0:00 Bart, as a ball knower, you know Hella Ball. Who's Paul Pierce? >> Basketball player. >> Celtics. >> Celtics. Exactly. So, he revealed uh that he once broke up with his longtime girlfriend, who he was planning to get married to after finding out how ugly she looks without makeup. And he claims in a podcast recently that women always wearing makeup is like cheating on their man. Cuz he's like, he says, "One morning I was like, whoa." N word. You betrayed me. That's like lying to somebody. >> So, wait. He didn't know what she looked like without makeup >> until they got married. >> Until they were really close to getting married >> or Okay. >> Yeah. >> That's ████ >> Think about it like this, right? You guys remember Prince? >> Y >> he was dating Carmen Electra in the prime of her ████ all her sexuality,
0:52 right? >> Yep. >> Still hot, by the way. Um he he said later on that Carmen Electra used to wake up in the morning before him or I think she actually admitted she used to wake up in the morning before him and put her makeup on. >> I can see chicks doing that at that level. >> I think she's still a nine without makeup on. There's no way. But I'm just saying like if you're trying to like let's say bag a basketball player, >> I can see where your upkeep is going to be way different if you're trying to win the heart of a farmer >> cuz he has a,000 women in the DM at any moment that's like ready to go. >> So she probably smells crazy good, looks pretty crazy good. Like 23.5 hours of the entire day, sleeps perfect, never ████ snores. like she's at keeping her best behavior and then maybe at one moment where she finally like is a
1:44 little bit vulnerable, he's like, "God damn, you ugly." >> And believe this is her. >> She kind of looks like female uh Scotty Pippen. >> Oh my god. Yeah, you're right. >> You remember uh you remember Sister Sister? >> Oh yeah, Tia. Yeah. >> Yeah. She look like Sister Sister. Hell like Sister Sister. >> She looked that bad without makeup. >> I never really >> She looks great right there. But like female Scotty Pippen. >> Female Scotty Pippen. You said it >> like to me it's not a big surprise. Like women always enhance and they do beauty ████ right? So like for him to be surprised I'm like you're supposed to figure that ████ out way early. >> That's why you ████ try to hook up early on and like get in the most dirtiest places and like like you're just traveling ████ up and then you're like she's still hot when she's wrecked. I'm down. >> But they don't live the farmer life.
2:35 Like they're like flying private jets. Like they're like their upkeep is, you know, this fool probably sleeps with the Rolex on. Got probably got tow rings and ████ Like it's like you're just at a different level. >> Championship. >> He's not he's not being a hippie like me where you look over you're like we haven't showered in 3 days and you're still ████ beautiful. Let's go. I think I can keep this one. >> Yeah. They're they're never they're not seeing each other like raw at all ever. >> Cuz it's just too st You think it's stress or what do you think it is? Trying to keep your man ████ >> I don't know. I just think when you're like at a certain level of bougge, you have your own bathroom the size of someone's living room. Like if you're water, you turn it on and it's ████ Dani coming out of the faucet. You're just a different level of bougge, you know? >> Wow. >> Dani, >> you're so trash that you think Dani is like that. >> No, I'm just saying coming out of your tap though. >> No, no, but you you need you need a better reference. >> Dani is tap water.
3:27 >> Okay. Whatever other brand ████ >> Kirkland Kirkland coming out of >> Kirkland's cheap >> cuz I got ████ Nevada. I got Lake Me coming out. But I'm talking about other people if they have like, you know, they have a different level of booge. It's I can see why they never get to know the real each other ever. But I'm talking about like even before the boo like these guys aren't like generational wealth is what I'm saying. Like you learn though. No, but I'm saying like earlier in high school, you learn, everyone learns that you want to see the real her early on, so you're not like surprised. This ████ is how old and he finally learned that. >> I mean, this guy might be having sex with his ████ sunglasses on though, so you don't know. >> That's what I mean. >> You know, you're on another level. Like, >> like I think he learned it in high school, but they're both of these guys
4:17 like Mr. and Mrs. Smith. So, it's at such a high level they deceived each other. He doesn't expect them to be normal. >> Yeah. Like he took off his sunglasses for the first time. >> I thought you was ████ 10 out of 10. >> To Bart, this is next level ████ dude. >> Yeah, dude. If that's coming out of a garden hose, that's crazy, man. >> It's actually got worse pH than tap water. >> Nikki will not drink it. >> Yeah, it tastes like ████ You know why? It's by the Coke company, right? >> So, the Coke company does that doesn't have the same standards as our pipes. So they have corroded ass ████ like pipes and ████ and they just turned the tap. It's literally ████ tap from Georgia or whatever the ████ it is. >> Second Dani reference by the way in two days. He's been like, "Oh man, you got the Dani. You're living the good life." >> I don't even I never drink Dani. I actually don't like Dan. >> You big poser.
5:07 >> Why would you use that AS A PREMIUM REFERENCE? >> I don't know. I'm just I'm just saying a name brand water coming out of your faucet is crazy. >> Don't pretend like you don't have Saratoga. >> This guy is the Saratoga guy. I just love it cuz you're a rich guy. But you you're kind of trash. You're kind of trash a little bit. >> I'm not rich. I'm not rich. I'm a far I'm a farmer compared to that guy. >> You live next to ████ what's his name? Basketball player for a while. >> Lu Al Dang. >> Jason Richson. No, >> dude. That means you that means you did well enough in life where he's your ████ neighbor >> for like a quick second and have to move out. Got to sell the house. >> Hey, but didn't he take out your trash for you? But I knew how ugly Gio really was within two or three days. >> Damn. >> See, but that's the rule. Everyone knows. That's the game. You got you're going to stay long term, man. You better ████ learn. >> What about that one cat from China who like sued his wife or some ████ cuz his kids were ugly. >> Oh, no. It was because of the plastic surgery, right?
5:57 >> Yeah, cuz that's different. That was a meme. >> You can't take that ████ makeup off cuz you like >> That's real trickery. >> Yeah, that's a whole another level. >> But at the same time though, >> it's not like you're ugly. >> Well, but that's like uh how Kylie Jenner got big titties, right? And then she told the internet, "Hey, if you want big titties like mine, here's exactly what to get." >> I feel like she has the proper road map that she could just give her kids one day and then they'll be Gucci. >> Yeah. And her titties are great. >> They're fantastic. >> Yeah. Me and Nina were just staring at them. >> You saw naked, >> huh? >> You saw naked? >> No, no, no. Oh, >> she just she just shows like her, you know, >> cleavage all the time. But you know who has the real titties? X23. My brother. >> Who's X23? Oh, you Oh, you asked that last time, too. You sick ████ You know exactly who X23 is.
6:47 >> And then you asked for the HD photo afterwards on that TV like like you're about to right now. >> Like an innocent little boy. Like, oh, who's that? I don't watch her all the time. >> You're like, Stephen, please please please put up the photo right now. Yeah, you did that. >> I would have remembered if I had No, you don't have a good memory. >> Please put photo. >> Who Who the hell told you you have a good memory? >> I know I have a good memory. >> You do not have a good memory. You don't even remember all the cuck stories we've done on this show. >> Oh, man. Man, I hate those. Blame him. >> Maybe I don't have a good memory, though. >> You do not have a good memory. >> I have a good memory for useless things. >> That's a fact. I know. Hang on. Have my back. H Have my back. Have my back. Editors. X23 bikini. I'm getting it. And I'll be good this time. I I know how to find THE BIG ONES. >> OH, LOGAN'S DAUGHTER. >> Daffany Keane. My brother calling it daughter is crazy.
7:37 >> That's insane. Actually, >> I see. Okay. X23. Yeah, I see it. This was a Oh, cuz I was like X3, X13. I was like, that's like some ████ madeup fictional Marvel name. I was like, okay, I see what it is. >> Let's see it. >> Yep. >> Jesus, those are some heavies. What is that? >> Gears a ████ Wow, they cast a shadow. Wow. >> It's called a call back. >> It's pretty good. I like it. >> But yeah, you get the idea, right? >> That's Wolverine's daughter. >> Wolverine's daughter. >> How do you have a double crease and a dark shadow in the middle? That means it's really big. >> It's getting squished.
8:27 >> Those things can't be contained, my brother. You got to put a perimeter wall around those things. We got to dig a ditch, too, boys. >> Wait, so is Paul Pierce divorcing her or suing her? What is he doing? >> No, he never got with her because of that. >> That was the main reason. >> And he told people about this, like making himself sound like a scumbag. >> Well, he probably thought that was a legitimate excuse. Like he goes, "Bro, like you, that's not fair. That's not who I wanted." >> I think he's trying to warn guys, too. He's like He's like, >> "You got to watch out, boys, cuz they wear that makeup." >> AND WE ALL KNOW THIS ████ Like we all know how our ████ glow up hard when they wear makeup. It's ████ awesome. And we we also forget that they don't look like that when they're wearing makeup. We're like, "Whoa, holy ████ ████ She always looks like this." It's like when they wear push-up bras. We're like, "Oh, yeah. I forgot she has huge titties." >> And then all of a sudden you're like, "Oh, wait. No, she doesn't."
9:18 >> What the What happened to those titties? >> They're huge when they're milk banks. I'll let you know. >> Milk bank. >> Tell you that, my guy. >> But I heard they're not for you. I'm taking them. >> Sure. >> Sh. I'm I'm robbing the bank. >> Sharing is caring. >> Dang, dude. Are you the milk man? >> He's like, "Can I be the breast pump?" But then like I'll spit the milk back in this bottle. >> Do you come home and you're like, "Baby babe, the milkman's here." I'm like, "Baby, Captain Crunch is home." >> And she's like, "WILL YOU SHUT THE ████ UP? WILL YOU SHUT THE ████ UP? THE BABY'S TRYING TO SLEEP." >> You were trying to be funny as ████ and you just like, "Shut up." just hella serious at you and you're like, "What the ████ going on?" Huh? >> I've been there, brother. >> Dude, I feel like I'm there with you. >> I've been there, man. It just happens.
10:09 >> They're stressed out, dude. >> Dude, when they're stressed out, I mean, Nikki, so Nikki is a ████ ass. And she'll be wearing little shorts and ████ She doesn't even know she's popping that ass out and like looking at her phone over bent over the counter. Doesn't even think about it. And I'll come up and like start humping her ████ butt and she she's like, "Get what the f███." Like if she's stressed out, she's like, "Oh my god, what the f███?" >> And we just we just we just pulling up lumpy dumpy dump and we're just like >> you just got like a half bone and you're like >> we're ████ dude. >> Yeah, I think so. >> Oh, yeah. >> We're just trying to have fun when there's something seriously going on. >> It's never serious. But in the one and in the one and 190th time when she actually picks that ass up and pushes it back against me, I'm like, "This is worth every negative no. ████ off. Out
10:59 of here that that could ever get doled out. >> Please, Stephen. I told you stop. Please." Ah, no. I'm going to call the cops. No. >> Worth every single one, huh? Oof. >> Cops
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