0:00 [Music] all right so uh yes or no are we fans of Mariah Care's All I Want for Christmas Is year I love that song course abolutely did we talk about this yesterday though y no okay we mentioned it cuz it does sound familiar right we talked about is that song this isn't that okay no no no go ahead talk about how we liked it yeah weal and then some of us were like oh I I don't like it anymore who didn't like it said you no it wasn't me who it was K yeah can sucks little ████ ass he like it's played out I was like shut up k I love that song's like then K's like all music really is beautiful and he's like but not Mariah Care's ████ total hippie ████ I guess meditative trans remix I love that song so apparently all right
0:52 um that was uh that was co-written by her and this other dude named I hope I pronounce this right Walter aanf I don't know anyways co-written and he was basically a musician behind it and stuff like that right but he's got a little bit of a gripe because uh more recently in the last decade or so apparently the story kind of transcended where she started exacer uh exacerbating the way that it came to exaggerating Excalibur yes yes yes yeah that's a cool hotel dude and thank you oh hold up wait was that Excalibur Excalibur is in Las Vegas at the very end of the strip and it's kind of like medieval times but it's like next level Medieval Times Next Level because it's
1:42 like medieval times but it's not a small medieval times it's a big medieval times and then they do jousting there's food still I thought it was like a90s no no the Knights of the Templar Justice dude they still have regular J oh yeah she was extracurricular activity in it right stupid and from there all right everybody knows this song is one of those things that hits the top ████ charts every single year if she B somewhere around $2 million a year on it yeah yeah just from the end of the year the Christmas imagine if 12 months they played it yeah she's she's already like in like gotten maybe like 70 million total gross on it or something just off of one song that's something dude by the way if Joe wrote All I want for Christmas is you that's his mentality he'd be like how do we make Christmas every month
2:32 we all know that's true how do we stretch it to J how do we 12x Christmas day you know what's crazy fun fact in ████ Europe they stretch out the Christmas Market past Christmas it goes past how far past Christmas we start post Halloween realistic yeah that's true we do a little bit of that but officially I think after Black Friday is official Yeah official yeah no actually it's after Halloween nowadays they're making it much earlier no it's not after Black Friday it is Black Friday because that's after Thanksgiving and that's Black Friday is Christmas shopping M you know who really does it the most the Filipinos um one of my employees she's from the Philippines right and then she goes we do Christmas on all the bur months and I was like what's a bur month September October November December January February you know why March B
3:24 you know why they do it why so they don't have to eat the food for 4 months they can make turkey ham wow right SC potato what a release so the song's cowriter right the song's co-writer Walter aasf or whatever he recently claimed that the singer had been telling tall tales about the invention of the song All right so the way Mariah Carey talks about it recently all right is that basically as a kid on my little Casio Keyboard you know she was coming up with the track according to a 2017 interview on Billboard and then in her Memoir in 2020 the meeting of Mariah care she said uh actually did bang out most of it on uh most of the song on a cheap little Casio keyboard so she's sticking to this concept of the story whereas this dude Walter talking on an episode on a podcast somewhere he claims that Carrie started making up these falsehoods about the origin of the song
4:15 in the recent decade he said we were both on the same page about how we wrote All I want for Christmas is you there was never any alternate story until probably 10 years ago when she started to hint the fact that oh I wrote that song when I was a little girl but he's like why weren't you saying that for the 12 or3 or 15 years prior to that so it just sort of developed in her mind yeah why is he trying to ████ up a good thing this like he's so dumb this precious story is great marketing for the song makes people want to tune in more and he's getting paid from it and ████ it all up he I'm sure he get royalties right well maybe he's Rich enough or doesn't give give a ████ and it's about Legacy at that point nah no one knows about it's in the writing credits shut the ████ up nobody knew his name until today yeah but no one cares do you know who Bill finger is who's that so Bob Kane did Batman right right he's the creater Batman Bill Finger also did Batman but nobody knows that why cuz he
5:05 was not good he wasn't that good no it's cuz he didn't get any ████ credit and and he he died poor basically died pennes this guy's in the credits though right so that's why I agree I agree with Joe shut the ████ up got you're getting paid now she has a little cute little story that makes people want to tune in even more so get paid even more but then now it's going to be like oh that guy's a ████ dick actually listen to it I don't want to know that some XCOM murderers from a bakery shop made this because they can't get a decent job they have to work in a factory I want to believe that elves made these cookies and then ████ packaged it nicely elves conv and then hey these these sugar cookies they came from the ████ fingers of a ████ elf you know that's what I want to know that's what I need to know even smaller elf yep right yeah
5:55 Aid smaller one I to know it came from the kids a handy cane Factory a bunch of hbas cute as ████ dude with their little hands making ice so cute or do you want to see a thug ████ face tattooed Thug with a hair net that's making this ████ regular height hairnet murder hands or elf hands murder hands thank you jeez exactly sorry Anthony what were you saying so he goes on to say she doesn't play anything she doesn't play keyboard or piano she doesn't music she doesn't know chord changes in Music Theater oh he sounds like a hater bro she doesn't know a diminish does matter minor seventh chord to so ████ what oh my God who gives a ████ shut up shut up Anthony don't yell at me I'm
6:46 not Christmas is here with the little ████ elves with me okay sorry my bad I just got worked up hit him with some excaliber facts oh the couples what's are cross streets Las Vegas and not Spring Mountain I don't know okay well as long as no no no but find but find out with your head right now with MGM uh What uh cuz right across T Gordo is there is it Tropicana yeah maybe trop trop Tropic stop playing the game Anthony you're supposed to get mad at this hey I'm not Walter okay Walter alak what's his name yeah so she doesn't even know what to diminish I hate when people use Music knowledge elitism to like invalidate someone else's success that's so dumb she made a banger reminds me she's not even a real singer she's just slip syncing the whole time he he says so to claim that she wrote a very complicated
7:36 chord structured song is it a complicated corduck it doesn't matter what she did with her ████ career is way harder than this it doesn't matter that's the rock you know what I you know what I think about is is these guys they wanted to be the star but they were too ████ ugly that's why they had to go in the back stay in the ████ back of the bakery and make the cookie like you know like that's what they had to have and don't leave until the lights are off you're too ugly it like a lot of there are a lot of see I told you look like Joe pants he looks like a guy on Jeopardy that ends the game with Z you know like the dumb thing is that it with a lot of Ghost Riders my a lot of Ghost Riders there's there's like an ingredient there's this classic NDA where they're like hey I'm going to say whatever the ████ I want about how this song got made and you just get money yeah yeah that's it I'm sure he's getting paid right well if he's not then
8:26 I totally okay I can understand if he's mad but if he's not getting paid yeah how are you not get some bangers though so he did uh uh what is it hosting H you're you're host jacking no no no NOP no no sorry cuz at first I was like who the ████ is this loser now he's backing me up no hyp mentality ain't nobody heard this ████ before but he did uh Endless Love with Luther van Ross oh ████ One Sweet Day Mariah Carey boy to man yeah he's done a ████ load of Music czy Banger he's the brains behind probably so much K G Earth fire glad so I can understand maybe then if he's already at like gangster level like iconic music and then suddenly like 10 years in halfway into the LIF stand of the song this person who you co-wrote it with starts changing the story of where it came up I could understand being like
9:16 yo slow your R like you're making an extra million every CH he has ████ you money he doesn't care he's just telling the truth now now I get it yeah but it's silly to think that that's not something she's supposed to do as a pop star like they're all doing that with everything they do not just the songs it's part of the business every part of their life like does it change anything that Jenny's not really from the Block to you you're a musician you need to stand up for the musicians what are you doing that's the thing though but then I'm also a musician that would be down to sign an and that like hey say whatever the hell you want say you learned this in an African village you wrote this in 70 seconds right what's a more compelling story a more compelling story you wrot this homeless I was a kid and I was listening to something and it inspired me and I P my shoes and I had this song in my heart or ████ I was with this fat ████ ball ████ in a studio and we were just like
10:08 going and then it he told me to do it in diminish seven and then and then we from here like no one ████ cares all I want for Christmas is you the exact cords if he didn't get paid to play along then that's messed up but if you're getting paid to play along just play along that's a boring story though yeah boring St they're all boring stories that's the thing all the stories are he's also he's also coming after insiration behind this song uh my ████ riter came up with it and then the the producer made the beat and then they had me sing this in the studio yeah that's going to be every story like Justin Bieber's Discovery truly is a boring story but it's way cooler for kids to think that they just found them like singing and Usher was like hey I like this kid that's not the real story oh no no honey
11:00 it was a media campaign yeah he already had a manager at that point oh snap was it scooter Bron yeah oh snap but then see that's that's the genius of scooter Bron that he's also willing to you know he's not say I made him yeah scooter Bron's also willing to play along with whatever you know it's going to sell ████ you mother
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