0:00 You guys should all rate penises. I think it's easy money. will do it. Yeah, let's do it. You know what? I'm sick of living this beautiful life. you three, I'll Oh, is that recording? I'm so rich. You'll never I have ████ you money. Welcome back everybody to another influence episode of Careful Boys. Today we're here with Above the Influence. Hey. Four shots in, thank you. Come on. Uh we're just going to free fire this one. Uh feel free to fire any questions towards this group. Oh, little flippy flip. Oh, I have a question. Um would you for the guys, would you guys rather that your girlfriend or wife get 10% hotter, but then her personality gets 10% worse? Or Feel like 10% Make it more dramatic.
0:50 Yeah, dramatic. But I feel like at your 10% hotter At your guys' age, the looks have left both of you, no? Yeah. Like we're all about We're washed. We're about Sir. All of our all of our wives are just My wife just ████ aged out, bro. Their wives are crazy. Their girlfriends and wives are so crazy. I'm glad to be back. We lost it, yo. Oh god. Aren't you with ████ grandmas and ████ 10% hotter? No, let's make it more 30 30 10% hotter hotter or what? Like 30% All right, it's 50% hotter, but then what about the personality? Like it's 50% uh Duh. I feel like that's the that's easy cuz then people would choose the person like they want a good like 20% hotter and then her personality gets 20% worse. Your girlfriend's the hottest in the world or she but she has a dick.
1:42 Okay. I want the dick. My brother. Come on, dog. And she could be ugly, too. I can't But what's the other what's the Wait, what's the other one? Or she No, no, or she just stays where she I like this. Really test our shallowness. It's like uh for every percent uglier she gets, it's like we get like $100,000 in our bank account. Oh, that's a good one. Yeah, that's good. So like she's like 10% uglier, but you got like a million dollars in your bank account. Okay, okay, going around, what what would you guys say? 10% is not that much. That's max only $10 million. Barely noticeable. You don't even notice if she gets a haircut. So like 10% He's like, so I can only max out at 10 million. She's busted. You're like, that's not bad. Those ratios aren't that bad. I'm going to have a private jet. That's true. You can make money from
2:32 that. You can fix that with all that money. Kind of botox. I don't even need to got 10% to give if we're going to get a million dollars. Yeah, that'd be tight. I I can't Bro, 10% is too much. It's got to be like 10,000. time you see me, I'mma be like I'mma be cuddling with Smeagol. And then they'll be like, "Hey, what's up, John? What happened to Hannah?" Now you're looking at her. Hey, but Hey, but look at Look at this AP. ████ billionaires. Hannah's over here like, "Yo, dude." It's to me. No, dude. You feel like she's sacrificed everything. The money and hotness conversation or the personality and My wife more money, but your dick is progressively smaller. Oh, way more money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What the ████ Oh, because you're not satisfied. No, I'll take the money. Jeremy has enough dick, so we're fine.
3:24 Who am I talking to? I should know this already. My dick barely works. It's seen its days already, you know? I don't got much dick to go, guys. Like I might be ████ non-existent. I guess I could do like five grand with my penis. I got 5% to give. What about you all kids first? I get a I get a '03 Honda Prius with that, dude, with five Gs. Oh god. That's good. That's a good price. Jeremy would love this conversation. the real what's the real question? Is it the Is it the money and the or is it the Or would you rather add 1 in to your penis or 1 in to your height? 1 in to my height, for sure. 1 in to my height. She Yeah. Your life would change so drastically from that versus the 1 in to my penis would probably not change much. What my wife would say? No, no, no, I I have a I have a call right now. I have another question. 13-year-old
4:14 penis sensation nerves Oh ████ What? What? Or Cuz mine's 14 right now. Or 1 in taller. Wait, what's 13-year-old penis sensation? You just come very fast. When you get it yeah, the older you get, your because it's intense. It's like having drugs for the first time. The feeling is like crazy and then you could go like 10 times within the first, you know, 5 hours. Yeah, not everything's about you guys, all right? Wait, I feel like 1 in is not that much when it comes to height, but it I mean going back to the previous question, but I'm still taking the height. but 1 in to your penis is actually way more. 10, right? I know, but then size That's the plus
5:04 side of Let's say 3 in is to like 1 in maybe, but I'd rather have sensation than size. Yeah, you should think about herself right now. She knows what she wants Jeremy to take. You want Jeremy to have a bigger dick? No, no, but the 1 in the Roman helmet, come on. The 1 in here though, it's a 24/7 benefit. This is like a 2-minute benefit. This is only 2 minutes of my life. 2 minutes times 10. Okay, fine. Instead of 2 minutes, instead of 1 in, how about just 1 more minute of pleasure? Oh, if you only last you could last 3 minutes. I think I would take that the inch of height if I was like 5'10" or something. So you get to 5'11"? Yeah, cuz bro, 5'7" or 5'8" was like that's cool. That doesn't help nobody, dude. But you know It doesn't help nobody. No, I mean height does. So they they did a study where they tried to correlate like height with like how desirable a guy was
5:55 and how much money that he had to make. And I think it started off at like 5'7" versus a guy that's like 6'2". And like I think Every inch it was like multiples. Yeah, so then a guy who's 5'7" apparently needs or like 5'5" It was something like 5'5". He needs to make about a million dollars a year to be attractive to the average woman. And then at the end of the graph, it was like 6'1", he needs to make $30,000 for him to be No, for him to get the same rate. And and each each inch it changed drastically. So your dollar goes farther at, you know, at the 5'8". Well, tall Well, tall guys, they die earlier, no? That's true. But how tall do they have to be? You know what I mean? Like 6'9" and you could be broke. At 6'9", you don't have to have any money. You just hang out. At 6'5", it becomes less attractive. Like you're a freak. 6'4" is where it is peak. 6'5", it starts to plateau and then 6'6" is
6:46 like less attractive cuz you're a freak. If you're if you're a 6'3" and not in the NBA Yeah, yeah. You deserve to die anyway. 6'3" is not 6'3" enough. If you're a 6'3" and up, tall guys have so much health issues. Like so Edison um It's like a great dane. Yeah, so my my boyfriend is 6'4" and he's Korean. So that's really tall for an Asian guy, right? And um he has holes in his in his lungs that he had to patch up because he said um when you grow so tall during like the puberty stunt, it stretches out your lungs and it pops. And so there was a second where like um like when he was like 20 or like 6 I don't know, like he couldn't breathe. He had to like rush to the ER. They had to shove a like make hole drill hole This is why I stay short. And then they had to stick like like breathing tubes in and then they literally they super glued his lungs back together. And then his mom also cuz his mom is 6'6"1". No, what?
7:36 Really? She's as a Korean woman. What are in the circus? It's not necessarily the the greatest thing to be super tall. My mom is 4'9", dude. Really? My mom is tiny. Yeah, my mom's like 5 ft exact forever. My mom I was asking my mom how much she weighed. She was like, "Today I'm 86 lb." I was like, "What? You're 86 lb?" But they Yeah. She could deadlift 105 though. How much can she deadlift? 105. My mom's strong. She could dead hang for a minute and a half, but I'm like, "You're only 85 lb, so I don't count." It's true. Wait, so what you said was kind of like the crazy and hot scale, right? If you're if you're super crazy, then you have to be this amount of hot. Yeah. Have you Have you heard of that scale? Why do you think that is? Do you think it's cuz hot girls can get away with like being ugly? And we're almost encouraged to do that. Whereas when you're ugly, like you can't say ████
8:26 Better behave. Yeah, you're walking on eggshells. You not talk like Too ugly to act like that. ████ kick you out the door. Imagine Imagine a girl that's literally just like I ████ Come here. You have me like imagine her being crazy. Imagine her being crazy. Like you don't want to tolerate that. You're not going to get no LV bag talking like that. You better stand up straight when you're talking to me. And they said like better looking people get lighter sentences for No. Probably. That's actually kind of crazy. Hey, in Korea, you have to send your headshot with uh your job application and it affects you drastically, yeah. That's why they hella Photoshop it though. Like when you Yeah, when you see it, it's so nice and then you see them in person, you're just like Did you gain weight or whatever? be a crime? To be hot? Lying on your profile
9:17 picture. No catfishing. Well, yeah, that's like that's like when you like go to Vegas and then they used to hand out those ████ little pamphlets and flyers of like people to call and they'll be all fine and stuff, but like the real That's like 20 years ago photo. That's literally modern day OnlyFans. I would say that's marketing. That's real estate agents, too. They get their like picture from like 10 years ago on the ████ bus stop and then when they show up at your house to help you sell your house, you're like, "What the ████ You're 95?" That's crazy. But I have a But still jerking off to it. But I believe like most people can look a good deal. above average if they wanted to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You think about a glow up, right? Like like if you focus on health and your body and then um you dress well, like that's that's a big one. Like, yeah, haircut. Honestly, 50% of it is how you care or at least
10:07 for men, I don't know about women. 50% of it is standing up straight and with your head up. Maybe not 50, I don't know. I don't really know percent. Have you guys ever heard of the ████ are numbers? Have you heard of looksmaxing? Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah, I've heard of it, yeah. It's where you got a big old jaw, dude, and you start chewing that gum. Looksmaxing is like a movement online with like young young Gen Z men where um they're basically doing all every practice possible to maximize how good they look because the theory is that your life gets exponentially easier the better you look. And it's like it's like almost clowned upon, it's almost a meme, but Oh, is that why everyone's dunking their face in the ice water? That that's what No, that well that's a different meme. That's actually very useful. I do that I've been doing that ████ for months. I need some I need an ice machine. Like literally like like example, gua sha, right? Like ancient Chinese practice, but it genuinely reshapes your face like in terms of like lymphatic drainage what you look like and then these
10:57 ████ figured it out and now you got like 16-year-old white boys on TikTok being like my gua sha routine, you know? And then Even mouth taping is a thing. Mouth taping because you want your jawline, yeah? And then like Like taping it when you go to sleep? Yep. Yeah, if you're a mouth breather, you're going to end up with a ████ sloth jaw, you know? It's like like that all the time. But even like big folks can present well like by being fashionable and whatever and it's like you're not ugly to look at, but a lot of people just give up. ████ hey, in 2025 they're models. Yeah, that's true. No, not for men. You've never You've never seen a fat male model. Yeah. That's true. Oh, wow. You're right. Oh, that is Cuz body shaming doesn't exist for guys, that's why. It don't matter for guys. I remember the picture of Jason Momoa like maybe 30 like 3% body fat heavier than Aquaman and it was like, "Oh, wow, I love dad bods." It's like that is ████ Aquaman. Like, what do you mean a dad
11:48 bod? Yeah, that that guy has visible abs and you just called that a dad bod. Like, there's no I also I'm very adamant about this. I believe in body shaming. I encourage you. Yeah. But it's just funny to think about like how like like literally like she said there's Victoria's Secret models walking that's like high BMI and then there's Aquaman being called dad bod, you know? Good work around. That's a good work around. I mean, going off of what Fit said, I actually think sometimes body shaming your friends, like that's true love right there cuz there's lots of girls who you know, like ask me or like my my friends like, "Oh, how can I get more guys? Like, how do I get you know, like dates?" And like, you know, she's overweight, right? And then like a lot of her other friends are like, "Oh, no, you're perfect just the way you are." And I'm like, "I'm going to be real with you. Like, lose 20 lb and I promise you like the amount of dates that you get, the amount of men that will hit on you, like it it will go up,
12:38 but people are so afraid to to say anything. friend How do your girlfriends take that? Yeah, how does she say? Wait, but she's asking. Honestly, if you were to just say that like I I don't know or be like, "You're fat." That's so ████ up, but if you're Because if I'm asking, if I'm asking, I would want my friend to be like, "Hey, getting kind of chubby." I would actually appreciate that. How did your friend take it? Yeah, what was the response? I mean, I don't really know how To me, she's like, "Oh, yeah, like thank you." But I don't know how she actually felt, but she did lose weight actually, so I I really pushed her through it, like gave her like a whole gym routine and I was like, "Stop eating those cookies." And then she lost like 20 lb and then suddenly she started like dating league players and like Oh, is that the pinnacle, league players? No, but like League of Legend players? I mean, before she couldn't get any dates, so Ah, so league players was was step up from zero dates with league players. Yeah, yeah, I I league players date hot
13:29 women. That's very true. I don't even picture that though, but that's so funny. Like, that's a stereotype. Yeah. Oh, gamers got the hottest girlfriend. I thought you meant soccer players. Oh, ████ That's tight. Outside of dating though, I believe in it for just like mental health reasons. Yeah, yeah. To body shame someone? Yes. That's so funny. I would have I've I I am the most mentally healthy I've ever been and the gym is a large part of that. The internet had not made me ashamed of who of my body, I would not be who I am today. Well, some people have to be a strong enough mind to accept it. Let the Let the weak die, I don't care. I believe in Darwinism. I don't I really don't give a ████ I think I think uh I'm sick of hiding my true self. Genuine. Let it shine. Honesty without tact is cruelty. If they asked me and I would be like, "You know what? Can I Can
14:21 I Yeah, like can I be real? Can I be real with you?" I'm going to take that. I'm going to steal it. I'm going to say it's mine It wasn't me anyways. Kristen Bell. Um But yeah, like honestly, if they asked me like, "Hey, like, you know, be honest with me." Then I will be honest with you, but I'm not going to just random randomly be like, "Oh, ████ damn." Like, you walk in and I'm like, "You got kind of fat." I'm not going to say that. You know what I mean? I wouldn't want someone to do that to me either. But if someone if I asked them and I was like, "Hey, like, I feel like I gained weight." And they're like, "Yeah, you kind of did." It might hurt me for like 2 seconds, but I'm just like, "You know what? I appreciate that. Thank you." But like, don't ask if you're not ready to take Yeah. Y'all are so nice cuz I like to play with the insecurities of my friends. So, if they're like fit as ████ and I know they got like a eating disability, I'll be like, "Dude,
15:11 you're looking kind of fat, dude." If they're fat as ████ then I'll be like, "Hey, dude, let's go to the Pizza Hut." And we go eat together cuz I like to watch him eat. to him and it genuinely bothered him. Oh, yeah, yeah. We we called him We would make jokes about him being fat all the time. They They would They would fat shame me like crazy. I'm the only one here that works out. though, right? The fittest guy, you call him fat. Yeah, every day I'd go home, look in the mirror and be like, It adds to the psychosis. Yeah, yeah, I was like I was like, "I've gained I've gained 2% of water weight today. I can't I I shouldn't drink water anymore." So, we do this So, we do this thing where we compare like the group to Disney character and let's just say Lion King, right? This guy was Pumbaa. Sorry. Timon, right? And then when it comes to like Little Mermaid, Ursula right there.
16:02 I'm definitely more of a Scar. Yeah. Like a like a Mufasa, you know, like So, we So, we did we did kind of body shame him. And then now look at him, he's Ursula's kind of body shamed? I was all I'm I'm the smallest I've ever Like, I'm the most out of shape I've ever been in like in the past year and that was what they was calling me. That's what I'm like. But because we're friends, you know? At least they didn't call you like Dumbo or some ████ If they would have if they thought of it. If that was the topic, they would have. The The worst body dysmorphia you get is like when you start You You hyperfocus on it. The only reason why you keep doing it is because it just never looks good enough. And I think it's because like you with a pump always looks better than you. So, it's always just like, "Damn, I You're always chasing a pump, dude. Or if you walk by a a car reflection like, "Oh, s███." You ever done that? You ever done
16:53 that while someone's sitting in the car? Here's like, "Dude, my pecs look like Like you walk by a random car and you're like looking at yourself and then there's a ████ person in the car. I've done that ████ and that was embarrassing. I have the opposite where like my eyes only see the positive parts, so I think I'm ████ ripped. I have that problem, too. that. Apparently, there's there was a study where guys actually think they're more attractive than they actually are and then women perceive themselves about one or two points less attractive. That's why these guys don't be acting right. Bro, before I started working out, I always thought I was like I love that you read like a thousand studies, that's crazy. And then She's scientific, dude. Is it because girls on girls are more judgmental like that? I think it's because society places like looks as more important than girls and women are more critical of our looks
17:44 like growing up. Like guys are never conditioned to be so That's true cuz I I do see like a lot of like when girls are growing up, everyone goes, "She's so pretty. Look at her eyes." It's always so look focused. Her hair and then they're just going crazy over like the little doll. No boys get that ever. Like once in a while it goes, "Oh, that That boy has pretty ████ eyes or whatever." I had a grandma tell me I had a nice smile when I was like eight. To this day, I'm 25, about to turn 26. I can envision where I was, what I was doing, what she looked like. That's like So, she made She made your day. One compliment. Yeah, exactly. That's the only compliment you've ever received. As you should. Someone's got to do it. But that's most boys though. We don't grow up like Oh, look at the Damn, that's that's actually kind of
18:34 depressing. Are you guys okay? No. Yeah. Someone called me Diglett earlier. Still Still feeling it. But I also think we don't focus on looks. I'm so sorry. I remember what I was wearing. Every time I look in the mirror, I just see the ████ the the head the potato head. And then my wife is like, "Baby, you think I look like Diglett?" Yo, Adam, mustache you, you do look like Mr. Potato Head. Wait till I wear the glasses, y'all. It's over. Do you still Do you still feel the same way about the blobfish? Nah. I look like a blobfish sometimes. There's moments where I'm like, "Yeah, I look like a blobfish." You look like that robot? Yeah, the robot. Yeah. Blobfish, yeah, that's my blobfish brother right there. Yeah, I said that he looks like a blobfish. I love I love
19:24 him. Now, first time you you said that I was I don't think I could have I was like unable to breathe from laughing so hard cuz I looked at Jeremy. You could see it. I could see it. But you know what's crazy? You and Jeremy get compared to a lot, so you're the you're No, no one's ever called me blobfish though, so Blobfish. That's so funny. Wait, I got to pee again. Oh my gosh, sorry. I know, I know, I know. Al Kia.
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