0:00 you walk you wanted to bring food into the toilet what you can't eat is that what it is no he couldn't he couldn't get up from the table while eating oh it's like you can't eat well no you can't have you yeah [Music] hey welcome back everybody to another awesome episode of the careful boys we have a careful girl here here hello hey Anthony can I talk you outside for a sec you want to talk to me right now it's kind of ████ up can you turn off the cameras cameras are rolling more importantly we have Ron School nah she's halfway to regular now dude it's all good yeah you'll get that extra love until you're sitting right here yeah that's fine I prefer this seat
0:50 so um today on this off the Record prompt we're going to talk about things and hopefully we're in a relatable fashion we want to make sure we're always building a relationship with people who listen and follow us and watch our stuff but we gotta be relatable we got to be vulnerable yes let's be relatable I agree I agree with what you're saying what ████ pisses you off in life dude how much time you got brother this could be uh you just genuinely like maybe because of your childhood you like hate this type of thing uh anything real ████ that actually upsets you when I open the door for somebody and they don't say thank you oh for real it just inside I just turned into the Hulk what if they don't speak English yeah even ah good one yeah see or if you just want to ████ pound their face in I just want to grab them throw them out the door and
1:41 then you open your own door yeah I think that's fair what if he doesn't what if he doesn't say nothing and he goes yeah that's right ████ acknowledged me that's all you need it should have started with that that must be that must be hard for you though because you actually can like ████ fools up like I have that thought and I'm like yeah that's right that's how you are with with uh that's you with dance though what yeah what are you saying you can you ████ pools up on the dance floor yeah you can ████ serve them up real quick ████ flirting in the first place guy I hate traffic I know it sounds so stupid let's go straight into the hot takes when I'm trying to just do regular errands and if I get on the freeway and
2:32 it's immediately met with like we're not going anywhere I'm like where the ████ is everyone going what the it's ████ like 11 A.M yeah where are people going right now hey that's relatable 100 relatable or no is that no that's 100 relatable yeah or it's like when someone is like trying to do an exit off the freeway or like oh they're going up the street and they know they're gonna make a left turn but they kind of take way too long to get in the lane that they're supposed to be in and then the whole time I'm like I'm just trying to get in the left lane I'm behind them and they just decided the last second at the green light that they're gonna go and then by the time they slowly pull up to the left turn lane it's already ████ red and then I get stuck behind the light you know like that pisses me off that story angered me yeah you know what I'm talking about is
3:22 that relatable or what yeah dude that's cool I also hate ████ the with the ████ speed clocker yeah well I haven't seen one of those before those guys could all suck a nut on my goal save someone's life right now yeah they gotta hit quota quotas is me ████ yeah I bet you have to you have to for sure if you're in the job everybody watch out it's almost the end of the month you know what I'm saying like someone is getting robbed and you're over here ████ clicking away because they could do something about the speeding they can't do anything about like crime bruh people need to speed a little bit more because people are on their ████ phones driving and people don't even hide their phone anymore they're just constantly looking like they they have their phone up here somebody 200 ticket the punishment's not big enough wait how much is it 200 bucks that's not bad for for essentially being on your phone every day that you drive and getting caught like you know maybe
4:12 once in your life 200 bucks it's not bad oh I have another one you seem to be angry a lot well I'm trying to be vulnerable this table is very angry but I don't know if I'm related about it at all or not you're like you hate it when you make too much money and you save so much taxes and your friends don't ████ understand freaking jerks I don't get it I hate it when I know someone's job so I do it for them and then they still suck so for example cans no McDonald's oh McDonald's I know what this is this is how it usually goes down okay I go can I get the Double Quarter Pounder with cheese they usually go medium or large and I usually go large and then they go what drink would you like sir and I go can I get coke with extra ice that's how it usually goes out okay to save time it's a rally to save time I go over hi can I get the like how would you like sir I'm like can I get the quarter pounder meal
5:02 large with coke with extra ice they're like sure uh what drink did you want sir I'm like coke uh what size did you want large I'm like I already answered every ████ thing you ████ speaker but that's because I gotta go one by one right they can't access like everything no but the thing is I already made your job easy if you would just listen you could have just get oh okay and then you're too fast it's your fault you're just following soon enough honestly that job will be gone anyway it's good it's already happening they have McDonald's and taco on Mother's Day I went to this place where you pick up Seafood like it's like a like a Boiling Crab type of thing and I went to go I placed an order on the phone I get there the lady who was uh doing to-go orders she's helping this other lady so I'm
5:53 waiting right the lady pays for her meal and then she sits down I go up to the the host and I go hi I'm here for a pickup for Nick and she goes this is and she looks at me and just goes I'm actually helping somebody right now can you just wait and I was like I hate attitude oh I was like bruh I was being nice I wasn't being a dick and I just was like hey I'm just here for pickup just so you know I'm not I'm not trying to pay already I'm just like letting you know what's up you ever go like you see these not even dude I just oh that made me some because I was like bro like I'm not sure I'm not pressuring you that makes me want to take my dick out and then just go like rub it on the handle dip it in the shebang sauce yeah start peeing on the floor and just ████ splash the puddle
6:43 myself bro cause inside my gold oh my shoes ████ up anytime I'm ordering food or I'm dealing with someone who's working I try to go out of my way to be like extra nice and extra easy service industry is tough though you know 100 I've been in it I know what's up I'm in the service industry so I get it I mean Johnny Rockets over here that's what I'm saying bro and then for personal training like that's very service based as well that's true um like when you go when you just talk to a normal person and they hit you with that you're just like yeah well ████ you then dude like attitudes suck nobody was there I was like you're not helping one you're lying to me dude no you're not helping that was my answer people who lie but not only people who lie but people who know that you know that they know that they're lying to you
7:36 no but I also under the same umbrella of like inconsiderate people people who lie um and also people who are just not self-aware dude Colleen found the guy who stole her car and she confronted him like did you steal my car and he's like I don't know dude as he's stealing it yeah what are you talking about the key United States you smell weird I wouldn't know huh you know it's something I hate that's kind of super Niche is that um I don't like when nerdy people talk to me like I don't know what the ████ they're talking about oh like pretentious nerds yeah because I went to like a like a one of those Japanese import video game stories isn't that a compliment though sort of but it's like because you're like you're not as nerdy as me but yeah but you you'll drop like a vocab that you know is like oh I get it yeah like
8:26 there was there was this game like video game store and then on the monitor uh they had loaded up like a version of an NES game called Ninja Gaiden that was ROM hacked so somebody had like changed the characters in it to be like stuff from modern day like and you've done that before that's I I'm ████ do that and then um I walked in I was like oh that's cool that they they've done that and he goes That's a rom hack and he's like no you don't understand it's a rom hack where they take the graphical coding and they I'm like no I know what that is like I also know I also do that and he was like no you don't and I was like are you ████ serious you get way more ████ than I do so it's impossible with a beard like that yeah it smells I was really trying to like I was really trying to tell them like no that's like something I've been in that Community for decades like and he's like can you let me finish can you let me
9:17 finish no no no you're not a virgin like me somebody takes the graphical assets and they look and he just kept going I was like dude what the ████ man that ████ happens to me a lot I think just it really is because I don't look like them so they're just like you don't you don't look like I do so you don't know what I know kind of deal you're not a ████ nerd dude you're a poser yeah for sure nerd poster underwear see it's called a wedgie okay yeah it's in my ass okay how do you guys feel about a virtue signalers yeah those are great does anyone like really like them here yeah he's like embarrassed to say he's like virtue signaling about version yeah yeah that's a rough one man yeah when it's
10:08 performative yeah I mean it kind of always is right yeah this is way more trivial um but I do have something that always throws me off like it's so fast and when it happens I always like it takes me out of that place and I'm like is it being interrupted is it say it uh it's more like his where um when you meet somebody and you shake their hand and they don't make eye contact with you really oh I feel like I did that too the first time I met you did and you were ████ pissing me off and I didn't know I'm really scared okay so you pissed off really in the first time now you know what it usually has to do with like their comfortability or like yeah or like they're you know maybe they're um you know this always happens with other influencers or whatever right and
10:58 then like you go to like an event or you're at like the club or whatever and there's like a table right and then somebody's like oh meet this person meet this person so you're like kind of quickly meeting people that are probably also like they do ████ but maybe that person feels like they're King ████ in that territory you know what I mean so like meeting everybody it's just uh yeah you might as well just not even shake my hand at that point don't even come say hi to me bro like if I put those guys in my in a different category of my brain than just yeah no just like like I was like um like you're like a plastic bag full of trash like I'm never gonna appreciate it when you walk into like Zoomies and someone's folding welcome to me it's like you get it that's ████ annoying too look at me I'm very forgiving on that
11:48 ████ because I need a skateboard I remember when I was working at a sushi restaurant right or a Shabu Restaurant I had both back to back and every single time somebody walks in yeah but you do that like 400 times a day every day for like five times a week stop giving a ████ can I say something though as a consumer of those uh restaurants when I come in and they go ishma say it gets me ████ and it gets me special it makes me feel as fast it gets me and I feel I feel energy it brightens up my day you
12:39 still say it you just don't look at everybody all the time I always thought they weren't supposed to look but I mean nothing might roll the ████ wrong they're all over it maybe but that is dumb when you like walk in a store and they're just like welcome yeah like that's freaking I stand there and you go what acknowledgment shows that you care and the lack of acknowledgment shows that you don't care dude shake my hand and don't make eye contact me ████ that's disrespectful or when guys this hasn't happened to me in a while but when guys when like you shake your hand and they just squeeze your hand oh that's hard yeah I'm like oh yeah dude what is your problem sometimes I also feel like they're just insecure or something yeah no for sure yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and also then I go yeah like in my head I go oh yeah that's a like you got beat up a lot probably there's a plastic bag when they do that do you do this I hear you or I don't
13:32 you know what's kind of annoying too is when somebody makes a really big deal about you not knowing a thing that's not something everyone knows when they go like they go like or they go like hey you fight you don't know Rob Pearson how do you not know Rob Pierce yeah but it's like yeah but then like it's not someone you should know yeah Rob Pearson never heard of them dude yeah exactly I know Scott Peterson I know that oh is that the guy that killed his wife pushed her downstairs yeah that Scott Peterson dude is it really yeah it is huh it is yeah oh another one I ████ hate cell phone uh dog walkers oh when they're just like this oh bro for dogs just ████ everywhere and then they just walk away oh that's a big
14:22 problem you don't pick up your poop yeah you don't pick up your ████ poop dude that's massive yeah that making me mad that's how diseases spread bruh yeah oh these people who leave who who live in an apartment and they leave their trash right outside of the trash chute but don't have the time to just put it in the trash shoe yeah what is up with that you go all the way there but you can't do this they don't want to touch it they don't touch it I think they should be burned it's just in the room and then the room is just the hallway I actually love throwing ████ down you hear the ging all the sometimes open the trash bag just so I can make it more secretive did you get more stuff this shouldn't ruin my day but I love food I love eating out and I'm hungry I'll like all right you know what do we
15:12 go to the restaurant we know is good or we should try something new maybe try something new and the food freaking sucks yeah I'd say like one out of five times it sucks yeah I was like fudge man now we gotta go eat again oh when you're hungry and your wife's like you're like what do you want to eat she's like I want to try this new place yeah okay I'll say anything and make you happy always love love love love you go there it's a ████ 90 minute wait and you're like I'm gonna ████ kill you yeah and she's like let's just wait and you're like okay babe let's wait yeah we just totally ████ wait one of the worst things is people that do not pick up on sarcasm when you're being completely extremely satirical and they just take it seriously yeah that ████ is freaking that must happen to Ryan a lot yeah is it because it's a ████ nerd guy again no just in general like that same guy we need to
16:03 jump him it's like it's like when you're like when you're looking at content online or something and then someone makes a really funny comment because it's something sarcastic there's always another guy right after that's like well you shouldn't say that because and then like everyone has to help that person yeah and be like no that's like people do that yeah you Asperger ████ but that's my that's actually my favorite part of those situations is reading all the comments of people like getting mad at that guy from making a sarcastic comment like that's my favorite is it liking them all yeah yeah and I'm like yeah you're right this guy is a piece of ████ he should have never said what about people who talk ████ about a specific person and then you see those people and engage and they're like super buddy buddy and nice and then just that's called business baby Hollywood that's Hollywood when you're living in L.A I was telling Steve green one of the funniest examples of that was
16:53 uh remember how Steve Green was like talking about his ████ High School play and he was like Steve is all and the reviews are in it's a hot show people love it like someone in the comments was literally like why is he so cocky about his high school show that's high school that's not even that big of a thing and like tons of people under were like in disbelief that the person really thought he was whatever that's just level two sarcasm from that commenter if it's like another lap around yeah yeah it clearly wasn't because they were they were super mad at Steve I understand anybody who gets mad at Steve you're on that side okay it just makes sense this was a really weird one but um I remember when I was young just getting an argument you know talking back to your parents and then you know when you have them cornered on some logic ████ that they're just not familiar with and then the last thing is don't talk back yeah or yeah because I
17:45 said so that was everything yeah or because I said so it's just that you throw your hands up you go oh I can't win that's a hard one and you'll never win you just have to take it internalized and just go yeah but there was a period of time though when you're like trying to like grow up as an adult in high school loser um but you're like this is pissing me off I bet you other kids like Timmy doesn't have it like this with his Rich parents you know you start ████ like yeah really ████ up your own ████ in your head so like that and it like changes everything but then you have to like grow up and mature you know okay I guess I'm gonna do that to my kids yeah oh do you know what else is whack when when people jaywalk and they're holding a baby I hate that or they're pushing a stroller yeah it's like you got a baby and you're gonna get a jaywalk with all these cars he's just sprinting across yeah what I hate is uh when I'm going on a crosswalk and there's a guy with like
18:35 a pet or a baby and I clearly didn't see them and I almost hit them and they look at me like what the ████ is your problem you know and I'm like dude I didn't hit you it's not my fault you know that's what I hate I hate that yeah because I was texting I was texting the group yeah it was an important text though yeah like I was like lol's lol with the Z you know what's in what's it like the deepest cut of this like what is the weirdest thing that pisses you off that probably no one can relate to you it's hard because I think I know I I know I have top I I have the top one I just usually it's in conversation where it comes out where I'm like oh yeah that pisses me off because I feel like a lot of things a lot of stupid things piss me off that like shouldn't matter at all and it has too much real estate in my brain but I can't think of it right now I think the thing that pissed me off the
19:26 most is actually myself and I hate how much I have to pee I relate to that me too I blame my mom I don't know if I got OCD or some ████ but like I don't think that's OCD you got a small bladder no so like a bark on a small block now before I go to bed yeah I already pee right so I pee and then I go in bed and I'm like on my phone or whatever chilling watching some TV whatever for like 10 minutes and I'm like okay now it's really time to sleep to get up to go pee again and literally literally nothing comes out did your mom always make you be like hey oh we're about to go eat like go hurry up go pee you're gonna be in the car for a while yes and also my mom made me um I wasn't allowed to use the bathroom while um pay for the rule while eating while
20:17 eating because she said she said some Chinese proverb it's like um like you don't want to put you don't want to put money in the bank while there's a hole some ████ stupid ████ like that oh my God so if I had to pee or poo I just have to scarf it down because there's I can't fit I can't pee or poo in the middle bro these made-up rules you know you want you wanted to bring food into the toilet oh nice you can't eat while she cheating have you eaten while taking a crap not like bring food into the restaurant you just can't take a break excuse me I need to use the restroom like I can't do that no finish the food right now and I'm like ████ genuine you really wanted to bring food into the
21:07 rest because I was thinking that you weren't allowed to do that I'm like yeah most people shouldn't be allowed yeah that's illegal into the bathroom you wanted to go are you eating in here well a little bit of both
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