0:00 It's Piers Morgan Uncensored, so maybe he's like When's the last time you had A GOOD NUT? >> [laughter] >> WE DON'T KNOW. THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I SEEN Piers not interrupt. All right, you guys know Deontay Wilder, right? >> Yeah. We all love Deontay Wilder. We love him even more for this uh interview. You have to see this. I chose to keep her. Her mother didn't. Her mother tried to set me up to have the baby, you know. She ejected my sperm in her and ran in the bathroom and locked the door, and that's how we had her. Really? Yeah. She don't even know I know this. Wow. >> But I'm telling it on to the world. >> How do you know that? I'm smart. You know, I used to When I came, I used to come on her stomach. Fold my towel
0:50 nicely by the bed. >> On TV. Wipe it off her her stomach. This particular time, she chose that she wanted to have a baby by me because I was the best thing ever came into her life. Also, her relationship only last for 2 months or whatever because she >> [clears throat] >> She was a promiscuous woman. What's I didn't know it at the time. I only found out this thing by reading her journal. She didn't know I read her journal, either. I did what I do. I had a good nut. And I nutted on her stomach. What the >> This time, I really got the towel and tried to wipe it off. But she hit my hand so hard, I thought she hit my hand like a home run like a baseball player do a baseball bat. But she screamed, "No!" as if she was being raped. She got up so quickly and ran into the bathroom and locked the door. Two weeks later, she was pregnant with my daughter. >> [laughter] >> This is >> What? Piers Morgan Yeah, bro. Uncensored. Here
1:40 you go. This is crazy. >> used to um get his nut on her stomach. And then one day, she was runs in the bathroom and she I guess she turkey basted herself. >> Yeah, she The funny thing is she slapped his hand away from wiping it off. >> Mhm. Mhm. >> what's crazy? The chances of this. So, you know my old house in in Glendora? >> Mhm. Sick house. That was his his baby's mama lived two streets away from me. >> I remember that. >> Because he would have this a wrapped Bentley and then the the license plate said "Wilder" on it. Then when he rolled down his windows it was him and I think he bought that pad for the mom that he's talking about. >> Whoa. >> And you would see him in that neighborhood all the time. Like it was walking distance from my house in Glendora. >> I'm not like I I know this situation he's describing does happen.
2:31 But like he has the tone of someone that's just making this ████ up. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. The way he's like cuz I'm smart. I'm like that just he has that ████ like tone that he just built this whole thing in his head. >> Like what does he have to explain this? That he comes on the stomach? >> habitual. >> He was just on Piers Morgan just talking, shooting the ████ And like this is just part of his story he was just talking about. >> [snorts and laughter] >> Like what are they talking about? >> the How did they jump to this? >> Is it like happy Father's Day? >> [laughter] >> What is it? I don't have that information. It was Thanksgiving. They were talking about turkeys. Basting. That I don't know, man. I don't he just doesn't have a believable like >> You think this is fake? Why would he make that ████ up? That sound that's kind of embarrassing. >> He's smart. Okay, nice. Well, I mean his ████ PR agent must be off camera going like promote the fight. Promote There's got to be something he needs to
3:21 promote. Like what the hell? >> dive. I can't I'm not fighting right now. What are you talking about? That's crazy. [laughter] Yeah, I don't know. Cuz he has multiple baby mamas? >> so. I wonder how common it is though cuz this is something that is like a stereo like it's like a stereotype. Like everyone's like oh watch out. Watch out cuz when you're like an athlete those girls are going to come. And when you come. >> I was just talking to Errol cuz we were at we were eating ramen and we're watching this basketball tournament thing going on and it's it's at a high school. And Errol was talking about how there's two types of scouts at this game. He's like there's the scouts who are looking for them for maybe NBA stuff or even European league stuff. And then there's the scouts who are going, he he he's going to be rich and I have a tight little ████ and I'm going to ████ throw it to him and I'm going to be set for life. And like that's a fact. >> That's a fact. Yeah. >> Like we all know that. >> It happens with artists, it happens with
4:12 uh >> Doesn't happen with comedians, I'll tell you that. >> With with comedians? >> Nope, doesn't happen with them. >> with comedians, no. No. We have to work harder. We have to grind. >> Yep. Damn, I guess I do remember remember the boxer dude, what's his name? Uh he was just telling me about No, he was on our show, Brandon. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember Brandon was like, you guys don't worry about the hoes? And I'm like, what do you mean? Like, you know, like they could get pregnant and stuff. And I'm like, we don't have your hoe issues. >> Yeah, we're married, bro. >> We we have hoe, not hoes. >> Yeah. We're either married or you're we're common-law married by now. >> [laughter] >> You stupid. Oh my good lord. >> As an athlete, like he was he was paranoid about like those situations, hooking up, who he's dating, like you got to be careful who you date. They're going to try to get pregnant and ruin
5:03 your ████ athletic career. >> But there's so many stories. How many stories have you heard about poking holes in the condoms? Yep. >> NBA players, for football players. >> That's like that's only a risk with groupies. Like that's not a risk with peers. That's the thing that's dumb. It's like if you if you're like a really successful person hanging out with other successful women, they're not doing that to you. >> Yeah, Kylie Jenner's not doing that to Timothy Chalamet. That's what I'm saying. Like running to the bathroom. She knows my ████ ████ Yo, please let me be get pregnant. >> thing that I think >> headstand. >> That's where I think it's so boneheaded. It's like if you're just getting with some random, there are a large number of risks beyond them just trying to get you to nut in them. >> Yeah. There's a lot of ████ that can go wrong. >> Yeah, he contradicted himself where he says, I'm smart. But, he's also boning chicks that he knows are promiscuous. Promiscuous? [laughter]
5:53 What's funny thing too is like I don't think he was boning her for years, either. So, he's like, "I didn't know that at the time." It's like, "Brother, you How How long until you started ████ this chick?" Like, probably pretty quick. But, he's probably like, "That always happens to me." Like I know. Like, okay. >> [laughter] >> I guess you're smart. Yeah, it's just so weird to me that like if you're that smart, like you should know that that's Like, so swatting your hand is all it took to defeat you? I know. Like, come on. >> not have a hanger? You take the hanger, you go straighten the hanger out, and you shove it in the little keyhole, and then the bathroom door opens up, and then you go in there, and you smack that ████ little turkey baster out of her hand. >> not know the ████ the ghost trick where you if you're doing it from behind, you just spit and act like that's your ████ That's sick. You ████ in another location? >> [laughter] >> Well, that's why he kept busting on her belly, you know? He thought that was safe sex. That fool just seems >> Instead of condoms. I just I like I like
6:44 how I think a lot of guys want to differentiate from the base level stereotype that they just got caught up. >> It's classic. Like, I You know, you just get caught up, and you sometimes it just happens, you know? >> You got a nut. >> But, then of course, you want to seem smarter than that. So, you're like, "No, I actually didn't do that, and she pulled a fast one on me." But, it's like, come on, man. I I believe him. I don't know. It's You really believe that? >> to believe him. So, you think that he actually busted inside? >> like when kids lie to the principal, though. The way that he's like the inflection and everything. The way that he's like, "I I just want to get my nut." I'm like, I relate to that. >> He said that a good nut or something. >> Yeah, he's I want to have my good nut. >> And he would usually do it on her belly. >> Yeah. But, this time >> Usually I clean it off. But, this time she smacked it away. I just I want to >> [laughter] >> I'm sorry, but I want to believe that that's true. >> money hangs in the balance? You would
7:34 you accept being swatted away as defeat? >> Well, post nut's crazy, though. After you ████ you want to go back to sleep. So, his energy level went from like 100 to 15. His legs are ████ jelly. He's probably like like climbing towards the door. He can't quite get there. >> [laughter] >> It just seems like he wants to retain some like semblance of responsibility during an irresponsible act. That is very common. Like you don't want to be typical. Okay, Dad. >> thing is I am Dad about this ████ cuz I don't think it's that hard to not do this. The funny thing is they could just have self-control and not ████ like hoes, right? But that's not even an option. The The thing is they're [laughter] going to ████ hoes. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. But Yeah. >> he's going to read her diary cuz he's smart. You know, like >> Yeah, he already knows she's promiscuous and there's ████ a thousands of other chicks that want to ████ you. Just ████ the other one. Yeah. It's crazy. Also, reading your b████'s diary is crazy.
8:26 I think that's crazy. Nikki has diaries. She's been diarying, I guess, since she was like a little kid and ████ I don't touch the diaries, brother. Yeah, that's >> Except for she's like, "Can you go get my Can you go get it for me?" or whatever. Those are her own thoughts. It's it. I'm exactly I respect that ████ >> Beyond that, do you really want to read all that? >> No. I hear from I hear from her [laughter] enough. I'm like, "OH MY GOD, IT'S MORE TALKING?" >> YEAH, I hear it enough. >> [laughter] >> ████ >> More talking? >> I know you're going to go into detail and side quests and ████ That's why. Yeah. I could just imagine what the diary's going to be. It was going to be like, "I had a dream." You know? Exactly. [laughter] Or like, "I did my new moon ritual and then I lost a poker hand last night. What the ████ is even the purpose of this s███?" And I'm like, "Oh, cool. I get to read it and hear it." >> Yep. That's cool. Yep. Like, no, thank you. Yeah, you already
9:17 saw the movie. Why read the book? >> [laughter] >> Do you Do you guys all believe that? It happens so much that it doesn't seem far-fetched. But then when it happens to people, do they sound like that when they're describing it? >> I believe that he busted on her stomach. >> [laughter] >> I believe that. >> Yeah. You don't You don't believe that he might have just busted in her? Oh, the turk, the how they got pregnant? >> I think a guy like this Look, let's put it like this. You think this is like his first rodeo? He's been ████ and busting on chicks' stomachs for a long time, especially like at his status. So, I don't I don't think he comes inside. I think he knows that's ████ that's that's going to put me in danger zone. Yeah. You know? I also think it's funny that he doesn't use a condom, either. >> [laughter] >> So, like all the stuff that >> He might use condom. He might do He might do the ████ the unsheathe the sword at the moment of
10:07 truth. I I don't think he would have kept that from Piers Morgan in this interview, brother. He doesn't sound very responsible at all. >> Yeah. He just likes to drink and drive, I think. [laughter] It's just crazy. Mm, yeah. It's crazy, too, to to think that his daughter's going to grow up one day and see this clip. >> I know. It's like, you were not conceived out of love. [laughter] This You were not a You were not a love child. >> You got You got basted. Yeah. >> Basted. [laughter] Yeah, he got basted in a con. Damn, that's rough. >> You were mommy's security. Your mom ran away from me, and that and that's why you're born. Oh, dude. Yeah, and then having to hear dad be like, "Mom was a promiscuous [laughter] woman." That's what I'm saying, dude. >> I knew she was promiscuous. It He just has that tone to me, where he sounds like he got his story straight in his head, and he's just trying to recite it. >> do you think the real story is? I think he just ████ nutted in her.
10:57 >> It's ████ up. >> [laughter] >> He nutted in the wrong chick, and then she just got pregnant. >> he just nutted in her, cuz that's To me, that's pretty I've heard of that a lot. From like with the closer you are to someone, the more likely they'll tell you Hey, dog, I just nutted in her. >> [laughter] >> You know, if you don't really know someone, they're like, "Oh, dude, I don't know what happened. I did everything I was meant to do." It's like >> Yeah. Your close friends will straight up tell you, "I got caught up. I got caught up in the moment. I just didn't think it would it would she would get pregnant, you know? It's only one time." >> [snorts] >> You know? >> I'm like, that's I'm wondering like, what Why does he feel like he's on trial? Like, he has to like defend his story. Exactly. It's like, what happened What led to that? I don't know, but I and I don't even want to know now. Now I hope I never know. >> Imagine if it was just Piers going, "Do you have any kids?" >> [laughter] >> And he starts talking about getting It's Piers Morgan Uncensored, so maybe he's like, "When's the last time you had A GOOD NUT?"
11:47 >> [laughter] >> WE DON'T KNOW. THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I SEEN Piers not interrupt and [laughter] be ████ watching just [clears throat] closely and quietly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn, dude. I wonder if Piers can identify with any of this story if he's like, "Yeah, dude. I know how you feel." He was Piers got like thousand ████ kids out there. >> [laughter] >> With hella baby mama. >> Piers has like a hot ass wife. Oh, really? >> Yeah, have you seen her? But doesn't she Isn't he like cucked for her or something? Isn't she what? >> Isn't he like a cuck? >> So well the So the manosphere thinks that it's it's whack that she posts bikini pictures or something. That's it? Just cuz of bikini photos? >> She just posts like >> She like said something. >> No, they just say she's a thirst trap ass ████ or whatever. >> She never made any kind of like kind of sexual statement? >> remember. About the pool boy or some ████ like that? >> Not that I'm [clears throat] aware of. >> Man, maybe they just made that up. >> I don't know. Well, you probably know more more better than I do. I just know
12:37 that she's posting thirst traps and then all these guys like the Andrew Tate boys are like Oh, they destroy him about it. >> Yeah, they they Say she's a hoe like that. >> Wait, there's something about a pool boy. Hang on. >> Yeah, there's some kind of thing where like she said she like captioned something or said something that was like suggestive. And then p- every time like one of his opposition talks to him, they always bring it up and he gets hella mad. That's hella funny. >> pissed, dude. It like sends his super meter all the way up. >> Oh, so she took a poolside picture. I guess the pool boy took the picture. Oh, that's it? >> That's the scandy. >> not that bad. That's what it looks like. Oh, no. It's this. It's this. I'm Again, I'm trying to find out live, guys. I don't know. Okay, it's uh she took a picture wanted pool boy no experience needed. That's the scandy. >> Oh, that's it?
13:28 That's the scandy sign or something. >> It's just already part of the pool, yeah. Yeah. It's a bit. It's a bit. ████ British humor. Yeah. Is she British? I have no idea. >> [clears throat] >> See you.
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