0:00 [Music] there's something going on in uh the Seattle area Seattle that could take over door Dash postmate and possibly uberit oh like a new app something like that but Seattle right do we trust the Seattle area though isn't that where they had the autonomous zone or was that Portland I think it's Portland no Seattle Chaz Chaz Chaz was that Seattle or Portland it wasn't either cuz it was its own territory yeah how dare you not it's like it's own DC almost was it which one was it I don't know they were independent they were independent of chat okay so here's the thing that uh that's Making Waves out there it's a guy named Tony Tony who say he'll deliver your food personally for five bucks as long as it's in the Tony
0:55 Zone what a ████ gem dude that's ████ tight $5 Zone yeah dude Tony delivers yep as long as you're within his Zone yep five bucks or for 10% of the bill if it's over $50 worth of food so so he just um he just bikes everywhere huh yeah so he's been putting up his Flyers like all over the town and then people are like seeing it and going now does he deliver to Chaz maybe the site where it once was sure wait is it worth you ████ okay how long does it take for to pick up food and deliver it if it's five bucks then that means if it takes 15 minutes even to go from one end to the other mhm that means at Max he's only making like 20 bucks an hour maybe I want to know what his method well no you got to
1:45 remember because if the delivery is $90 the food oh he gets 10% he's getting n bucks and if he and then and then and then he might still be banking on when he does show up I bet you at least 40% of people are giving him a tip oh and he might be picking up from like three places oh okay and and people might be because he's not like on an app or whatever the ████ people might be paying him cash so he's not getting tax on it dude we should film up in Seattle we film we order ████ Barbecue Catering dude from poor Tony and we put his business to the test see how fast he is oh yeah it's like hey dude yeah it's like $1000 order so see if you can deliver dude getting 100 bucks for it order also is that is that in the main downtown Seattle area um it says yeah downtown SLU Belltown Cascade Denny
2:36 Triangle it's like btown and all that stuff most of like the main restaurants that a lot of people order from anywhere where it would be convenient for somebody to grab it for you on a busy ass Street cuz they have that whole downtime spot they're all in the same street anyway so it might be a convenient spot for somebody who he just goes Bam Bam Bam there whatever you know Bam Bam Bam here's how you do it he writes it right here you text him your name address and the restaurant and you order your your food on the restaurant's website you text him the estimated weight time and then meet him in the lobby wow pretty cool huh what a nice guy what happens if the guy orders drinks on his bike dude what happens if you order a lot of hot coffee yeah what what do you do then collapsable food hey dude I got a ice cream cake that's going to be not ice cream for very long yeah so I I went down this uh there's a Reddit of people that actually have
3:26 ordered from him and they're talking about how it was and uh a lot of them are like yeah he's great love the guy super cool guy and then some people some people are like uh oh yeah this person said yeah for everyone asking Tony's legit he's super sweet a lot faster than door Dash Uber Eats and asks that if you get a delivery from him you let people know that he is the real deal and then um yeah a lot of people are saying they use him someone said uh he took an hour and a half to deliver his food dude what that's off day I we cut his I compete with Tony in this area I'll I'll I'll deliver your food for two bucks but when I get there I have to show you my penis homie or you got to let me eat with you and you have to look you have to look at it you have
4:17 to look at it see it you have to look it's a flasher dream I'll do that for two bucks dude you do for two bucks two bucks is kind of cuz what if it's like if it's like a 100 bucks that's $10 or I just look at your penis how long do I have to what's it worth for my kink like a lot so like for me I'm like that's worth worth the work how long do I have to look at your penis for you have to like good look at it for like a good 15 seconds yeah yeah you have to let it linger you have to let it linger that's not a flash dude burning in your brain yeah cuz that's the problem if I Postmates once a week then I looked at it four times in a month it's going to be stuck there I'm telling you man I don't want to yeah but by the second month you're desensitized no you might or he starts having weird dreams that's what I'm hoping oh yeah that could Happ or when he gets hungry he start thinking about Steve's dick yeah think Steve's dick randomly for no
5:08 reason the conditioning thing oh my God hey it's only two bucks for food delivery like the Bell Rings uh Steve's dick it's cool though because yeah someone said that they they ordered from him they've been ordering from him for like four or five months that he he uh delivered their burrito in five minutes that's pretty sweet and then another person said they did it during rush and it took an hour and a half because he's the only guy doing it he doesn't have other guys he's literally one dude just Tony so um there's a thing that's actually happening in the dance Community right now especially in like the a bunch of dance studios right if you're like actually established or like U known choreographer or teacher a lot of uh teachers are now opting to rent the studio space and then charge for their classes separate right because the difference if you if you work through the studio and the studio pays you then
5:58 there's like a studio flat fee and then a per rate but if you rent the studio you might rent the studio space for 2 hours which cost significantly Less in terms of what actual total amount comes in then you profit the rest right so it makes a lot more sense if you know you're going to pull students but then you have 100% liability so in any situation where somebody gets injured or you have to refund something or whatever you're fully responsible for everything the studio has no liability cuz you just rented the space and you have to adhere to the rules right so I that's the only concept that I feel is perceivable in this thing if he's the guy who's delivering let's say if he gets in a car accident he doesn't have like Uber Eats or whatever to you know be a a parent company that has an insurance policy if he comes late or some guy gets food poisoning he might end up being responsible or some ████ exactly so I
6:49 think that he just assumes all liability he has a greater profit margin and he might be able to undercut something that's greater but you just assume all resp like liability and responsibility that's the only poti LC then does he have a business insurance I mean it looks pretty his his stuff looks pretty organized does he do it on a bicycle I think so it looks like he wearing a helmet in everyone but that's the other part of the LLC or unless he's a TG that's the other part of that liability right if a Uber Eats let's say a ████ crazy car accident happens and the Uber Eats delivery driver dies Uber eat doesn't go down you know what I mean just one of their drivers did but his whole business goes up if he doesn't you know that's what I'm saying though if he if he gets if he gets like injured and he can't deliver for a week the whole business is down for a week so that that's the the difference with that kind of you saying like that that like Uber Eats and and all those guys should just
7:39 kick his ass something happened to Tony and this video is brought to you by Postmates something happened to Tony my cheesecake didn't come I always wondered when there's like these like new business initiatives who are the people that are like like the first people that are like oh yeah I up Tony guaranteed they're high oh yeah they're walking down the street in Seattle ████ high as ████ they see this ████ poster and they just had their food delivered or or their food didn't show up or some ████ so they're walking to the restaurant and they're pissed yeah cuz look at the poster it's a pretty good sell it says angry with absurd Uber Eats fees that's true it can be a lot sometimes it's good sales copy dude especially for you huh and Seattle is that type of Market to try the like new Underdog like anti-establishment
8:30 anyway and it's all pretty close together five bucks that's true that's a good price do you think do you think those anti-establishment people that start to use him as a a courier would tip him probably not why does it feel like they don't tip well they won't tip because if you say it's hey you're you're the cheap version of this service nobody's going to tip yeah well actually I think the contrary like I I would probably tip knowing if 100% of the tip went to the driver sure you know what I mean the delivery verus sometimes when you know like even when you go into a restaurant and I'll ask sometimes I'll be like hey does the tip go to you or do you have to split it with everybody you know what I'm saying I'll just ask cuz I'm curious cuz I've worked at restaurants where it's been like that before and I liked when the tip went to me for my service versus when I had to cover the ████ ass of somebody else who I hated working with and I knew how to split tips with them
9:20 does 100% of the Junie tip go to the person that's at the reg all the employees oh it pulls pulled yeah okay like it goes to me there's nothing wrong with that if everybody's only Bo you know what I'm saying if the company culture is everybody's dope and is actually working together I steal their tips so he said he notes here that like let's say you get a chicken bowl from Chipotle door Dash a total be 2047 Uber e be 2750 through Tony is 1503 that's a pretty big difference the comparison he could actually become a drug meal too like if you're a drug dealer you make a fake website and then like let's say you just put your drugs in like a hamburger thing and then now you just let all your clients know order a hamburger from my website screenshot at ton will deliver it to you and he doesn't even know he thinks he's delivering happen and this is the part of the video where his marketing starts going downward yeah it starts tanking boom be optimistic imagine ruining
10:12 Tony's business by using him as a drug mu he didn't even know he gets taken down he gets investigated cops don't believe him at all dude rubhub ████ set up or everybody starts hitting them up to Mu drugs and they like where did you get this idea and it's marketing for us but Tony starts delivering in a Ferrari he's like I don't know my BS is just taken off Tony starts putting it together he's like these orders getting lighter and lighter yeah that's so sad like I I opened one of them and there was just buns no Burger yeah but he's he's saying too that like or the people are talking about I'm curious how much money he makes because uh I guess if you do the math he'd had to hit five to six deliveries in an hour in order to make a livable wage see and that's without tips though so now he Liv with his mom yeah cuz I bet Seattle's expensive he it's got to be I think people are number one
11:02 if he's doing bike there's no guas number two if it's more than a $50 Meal which is often times a lot of people order more than 50 bucks he's getting more than that number three it's cash no taxes and then it's ████ also tips like I just think it's it's got to be reasonable cuz I see a QR code right there and Apple pay and stuff so he's got Apple pay or some ████ like that you think he has a spare tire great question he's got if he doesn't have a spare tire then he's probably only making like six bucks an hour yeah it looks like he's like a people's hero though it's pretty cool they all love him he's like a he's like a food delivery vigilante here's the thing he's not telling it's like the movie The Prestige with Christian Bale he's got a twin oh two tonies is that what happens in the movie The Prestige yeah and his twin I've never seen it dude God spoiler there dude even though the movie came out like 17 years ago have you seen the
11:52 prestige yeah it's hella good hella good movie oh I love that twist too so the whole thing at the end is he's not really magician he's The Wolverine in it watch invention basically that's my favorite Christopher Nola movie actually it's it's a movie Christopher movie time favorite movie actually not my favorite Christopher noan movie it's my favorite movie ever really and he just ruined it for me right now magic is pretty wack it's good marketing marketing went up to see it that's kind of what you get what you get that's your penalty for waiting so long finally finished Whiplash yeah I don't ████ like that twist [Music]
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