0:00 [Music] all right we're just keep on talking about somebody but never say their name we all know who he is but never remember okay all right who's the name that we all know no no never mention the name never mention what happens if you ask I see I see okay okay got but I think I met him back in high school actually he used to d Drive a Camaro yeah I remember that that was nice yeah and then I saw him again a couple weeks ago outside of a salt and straw oh yeah and it was asking me if I knew Ryan and I was like dude I shoot JK news run he's like you shoot JK news I
0:50 was like you know JK news but you don't know I shoot JK news yeah look at this ████ Coke dude damn who ████ this up wait think it came like that I don't know if this going to work make it C no way oh you know he had a Coke like that once remember try to take take all of his was he the guy that used to own the Millennium on uh in Burbank he says make related to that guy so he never get funny it's a nice little his his Coke exploded remember that D that was way crazier than this ████ nothing his can looks crazy his was way worse can win didn't it explode in the car too yeah didn't he have a Land Cruiser like one the old ones huh but that was like after the Camaro though
1:42 after the Camaro uh way cool though wreck his Camaro wrecked it he's a rider too no was he okay yeah he's okay now he sold the Bronco uhhuh yeah he does have a Land Cruiser though he's going to ████ up just go a little bit what do you think is going to happen just a little bit should I do it in the bathroom no because that happened to him and it was not a good it was totally fine when he did it good idea he did spill a Coke in the bathroom this was more his was more concave he's a very like accident prone person in general especially when it's a concave on a alumin of Cam like that yeah he did thought it worked perfectly beautiful cocacola today didn't he do a coke commercial back there that one dude I think he did a jingle he produced a jingle form that's sick that's so cool W he musition yeah been producing music some people
2:33 like that dude I swear mostly commercials oh worked his way up did the co commercial no give me the uh guacamole I feel like he was CH though H oh no that's not true that's how he eded into the food scene was working with Chipotle and he was the guy that made the jingle for the ad more guac with a fe sauce mhm wait how does the how does the jingle go it went dingleberry dingleberry Berry dingleberry dingleberry dingleberry be How it Go and went dingleberry out of my head now I've never had a dingleberry wao probably a good thing dingleberry
3:25 dingleberry dingleberry juice we were trying to it didn't work but what when you walked away Anthony's all hey let's let's try to act like we're talking about a person but never let Joey in on it so he'll be like who the ████ guys talking about the whole time we're just making up ████ you didn't even care he did not give a ████ you didn't give a ████ at all you guys were talking about somebody we were trying to relate everything you said to this fictional guy that doesn't exist and you did not even budge this is basically what Joe does in the regular yeah just you realize that that you just didn't even care be rude you're being polite that's making us look like asshol I like you guys are already talking about something I'm not going to ████ come in and derail it D it wait you're not going to come in and derail something talking about oh my god
4:17 dude I'm not going to come in you did cuz we started talking about you came in look at this coke I really was thinking it was just a matter of minutes before you'd be like who the ████ are you guys talking about yeah well we've done stup videos you just say that more to that part you can trick me Welcome to our careful boys mukbang we're having shora town obviously which is what we eat at least once every uh session weekend oh yeah and my best is I know they got house salsa but tapao on a burrito mhm that combination especially like a chorizo or like some type of breakfast burrito that combination cannot be beat ooh breakfast burrito I haven't had one of those in a
5:07 minute have you sometimes just crave like a simple bean and cheese burrito yeah but it has to be microwavable only really huh I would never order one oh yeah yeah yeah I know what you you guys ever had California Burritos mhm put french fries in it has french fries in it absolutely burrit you don't like it it's too starchy m I like gas station burritos have you ever had that big long green one no what the heck oh the Long Green Burrito yeah I have is it is that called that or something like that right it's called Green Burrito in a green package yeah yeah yeah I had a long one the hot dogs are fire too mhm is the place called Green Burrito have actual green burritos the one that's always bunked with like Carl's junor oh oh yeah yeah mhm I don't know I never knew what a Green Burrito was I still don't
5:58 know just but I just remember you just eat it since a kid but isn't it like a green enchilada like Chas but green sauce wasn't it just Green Burrito mhm okay great glad we solved it I mean a healthier like a oh you're saying Green in that way I don't think it's healthier no like a EV no I don't care anymore I don't care anymore I don't care anymore got mad never did anybody had a favorite burrito or breakfast burrito spot for a while it was mocha salsa I mocha salsa hell yeah that was in our Hood yeah that was one of my favorites ████ it mocha sauce was bomb H bomb we used always do the lucky boy ones lucky boy Pasadena breakfast burritos they are bomb we ate them so much that like I just got played out you
6:50 know just wanted like something else but like every time you go to like the little they have like lasas in Pasadena little Mexican chain and they used to have some banging little breakfast burrito before lucky Boys in uh Orange County cuz uh I went to Sunny Hills in Fullerton we would always go to a spot called George's and you would dish like you know first or second period in order to go over there have these fat burritos and with the with this crazy ranch sauce and I remember just being the dankest burritos I ever had is it still around I don't know I haven't been there in decades but you should go pay over that honestly I I would hell you would go to sleep though is M sa no I would no I wouldn't I think so cuz there were two of them right yeah damn it's still there probably this is definitely spicy there
7:40 was the one in La Habra that's the one I would go to more yeah when was your guys's first introduction to Mexican food wasn't until after high school what isn't that crazy what really yeah I refused to eat Mexican food until like end of senior year do are you including Taco Bell and Del Taco yeah never what I still never well no I think I've had them once but like I never had either of those until after high school how did you get introduced your friends it was like a running bit that I had with my friend who was El Salvadorian uh I used to call the Mexican all the time just to make him mad and then uh he would always want to eat mexic food and I would say no was a joke and I just never ate it what about your parents though they never qu they don't they don't eat burritos and tacos and stuff yeah oh really no they don't eat that we used to not eat a lot of
8:31 Mexican food growing up but until I started going to my homies houses and their their moms would like just make me a plate they would make this thing called hia which is like Ceviche but I think it's like crab meat or whatever was so good anytime the um she would make it we'd always go over and just smash on it it's so easy to eat it's especially when it's hot cuz it's it's like get some tostados some hot sauce and like Valentina or or some Tapo and you just crush a Whole Bowl it was like the best I think King Taco was one of the first places I would getac Mexican food out it's when I first moved to Cali first time me food bomb when I first moved to California Sacramento that's where I had tacos and burritos so that's the first thing I eat when I come back from a trip or like I'm out of like
9:21 overseas or out of state first thing we eat is usually some Mexican food when we come back cuz you always can't get any good ones it's almost like a it's just like when you grow up in California it's a part of the culture like it's like home it's a weird feeling like I'm not Mexican at all but it feels like I'm home when I eat Mexican food it's comfort food for sure yeah I'm the opposite y'all I can't is there another Fork somewhere you know when I come back from Hawaii there's no desire to buy food when I come back to Cali from Hawaii oh yeah yeah yeah like or what do you guys want to go out to eat I'm like I don't know I don't care cuz you know Hawaii I miss a good burrito like I don't know Hawaii has Mexican food but it's not like California no way yeah are there Chipotles in in Hawaii yeah pretty pretty
10:11 common yeah but it's not it's not like the thing where people go like all the homies know they just go to a local spot no matter what or zippies you know but nobody just goes H let's go get yourip bule wait the ████ there better food there is the zippies in Nevada like just as good as the Hawaii one it's pretty good and they're making a second one pretty good I don't know I haven't gone yet oh you haven't gone it's pretty good I could say that I've been yeah we'll try it out dank the building looks big yeah I saw building looked amazing it's huge like huge huge is it pretty packed and busy yeah there's a separate like dry like pickup line and then there's the eat in restaurant side too ████ huge but there's so many Hawaiians in Vegas
11:02 you know yeah yeah yeah makes sense the what the sixth Island s eth nth nth nth island island isn't it funny how like they go from the most moistest part to the most driest part part yeah moistest moist this is great every time I went to Vegas I got sick me too it's the air is it dry air or something I always get sick out there me up too much no no it was even before I drinking but if I did drink it was like it was the ultimate boom you're going to get sick because you know when you drink your immune system drops and then the air already sucks ass so you just sucking ass the whole day you know ass sucker ████ ass sucker loser well if you just never stop drinking then your immune system never drops no I probably die you guys don't get oddly
11:52 like dehydrated and like dir like ████ up and like dizzy and ████ in Vegas or just in general no yeah Vegas oh Vegas want more chips I'm good dude thank you like I drink a lot of water and whatever right but just from the 8 hours of not drinking water while I'm sleeping I wake up all ████ up well yeah I mean definitely got to wake up and drink water right away no Vegas was it was weird every time I went to Vegas except uh when I went with Quest Crew when I went remember that one time we went that was fun but the before that every time like it was cold as ████ somehow and then the wind was blowing like crazy and I got I got fevers and I went again after that same thing happened but magically though when I'm winning money in Vegas I'm not
12:43 sick at all you feel fine feel wonderful doesn't even matter anymore it's got Good Vibes yeah I don't know what it was and then the next day when I lose it all again mhm I get sick Dam so sick do you guys think uh Vegas is business model will hold up against the Next Generation I don't know because CL casinos gen Z and on we're not gambling anymore Millennial like not like greedy ass Boomers not like not like dumbass Gen X but then you know how like streaming services got really into uh or not streaming services but like streamers home Casino yeah like different celebr been like shopping gambling to kids and ████ they get paid H to do online is going to be crazy now a lot of them just be doing
13:33 that home home gambling MH that's crazy to me like that's so accessible I think gambling will always be big I don't give a ████ what generation you are you're going to grow up you're going to get money you're going to gamble but is it going to be slot machines that people like yeah localized in Vegas is lower because it's not like the slot Mach my age or younger who likes slot machines dude wait until you meet somebody your age when you're older you're going to find somebody like slot machines cuz the slot machines aren't you're not playing everybody's going in doing Lucky Sevens every single time it's like the slot machines evolve they're digital they you got pressing bonuses they got giant LED screens like they're going to evolve yeah into something that speaks to people of that generation it's always going to work yeah they got a lot of money in that study of course but what I like about
14:24 the casinos start like 30 years ago you know yeah that they're taking away is that everything was a good ████ deal and you could get like premium ████ for like dirt cheap and then the whole like feeling you go and I remember everyone was dressed up everything was cool looking and then like now everything is you got to pay for parking the food's garbage or it's like expensive and it's like I don't know it's not the same as the Vegas I remember first going I just wish they stopped smoking cigarettes in there like I know it's cool I guess for cigarette smokers but at the end of the day I'm just I got kicked out for smoking a blunt in the casino I was like pissed off I'm like this old lady smoking cigarettes next to me Shane smoking but they're like blunt
15:15 marijuana Blunt's a wild smell though compared to cigarette smoke I think it smells so much better than C I do too but like compared to those fools they're like get the ████ out of here yeah but syrups are so bad oh they smell so gross so bad that's true cuz I don't mind a cigar yeah whatever I bought it in Vegas oh yeah we no buying it in Vegas doesn't mean it's legal to smoke it in public oh it's all good realization you know the laot does yeah you can't you can't smoke in a public here either right could you smoke a Black and Mild and ████ in the casino can begin yeah you probably can right those are really stinky probably right you know the the tobacco from a cigar or like like a shisha Huga or whatever it doesn't smell bad to me though shisha bro what he say tobacco from a cigar all that stuff yeah
16:05 yeah you don't want to be film me no no I was just saying go ahead you just realize we you're were filming right now no no no no I was just confused it's more casual okay okay cool cool Sorry guys you you have to share a life story now I'm so sorry I thought you just realized like like you said something you weren you didn't want to say no no I just people were walking he looked at me he was like we filming he looked like you was going what the ████ you snitched on Colleen dude he was like no I just confused sorry stud tell us about the last time you cried uh was I watched the I watched the Instagram video it was it was like a 1:00 a.m. you know when you you know what 1:00 a.m. when in the fields when you you just the feelings are feels you know so I looked
16:57 around make sure nobody was around me kicked all the dogs out you had to prep your cry I was like you know that you were going to cry you f I like how you had to even kick the dogs out cuz he didn't want judgment from the dogs yeah no I don't want no dogs looking at me feeling sorry for me but uh it's one of those dad videos you know was like you must be the best dad possible with the craziest song in the back and I just like ████ hey yeah I will be the best that videos get me too man that videos are kind of good wrong dogs can tell when you're sad and they try to they try to like yeah make sure you're okay and ████ that's why I kick my dogs out I don't want you feeling don't they don't deserve us dude we ████ feed them for free two Tre they
17:48 ain't got to do ████ right ████ spending all our money we should eat them wait are we filming you sure are hey I'm going to send you this video so you been watching it real quick what did you save it or something it's it's the go-to video that like this ████ will always make me cry should we watch it watch it watch you can't make me cry though is it is it okay is it a thae bank is it a Thai Bank commercial oh I know that was I've seen that one it's a high life insurance oh yeah that one yeah I seen that I mean there's a bunch of them but this particular one is like I think I've seen this one around though they hit all the notes this one destroys me every time ████ guac on my phones as hell too anytime I see like a dog rescue video where they find a dog like really a ████ up condition I was just going to do one after we and then they heal him up dude that ████ gets me going
18:39 brother and do you like the part where they switch the dog to a healthy one and you don't even you just believe it like a sap shut up dude that would be a crazy content like don't lie to me right but youve seen that there's content Farms that be doing that to dogs on purpose right they just toss them in the ditch and then they and then they rescue them no way all the time and they add the fleas and stuff I always feel like that's always a possibility like whenever I yeah when they find a dog and they're like look at this poor dog let me clean it and it's like oh no you did that ████ you ████ ████ sometimes when it's a shelter I'm like okay maybe it's not but they fake that ████ with the blacksmithing videos too wait blacksmithing videos yeah you know where they take like a horse shoe and they're like I'm going to make a knife out of this how do they do it at some point in the middle they just how do they fake it is it somebody
19:29 making a knife and somebody taking a horseshoe that's what you think but halfway through sometimes it's a different ore by the time it becomes more that oh ████ yeah cuz you know they only go to a point and then it's they just start making a knife out of cuz if you're not a ████ blacksmith you wouldn't know from me sometimes I'm not not all of them but like cuz it's always how it is it's like primitive Tech like as soon as one of those is successful they're just going to make a bunch of fake ones D I know it's heartbreaking but all the content might be really fake yo but it's you know anything real it's all just for Boomers you know Boomers and 10year old yeah it's all for your auntie to send you dude my dad sends me so many ████ YouTube shorts of like all these random topics I'm like dude what are you watching all the time they call it like they call AI videos whatever like um there's an AI video that's up everyone just goes oh this Boomer Doom Boomer Doom they're
20:20 going to believe it yeah they just believe and they pass it on on F like my family members on Facebook they just keep passing on AI ████ just thinking it's real like good Lord you really can't it's sad because they watching Society crumble around us well just older people just think GTA is real like they they can't tell the difference with their eyes they're just so old have you seen those videos of Grandma watching it yeah she's reacting yeah she's reacting to the news dude cuz dude if you have a little bit of catara and then you're watching ████ GTA 5 it's over bro comes out that's crazy I never even thought about that kind of level just do you guys have sympathy for the old I don't because it's like you had way you had a head start this technology came out at the same time maybe even earlier you had a head ████ start I mean think about it dude Steve Jobs is probably older than you a lot of these check guys that
21:11 invented and did all these things they're older than our parents right and it's like and you still behind on technology dude come on man those are the people that says no you need to get a real job there's people that say no you need to go outside and have fun for 12 hours without anything to do so we just down there to come back when the lights come back okay I'm outside having fun no Joe those were the non-believers they say don't chase your dream and get a real job get a real job is still the strangest thing cuz I've never I've only heard that from people that think they have a real job but most jobs are not jobs we just have cool jobs that's true no but you never hear like an entrepreneur tell you to do that yeah get a job no they just go what are you doing okay um are you making money all right cool um how much are you spending all right that's probably
22:01 they're just asking you practical questions cuz doesn't that make more sense to hear advice like that from somebody who's done both and has had access to both it's like if I ate these two different kinds of cookies I can tell you which one to try but if I've never even achieved something why would I dissuade you from that cuz they're they're it's like someone who's never even had a job before trying to tell you how to have a career or it's their version of what they think is right you know or just what their parents told them it's it's so funny cuz you can you can go on the social social media of like some wildly successful I don't know like harmonica maker who's like going viral and gets millions in ads and then his comments are full of get a real job from people that are probably making pennies to his dollar true it's so sh to me yeah but it's so fun to just talk ████ to somebody yeah there's punching I don't even think they're having fun I think they're legitimately upset yeah yeah AB which is like really weird how
22:52 you make money making harmonica if they don't like make a living through their passions then they get bitter towards anybody who know you ever you ever like talk to somebody especially in the industries that we have like work in you ever talk to somebody who just has like a real job in the way of like they're W2 and they work for somebody else like sometimes they don't have any concept of like what we have to do right I think it's funny like they don't they don't understand the concept of he didn't say anything being an independent you guys are ████ 1099 W2s don't exist here I don't think you're say anything wrong with that no for sure but like sometimes when they're talking to you about like what your job is there's such a disconnect of like yeah well they don't even understand basic economics and they don't even understand like even at at a basic managerial level like they've always been like entry level or they never held
23:43 a job and then when you run your own business you have to learn all these other things on the Fly whether you're good at it or not you have to learn it I never understood the the one-way rage like only one side is telling the other get a job but imagine if some guy was like get get an LLC get an LLC why don't you incorporate or or he's like go give someone a job true why don't you go freelance yeah want you freelance for once that is true huh what if what if all the what if all the creatives went after the data entry specialist and been angry with them yeah why don't you start singing and Performing it's like what the ████ I've only ever heard like I've only ever heard entrepreneurial people like compliment people with real jobs because
24:33 it's they envy that too there's lots of qualities to Envy like I love that stability and they they need people in their team that would want to work regular job there's no way you can Be Your Own Boss without people that are willing to also work for you sure yeah it all works together it's like that's pretty but I do see from what do you call it the wab be like the Wana Peters the guys that are want they want to be their own it's like they it's it's such um they they only see it as like well I don't I'm not going to work for the man I'm going to make myself rich and then they also demonize having a 9o5 oh so they talk crap about people with like normal jobs like why aren't you doing what you love you're just a cog of the machine that could exist without because like if everybody was that that makes no sense
25:23 yeah stupid I'm glad we have you know W's here and everything yeah we're w I'm glad we're W2 yeah thank you
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