0:00 [Music] just a quick update we have talked about a little bit of golf stuff here we talked about this uh new uh league called live golf that is crazy dude super super crazy fun to watch there there goes joe joe got a bunch of golf clubs for a dollar uniform looking like a streets of rage enemy where from the thrift store i bought this at goodwill in las vegas i need you to see this a dollar per club because on monday it's a dollar day sale so any sticker that day is it's a dollar and then this bag twenty dollars wait have it been on dollar day what the ████ not containers not for containers it's not it's different numbers it only has
0:50 two of the same club yeah but hey not bad are those good clubs anthony lee do you know it's a dollar what do you expect pro master plus how could they not be they sound pretty good to me is it like target ████ or costco ████ promaster plus they're they're old they're really old like dunlop stuff yeah but uh hey that being said like we said live golf is this new league that started at saudi back so they got ████ unlimited buckets of money they got billions oh literally they have poured billions upon billions of dollars to invest into this thing um it's a different format and they've been trying to pretty much poach all of the major tour players i know this one and aren't they offering how much are they paying uh phil mickelson has been the top paid golfer in this past year with like about 138 million even though he's like 40 plus on all of
1:40 his games right but what whoa that was a diss huh yeah that was enough to know that so he's whack now a little bit but he's ████ rich right but what has just been confirmed is that tiger woods was obviously approached by live golf because you know they said they need they need people to move the needle they need people that move the market but didn't he say ████ you guys so he turned down roughly 700 to 800 million brace yourself right to join live golf oh that's a lot bro but he does he is he still playing golf actively though yes he is he's still playing for sure he just finished uh you know the masters at st andrews but he's at the paga right can you talk about hunger for like a billion so just say yes go stop world hunger real quick and then go back to the pga tour doesn't he already have a billy anyway so if he so he's one of three athletes
2:31 uh that have reached that billion dollar mark along with michael jordan and lebron james and charles swoops hey wait what are you laughing what happened hey magic's a billionaire magic yeah oh yeah magically as an athlete as an athlete oh but wait jordan didn't become a billionaire now true what the ████ are you talking about yeah julia what kind of host is this huh julia this entire time i'm like literally thinking how could i make that much money and the only thing that popped into my head was only fans hey very brave very industrious very brave of you but it's like ████ don't no butts just go for it if that's your passion i don't okay look i don't know if that's my passion tiger's not passionate about goldberg this man's passion is masturbation and
3:22 if he can make money on only fans masturbating he would okay have you started i don't even have a only fans account and i think i failed myself in my trope because i like porn but i don't really like only fans damn i'm sorry dude what yeah that's hard that's hard well because we're finally having a real conversation with joe now we're opening it up that's a hard thing let's open up for a second because like all right so here's the thing man like although i am a pervert yeah i am also very cheap oh i feel like cheaper that's that's the best kind there's so many there's so much content out there already it's like i i don't have a hbo subscription i don't have a ████ hulu subscription because i have youtube you know what i mean i could get out of vpns i could watch these things you know and the only thing i pay for is a netflix account so then when it comes to porn i have the same mentality
4:13 there's so many so many sites to stream just cancel netflix and then subscribe to only fan stuff no i can't get myself to do it think of it as market research but you know what i think only fans you're paying for more of an affection you're not paying just for sex and for me i'm against that yeah you want these girls attention if you're an only fans person but you don't care about that yeah yeah is more like intimacy like you're looking to have a conversation all this i mean like you could get nudes everywhere but for me i don't want personalization i don't want to treat them like people is what you're saying i don't want to treat them like people yeah i want just more like objects i just want yeah object that makes sense yeah i don't want to get to know them no no i mean that's why you gotta do only fancy what would you have on yours photos of like dicks and ████ out there but like joe it's your dick i
5:03 know it's special joe jessica yeah finally at last the unveiling she's talking from experience but it's just dick you know what i have to provide a good conversation what does that mean i don't know if you want to hear this but you're more than just a dick dude that's just yeah you really think that about me i think you'd probably do interesting things with your dick that no one else could do i know that people watching this are like i really wanted to hear about what julia wanted to do on the only thing but i really do think we can crack this with joe right now if you guys will don't mind circle back if you guys don't mind we're gonna do with joe first like i bet you could show people smegma and stuff like that and that'd be interesting oh god dude that would be or like what porn am i watching tonight maybe that's the that's how you start that's a good one too right my my my or just do your own uh instructions porn pics dude joe's top 10 porn picks
5:53 i go past the paywall for that oh my gosh you're just wearing your glasses and just ████ analyzing everything to tell you what other porn to watch joe professional porn analyst i'm telling you everybody loves you know compilation like a dj but like for porn hey it's like when the it's like when you're watching a porn and you're kind of into it but then the camera guy starts talking and you're like oh this is even better with like this commentary i love when they talk i love this a lot of this commentary there would be something i would remove so every single time and this happens a lot in early 2000's porn it's right when the guy's about to bust they cut to his face yeah just see the emotion the raw like that i don't want to see a man's ████ face
6:43 while i'm trying to like synchronize my nut at the same time because what if i accidentally bust and it's to his face while you're looking at his face that makes sense or it's a it's a shot of his butthole you know you see that those are really funny porn pranks to do in porn like purposely do that cut to something else so that right when you bust you're looking at like ████ some like disaster that's the genre i watch that's pretty good that's a whole giant great and this is why i don't pay for porn it cuts to people in a flood [Laughter] if you start one you you let me know how that goes okay yeah i'll let you know eventually uh-huh you're gonna be the first subscriber have you thought about
7:34 it have you actually considered doing this or are you just are you just ████ around i don't know i feel like i feel like i usually ████ around when i mention it but then i feel like the more i talk about the more i'm like intriguing there's a lot of potential in there you know only there's a lot of untapped potential it doesn't have to be sexual yeah i know that's not here no yeah yeah like cat she she doesn't show ████ she just shows feet [Laughter] i don't know because i'm not subscribed but apparently apparently she does a lot of feet stuff i would assume it's a slippery slope and she you know what she does she rates dicks people send her pictures up there oh yeah and then she goes that's about a three that's four or whatever and she talks
8:24 ████ i hurt my feelings you know she talks she she likes they like she has a good system can you can you talk ████ about my dick yeah and talk about how small it is do you feel like do you feel like you would ever be okay with like getting just a bunch of dick photos and you just are honest it's just honest reasons you don't have to do anything you don't have to like it you could just be like five but you could just genuinely be like wow i've seen a hundred days saying that's a seven and a half yeah i mean i'm trying to get a house so like yeah oh well then let's talk yes i think you'd blow up bro yeah your ████ would be crazy i bet you we could start it right you want a boat with that house take it right now and get some subscribers right now a little pitch real quick pitch what do wet wednesdays wet wednesdays that's a good tack yeah i like that and whatever that is to you yeah you make it your own you you take that do whatever choose your own adventure
9:14 yeah dirty thursdays you make it wet i don't want to make it i think i'm just getting intimidated by this i'm gonna get through this sax saturdays that's two on the nose today i think i think holocaust little wednesdays i think the the whole norm like what everyone else does like masturbating on camera that stuff is like played out laid out it's only fantastic one of those videos you gotta be playing mafia by yourself as soon as i hear that little buzzer buzz i'm like oh great you're gonna use old-timey ████ johnson's net worth is 620 million what does this have to do with julia's
10:05 only three billion about golf let's talk about julia all right and imagine johnson's not a billionaire i'm sorry that's what i'm saying 620 million that's all i'm saying us workshopping joe's and julia's only fans that's so much better than ████ golf right now you know what i mean that's all anthony day ████ snore dude no golf is great i'm a fan you're not coming to the driving range ever with us wish you never would anyway yeah no ████ way you're not gonna get the ████ driving it's on green street i'm out see you there we golf now we tried oh you guys try okay we don't succeeded it very well but we do try we try we try our you wanna go golfing with us except nid i haven't been able to go i was planning on going something happened literally flake twice we see whoever hangs out with us we see i'm gonna hang on saturday i don't ever see nick outside of the soft side even when we went to hawaii together we never hung out we
10:56 hung out once yeah one just one day we say friday's for the boys and nick says i can't do it that's how it is every time he's one of those uh social media friends oh that's bridger he's there for his vlog channel comes in blasted just you guys and you never see him again you
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