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0:00 All right, so Anthony posted this on Instagram. He's been gone for a while. He's been in Estonia traveling around teaching and then yeah he posted a photo from his class. >> Poor Anthony. >> And you said you were a good boy and you wrote something nice. >> No, I was a really good boy. >> Uh-huh. >> And the minute I saw that it was a sea like you know when you see a sex haver post? >> Yeah. >> And then you see a sea of ladies? >> Uh-huh. >> I was like, "Oh, the options." And I was like, "I wish I had my phone had a bigger keyboard." >> [laughter] >> But I was like I was like, "I'm going to be a good boy." And I just liked it. Support, you know? >> Oh, you didn't even type anything. >> hit like? >> I was just like, "Good job, Anthony. What a great dance teacher." >> his biggest online bullies are you guys. >> Me? >> This guy, right? >> No. [laughter] This guy. This guy, right here. >> all of it. >> So stupid. >> But he brings it to his com- you bring it to the comments. He doesn't.

0:51 >> Thank you. Thank you, Joe. >> Oh, you bring it to the com- >> You bring it to his world. >> Do I bring it to the I usually comment something nice. But I didn't com- I didn't comment at all. >> crop that. >> Wait, crop that and have the 9/11 the TWIN TOWERS B- >> [laughter] [gasps] >> DUDE. >> [laughter] >> LOOK AT HIS FACE IN THIS PICTURE WHERE HE'S HOLDING his daughter. >> Such a stark difference. >> And then you get you get him here. Wait, go back to the ladies. >> Oh my. There's like a glow. >> That's true. >> A certain complexion difference. >> when the when you see a a guy who's with his family and he's like smiling like this and then he's he's holding a fish he's like >> [laughter] >> Then he looks happy. Oh my. >> It's funny because like you know what's crazy is he's really like a an actual star when he goes to teach at these things. >> dance community? >> Absolutely. He's an absolute star. And if they if he goes to a place where that

1:41 he's not a star yet, they fall in love with this dude every time. >> Yeah, especially like Estonia. Like what is that? Like a a fifth world >> don't even have celebrities. >> A fifth world country? Nobody's Hellenized there. >> Don't they Isn't like their celebrity like a vampire or some ████ >> [laughter] >> A real vampire? >> ████ they have in Estonia. >> Yeah, because he's been teaching so long now that his like instruct his basically his skills as a teacher are really really high. >> He's just a good good teacher all around. So if they go they see him they go good teacher attractive >> Yeah. >> sex haver >> And they can't have him. So it's like even more >> They can't have him. They can't have him. green card >> Uh-huh. >> green card [laughter] Green ████ benefits are insane, dude. >> You get to live in a cheap house. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, right. >> No. >> What were you going to say, Will? >> No, but what what why is all women though? Like there's no guys in Estonia?

2:31 >> There's actually a ton of girls in Estonia, yeah. Mhm. >> It's like it's like 100 girls for one guy. >> It's similar to Latvia, I think, where there's like >> So out of all those countries that have 50/50, how does he find the one that's not 50/50? [snorts] >> Well, also the >> [laughter] >> Well, also the the fact that you're teaching dance, it's going to be mostly girls anyway. >> Or or gay guys. >> Oh my god, that's genius. >> So you don't [laughter] have competition. >> Yeah. >> And then all the judges that are there are probably gay guys. >> Right. >> So nobody if you're a straight guy in this world >> wouldn't be caught dead. >> No, you get the pick of the litter, that's what I'm saying. That's >> To explain exactly what he's doing, so these dance camps that he does are super different than just like a regular dance class. It's like these people sign up for like um almost like to take a bunch of really

3:21 important master classes all in a row in the span of like a week or so. >> Is it like one of those where it's like a packed schedule and it's like this room you teach popping, that room you teach this style? >> And they fly out like the superstars of each style. >> Yeah. >> So he's covering like one style. >> What's his style? choreograph heartbreak >> [laughter] >> He's on a roll, dude. ████ >> It's kind of weird. His style is kind of is is a very like more classified under I think like intricate emotional like like um >> Of course. >> Yeah. >> Emotional interpretive ex- >> No, but it's still like cool. But cuz he's like the master of that. I forgot you had a name for it. He There's >> Oh, he developed his own name? >> There's a name for it, but I can't >> This fool got his own like BJJ going up. >> E- Exactly. >> up his own style. >> call it foreplay?

4:12 >> [laughter] >> So, he's like those you know there's like the fitness instructors? Usually it's like oh, how you build muscle and then or how you lose weight or whatever. And then somehow there's like these fitness instructors, they become like the glute optimizer. >> Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Just this part is just for ass. They become like the ass doctor. [laughter] And of course all their clientele just so happens to be chicks now. Is that what he did you think? Like >> [laughter] >> Like he deliberately went for the What do the girls like? >> He's like I taught krump. It was like 70/30 male. Nah. I ain't going to break it. It's all guys. >> He definitely did I I feel like cornered the market on his style. Like he was He doesn't have a lot of competition against him in exactly what it looks like. >> What about In Kinjaz? Is there other people who do that style?

5:02 >> It's all everyone's thing is a little different. Yeah. That's why you can tell when he's the one who choreographed certain shows. But for these dance camps, like even though they he goes to Estonia, these girls some of them probably traveled from nearby like countries too. They'll like kind of converge >> So, all of Europe flocked over to take this class? >> I don't know about all of Europe, but But then that's why it's very special to people. It's because like you know like when's the next time this dude's going to come by? Or they took it from him last year or something. So, it's like you know >> Seeing your CeeLo again. >> that we see him like every week and then it's kind of boring. No, but see that that's what's so funny to me, which is why when I first joined up with you guys and I saw how you treat him, it's so funny. Because Cuz guy's so celebrated everywhere. >> Except for one room, pal. Except for one room. >> Except for one room. He He's like

5:53 everywhere this guy walks. They clap when he enters rooms and ████ That's ████ crazy. >> Okay, then he needs this ego check. That's crazy. I I want to go with Anthony to experience that. >> If you did >> I'll be so cool to experience that. >> You would It would be so funny for you. And then when we got back here, you would lay it on harder. >> Because you know, my experience with Anthony is he brought it upon himself. Like when we first When we first started meeting him >> [laughter] >> No, no, we would shoot We would shoot We would shoot sketches, right? And then I'm like, "Hey, can you and Lauren do like something funny?" >> You're talking like 2011. >> Yeah, or maybe even before that. Like we're like, "Can we When we're shooting sketches, I need this one part of like uh I think it was one of like we're doing like this kind of like uh almost gay chicken type thing. And then like we're being like homoerotic. And it was like Lauren's going to grab for this cup in the in the cabinet. He can't reach. So Anthony just has to like

6:45 squeeze his butt cheeks and help him, right? They took it on their own where Lauren now sits like this, puts his dick in Anthony's face, straddles him, and then Anthony grabs at uh Lauren's butt cheeks and goes, >> [laughter] >> And I'm like, "Oh, that's what he likes." >> Yeah. And after that, Bart was like, "You know what's crazy? I think they're really open about this." And I was like, "Yeah. Hey, whenever we need guys to do gay ████ we could have them for it." So every single time we needed [laughter] to do like gay scenes, they were down. >> we wrote, they like 10x'd it. >> Yeah. >> Oh. >> They're like, "It's not gay enough." And then they did it harder. >> You never directed him to act like that. >> Never ever. >> [laughter] >> Never ever. Nope. >> But they would one-up each other. >> They made a strong choice for the director. >> And he was like, "Man, how come you guys always keep doing this?" I was like, "I thought you guys liked it cuz you you're making it funnier." >> Oh, okay.

7:35 >> That's like Bart though cuz Bart, if he thinks you like something, he takes it to umteenth degree. >> [laughter] >> And then I would see them like on TV killing it. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> So my view of Anthony isn't like other people might see him as like super cool guy that also has like a sense of humor behind the curtain. >> Yeah. >> I saw him as a super goofball who happens to like cool ████ behind the curtain. >> Oh, okay. >> That's how I saw him. So I always thought him as like >> He's He has always been a super goofball. >> to clown. >> But I don't feel like any of that ever come comes out in his teaching world. I'm sure like when when he's giving instruction and stuff he might be really funny. But like dude, the this the experience people walk away from after taking a like a serious workshop with him it's pretty big. It's That's what makes me laugh so much. >> like they've been baptized or something. >> Yeah, you make it sound like a revival, dude. Yeah, it really feels like that.

8:26 >> So he's like a dance Tony Robbins. >> That's what I'm saying it >> And when he comes here he's like, "Hey!" >> [laughter] >> Like imagine Tony Robbins like going on podcast everyone just keeps like >> It's like you changed my life Tony Robbins and then he goes on JK and we're like, "Why is he >> so gay?" >> We're like, "You ain't changed nobody's life. Shut up." It's like that, you know what I mean? >> I think I think Anthony knows what he's doing though. >> What? >> Because I've been on this earth for like 40 years, right? Never once did I put the combination of a goatee and get a perm. >> [laughter] >> Yep. >> You know what I mean? Like >> Yep. >> That's Those are intentional moves. He's like, "I'm going to rock a goatee and I never got a perm before but and get a perm and then I'm going to leave the country." I'm like What are you doing? >> And then I'm going to leave the country. [laughter] >> And he dresses like he's in Fast and the Furious. >> Yeah, like >> Which is smart, too. >> Like who else who who would who does

9:16 that? >> With short shorts? >> Yeah. This guy looks cinematic all the time. >> Mhm. >> He does look cinematic all the time. >> [laughter] >> It is funny how happy he looks in this photo though. And then the couple photos behind he's like with the baby like >> [laughter] >> He goes, "I'm free!" That's why it's so funny like for people that have never seen what he does and they only see him here and like and then out of nowhere he'll do a post and he's on stage with a microphone talking to a thousand people waiting for his next instruction. It probably looks like a like a like a shock to your system. Like, "Wait, I was just making fun of that guy." >> to be one person in the room who's like, "Gay." >> No, well, that's why he had a problem because I think it started to infiltrate and like, you know, he would he'd be at the airport and run into people that would be like, "Hey, ████ Kinjaz, right?" >> Well, I hope >> 9/11

10:06 >> people know Anthony through Kinjaz first. Cuz then they can see how cool he is, and then it's like, "Oh, he has a funny side." >> That's better than the JK introduction, and then they're like commenting, "Twin Tower, Twin Tower, Twin Tower." And then now they can't they can't take the cool stuff that he did seriously. >> It's funnier to them. >> What's like Will, like when you when you met Anthony, did you already know anything about him at all? >> Uh yeah, just through JK. >> Like oh, just through JK. >> At first. [clears throat] >> [laughter] >> Yeah, but I know he was in Kinjaz. >> Okay. >> Did you know he was the leader of the Kinjaz and a mega superstar? >> Um I saw I saw some clips on the the dance competition. >> Did you know which one he is? >> Um no. >> I can never I can never tell. >> The tall one. It's usually it's the tall one. >> Yeah, yeah, and then I saw some of those and those are sick. >> But yeah, he's like been on Coachella.

10:56 He's been like >> Does he strike you as like a cool guy though? Like um >> Like a kind of like someone that used to ████ like crazy. >> [laughter] >> Will is a stranger to Anthony, and he knows >> His opinion is really valuable. >> Right? Yeah, and then ████ like crazy, like not pull out. >> Right, he seems like that, right? >> [laughter] >> No, no, no, he leaves that ████ in. >> Well, that's more romantic. It's way more romantic. >> I wouldn't be surprised he has some kids in Vietnam. >> That's what we all been saying. Or Estonia. >> Or Estonia. The girl in the front right there with the black shirt, the way her arms are crossed over her leg. >> Oh, which one? Which one? >> Right there, like directly Yeah, her, her. Yeah, the way she's sitting. >> She's looking at him like prey. >> Yeah. >> What What is she doing, you think? >> I think she's kind of like, I like foreplay. >> [laughter] >> What the heck? >> Dude, Will Pepper's horny.

11:46 >> [laughter] >> He's a horny boy, dude. >> I think Will's just seen it all, so he knows. >> Yeah, he's seen stuff we've never seen. >> Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but >> Who do you think gets more ████ Anthony or your dad? >> Oh, man. I feel like, you know, I feel like Anthony could get more, but he's chose to be good. >> He's a good boy. He has honor. >> Right, right. >> He don't need no Vietnamese, huh? >> Dad's just laying out there. >> What do you think would happen if Anthony owned a nail salon? >> Oh. >> Oh my god, he would uh He would be really good at first, but after like 7:30 p.m. >> [laughter] >> 7:30 p.m.? Then the Batman comes out. >> [laughter] >> It's like It's like Heckle and whatever. >> Heckle and Hyde. >> Wait, Heckle and >> Wait, what's that? >> Heckle and Hyde? >> [laughter] >> What the hell? >> I got >> Heckle and Hyde.

12:37 >> That's the Vietnamese version. Heckle and [laughter] Hyde. >> Heckle and Hyde. >> Yeah, so I feel like he would >> It's like Ratman and Bobbin. >> Well, let let us know below what you think, Anthony, cuz I know you're watching this. >> Yep, the whole way through, too. >> Comment below, Anthony, on whether or not you agree or disagree with us and everybody who sees him comment. >> This is just our way of saying we miss you, dude. >> We do miss you, but also don't have your gay little AI tell you what you think you should think about the video. Have your own opinions. >> [laughter] >> And to whoever keeps commenting Anthony is gay, keep it up. >> You're the man.

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