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0:00 This This ████ is trying to ████ chant Buddhist ████ to my baby. >> Right before we started filming, you literally were chanting "9/11's not real. 9/11's not real." >> Welcome to Careful Boys, a very special episode. We got Anthony's baby. >> Yay, baby. >> Held by the Nina. Oh wait, sorry. I don't want to be too loud and scare her. >> Oh yeah. >> No, dude. Be loud. It's normal hours. >> She'll be okay. >> Baby Lana. >> How old is the baby again? >> 10 weeks. >> Do we also got Nina on here, which is a first for all time. >> How many weeks old are you? >> Um 592. >> This is the only way that Nina could be here. Like the baby has to be here and also for me, too. Because if it was just Nina, no baby, I'd be really sweating.

0:51 >> What if it was just Nina and no Anthony, either? >> ████ you guys. Cuz they'll still start asking the real questions. What did you mean by this in this video? >> I still watch. I still watch. >> From time to time. >> don't dare you. It's weird to have you here for the first four, cuz I heard you click off. >> Stop. >> watch the first 3 minutes and then you watch the next one. >> I go to 10. >> He says that we can start getting crazy after 10, cuz then you're gone. >> No, I don't. >> She's kind of like, you know, like selective hearing. She's like selective video watching. If anything in the title or something like that frames it in which it might like mention her, then she's for sure like a ████ hawk. >> Sometimes I I I tune in if the topic's interesting, though. So. >> On the rare occasion. Her mom probably watches more than her, to be honest. And now her dad does, too. And now I'm scared. >> All right. >> Well, they're going to watch this episode. >> Oh, for sure. And then that probably

1:41 means they're going to watch more, and that probably means I'm going to be more screwed. >> Yeah, cuz we'll be like, "What is he talking about? What episodes?" >> They're going to go >> Let's talk some baby talk. What are some things that you guys um You don't want to talk baby talk? >> No, no, no. Yeah, yeah. >> Yeah, you sounded like a Today Show host. >> So, let's get down to some baby talk. >> We don't have this baby for very long, so I'm like, why waste time? >> point. >> Or let's let's banter for another 2 minutes before we talk about baby stuff. >> Please god, no. >> What are some things that you guys um I guess learn after having a baby that you guys weren't expecting? >> Dang. I mean, everything was new, so I mean, everything we learned. I don't like the schedule, the the sleeping, how to feed her, how to change her. >> Cuz Anthony came in going, "I made a big mistake." Well, how did you FEEL ABOUT

2:32 IT? >> NO, I >> YOU DIDN'T WATCH PAST 10. SEE, that's why you got to watch Past 10. Which one of you guys changes more diapers? >> Mhm, I upon her off to him when he's here. Yeah. Cuz I do all everything else. >> Wait, you do everything else? >> Yeah. >> What do you do? >> Help her sleep. >> Yeah. >> This wasn't the plan. We talked about the plan. >> You said I could roast you. >> Okay, okay. >> My buddy does two diapers a week and he was hyped on it. >> Two a week? >> That's about that. Yeah, my buddy Mormon, two diapers a week. >> It's because he's ████ >> He has autism or something. >> Sometimes you can do two in a ████ 30 minutes. >> 10 seconds. >> Anthony told us that she's like now putting her like hands in her mouth and doing like optional activities instead

3:23 of all the instinctive. >> Yes, she's learning about her hands, so she's eating them. She's like watching us more. This morning I was like dancing and she was like tracking me and she was like actually like interested in me cuz before she just like stare out into space and you don't know what the hell she's thinking about, but she's like processing things now, so it's a lot more fun. >> How long have you been doing pole dancing? >> Me or her? >> So dumb. Don't her. >> You haven't started. >> I mean, it is like a duh, but uh you don't you don't really know until you experience it like how like a new baby in a family is just like a magnet. So, everybody suddenly like the whole like center of the family's universe becomes that new baby. >> Oh, yeah. >> Do you feel overshadowed and all the attention's taken away from you? >> It's nice. It's great because I get so much attention all the time.

4:16 >> It's a nice change. >> No, no, it's it's great, you know, because like now obviously us being the only family for both of our immediate families that's in Vegas in a different state, which is still visitable. It's like not hard to get to, but it's just we're the ones that are farther away. Now everybody's making trips and then when people make trips, it's like they have to stay over. So, like the the energy, the the experience is just so like it's so concentrated. So, it feels very like it's just ████ nice. >> Do you like it like where it's like it feels like there's way more family around now now and more festive? >> I think when they come one at a time. >> Yeah, yeah. For sure. >> Cuz then you end up having to take care of them and the baby, Yeah. >> And then you're like, "Are you guys doing okay? Are you bored? Do you want to watch something?" It's like all that stuff. >> The the hosting your family to help you out is is something that I'm sure that we'll get over though. The harder she, you know, becomes or the more tired that we are and stuff, uh

5:06 I'm sure. Oh, and also they'll they'll learn like they have to like learn what it is to be in our environment and like her preferences or, you know, her needs and stuff like that. So, everything's kind of a learning experience. >> Are any of your parents like more traditional roles or not? >> Um >> Like >> Like for example, like uh when we had our baby, Jill's mom came and when she would come and help. And then when I go and change the diaper, she's like, "Oh, no, no, no, you can't do that." And I was like, "B████, you hear that s███?" Don't be making change the diaper. And but then obviously I change the diaper, but >> It's definitely not strict professional, but it's ████ hilarious watching her parents. We made both her parents change her diaper. I wasn't there for her mom, but her dad is it's hilarious. Like, how did you even raise a kid? >> Yeah. >> Cuz he's like >> Like the first time doing it type of

5:56 >> Well, just looks like like this is this is like a toy that you're trying to read instructions for. >> Why do I picture all of your dads to being like smoking a cigarette old school Asian dad style just trying to figure it all and he's trying to help, but he doesn't >> My dad if I'm trying to make my dad change a diaper, I'm like, "Dad, change the diaper." He's like, >> Oh, so he's not doing it. >> Yeah, he's not doing it. >> But he could tie every knot in the world. >> Yeah, he can, for sure. >> I'm sure he could if I really wanted him to, but he'd be like, "Huh, no, yeah, it's okay." >> Hey, well, you do you do it. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, my dad would hold Taika like a baby like good. And that was like enough. >> Yeah, and it's just it's it's a weird reflection on like, how the ████ did you raise me? >> Like that probably. That's why there's no love. >> Yeah. You're like, "Damn, that's Which is great though because it sets

6:46 the bar so low that like you even just looking at your daughter and be like, "Woo." You're like, "Damn, I just did more than my dad." I'm already there. >> Yeah, you probably feel like you're doing a lot. >> Yeah. I would assume am I doing a lot? I don't know, dude. I don't even >> Yeah, you do. You do. >> How do you rate his dadding out of 10? >> Yeah, let's hear from Nita. >> What's like what would you say a 10 is? >> 10 is like a gay man. >> Papa. >> Pretend like he's not here, too. >> Yeah, what is a 10? Do Do any of us even know what a 10 is? >> 10 is a gunkle. >> I don't think I've ever witnessed a 10. >> Nobody should ever say 10 when they're rating anything. >> So, 11 would be he's straight lactating. And he's breastfeeding, too. So, 11's almost So, 11's almost unachievable, but So, 10 is right >> is like a sister wife. 10 is like a gunkle. And then nine is like a really involved simp husband. And then eight >> So, I'm already at like four then. What

7:36 the hell is this ████ >> Are you talking just in in terms of like labor with Lana? >> Of course. >> I don't know. I mean, it's not like he's like he can tick tock her about the birds and the bees or anything. >> Or how about the rating and how you're how you feel supported? >> Oh, that's a loaded question. Well, if I feel support with well, if that's like the criteria, like a nine. In terms of what he does with her, maybe like a five. >> What's keeping him from being a 9.5 on being supportive? >> He's a man. >> Well, he's just gone. >> Oh, he's dancing around all the >> Well, he has to make the money. >> Yeah. Got to bring >> Got to bring the bread. >> Too busy watching people dance. >> What about the the the five part where you feel like what he's doing? You feel like he could do more? >> Yeah. >> I think a five says that. At least when he leaves, he gets food poisoning. >> Twice. >> nice, you know, compromise.

8:27 >> Yeah, at least I'm not having a good time when I'm out. He doesn't get to have too much fun. >> Yeah. >> That part's that part's the ████ part. >> Or that's the gaslight. >> I have a question for the for the lady in the rooms. Um so, Hannah told me that in the first like year or two, her mom's probably going to be way more useful than me. And then she goes, I think that's true for most women. Their moms being around is probably going to be way more useful than their husband. What do you think? >> I think it depends. I mean, I love my mom, but she's older, so she can't like move around as well. But it like the younger grandmas, for sure. I can understand that. But I mean, my mom came like this last weekend when aunt was gone, and she was helpful, but it she took care of me more than than she took care of like Lana. So, she like fed me. She just spent time with me. And it's sweet too to see her

9:18 like bond with her, especially since we're not in LA, so. >> That's what I hear. I hear the the main help part. It's not so much cuz I think when you build a family, you want to build a family. You don't want somebody else to build your family. So, what you actually need help with is let me and my husband build our family, but I need help with my stuff. So, if you can clean around the house, do the laundry, that you do the house stuff, but at least me and my husband could still build this family versus a lesbian ancestral couple. >> Okay. >> Uh building the family with the >> Most likely to divorce. >> Yeah, yeah. >> So, what was the most helpful thing that uh Gio's mom did then? >> That was That was it. >> Cuz your mom just be burning incense and stuff, huh? >> She's a nuisance. She comes, tries to put her ████ morals on me and on Taika. >> She tries to feed them lettuce and ████ >> This This ████ is trying to ████ chant Buddhist ████ to my baby.

10:08 >> It's like, "Ah me to fo. Ah me to >> Right before we started filming, you literally were chanting to her, "9/11's not real. 9/11's not real." >> It runs in my DNA. I can't help it. >> We didn't want to break the chain if you were doing that already. >> Yeah, but yeah, she would do all that and then the most helpful, honestly, is when she can be like, "Hey, we'll watch the baby." And then me and Gio just go take a quick nap real quick. That's ████ cuz you're so tired. You're so ████ Are you guys tired? Like, all the time? >> Actually, not really. >> I was tired all ████ time. >> Not yet. Not yet. >> Not yet. >> Does she sleep through the night and everything? She doesn't wake you guys up like 20 times? >> She wakes me up. >> How you How you not tired then? >> Cuz we just sleep in right now cuz I'm on maternity leave. But once I start going back to work, it's going to be different. >> Also, it's funny cuz I'm not feeling well right now, so she made me sleep in

10:58 the downstairs uh guest room. And then I I get up and then first thing she says is she's like, "Dude, she like really slept through the night. She got some rest." I'm like, "Oh, man. I think it's me that's the problem." >> What's the variable? Are you going to raise her more culturally Filipino or surround her with Buddhas and stuff? >> And gambling. >> Gambling. >> And And Hennessy. >> I think this is a really good conversation because now at like when it comes to like Chinese, Vietnamese, or Filipino, at the end of the day, the whole point is picking your favorite parts only, right? >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's true. You get to pick all the best parts. >> Yeah, and then and then just pushing out the rest. >> Yeah. So I think it'll just be that. I think that Chinese Vietnamese food is better in general. I don't know. I do think in general it's better than Filipino food. I will say that. >> Hey Nina, at the 11 at the 11:37 mark,

11:49 this is usually when we answer the fans question. And the fans, what they really want to know is with the baby and this is to help them, what's the strategy of putting the baby aside to sneak in some >> The fans, yeah, they want to know, right? They want to know. >> I think that's a question Anthony needs to answer. >> User user unknown answer. Who has submitted that question? >> Anthony submitted it. It's Anthony Ree. 541 >> I mean, you just put like an eye mask on her or something? >> Honestly, like if at this at this age when you just know that she doesn't know a lot of stuff, you're just it's like the pets in the room. You just go, you know? >> Put her in the kitty tree? >> It's only when they're like it seems like there's a a conscious in there that sees something that's weird, then you're like, maybe this should maybe this would

12:40 be an issue. >> They go, "Oh, you're wrestling? I want to wrestle, too." >> First words is a whole sentence. >> But you know, I I do think I do think for the fans, you know, we should continue working on those techniques. >> What's your what's your prediction if you like let's say it's a Kelce bet, what's her first word going to be? >> Right there. >> Mama. >> Mama? >> For sure it's going to be mama. >> Oh yeah, you think it's going to be mama? >> Yeah, dude. She she just gets more reps in there, you know? The amount of times that she's like whispering to her like say mama, mama. >> Oh, you've been trying to like get her to say >> Also like I like I'll be gone for a trip and I'm coming back and being like, "Can you say papa?" Just feels so selfish. So like the first thing I'm like, "Can you say mama?" >> Kidz Jam Republic. >> What the ████ >> How do you know that? >> Kid. Kid.

13:31 >> That's her first word. >> Kiss. >> Yeah, I mean, you know, uh >> Street wear. >> I think the important question is that Bart, weren't there more important fan questions that came in? >> Mhm. Mhm. Um this just in. What what helps you guys get into the mood more? >> This is baby. >> So interested in this. >> What turns Nina on? >> What Yeah, yeah. When there's a baby what what what >> And people in your position, especially guys that are uh 6 ft Chinese Vietnamese, how can they get more into that the correct position? >> of our fans have been asking because they really want to know and figure it out and really just unlock this. >> Cuz they want another one. They want another baby. >> Uh yeah. >> Or is it one of those if the five turns into a seven, then it's a little bit

14:21 more? >> I think at this point, yeah. >> So how does one turn a five into a seven? What hypothetical >> put Lana to sleep a few times. >> Huh? >> You got to put her to sleep a few times. Help her out. >> killed it yesterday. And we're speaking hypothetically for unknown use of 521. >> Is she hard to put to sleep? >> She just requires a lot of rocking. >> Yeah, Taika took forever. Like literally like an hour sometimes. >> Yeah, damn. Oh, you got something to say? What you going to say? >> DADA'S HORNY. WHAT? I WANT SIBLING. >> I WANT SIBLING. >> WHY YOU MAKE IT SO FOGGY? >> STEVE, DON'T YOU HAVE any questions for Lana since you're usually so curious about her and her maturity? >> Questions for Lana? >> Yeah, absolutely. >> We're almost out of time.

15:13 >> Hey, you're getting fussy. Yeah. >> Hey. Papa. I'll have a couple questions. Starts crying. That's her trigger word. Hot pot. Pop lot. Hot pot. That's even better for sword. >> Hi, Dlow.

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