinking about it you've come before have you really or not no i never i i'm curious now i'm curious how many uh loads i can fill i actually yeah i'm actually curious too because oh you know i get bloody noses you guys are best friends yeah high school i said like blade knows so much one time i was like man ████ this ████ i wonder how much i could ████ and how much blood i can have so i
8:28 was just watching like fast and furious with the with the solo cup right here just watching just not not plugging it up yeah single single crochet it got up to like here you have one before i started before you had to go to the blood drive before you woke up in the emergency room you're like no i'm here to get blood no this is a donation station sir oh here take this put it back dude hey i got some blood to give why are you in a solo cup [Music]
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