0:00 or they put like money on the floor next to your car with the same I don't know what it is that they're putting on these bills I found this on the floor today touch it touch it slowly pass out are you feeling okay [Music] okay can everybody try as hard as you can to get into your most merciful state of mind right now merciful yeah maximum Mercy please before you hear this okay does this guy deserve the second chance that uh he uh currently is trying to act like he has I know it sounds weird but listen to this there's a guy who uh he's 37 he's from Virginia randomly he decided to walk into this window store and he murdered the manager who's like a
0:51 65 year old man stabbed him over 50 times uh he ended up being found not guilty because a way of insanity right okay so then he was you know of course that meant that he would be uh he was in jail for a little bit but he got out on conditional bail and now people have started to see him on dating sites okay I have so he's walking the streets he's not like you know mental I have two questions so the first one so this is like a store where they sell Windows like only Windows they get Blackboard or something you know like uh like a guy who a guy who makes windows will install them for you one of those guys yeah they got those yeah it's like what's with all these murders getting away with pleading
1:41 Insanity like oh look at this this is why he's uh got away with Insanity because he goes in there and he thinks in his head that the Windows store manager is a werewolf yeah so in his mind he's doing us a service so what if he finds but what if he finds another werewolf and then kills them too exactly in my most merciful State I say kill that ████ that's the best because the way that I think I think the most merciful state that I would be I would have to put myself in Mother Nature's shoes and in mother's Nature's shoes I gotta be merciful to the rest of Mother Nature yeah so if you have something that is extremely violent towards the rest of the species and is a danger to the rest of the species we need to stop cancer where it starts so it's like you know like a kernel like
2:31 corn on the cob yeah the minute that one kernel turns purple you gotta pull that purple one up you know all right so that's what I think so I'm like that fool's dead it made my most merciful State look at this so here's his um here's his dating profile by the way and this is the reason why people are pissed it's not because he's out and dating it's because of what he wrote on it all right look at Werewolf hunter he says an easy going adventurer who believes in Universal connection with all and love to explore and try new things also recently getting back from two years of traveling which is not true it's his jail is jail in court traveling to jail and probably a mental institution that's still a trip so this guy basically is technically still considered a danger to society by
3:22 just the average populace and when you see that picture you're just like oh he's an adventurous guy look he likes waterfalls I like hiking and jumping into waterfalls like I totally go with them and then you find out he's a ████ murderer yeah so while there's no love Werewolf hunter oh yeah trying to watch it man there's no there's no law prohibiting somebody from like being on a dating profile when they're on probation or they're on uh what's it called conditional bail yeah is this right no I think it's ████ Hold on hold on we got to put on our Mercy hats right Mercy hats no man what if this guy is actually a true werewolf yeah what if it he wasn't and nobody believes him nobody believes him he's on to something here like we've watched all those move you gotta believe me and then they're like nah he's stupid let's put
4:12 him in jail and then like the real werewolves start ████ us up yeah because if I was a werewolf I'd disguise in a window shop what if this is like season five of a werewolf killing show and that's like the main boss and he's been like surviving immortality he didn't even know what a window shop was of course it's the perfect disguise right because no one it's very unassuming right it's not like he had a nothing but silver jewelry shop you know but silver you named it for him already there used to be a shop called Nothing But silver at the mall I don't remember that ████ yeah it used to be called Nothing But silver do you think then what's what's a good compromise do you think a guy like this should say on his profile that he was recently no he can't see that like that's that's the only fault I've seen this year if the guy wants to date the
5:03 two years of traveling like come on why do you gotta even put that I think I would have more Mercy if he's put Werewolf hunter or I've been in jail there's some ████ that's like actually honest that would be catchy though if I was scrolling through a dating app and someone was like oh I was in jail for two years because I'm a werewolf Hunter like really fun guy I'd be like okay and then on the crazy but now he's crazy and he's a liar let's say that you liked that and you were like what a quirky dude you guys go out first date he goes hey that stuff about the werewolf thing it's true I am on conditional bail uh was released for due to Insanity I killed a guy if I was a vampire if I was a vampire girl I'd be like oh where have you been all my life girl you mean no because then vampires hate ████ werewolves right so he is a werewolf Hunter perfect
5:53 this is where's the ████ love it's a reverse toilet where the girl is the vampire and he's a werewolf Hunter except he's really hunting werewolves I just can't believe he didn't get sentenced or anything yeah that's ridiculous yeah why do murderers always have really good lawyers over 50 times man and always like oh like so many times just like like well it also does make sense if he's a werewolf and he has a window store because that's where werewolves Escape they see the moon they go oh [Music] and they open the window and they climb out so he makes portals for what his other brothers yeah very intelligent or maybe you have to stop him 50 times because he was so powerful that he wouldn't die he should have used a silver knife I like that I like that did he even use a silver knife I don't know he's a
6:45 werewolf Hunter so probably I hope expert pop dogs especially if he's in the middle of morphing where he's like breaking out of his shirt oh yeah he's half morph yeah they're really really strong I'm just surprised that someone can kill someone even like through cleaning a insanity but they're out in the real world like just chilling because we always heard that like when you plead Insanity you don't always get a better scenario sometimes Mental Hospitals are worse than being in jail why isn't he a mental health or he went and then well here's the thing I'll read it to you right now they say that uh after his arrest he was incarcerated hospitalized for extended period and then he worked exceedingly hard throughout his treatment due to his progress in the hospital they agreed that uh he was granted Court approved conditional release they were like hey
7:35 you're good enough to at least be out and you know that's part of his Rehabilitation I don't know man I think it was just paid off and then he makes a ████ dating profile the crazy thing is that like that's true to life when like women are looking at profiles I'm like oh this guy could be a murderer and this time to write where is the werewolves family think I know yeah you already killed them all yeah were you ever afraid about a serial killers and stuff when you go out there dating and stuff because I always think about that I was like damn it must suck like girls got to be careful yeah I feel like even especially now like I don't know I feel like it's a weird time in the world a lot of crime and stuff but it's definitely a thing I mean you're a young girl and you know you meet up with some random guy you got to be cautious and stuff you know keep your location on touch your friends know where you're
8:25 going the weirdest thing I think right now not like the dating stuff but like how people are putting like the air tags on people's cars oh the zip ties like the sex trafficking ████ oh ████ is like really really bad right now it's crazy it's and it's like everywhere I think yeah because now they're telling like chicks like when you go out to your car you gotta look underneath you might have a stalker like the air tax while they try to find where you live I've had notification on my phone where it's like an unknown Air Attack has been detected and I've had to like search my stuff wow the ████ that's that's a thing they're doing and they'll follow you home they know where you live to your car or they put like a little zip tie they've been doing things where um they'll like put something on like your window or your handle and if you go to grab it there's
9:15 like they put some sort of drug on it that seeks into your skin and then you get like all like the tissue stuff or they put like money on the floor next to your car with the same I don't know what it is that they're putting on these bills I found this on the floor today touch it touch it slowly pass out are you feeling okay oh I shouldn't touch it it's crazy people have been putting fentanyl on oh no and if people grab it like it soaks into your skin it like knocks you out uh what app is it that can detect if there's an air tag on you it's not an app it's your phone yeah just the Apple software wow um if you have an Apple phone it'll be like sometimes it glitches though a little bit like I feel like I've gotten in I haven't found anything it's scary to know that it's detecting sometimes I
10:05 wish women were all armed and they were violent because I feel so bad like we can't help we can't do nothing and then I just feel like oh why can't you just kill him when you get caught you know like a man like just imagine if like they're like like hey and then she's like boom you know and it's like oh and everyone's like yeah if I'm like in Hollywood or something and like if I ever feel like I'm being followed uh you act crazy you're like I ████ myself one of them you would actually do that no but I would if that would happen but like think about that yeah you just like yeah act like you're not okay like who's gonna want to kidnap that somebody good method is to just rip a huge fart turn those people off of me someone's following you just I heard if
10:56 you can if you could do like vomit on call just ████ puke on wow these are very demanding uh ways of getting away that's hard yeah I don't know I just I just know that there was this thing that was going down where um people would be live streaming to like they'll be going into a market or some ████ like Target or some ████ right Walmart they'll follow girls and then the girl would be like on a live just just be like what about this one what about that one and then when they find one she'll be like all right she's coming out and then like there'll be guys outside in the parking lot with a van and that's how they catch them there's this new thing too also where they're doing this thing where um they'll have like a young girl working for them and they'll like knock on someone's house or apartment like hey um I need help my car's not starting or
11:46 like or like someone's following me please like open the door call 9-1-1 and they'll wait for the person to come out and they have guys ready that'll just like that happened snatch the person or whatever that happens back in the late 70s early 80s he was part of a gang in LA and he was downtown some girl hit on him and so she uh she basically learned him in to hook up but then there were two dudes waiting and they kidnapped him for ransom so my my grandfather had to show up with some cash to get him out holy ████ dude yeah who told you this story your dad your grandpa my mom oh mom told me so that's why I know your mom was the girl then [Music]
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