0:00 Hey, you know, you know how you get Bart to leave? I'll just get whoever ████ guy at the jiu-jitsu gym he admires most to invite him on a trip to ████ whatever country. >> That's so easy. Anyway, Bart Bart will move mountains. >> Dude, he'll go to Norwegian Cruise Lines or whatever the ████ >> He'll sell his house, his forever home. >> To go hang out with a jiu-jitsu god. >> It's very easy. >> And welcome back to another episode of the Careful Boys. We got William Tran Pepper with us. >> It's William Tran Pepper, right? >> Yeah. >> Because I read that on your IG, so I was like, why is there a Tran and a Pepper? >> Oh, Tran middle name. >> Tran middle name is Easy, dude. You are like extremely Viet outside of the Pepper last name. >> I can't believe Pepper's your actual last name. >> Like legally? >> Yeah. >> I know, it's crazy. >> I do think it's kind of cool, though.
0:50 >> How come it's not like jalapeno? >> I should have. >> Yeah, cuz it's still a pepper, right? >> Cuz I think his dad wanted to look more like white versus >> Oh, right. That was the goal. >> That would've been harder to get >> Just from a loan. >> He's like, dude, I don't think we should look Vietnamese. We should look Mexican. >> He's like, pepper is the only seasoning white people use. It's perfect. >> It's good. >> Pepper and salt. >> Salt is good, though. Salt's my new favorite thing. Anyways, uh so sometimes uh rarely, but we enjoy it. We get on here. We do, you know, like our 24-hour body swaps. Just survive that, see what we would do in somebody else's body. If you had 24 hours to swap in anybody's body, who would it be? >> Do I have to know them? >> No. >> Oh, yeah. Probably Bart or Jason. >> So, you don't know Bart or Jason? Jason?
1:40 >> You thought it was going to be like The Rock or something? Like >> Do I got to know him? >> He did say anybody, not anybody like >> around you. >> What What is >> No, no, that that's great. >> What is it What is it about Bart or Jason that made you go They're on the same like level of you want to Is it the fitness >> they're both ████. >> Is it their wives? >> No, they're both really buff. >> You got to come on cuz think about like this too. You can retract your answer but you can only retract it once and change it. But you got 24 hours. Like what are you going to do in that body? >> out for 24 hours. >> 24 hours. >> As Jason? >> No, like it would be nice I mean interesting to see what it's like to have his dick. >> Well, cuz you've seen his dick? >> It's a good start. >> Yeah. >> A lot of people probably seen his dick already. >> Mostly mostly men probably. >> Jason or Bart?
2:30 >> Both. >> There's definitely a ████ load of men that have seen Bart's dick. >> Do you Do you honestly think more guys have seen Jason Chenny's dick than women in the world? >> Yeah. >> His face. He said yeah. How's that possible you think? >> A and A. >> The first time I met Oh, not not not not the first time. But the first time we went on a road >> Uh-huh. >> together, Jason took me to um he loves cold plunges and stuff. >> Oh, yeah. >> And then um >> He did it naked? >> Yeah. >> I thought cold plunges you wear boxers. Oh, I don't know. >> I don't know. He just got naked. I was like, "Oh, you get naked?" He was like, "Yeah, you know you know you don't you don't have to but >> Yeah, cuz those places >> Do you have to have a >> Boxers is not going to be as cold down there. Do you have to have a boner too? >> He I did. But he got like I was like, "Oh, that's a nice
3:20 dick." >> That's what you said? >> So he was hard in the water and you're like, "I didn't know that's what you're supposed to do." >> No, it was soft. And my That's a nice dick soft. >> Oh. >> You said that? >> In my mind. >> Okay. So >> Cuz we just we weren't really that close yet. So I would I couldn't It would be kind of crazy. >> Now you could tell him. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fine. >> So that's what you want to do. You have 24 hours to swap with anybody in the world. So you want to swap with Jason so you could look at your nice plastic dick in cold water. >> Wait, can I change my answer? >> Yes, you only get one. Remember. >> Um Andrew Tate. >> Holy ████ Why Why Andrew Tate? >> Yeah, 24 hours of tape why Andrew Tate I really want to see what he does in a day and like all the stuff that he has to put up with and like having that much money like being able to like do whatever and then people people treat him like he's a god and I'm like for 24 hours that'd be pretty crazy. That is not true.
4:12 You could have picked a girl too and like seeing titties and stuff. You can take yourself Yeah, you can fine you get one more every you get one for each person but you you expired mine already. Actually no I think Andrew Tate. I think you can still see I think you can still see titties as Andrew Tate. Yeah, you can see his wives or whatever right doesn't he have multiple wives? Is he actually a rich guy or is he one of those like I I'm a act rich on the internet? I think he actually is rich. I think yeah right right? Yeah, even just off of his only fans management that was probably enough to be rich. He's a manager or He was the controversy he was doing what Will was doing which is managing and then chatting with the girls. But then like allegedly. But he wasn't even
5:03 he was okay. I did I thought he was just I thought he was like he was the guy doing he was saying that he was he was doing it personally. That's how he got it started but it was it wasn't like he developed them cuz they were all of like his ex-girlfriends or some ████ like that. He had like some like a basically like a content house full of web web cam like jerk mate people. Would you want to meet Genghis Khan? Didn't he die when he was like 26? No. What? He actually was killing the game. You thinking about like Alexander the Great. Oh I think I am. Yeah, that's pretty freaking nuts man. I feel like everybody back then you lived to like 30 though. I wouldn't want to be Genghis Khan cuz that fool like even Even he has some some pretty remarkable, you know, feats, that fool was cruel beyond any imagination. >> he had a bad childhood.
5:53 >> Yeah, but he might not have felt his own cruelty. He only dished it out. >> But I don't want to be that. That's crazy. >> For hours, though. >> But he was the first ruler >> Dude, you don't think in 24 hours, you know how much this fool accomplished? There's no day he probably didn't do hell of ████ >> What if in that 24 hours, because you feel so strongly about that, you just were so nice to everybody? >> Oh, I'll change history. One day of taking the day off as Genghis Khan would change all of history, probably. >> Probably. Or at least like 16 generations. >> So much ground in conquering, like there's no way he took a day off. >> But I don't think he was doing it. He sent people to do it. >> Yeah, he was chilling. >> Yep. >> You think he was chilling? You don't think in order to get someone to do that for you, you would have to do something cruel to them? >> Probably. >> The first wake up grind guy. You know what I mean? He's like, yeah, wake up grind, you know, 4:05, still
6:45 grinding, like that kind of guy. >> But he has to be. >> That There was that movie about him, and then that one girl had nice ass titties in it, where he went to one of the tribes and her titties came out. And I was like, if that's what he's getting, I want to be Alexander. She had nice titties. >> Over Genghis Khan. >> There's no movie about Well, there is actually a movie, I watched it, but it wasn't as cool as Alexander. >> Dude, I would want to be Netanyahu. >> Oh, ████ >> So I can find out what the ████ really happening everywhere. I would just sit I would just I would call everybody in and be like, "Can you guys just brief me on everything? Like, I forgot what we're doing. Yeah, what's going on?" >> That's so good. >> I would just want to know, cuz that's some stuff that like you'll never You could probably find out about 9/11. You could probably find out about everything. >> I want to I would want to be the Secretary of Energy.
7:36 You know why? >> Why? >> Secretary of Energy has been in charge of all the UFO ████ since like Eisenhower. >> Really? Secretary of energy? >> Of energy. >> Yep. That's the little known >> Not power plants, huh? >> And the And the president wouldn't know those things? Like they keep it >> that they keep it compartmentalized as hell. >> I don't think the president ends up knowing the >> Obama said that he knows they're there, but he never seen one. >> He says that He said that yes, he's just like, "Yeah, aliens, yeah, it's a real thing." >> After you hear all this, you want to change your answer again? >> Nah. >> You still Bart or Joe? >> Still still No, still Andrew Tate. >> Andrew Tate. >> Bart Tate. >> It's either Andrew Tate >> Aliens are like There's no way they're not real. >> Right. >> It's so big. There's There's just no way. >> He's like, "I already know it's real, so why the ████ do I need to know?" >> I need to know how big Andrew Tate's dick is. >> I just want to see how many titties he sees in a day.
8:26 >> That's so funny, dude. >> Yeah, it'd be cool to like just get access to information of some sort during that 24 hours as somebody. >> ████ with you for like the rest of your life, though. >> I don't think so. >> You would probably would. You probably would. >> Can't do anything about it. >> I wouldn't know anything about it now and I know. >> body and you're like, "This is what No, no, how's it going?" Everyone's like, "Whatever." JK news, buddy. >> think I would I think I would just like to know. >> I I'm with you. I want the satisfaction. So I'll be a Rothschild. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Yeah, I'll be there. I'll be like, "Oh." Cuz then when you teleported to body, it's just like you know everything they know and you're like >> yeah. >> Oh my god. >> Cuz it's the same as like you already kind of believe the world works a certain way and if you got confirmation on that, at least you just know you're not At least you know you're not like a conspiracy theorist at that point. You're like, "Okay, so there's a little bit of truth." It'll help kind of the way you see other things, too.
9:17 >> Find out some ████ that like >> I hope I do. But I don't intend on changing any of it because you it doesn't matter. Like it's, you know, I still will live my life. I'll go back to doing my own little corner of the world, you know what I mean? But I'll just be like, "That's tight." >> You go there for like 24 hours and you just happen to be the day where you get briefed on like the the >> Epstein ████ >> No. no. >> to blow up the They're going to blow up the Philippines. >> No, they're going to blow up like they're going to blow up Vegas. >> Oh, ████ >> We're going to sacrifice Vegas. It's going to bring the whole world together. >> That That's the >> perfect time, yeah. >> now you could tell all of us >> I'll save all you guys. >> But we look at you and we're like, "Yeah, right, buddy." >> You know I believe you. >> You believe me when I came back and said I was in Netanyahu's body? >> No, because I don't think you you would say like that. You'd just be like, "You guys need to get out of Vegas right now." Be like, "All right." >> I'll do it.
10:07 Damn. >> I would just make up some ████ up ████ >> know that you'd be like, "They're not going to believe me if I said that. So, I'm just going to tell them to get out." And I'd be like, "All right." >> Ryan's going to be like, "Joe's going to believe me if I said that. So, I'll say that to Joe." >> Well, Joe's an easy person to convince. I'd just be like, "Don't fly back on July." >> All right. That's it. And then for the rest of the that month, Steve out of Vegas. I'll just I'll just say I'll get You know what I'll do? You know Here's what I would actually do 100%, okay? I would trick all of you guys into leaving for individual reasons. But I wouldn't tell you why. >> Steve's reason. >> I would get him a ████ I would get him one of those um all-inclusive vacations to like Mexico City or >> That's really good. >> And then a football something football happens and then he doesn't leave. >> Football happens, I'm out. >> Something football happens. >> Yeah, something football.
10:57 >> So, it has to be something football to get him out of there. >> Yeah, I would I would >> Or you send me to a football game. >> You got to convince me You got to convince me to somehow get Nina, the newborn, and our cats out. >> Oh, dude, that's easy. I would I would um >> I'd say there's a car dealership opening in Ohio. And you got to go dance over it. >> Sold. >> And I have to bring the cats. >> Damn, the only way to do that to you would be to somehow trick you and Nina to have to be in LA for a while. >> That's not bad. That's not hard. >> That's not too hard. >> Getting me cats is hard. >> Some But then we'll just have to sacrifice the cats if we're going to get nuked or something. Do you already feel a disconnect with your cats now that you have a baby? Oh my god, we treat them like ████ So that's a true thing that happens, huh? When you have a baby, your pets kind of take a major backseat. Like I'm working overtime to like make sure they still get attention and love because anytime they go like, "Nah, I
11:48 need attention and love." Only one person now has the power to get up and do something about it. It's just It's just double. I just had a kid by the way. So now So now my wife doesn't give a ████ about the cats, basically. That's what happens, man. Every single couple I know. And she's like she's like, "Oh my god, I feel so bad. Can you go do something?" Hey, you know what You know how you get Bart to leave? I'll just get whoever ████ guy at the Jujitsu gym he admires most invite him on a trip to ████ whatever country. That's so easy. Bart will move mountains. Dude, he'll go to Norwegian Cruise Lines or whatever the ████ He'll sell his house, his forever home, to go hang out with the Jujitsu god. It's very easy. Yeah. We got to make sure Taika doesn't have school that week. Oh, I don't think it matter. He'll pull him out. He'll pull him out of school. School If Taika has like karate class or
12:38 something, you're screwed. It's like the two things. I'm going to just And then on the rest of the month I'll be in Peru just watching. Peru. Yeah, I was watching I'll watch the radioactive residuals over there, dude. I'll watch the mushroom cloud. So still Jason Bourne or Andrew Tate? Andrew Tate probably. It's I mean I just like kind of curious to see what he does. If you had to be Bourne for 24 hours, you having sex with Geo? Uh I kind of feel like I have to. Not bad. Good answer. Yeah, because you'll throw off their marriage. Cuz they ████ every day. I have to.
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