0:00 [Music] all right guys you know what we're talking about what we're talking about roller coaster someone died on it no no we're not that dark here this is JK News man everything's really light and every roller coaster article we do someone dies someone's head chops off this one could be funnier it could be funnier or what if's like a new cool ride new technology yeah we don't do that someone's writing on when's the last time because the video might come out in like 3 years when's the last time you guys rode a roller coaster I think like 3 months ago maybe really I thought you hate roller coasters was it tsunami punani you you went with ta yeah it was like a notb farm what's the one that rotates around the Wrangler or oh I know what you're talking about but but for kids so I don't know that one no it's it's an adult one because uh I thought he was old enough I thought it was old
0:51 enough for him but then when he got on and it spun around and you see his head like this and he couldn't lift it himself I was like oh ████ we should have waited a year but he he met the height requirement no he did I remember he's just a big kid though no it's very fun that stuff scared me away from roller coasters as a kid I think I was maybe Too Tall not thick enough and I remember wiggling around in the seat belts yeah that's that's scary cuz it's like a ride within a ride now you're like all right I'm you guys you guys remember the Gravitron or whatever at the carnival do you ever think about the first roller coaster before they knew so it's like it's like hey how tall does a kid have to be and they're like we don't know yet even got to get on why every year it's like I like if your legs are too small the seat won't hit you and you'll probably just slip out probably weight vop yeah yeah yeah some kind of ratio I I actually
1:41 don't love roller coasters but I do love like theme parks yeah I like theme parks I like them all yeah you're trying to spin upside down and ████ puke what theme park do you like that's the thrill It's A Thrill Ride yeah I don't like thrill rides I like theme parks oh well that's the point though the thrill is sometimes fun for people yeah no no no I understand why you may enjoy I just don't enjoy roller coasters at Disneyland they're pretty mild that's why I like Disney those aren't like thrill R oh except for Guardians of the Galaxy AK Tower of teror how about that that Bops and so does uh you I don't like it literally B you done the Avatar one Space Mountain is that the coolest ████ ever you got to go to Shanghai and ride Tron all right I'm down they just opened a Tron in Orlando but yes I would love to go to you don't have to go to Shang I would love to Har pot ████ with the dragons is ████ insane dude that one sick that's Orlando in time dude best thing ever Harry Potter's ████ rad
2:31 bro all right check this out though what happens if you're on a roller coaster right wait I can't see someone's dead I got you I got I'll just watch his reaction no no nobody's dying Wonderland Lumberjack get upside upside down 30 minutes more than 30 minutes right yeah is that even possible your head's going to explode there's some that have been hours before while you're just upside down imagine the momentum this thing just spins like this right and then eventually for some reason when it does get both of you guys perfectly at the top how are people not puking oh you just upside down the whole time imagine the headache oh ████ you got to have a headache your face is red dude fall asleep don't won't that kill you I feel like you would get knocked out from all the blood pressure no can anybody be how long can someone be
3:21 upside down great question how's there not like an emergency ladder I don't like that thaty goog H can it be upside down for how's there not like a ladder that you know that they're quick to ████ they should they usually do yeah Canada that's why oh it was Canada is that a carnival cuz it looks more like a carnival then it does look like a roller coaster at a theme park yeah I also won't do like Carnival smart yeah I need some like steady carnivals if the roller coaster has ████ inflatable Wheels underneath I can tell they just built it like 3 months ago I'm out cuz the roller coasters at carnivals look just like a foldout bench yeah those canopies they which whipping it out and then as it's going the whole thing is like this out like no I'm good dude and you see the ride operator the ride operator is like a drunk fat dude or like a teen and
4:11 you're just like that they're ████ controlling my life that's part of the experience do people go to carnivals frequently these days yes I say these things but I ride all the rides I do too so like the state fairs in Sacramento remember not everybody has a means to go to even not Berry Farm for sure for sure Carnival is like the the thing that especially at a kid house happiness level they're not processing whether or not this is like ████ Premier Disneyland they're just like that's a ride and they see a ride they're ████ happy that's true one just popped up in Vegas you should check it out which one a petting zoit no Carnival oh petting zoit petting zoit why isn't that's what Vegas is missing like a legitimate theme park yeah I feel like they could get one Vegas is the theme park it is it's an adult theme park bills bro they have oh they reopen huh no you don't want you don't want Vegas to have like a family theme park yeah more kids coming out
5:01 there it's going to take away from what Vegas is you just put it off the strip a little bit Vegas all of Vegas is the theme park and you have to go to different hotels cuz then at the Stratosphere you can ride that thingy thing and then you can do Gokarts you can do the s█████ ass Ferris wheel at the link or the link oh yeah dude at Red Rock you can drop your ████ kids off at that one place and they'll watch your kids for you while you go gamble and get ████ up it's like a straight up like DZ Discovery Zone built into the casino they constructed the whole city to extract money from middle class families and let their kids just play and Chinese people oh it's all Chinese restaurant owners yeah that's the move huh we tried to drop ta off and they asked for immunization records I'm like dude this place is legit I was like oh ████ I guess you have to go back home and get it or something dude my sister's such a square she wouldn't let her kids
5:51 stay there and I'm like the kids first of all think you're boring as ████ they would have a better time the kids wanted to cuz me and Gio didn't want to drop them off Tao was like what's that that y I'm like they see the the slides and the crazy I want to go in for ████ me bro he ask for immunization records I'm like damn this place is crazy it's like when you you ever build a a tree for cats and they immediately start using it like they know it's for them yeah Weir how they know but yeah when kids see all that ████ blue orange ████ they just know it's for them well to be fair when you build a ████ desk drawer for yourself the cat will jump on top of it true but there is something about dude that tree Once you bust that tree out they start fu it feels good they love that's true when you see like a pirate ship in a park or when you see a treehouse as a kid you're like what's that that's for me you're like I want to play on that but at the
6:41 same time if you see a treehouse or a pirate ship in a park even as an adult you're like it does look I remember when my Park had these half tunnels as a kid just going into the tunnel was like insane oh yeah parks are crazy now too even Vegas especially but you drive around some parks like what their slides and ████ look like are not what m I had like two slides maybe a tire slide dude they got twisty twist slides got ████ ropes got built-in zip lines Army ropes D the bridges they got like a whole Bridge yeah it's mini Disneyland ████ with that spoiled ass Zoomers wait what's a zomer what's right now what's ta do you just like spend all your time telling all the the younger Generations that they're sof what is I feel like you hit 30 and you just have to like let them know Alphas I think they're Alpha are betas yeah the next gen is supposed to be Alpha then that's tight next kids are about to be the best
7:32 T he's already off to the wrong track then yeah call him the bees or something nobody's calling them Zeta right now or no that doesn't work is z is and Zeta you know how Super Bowl they do Roman numerals yeah yeah but for Super Bowl 50 it was going to be a big L so they're like we can't have Super Bowl l so they're like we'll do Super Bowl 50 for this one you got to have like a something else for beta it can't be n make them beta dude yeah skip it go well cuz every generation's getting weaker so they might actually be the beta ████ little ████ they'll like absorb it and like it yeah they we're generation B it reverse we're ████ or they have to like flip it like b genen b Jen it probably be B Jen you I mean that doesn't sound so bad that sounds actually better that's B what generates huh what's the sple oh yeah the upside down yeah I don't like rides like that have you ever been stuck in a ride
8:22 upside down or like just stuck in a ride at all stuck in the ride yeah but not upside down which ride were you stuck in ████ man I feel like get stuck all the time like we I remember we were in the ████ uh yeah haunted match always you get stuck what like Disneyland yeah Disneyland why do they keep breaking It's a small world I was stuck in It's a small world for like 30 minutes one time you heard it's a you know how insane that is that's bad man that's really bad what did you do like this you're just bumper to bumper on the ████ boats and you're sitting there and it's in the dark and then it's ████ s just water too I'd rather be upside down I'd rather be upside down nap did you do this no that helps no one started climbing out of the boats and getting the ████ out of there yeah no because it's deep water you'll drown they turn the music off do you think they get a twisted sense of satisfaction watching you guys suffer in the dark like you are
9:12 working there ████ y got ████ night vision goggles laughing you check how long a human can be upside down before they die it the first couple things is don't do it for more than a couple minutes but then after that it says if you if you stay for over 24 hours you could suffocate a couple minutes to 24 hours is a long David Blank could probably do it for like a year I bet some people get brain damag though I bet some people get ████ up in July a roller coaster ride got stuck upside down for hours oh my God and then people died no I don't think there's a lot of death going on nowadays what's there's got to be death everywhere and I think they husher I heard Disneyland no I heard Disneyland be people get their head decapitated at the Astro mountains K got ate by a crocodile dude oh yeah remember that two months after that I'm at that same Hotel oh ████ I saw the little beat that's you see a crocodile come up on the no no cuz then I heard
10:03 they went around just killed them all yeah put that in the news Disney with vengance isad they're all dressed up goof coming out with that kind of money Micky and Minnie is like wooo and then ████ goofy like go kill you ████ they it's all in slowmo and they they got an internal video about it they probably filmed it yeah they probably filmed it for staff sick Disney's kind of gangster I think if you're going to do it you might as well dress like one of the mascots and do it yeah yeah for the Tik Tok Buzz Light them all up that's got to be a big deal for like ████ a death to happen on Disney property they go so extreme that even in Orlando they don't have mosquito on their Parks no they're we need Disney technology read this whole article oh is it because like they spray mist or some ████ we need Disney technology basically the whole park is almost Master engineered in a way that there's no sitting water which is the thing that attracts mosquitoes the most
10:53 and then so so maybe there's a spray thing I heard something about that even about the Anaheim one where there's like not mosquitoes no flies maybe they got citrella everywhere even like don't they have like pet cats they let out at night to kill something genus they're everywhere so do do they have to catch the cats in the morning they might be robot cats they're probably like my cats when I have a guest over and they just go run hide they're always just chilling you you'll be able to find one they really are kind of scary smart and Rich how do you feel about being an adult and going to Disneyland I like it you know what recently I used to go all the time and my early 20s and I went recently for like Valentine's Day last year or this early so sweet and I was like I'm over it dude that's fair I'm officially over Disneyland they had Epcot here I would go every ████ week Disney World really is a different Beast
11:45 what's Epcot you walk walk around the world or whatever the ████ it is and they have all the different Cuisine and beers and ████ from all so sick same with the even the other ones it's like a big circle yeah it's the glob there like Magic Kingdom there's like the animal kingdom bro I went to the animal King this like 2018 basically a giant adult Zoo dude it's ████ sick lowy I went to the Cleveland Zoo I had so were you doing in Cleveland we went to the Cleveland Clinic just kicking it over there what youing looking at caged animals but honestly the zoo was tight bro we didn't go we didn't go Rock and Roll Hall of fame's kind of tight too have you guys been through ████ Area 15 though yes I love it that that all the time I love it 15 okay man it's by meow wolf it's a art crew it's all right it's a art crew and they created a whole experience and I don't want to ruin it for you you just
12:35 got to go to oh it's the ████ lights right you can't even describe it you have to go to Omega Mar you ever watch Batman Forever yeah yeah it's like thaton everywhere it's like that you tell me about story you get to be in a story my buddy told me he did mushrooms there oh dude that's probably a blast he said it was a good time imagine opening a freezer door walking into the freezer and going into another tunnel some on for our Vegas trip when we go we're going to go to Area 15 do you like stranger things yeah you're going to love this thing okay mhm dude not if it's scary though you know my neon tiger suit yeah I glow like a ████ I glow in the dark do you like see if you walk in there naked you probably glow in the I I kind of do do you like Easter egg hunts I like all of it oh you're going to ████ love this then because you're in a story it's [Music]
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