0:05 Welcome back to another episode of Careful Boys, where we have relationship expert Anthony Lee. Hey, finally. >> I just love making different things for you. >> Everyone's been asking for him. >> Now, do you think this is a real thing? I I hear rumors about it. I I hear stories that, you know, maybe some people do this. Are there really couples where one of them purposefully wants or encourages or causes the other person to become less attractive over time in order to keep them away from like other attraction? >> Oh, like I like to make my boyfriend fat so no one can have them besides me. >> Or like you know guys like they they don't want the girl to look as good anymore. Don't wear makeup. Don't wear this dress. Don't wear that. Don't dress like you know. >> Don't go out looking hot cuz other men are going to want you. It's like munchousins when a parent like hurts their kid intentionally so the kid needs them. >> M&M's mama.
0:56 >> Yeah. I think that's like a a really backwards wrong way detrimental like mentality though cuz then you just suffer too. Now your wife's just like not as hot >> and you can't get as hard. >> Yes. >> That's what happens to me. >> Oh ████ >> Speak on it. >> What happens to you? Well, if I get my girlfriend/wife or whatever you want to call her, it's called Gio. >> If Yeah. If she starts getting too out of shape, I'm going to be out of shape. [laughter] >> It's called being limp. >> Yeah, [clears throat] that's pretty funny. >> My shape's not there either. >> She doesn't got it going on anymore. [laughter] >> No, I wouldn't want her to I wouldn't want her to be too out of shape. Yeah, but what if you such a lazy ass I mean a jealous ass ████ because you know she's so out of your league that you're like ████ if I don't keep this one I don't
1:47 know who else is going to come by. >> So you got to be like >> all right I just got to self-sacrifice cuz if she's a fat ████ then nobody's going to want her. >> My >> my psych cuz I think that's psychotic. The idea of like getting your partner uglier so that cuz you're insecure so you don't want them to be desirable outside. Uh >> I think there's the other version of that extreme of insecurity too >> where it's like yo if my partner is hot like I better be hotter. >> Oh >> like if that sound gay >> inverse right you just said like if Gio [laughter] if Gio gets fat or something you're going to get fat too. >> No no I'm not going to get fat. I'm going to get soft. >> Okay out of shade. >> Out of shape out here. But point is if like if like Nina gets like super fit like I can't be slouching. Oh, >> I better go get fine, >> you know.
2:37 >> But doesn't it look ████ funny to you when you're like ████ fat and short and like you got this badass girl next >> that only works when the guy's rich as ████ >> But it but it works. >> But it works. You You see it all the time. You're like, "Why is that ████ 10 with that ████ four?" And it's like probably because his bank account's a ████ 10 and hers is a ████ three. Like that's the only way the math works. Or he's a star or something like Bobby Lee or something >> or like [laughter] >> or Al Puccino, bro. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> ████ superstar. >> Another kid. >> Damn. >> 70 kid at this age. >> That's crazy. Yeah. >> Only dates models. >> Like that's crazy >> because one version of his stock is here. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And comparably a version of her stock is here >> comparably. Yeah. Yeah.
3:27 >> So, I think I think the same has to happen. If you ain't got like this other variable of stock and your partner's hella fine, you better be hella fine, too. >> What did What did you say? If like Nah got so into like working out that she started getting like Jared Feather buff. >> Jared feather buff. >> That's >> on the way to it. >> Dude, I can't reach that. So, I'm I think she should leave me. >> And then she she takes test so she becomes hella ████ hard, you know? He takes tea. >> Well, you know, all the women have to [laughter] >> and one day she picks you up and ████ sucks you off like, >> "Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> If she's picking me up and sucking me off, then why am I complaining?" >> But then you're like, "Oh, I already came twice today. I can't come anymore. >> I'm wrong. I'm wrong." >> And she's like, "I'm not satisfied. I'm not done with that. ████ me,
4:18 [laughter] >> ████ me, Anthony. >> You think you can escape me just cuz you went to Ecuador?" >> Yeah. I'm never going to win. >> Clean your balls before you go on vacation. >> I told you guys need to watch this. >> No, I don't know that she watches. I don't I don't know that. >> I didn't know that. You should tell us that. >> Doing all that. >> That would be honestly I think it's a win [laughter] period. >> Okay. Is it Is it in your place to >> get picked up and sucked off? >> No, not that. >> Come twice. >> But let's say that she's working on her body, right, in a positive way. Let's say that she's uh getting like real like real swole. Is it in your place to be like, "Hey, chill out a little bit. It's getting kind of doody." >> Yo, why is your arms bigger than my ████ >> Yeah. >> No. [laughter] Honestly, no. I think it's in my place to like >> to to be submissive >> to not be so like scrawny in comparison
5:11 that it's not an issue. >> Okay. So, no matter where she goes in her fitness, you have to be there with it. >> Yeah. We we have to we have to I I have to >> if she wants to be >> my choices to match. >> If I were to get like Jared Feather Buff and then she was like getting scrawny and stuff like that, there's no way that I could be like, "Hey, aesthetically you need to be working out." >> So if she had like athetic reason, I would only be like you had to work out for like health reasons. >> What if she got so big she could just pick you up, bend you over, and she sucks you off in the back? >> She pulls the dick under. >> Yeah. Pulls under your sucking you off in the back, >> brother. test me. [laughter] >> That's kind of tight. >> That's pretty tight. >> Yeah. It doesn't really require muscles to do that. >> Well, you still have to be tense a little cuz you can't just be like, [laughter] >> you know what I mean? You can't just be like, >> but she's so big that she can hold you
6:02 up. >> Yeah. >> So, she's stepping up her buffness. I got to work on my mobility. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Otherwise, I won't be able to bend over as well. Oh, that's true. You should go to stretch class at light class >> cuz if you're bent over like that, you're in a submissive position and ████ >> That's a dub, dude. Like I'm >> That's [laughter] a dub. >> I'm taking it every day. >> Yeah, >> that's [laughter] crazy, dude. >> Somebody out there draw it if you're capable. >> Yeah, [laughter] >> that's crazy. >> If I get my chick ugly >> Uh-huh. [snorts] >> If I get my chick >> I'm a ████ lever. >> What do you mean? >> Wait, how do you add ugly to something? or to get them like all out of shape, right? >> Oh, from the start. >> No, whatever these >> Oh. Oh, okay. So, like if you're >> bring them down, >> trying to bring the value down. >> End up leaving them. >> Oh, so then you end up leaving >> if my tricks work on you. [laughter]
6:53 >> Oh, cuz she's she's too stupid. >> The problem is always that people are insecure about their relationship in general. Like when Nikki gets close to the house, I always get excited cuz I'm like, she's about the fashion show in my office. This is going to be sick. And she like shows me all the clothes. I don't go like, "Oh, that one's too hot, too sexy. I don't want to see her in that." Like, I can't imagine even think [laughter] trying to get our women to be ████ Yes. >> But they're the ones that are like, "No, I can't ever wear that." >> Honestly, honestly, he's not wrong. >> Wow. >> But you can't say it. You're not like, "Hey, >> you can't say it. They just always laugh at you." >> You can't You can't say it and mean it. It's like funny because you know they're gonna laugh at you. You got to try to incept it in a way that it's their idea. >> Wow. You're a little sneaky boy, huh?
7:43 >> I'm not a sneaky boy. I'm like, wear trashy ████ Wear garbage trashy ████ ████ ████ >> Yeah, that's right. That's right. Yeah. >> Yeah. Cuz you like that JWow ████ >> I like all that Jaywow ████ I like all that Jersey Shore ████ ████ ████ [laughter] >> You're going to love Liverpool. >> I will. >> He's He's a what's it called? Slag. >> Slag guy. >> I'm just a trash human being in general, [clears throat] bro. >> Not bad. At least you know what you want. a white trash human being. >> But what does Nikki She just laughs when you say that every >> No, she she'll if we're going out, she wears like leggings and like wears the big hoops and ████ and >> she does it for me. >> Oh, that's kind of nice. >> Yeah. >> For my birthday recently, she did like a hot ass dress. [laughter] >> So real. >> It was awesome. It was so sick. >> Love it. I love it. >> And like, you know, I I put on a button-up shirt cuz guys are guys rule.
8:34 >> [laughter] >> And like just knowing that she like put in all this work on this hot ass dress and ████ I'm just like ████ it's good to be king, dude. >> Damn. >> Legit. >> It's sad when you like when your girl wears something and you actually like it a lot and then you bring it up like maybe like a year or something later and then she's like, "Oh, I hate that dress." You're like, "God damn it, >> dude." That also means she did it for you. >> Can I be honest with you something? >> Even though Nina watches and I'm almost scared to admit [laughter] this, >> but it's okay. She doesn't watch. She doesn't watch. >> So, we were we were in Europe recently, right? >> Yeah. >> And then I ████ you not. It's probably the most romantic thing she's done for me in a long time, right? I randomly tell her I was like, "Hey, >> so random. I enjoy it when you put your hair up and then you got like those two little bangs that like hang on the side." >> I like that, too. >> And I just told her that and I don't
9:25 know. I just It was just random conversation. Right. The next day she did it. Wow. Oh, >> and I was like, "Did you just do that for me?" She's like, "Yeah." I was like, "That's sick. It feels good to be king." [laughter] >> See, that's tight. >> Maybe we just got to be more open and say, "Hey, last time when you kind of rub my balls and stuff." That was [laughter] like so nice. >> Mhm. >> And guess what? Probably going to get it like a month later. >> And Joe's like, "Did you do that for me?" Yeah. [laughter] >> Are you doing this for me? [laughter] >> By the way, I like it when Nina does that too with her hair. >> Oh god. >> Oh sick. >> A lot actually. >> I think about it quite a bit. >> Do you mind texting her that like this? [laughter] >> Sure. >> I totally give you full permission. Oh ████ This
10:16 >> Anthony do you Anthony? [laughter] >> What the ████ >> Anthony, >> she fs out when she does it. That's the problem. Anytime your girl gets sweaty, she gets super foggy. [laughter] >> That's the curse. >> Yeah, >> I'll take it. >> I mean, he likes that. >> I like dumb ████ I like when when she acts dumb for me. >> Oh, >> cuz Nikki's very smart. >> Yeah, that's Yeah. Yeah. That'd be a stark contrast. >> I like it when she acts all dumb for me in bed and ████ She acts like a ████ >> How dumb. [laughter] How dumb are we talking? >> Dumb, dude. >> Down syndrome. >> Like you got to move her like that. >> Yeah. Like Like I have to I have to change your bed pan out. [laughter] Great. >> No, she like she'll talk to me in like uh the like the Jersey accent from like ████ um Wolf of Wall Street and I love that ████ >> She'll talk to you like that from Family Guy.
11:06 >> That ████ will legit make my dick move. >> That's so funny. >> Yeah, I love it. I'm telling you, I should have been with a ████ Jersey girl and I just have to deal with my wife having the live action roleplay. >> She puts her high heel on your forehead. She's like, uh uh. >> See, I don't like that. I'm not a feet guy, but I everything else I
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