0:00 you might go damn dude you must be a genius you're ████ 17 year old doctor all right here's my dick check it out you know like because you're sucking [Music] all right this is a little bit of a sad story so Nick don't be laughing too early all right now I'm gonna laugh the whole time I think all right I'm just saying it's all laugh let's laugh let's go all right get your laptop right now no no no do it I'm gonna laugh during the story during the story all right man oh it's gonna be sad all right there's a Florida dude that's funny that's funny that's funny Florida dude that's funny he eats Gators accused of posing as a posing sonarian Ventura operates on a pregnant dog oh no gives this dog a C-section
0:55 and then obviously uh kills the dog doesn't do a good job doesn't use actual and medically you know correct sutures in order to sew this dog back up use like thread and string and ████ well that's good later on this dog God has uh multiple complications from the surgery and eventually he dies six-year-old chihuahua named sugar cute laughter that's tough hi everybody hi Dr Nick bro how do you pose as a ████ vet ask Dr Nick I just who do you think you know someone man yeah yeah yeah Joe's the ultimate wildcard yes how do you pretend do you go to uh
1:45 like a hospital and pretend to be the vet there or did he pretend himself like hi I'm a vet like at home oh um we're like oh yeah it all it says is uh he was never a vet this six-year-old Chihuahua was having difficulty delivering her puppies in May when her owners contacted this guy named Sanchez who had previously introduced himself as a vet to the couple oh no so Sanchez visited the home on May 18th to evaluate sugar it's funny that's getting caught up in your life what if it's like an ego thing it's like ████ I shouldn't have said that I was a vet he's delusional I know a vet call Sanchez and he's like oh yeah I'll be right over evaluates sugar and performs a C-section and spay procedure on the six pound dog
2:35 in his mobile office space his mobile office during the surgery he removes a stillborn puppies Tacoma oh God yeah you remove the stillborn puppy and charged Sugar's owners 600 for the procedure that's a good deal grifter then but did he use anesthesia or did he just go straight in you think this guy has anesthesia he didn't even have to have ████ cookie box and he's like I mean it's a miscellaneous drawer he's got like salad pass okay yarn we died anyway well there was a bunch of puppies right one of them either way sugar was already having a hard time delivering her puppies so that's why they contacted
3:26 Sanchez Sanchez is already bro would you ever just go to a random guy he said he's a vet that's tough dude but I guess this is the primary you guys been friends for so long you're like oh I know a vet yeah and then you're like hey vet friend emergency because I think a lot of dog owners will be in this situation and be like dude the vet's so expensive we'll do anything to not go to the next it's funny that ████ like this happens like when people fake a job for like clout they pick something that's so hard to ████ fake yeah you can't fake them like you need massive skill yeah cause there's so many fake doctors in the world like there's so many guys that lie about being a doc remember the guy that was the OB GYN for like ████ six months and he was like 19 years old it's like what the ████ how did you serve that many people but I think you know what it is for that one I think it was smart because he walked into a hospital
4:18 and the setting ████ with you because if you're in Kaiser Permanente yeah you might go damn dude you must be a genius your ████ 17 year old doctor all right here's my dick check it out you know like because you're sucking because you're in a you're in a legit hospital so like I think like that would like but if if you're if if he pulls up in a trailer yeah and on the trailer it's just spray painted Hospital yeah or ambulance I'd be like I remember it's pretty legit in Patch Adams all he did was go to some like butchers or meat convention grab a white coat and walk back into the hospital cover the patch and then was able to be a doctor for like that ████ was smart though he was smart smart ass doctor smart ass me but maybe Sanchez was like a guy that just really wanted to ████ up animals oh interesting like he was just doing that
5:09 to ████ up animals not because he wanted to be that's true he's just calling people like maybe he's done this to a bunch of different dogs and ████ them all up yeah like I want to know more more about the Sanchez guy like I want to know like what what is he actually like is he Mexican is he Filipino he's a white guy yeah he's not he's probably not Sanchez you pull up to a Sanchez's house and he's a white guy probably some Asian dude like hello yeah my name is Sanchez Sanchez I do for you you have problems Sanchez it's the shrug for me he's not sure about it too the super nonchalant whatever don't worry yeah yeah according to detective Sanchez was not a licensed veterinarian but he was a licensed pet groomer whoa what if it's one of them so the dog looks great what if it's one of those things where he's like kind of ashamed of his role
6:01 as a pet groomer but he works with pets so he just elevated it like I'm a vet oh wow you're there oh yeah it could be that too yeah there's people that do that because then he's like yeah I'm you know so he's always with his dogs and cats and ████ and they're like oh he's a bad this is like a Dwight shoot where it's like yeah I'm a assistant regional manager assistant to the regional man you know what I mean it's like you glorify your position but then still like ████ that moment where you're like I gotta do a C-section on an animal now when usually I just groom right I would just say I'm not available what if it was one of those things where they're like hey can you come over I need help with the puppy right and then they're like okay and he comes over and then then they go it's pregnant what do we do Doc and you're like oh ████ I'm here now and the guys have gotten like
6:52 you better ████ operate on my ████ dog right now that changes things yeah yeah and he's like okay his back was against me he's still calm and then maybe he didn't have the materials he goes oh no I didn't bring my materials they're like we have yarn no he makes an incision he's like whoopsies [Music] you wanted this you asked for it this seems like a scammer you think so yeah he sounds professional scam dude but man once they're like we got 600 bucks he's like yeah I could do it yeah I got their money's worth that's pretty cheap isn't it they didn't they scam themselves they're the ones that get older yeah and then they're like look at the dog how much and he's like I don't know 600. okay how much you got deal I
7:43 would never ████ take my pet to a ████ mobile no well yeah I mean you have exotic wonderful cats like this guy just had a Chihuahua stupid little Chihuahua my first dog was a Chihuahua I feel like some people love the deals like some people no matter what if they could get a discount not for sure especially with pets though the Chihuahua her name was Didi it was actually it stood for a Dodge dog just like the ████ hat that you're wearing did you train them for a Dodger tickets or something yeah yeah that's right that was the story you told us well you traded him in for Dodgers no no I traded Dodgers tickets I was like why are we so calm I remember when I was playing a dog yes whatever I remember yeah parking lot at Home Depot and this dude's like selling ████ baby Chihuahuas and stuff he's like hey Dodgers tickets yeah and I was like he
8:33 had a Dodger sticker on the back of his car I was like hey you like Doug he's like yeah what oh is that when you were working like selling the tickets oh yes I always had tickets he's like I'm a pet groomer when you saw the tickets you just sell them for just more money or how they were like discount tickets in like a packet like coupon tickets yeah we explained this before feel free to reference like 600 videos ago yeah yeah I'll look at it just tell me what video to watch and then I'll watch it so we're gonna talk about it right now yeah it's the uh just watch it really quick right now 19 year old kid fakes being OBG YN but yeah and that's then you traded that for Laker sticks where did we get how did we get there hey Nick or your uh pugs able to do natural birth yeah dude my my mother-in-law delivered them she was watching YouTube videos bro she she did she delivered them bro what what's her
9:24 name Mrs Sanchez no dude no C-section all natural because I thought like pugs you have to do those C-sections honestly when the puppies were being born I was like one of them's gonna die I was like one of them has to die like because that's what they everyone told me that they were like oh and they're so small yeah you got to keep them warm because you gotta like you gotta do a lot you really don't have to do anything because it's just natural right you just watch them they'll just do it it's natural well some doggies I I heard you you can't like a bulldog you had to like take them out and then like rip the sack so they could breathe you know like that was oh they came out in little sacks that's what she said what do you mean little sacks hey little eggs I don't know like it was that's what she was explaining she didn't like no I never you ever seen like a ████ giraffe get born and it's still got like the film is that the placenta I've never really actually what's plus
10:15 he said placenta I'm sorry I said that it makes me sound like I don't know what it is did it come out with a little thing a shelf sometimes there's a pretty good uh there's a pretty good movie called Jurassic Park that probably shows all the details I saw I mean I saw Jurassic Park I saw a little egg so you'll see like Safari videos and stuff like that and animal will fall out the ████ ass I saw Jim Carrey come out like that yeah kind of like that I like that yeah but it's got like this film and then they gotta like rip through the film and stuff but sometimes the baby can't rip through it it's just like blind or whatever and then the mother will literally eat that like or rip it with their own teeth and stuff so my mother-in-law did all that stuff you weren't there it was at like 3 A.M and she she was she was giving birth from like 3 A.M to like 7 A.M and my mother-in-law was doing it all night with her wow she's a ████ beast I would have been scared as hell dude I
11:05 wouldn't know what to do deliver dogs nuts it's crazy that's kind of easier than a human that's very true humans you gotta go longer and you only get one yeah at least dogs you can get a bunch of them and you sometimes you get more than one human my mother-in-law's a doggy Doula dude she ████ delivered those babies I would probably turn to YouTube as well that dude she was and we didn't even know that she was she's been studying she's been upskilling oh really yeah her doodle abilities was she watching Sanchez's YouTube channel yeah it was actually very helpful for her she said it's all in Spanish that's what I do that'd be sick if you looked up her her YouTube uh history and it says like how to kill your son-in-law that'll be cool yeah whoa and he was like oh normally Huss not you it's the other one I'm a little scared now oh ████ wrong video
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