0:00 thank you [Music] in Florida news a man has been sentenced to 14 months in prison oh really shocking after being found to be putting laxatives in his stepson's daily medication oh oh he ████ hates that for all right but what's the reason he hates that fool he wants his stepson to ████ his brains out waiting but for the rational part but in this logic in prison for that in in his medication how do you put it in your medication okay first of all let me let me entice you on on how horrific this actually I think you get the medication and then you put it in there there's some laxative in pill form too
0:50 yeah you just dip it in so Craig Allen Ripple anybody who's named Ripple by the way age 54 was convicted of felony child abuse surrounding the removal of the child's medication that's fine okay uh to mess with the family literally to mess with the family the sentencing comes three years after Ripple's former partner and the child's mother had reported that the 54 year old had been tampering with her 14 year old Sons prescribed drugs halfway in a child child or 14. oh he's 14. yeah you could probably asking for it there's ████ 14 year olds on ESPN man ████ 511 280 and ████ Duncan Dude triple one million this is uh this is Craig by the way what's up Craig oh I don't like them yeah he looks sketchy what does he look like Jason he'll look like uh
1:40 wet potato [Laughter] scripture he looks like looks like we're like Louie Anderson he looks like Louie Bowser became human if Bowser was also kind of looks like white chairman mouth there's a white Chairman Mao that fool got an iodine deficiency dog he's got that ████ thyroid ████ problems that's such a roast you tell someone they have a thyroid yeah you need to have salt with iodine what are you missing iodine I know the ████ is wrong with your neck check out this guy yeah ████ ████ up neck man you ████ wet potato what potato is good all right so this uh the child was on lithium to treat his
2:31 mood and behavioral disorder he needed that battery charge however however for almost a year between 2018 and 2019 he had complained of persistent diarrhea and abdominal pain pleasure abdominal pleasure is that what you're gonna say man uh he even had to undergo uncomfortable procedures such as colonoscopies and endoscopies and endoscopy endoscopies I think that's when they shove a video camera up your ass to see what the ████ isn't that the colonos copy they put a whole some quarter up there that you had the foot on your shoulder yeah so so he had to get all these surgical procedures in order to diagnose what was wrong with him but obviously
3:21 it's not like a common disease that like oh your stepfather's how long was he doing this for over a year hey don't that ████ you up like like don't you gotta get constantly dehydrated like it really ████ dude diarrhea is a problem you know what you know what sucks the worst too is him being repeatedly told maybe it's something mental that's gotta drive you no like maybe you're just stressed out or you're getting poisoned by your father maybe that's just how you ████ dude everyone's probably telling them like you gotta drink more kombucha dog I know like it's a prebiotics you got to get some Fiber in there what's in your diet bro so uh after the child's mother discovered laxatives mingled into the original tablets she decided to set up security cameras across the house detecting her then partner of suspicious Behavior upon discovering Ripple's sick
4:11 Shenanigans she divorced him and met with investigators dope and as if the drug tampering ordeal wasn't enough of a low-life move it turned out that Ripple had been responsible for a number of bizarre incidents just to mess with the entire family as a whole what else did what a ████ face he would take and hide the children's clothes and homework and jewelry just to watch them and their mother search for the items whoa this guy's ████ up that probably sounds kind of fun though no prosecution for that yeah yeah but it's like wait a minute I do that I do that but I it's funny diary is ████ up diary is over that's too far man yeah too far most diarrheas are too I show Taco one time when Jill's taking a shower and you just turn the handle cold and she's not looking and she freaks out and then he had a good time worth it that
5:01 was worth it no bodily harm because it's a it's cold explosion it's good for you yeah yeah hey but then you guys laughed and it was a good time but this guy was like oh yeah he probably saved the laugh he went into the room later five minutes later and then laughed it I don't think he's laughing like evil laughter like that I wonder sometimes I wonder if if that was happening to me when I was a kid I really wonder if your parents were poisoning someone was ████ with me because it was like there was a good I want to say two years that I had like Phantom ████ stomach issues wow and I got an ultrasound and I went to the they were like one step before it ████ shoving the camcorder up it's kombucha you need more kombucha you need more prebiotics bro I had like and then I was told like even the doctor was like it's probably a mental thing you have because so that's what you were drawing from when you said this well because I yeah
5:51 because I got two stomach flues in a row like week to week and then from then on I couldn't stop feeling sick like I remembered as a kid this is I was probably like eight or nine and I remembered to like I had a phobia of throwing up because of that and then uh I remember I would just ████ read the Bible to throw up damn I'll be like come on God don't let me do it come on so I would be sitting on the toilet trying to ████ it out and reading the Bible at the same time so you don't throw up bleeding for Mercy what uh book would you read everything I was just reading I would read the ████ begats the things that don't make sense because maybe your dad saw that he goes you know what this is making him more Christian you have a moral laxative more anti-pepto business that is diarrhea Ministry baby is there a doctor Asian yeah I think he was because I feel like only Asian doctors would blame the
6:41 patient they make ████ up wait you got a fever yeah dude I think it's just you man Chinese doctor wants and he goes you have a weak heartbeat yeah I was like what a weak heartbeat because he was feeling about pulse he's like yeah you're so sweet man with the hair dude what does that mean I don't know I think you just couldn't feel my pulse it's like you ain't vigorous ████ huh okay yeah I did get that because then they were like they were trying to see if there was an ulcer that was like them I had all the symptoms of having an ulcer but they were like no ulcer dude like maybe you're just like scared from it's all in your head yeah and I think in a way I've heard of God yeah there was some kind of ████ like I had some stomach problems too where I wouldn't ████ for days oh yeah and it was so bad that I had to go um to get an ultrasound and then they found a little ████ baby Stuck like
7:32 yeah and then they're just like you gotta eat more ████ did you name it intestinal stasis you gotta You Gotta Eat fiber you gotta do this they didn't have kombucha at the time you know I love the idea kombucha is a new invention wait so when you had that little poop baby in you did you poop it out I forgot I I remember they gave me some medicine Samuel it was that bomb ass pink ████ too Pepto-Bismol some kind of drink I don't know I tried all that I had to drink Mylanta yeah I tried we tried all that because every time you get a stomach ache I think Asian parents either give you charcoal balls or Pepto charcoal balls you never had charcoal balls in the little they're like real it's actual charcoal yeah and it's just in balls it works amazing but I didn't know I take the regular pills it smells like medicine yeah it smells like medicine right I had that one like Chinese medicine yeah yeah I had that
8:23 one so what we have is like this this old ass ████ bio it's it's and it has a trumpet on the logo yeah it's like a ████ trumpet and then they come out in little black Dusty Balls I've had those right that I thought those were charcoal balls oh I don't know what they were much yeah but they give us that but then now it's like oh if the ████ ain't coming out then you shouldn't take Pepto I don't know because Pepto holds the ████ if you have diarrhea oh pepto's an anti-f██████ diarrhea yeah kind of pulls it together you need a five or one bar dude that's what you need yeah isn't that what Pepto is essentially do it fibering it up he stuck uh that little bullet in my butthole I've had that and then it shot right back out and I was like everything popped out I was like I need different kinds of medicine was that some was that really like a
9:14 treatment or is that some Larry nasso ████ that was going no that's some real ████ I had to take that I had to do that bullet when I had hemorrhoids this was like ████ last year I was last year yeah because a keto diet remember I told you every time I do keto I get ████ hemorrhoids from space what does that bullet do I don't know I had to do it myself like every day I had to do it like alone and I was like I there the doctor like yeah you know just relax and just stuff it up there I was like sounds easy I went in the bathroom and I did it and of course I'm looking in the mirror and I noticed that as I did it I was like crying a little I was like what the ████ why is that happening it's like when he pulled a nose hair out yeah exactly it does that effect I don't think it's like pulling a nose hair up this is more like pushing or something else you have to push it beyond the threshold of the shoot back out portion oh so there's a part of your I don't know you all know this there's a party
10:04 there's a part of your ass that voluntarily wants to shoot it back out you gotta go past that wow yeah until it's accepting South of the Border baby you gotta go straight through wow yeah and then it'll shoot the other way and it'll your body yeah it'll go come out your mouth and then does it come back out how does it come out it's not supposed to it's like a it gets absorbed into your body it looks like if you snap the white crayon in half and you took the front part one wow I I had that as a kid but I never had it as a I didn't know oh they they make them in adult size now yeah as an adult it's supposed to shoot it no it's it's just like it's shaped like a bullet so that it goes in bullets get shot because it's like a vacuum it just yeah but if you don't get past that threshold Point it'll just go oh yeah I've had a holster you had an a
10:55 real ulcer what do you know what caused it stress how does it how does it feel College yeah what does it feel like uh your stomach hurts like crazy so you constantly end up drinking um milk to kind of like soften and like like layer your stomach you have to take these does it feel painful like sharp sharp like a dull thing that's a sharp sharp and then you feel bloated at all you're ████ black stools so it's like it's like blood so it's basically there's like a cut in your stomach lining and stuff so there's blood that's actually coming out so when it mixes with your ████ the blood comes out black because of your ████ oh my God so that's like the first Telltale like sign like you have a stomach ulcer because there's blood coming out of your stool no yeah it makes me want to fart see you've got to push it out you get a black cloud comes out why are you making one more I don't know and then it makes
11:46 a hole in the ozone then you just have to take these antacids like over the counter like antacid pills and stuff like that um just from school stress no this is after this is when I was doing like sales oh why why was this ████ face doing this to this to his kid because he was just getting off on like the fact he's just an evil ████ he's just an evil ████ he would he would pour liquids onto the children's bed to make it look like the family pet urinated on the sheets like he's just a ████ weird yeah he's a piece of ████ every time he likes pranks you know what this guy like every time you think like who ████ abuses kids or whatever you see this guy's picture you're like ah fits the description you know or like if someone's like ████ up your like car and then you just like I just wanted to get an oil change why is everything broken he's the mechanic you know like he's always a guy that looks like that
12:36 someone cut your timing belt in half I don't know who did it but you know what though I want to say that um he also looked like he was also abused don't do that man don't create Sympathy for the villain nah dude okay what a piece of ████ yeah because there's some people that don't do that stuff am I right [Music]
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