0:00 would you would you uh make your dick more sensitive to be less sensitive as a person [Music] what the hell is this crabs hold on a minute that's ████ War of the Worlds that's a real photo of a real thing on a real beach 100 what really some robots they're testing are they crabs look at this let me show you another picture is it like a old Shell that's left behind and then the they climbed out and ████ nah because it looked like a whole trail of them that should look like that machinist whoa they're like sus looking but I feel like they'd be tasty if they were steamed
0:52 is that starfish no it's not starfish what the ████ is it I want to kick it dude you want to kick it are they I think it could kick me dude if I saw that on the beach I'm running up and ████ kicking that ████ dude so here's a hint it's not um it's not alive what but it was it was alive here's a closer photo they look scary isn't that crazy that ████ really looks like that this looks like I could eat it it was alive like look at all those meaty legs I know it's kind of thick what is that bro they captured it very I know so they do you you know War of the Worlds the movie yeah with Tom Cruise uh-huh yeah that's what people really thought it was the war of the world's aliens but I've never seen those songs [Laughter] I use the tube in the middle like it's not like in the like it's like this yeah
1:47 so it turns out like this photographer took a picture of that and he posted it he didn't know people were gonna freak out but then all these people had theories of what it was and they all got scared to go to the beach yeah yeah that doesn't look like super warm and inviting all it is it's just dead aloe vera plants oh it looks upside down also someone had to place them then no they they were under the water and they washed up and then that's how they come out aloe vera grows in water it comes out like that that's not what happens then it's upside down and then seeing that and being like whoa you're gonna go up and kick it bro it was just gonna flop over yeah all right that's some crazy ████ that for real does look like War of the World ████ like aliens that ████ just come through and like that looks like an invasion is starting if there was an apocalypse do you think you could make it
2:37 I don't know it depends what kind song like there's a bunch of these oh ████ like hundreds of a thousand percent because my initial reaction is to kick it yeah wait to kick it or kick it to kick the ████ out of it right they can't get her to kick that like 93 too or like yeah you know some people have fight or flight I have kick okay and there's no ore kick or did nope I just look at I'm like what the ████ is that yeah but what happens when you run out you kick it and as you kick it it just eats your whole ████ foot oh my that's the risk I take my friend do you have a strong like roundhouse kick he does do karate let me see let me see Lucy I'm tired you see that boot right there in the ████ I kicked it already that was you no that's gonna be filled with water but I have to now ready I'm lazy I don't know I do it late I do it like this wait wait hold on this is how you would kick the the war
3:27 why do I feel like a lot of stupid is about to happen it hits her in the face oh my God yo that would have been hilarious boom right there into it she's got a black eye or she caught it every time you want to hit on the girl be like watch this dude that'd be kind of if it flew across [Laughter] but it was my mouth I want to be like Nacho Libre and hire some guys so when I'm on a date they're like punking us and I just kick them yo you want to do that but it's the wrong gang of guys just like nachos ████ me up do you think you could win a street fight I think I would lose really hard it depends if it's like a crazy person my body is fake so I think like once they like knock off like I would be like yo I'm done I don't have insurance
4:17 you're like that's it yeah that's all yeah but it might make you more like mobile it might be like cyborg like I'm built you know like I don't feel it that's true whatever or Mr Fantastic you might be able to like stretch yeah yeah I didn't sit for a whole year after my BBL I remembered that yeah I was built like a hamster before so I was like really scared that one day I would I would wake up and be built like hang kill again it was my nightmare I was like I'm like you yeah I was like I can't have that haven't so I like would have a cushion that like made me like float and I would sit on my knees everywhere I roller coasters airplanes cars you went on roller coasters dude I didn't give a ████ and I didn't sit for one year and then I be I sat on accident and I realized my ass is going nowhere I was like it's still here oh wow what did you where did you get a bbo like last year so how long did they
5:08 last they're sorry pretty much for Life bro for Life yeah well what happens is there's an implant in the butt no it's uh Brazil you're fat that gets moved lipo from my tummy and like my arms I also bought ABS I bought abs for 2K how do you buy how do you buy apps how do you buy an ass how do you do that how did you do that wait I want to buy that yeah how do they do that they they tell me that if you don't work out and you like kind of like lose your ████ then that you'll still have abs but it'll look really weird so now I have to work out because if not I will look really silly but how did you buy the hair you could buy these ads for two thousand but you got to work out every day so I well I got um lipo 360 and my BBL and arm lipo and abatch all on the same day so I got my it felt like a sexy car accident I was like ouch but I'm gonna be sexier
5:59 and then I was in recovery home for three weeks it was intense oh my like bandages everywhere yeah like I was like in my father and bleeding and stuff and then I but yo I got abs for 2K but what is what does it take away the fat and then like no I don't did you guys see my ass yeah I did yeah no did they throw in like a six-pack or something you can ask for like an Olympic etch or you could just get like I just wanted like a feminine line like I wanted like this looks like wow so is there something in there or is it just like they took out they I don't I don't know what is it how they like take I think it's the way they take the life yeah because all of us have abs underneath yes so then they're chiseling the fat away yeah I think so and then now I work out a lot I work out two hours every day I worked out before I came here you that's why that's why you should go to barbell Brigade yeah
6:49 I bought these abs these were built in the gym too maintaining delicious so if you buy your body you have to work out if you don't you have the option people think if oh you get your BBL you're good for life no bro because we see stupid ass bbls every day like you have to like look if you want to look proportionate yeah you are gonna have to work out or if you want it to look real too yeah so with my BBL was it was just weird and asinine so getting my BBL where now my ass my fat cells are in my ass and there's like less fat here like my weight distribution is better so now I have a new Foundation of my body so now I can build off of this foundation so it's like a new framework yeah yeah because ultimately I could have worked out with my old body but I never would have had hips or ass like this so you worked out after you got your surgery yeah yeah because like I I was like weird it was
7:39 just like in my mind I was like why would I work out I'm never gonna get like this body I wanted I did I wanted to look feminine and curvy which I could have worked out I would have been lean and like athletic but I wanted to look like a woman which is what I wanted now I understand how this one big booty girl I follow has abs yeah I didn't know that that was because you would have to have I should pay two G's you have to actually have a low body fat I'm like and how are you gonna have thick butt and thighs right but with like you can see the ABS I'm like how is that possible but now it's like now I can have ass and now I can actually just do abs every day and now it's like like but this wouldn't exist in the Medieval ages you know like if you plop me into Medieval ages they would be like what the ████ dude we must worship her no let's burn her at the stage she's a witch how is this possible I'm gonna be a couple hours
8:29 with her did you have any like post uh trauma or like is it mess with your mental like I made it like I was really picky about my doctor um and my doctor was actually a Doctor Young in Houston he's an Asian doctor hey H-Town it sound and it's like he wasn't I wanted like a natural like a natural BBL I didn't want to look like I wanted to look engorged I wanted you I wanted to type a BBL where like if I walked in the airport you'd be like damn yeah but I didn't want it to be like damn like how do you wipe you want to make people miss their flights for flights cuts the news some BBL doctors especially in La like Beverly Hills BBL doctors they'll like look too natural and it's like bro I wanna I still want to look oh it's too nice something happened yeah like I looked like I got like ass now you know
9:20 this did not exist 20 years ago right if you're gonna do it science has gone forth and created a new species of BBL Asians yeah we did wow I was very picky about making sure I chose the right doctor like great reputation yeah also I didn't want to go out of state just because I don't speak the language if I went to like Mexico or some ████ yeah you say Houston no I was just I was sorry I'm talking I was talking about bart has a bigger butt than he had four years ago he got cakes he says a body of a gorilla we're all jealous share your cake share your cake like he takes don't be insecure and spreads his butt cheeks no not that far but it's kind of nice oh I could tell oh
10:10 Nacho Libre that should inhaled the ████ underwear dude my body moved you couldn't tell the surgery that could like make your dick three inches bigger but it would take three inches from your height would you do it oh I don't care about a big dick I want I don't got enough height to be I don't got height to be given can I just do one inch no she talked about it I want more senses you want more like oh you want more nerve endings I want way more yeah because I want it to be like from the stand like you know how just the head is kind of really sensitive you want a more sensitive I want it to be like they ████ lick the stem and I come oh that's what I want I feel like you wouldn't want that because wouldn't you want like a journey it's not about the destination it's about to Journey but then like yeah it's
11:00 beautiful I just I just want to come fast like really fast would you would you uh make your dick more sensitive to be less sensitive as a person wow wow I don't give a ████ where people come up to they go yeah he has a button in his balls bro and he presses the button and then his dick is hard Oh no you're lying oh yeah yeah it's like it's bigger or or softer it's just like that way it works no matter what wait did he do that because he had an issue or did he do that I think he just did it because he did porn for so many years like it's just it must be desensitized and it's like you don't want to shoot it up because I feel like that would shorten your lifetime in porn and plus like taking Cialis every day
11:51 probably isn't good for you but if you implant like a button then like this fool can have sex and then he could bust a nut and then he can go flash it and he can go Boop he must be a shower then he already being like this guy's meat is hella soft and Squishy I started another is like I feel like smaller dicks get like rock hard because like all the blood flow crawlers yeah whereas like guys have arm dicks like it's just kind of like squishier yeah it's like solid but it's like sea cucumber yeah it's like you they can like kind of like jam it in there slowly but they won't like have the difference sucks for them ████
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