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China Mogs the USA

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0:00 Yo, have you guys been feeling this that like China is whooping our butt in everything, in every sector right now? Especially with kids, >> dude. With kids specifically. I'm watching dance videos right now and there's these like I have no idea what city or what province that they this classroom is in and there's just like 40 little Chinese boys or Chinese girls wearing the exact same thing doing these really advanced level dance routines in like perfect synchronicity. Like I'm watching those freaking robots at the CCTV Beijing New Year, >> but just better. >> So why don't you just move there then, Anthony? >> Yeah. If you love it so much, >> you love it so much. Why don't you leave America? >> Sound like you're being Japanese again, and I want you to bring the energy back so we can focus all when when you talk about Japanese stuff, I co-sign. I jump on there. I need you to do that for China right now. >> When you see this in China, do you want that for your own kids?

0:50 >> Do I want it for my >> Do you want them to ████ be dribbling basketballs like this when they're 2 years old? >> I feel like we're probably in the same state. It's We haven't got that far. is still in a state of marvel. >> Yeah, we already know how hard it is to get kids, one kid to do anything, right, in the kids jiu-jitsu class. >> Now, how do you get five kids now? How do you get a 100 kids? And then how do you get 100 kids to perform at a prodigy level? It's like somehow China has solved a hundstep problem that they made like, oh, this is just a napkin that exists at every restaurant. That's what it feels like. It feels like they took the ultimate Rubik's cube and this is so common place everywhere. Everyone could do with their eyes closed. >> And it also feels like one of those things like you watching like basketball, right? You know, uh uh a player gets injured, a star player gets traded, something happens with the draft, and then suddenly an entire

1:41 franchise that was like so much greatness, so much momentum, and they're like, "Oh, you know, they're in a rebuilding year. They're going to take the L for this one. You know, this person's sitting out half the season instead of risking their injury to further blah blah blah. They'll trade this person in order to get a better draft round." And hopefully they've got budget for the next season. And it's like they do it. I ████ feels like China did that but for a whole generation. It's like they're like, you know what? All right. We'll stay quiet. You guys can talk junk on us. You call us dirty. Say that we're underdeveloped. >> Ching chong, whatever. >> We build too fast and things aren't structured, whatever. You know, just just keep talking. Meanwhile, we're just gonna build. We're just gonna keep our heads. >> But in 2050, you're gonna suck my dick so hard. >> And they're doing it in every se. And you could see it in every kid. They're all, like you said, prodigy level across the board. And they're just waiting for

2:31 the next gen. If you want to build a nation, it feels like they're building it from the ground up. >> The children are the future. >> How do we disrupt that? [laughter] >> That's the I think they're disrupting us, man. I think the only way they can keep going with that is they got to keep us ████ >> feeding on this race war ████ You think they did the Rick Chow ████ >> I don't think I don't know, man. He's apparently to all of the black community, it's all of Asians that did that Rick Chow ████ >> The part that scares me as an American, I love that we're on top, still on top, still holding on, and we have the ultimate society, whatever. What scares me as an American is I know how ████ hard Chinese people work. Mhm. >> So, it's like if you know there's just a whole group of people that are down to

3:21 work and cheat and cheat, you better leave the blueprints out of their hands. >> Yeah, they're like athletic Jews. Once they get the blueprints, they're going to start flying. But the problem is it seems like we just saw them get a hold of these blueprints and it's like seeing Jurassic Park where like there's a lot of baby velociraptors starting to come out and [laughter] they're like, >> "Have you seen the China super cities, dude? Have you seen them? >> Aren't they all super cities at this point?" >> Well, that's the thing, right? They took the time to develop all their cities that are underdeveloped, that have nothing going on over there, and they built them up to these giant super cities, and it just brings everybody up. The economy is doing better. like and they've done it in all different parts of China and all these journalists that went over to to China when Trump was over there, they're all coming back talking about how much better China is.

4:12 Like they're kind of in shock. They didn't even know they were doing all this until they went over there. >> Oh, we're randomly doing articles here about some crazy new monument or structure or building or the fastest train or like new hyperjet and it's just constant like they're innovating. Meanwhile, I don't know if we've had a new building that's outside of a capitalist efficient box in ████ a >> Hey, the Hard Rock Hotel is building right now, dude. Like, come on. We're gonna have a guitar for a hotel. >> Very excited. Probably ████ invested by Chinese people, by the way. >> This is one I knew we ████ lost to China already. >> You say we lost the ring. >> We lost her. It's right there. >> They have these robot legs for people >> that can't really walk that well. >> Yeah. >> And they give them to you when you do like these national parks. They give these robot legs and they help you walk. >> Oh wow. >> And it's just like they give it to

5:03 people who are medically needed and then also for like just if you want to Yeah. Yeah. or something. It's sick, dude. >> That's because that version is already at consumer level. What do you think is at military level when it comes to their exoskeletons, their ████ robots and stuff like that? the consumer products that they're already willing to push out means that their military level products have got to be so like probably because that it's probably just so unrestricted in a singular government. >> How do we disrupt them? Like Joe said, how do we disrupt them? >> You guys keep stroking their ████ balls. >> We only have private sector people that are working on these things for us, right? I got a question for you. >> We're doing fights at the White House, dude. We're too busy with that. >> I got a question for you guys who are Benedict Arnold to China. >> Whoa. Oh, you guys have the actual ability to kind of

5:54 live amongst them if anything happens. You could you could jump ship >> because you're kind of Chinese, right? You >> tell me you could jump ship. >> Yeah, I could I could blend, but they're going to be we're I'm actually their arch nemesis for, you know, if they were the Jews, then I'm the Nazi, >> brother. We got you, dude. We'll hide it. We'll hide it for you. We'll treat you like a fellow Chinese man. Cuz I'm wondering when when time comes we're going to be bowing down. >> What are we What is everyone else going to do? Like you guys could ████ >> practice your manager now. Nihama. >> You could be Joseph Jung or something. >> Yeah. >> Joseph. Okay. Joseph J. >> You could be Chinese. [laughter] >> Or just like Jingjing. Or you could be EPO. [laughter] >> Apple. >> Will you guys ever jump? >> Will you guys I love America. >> I love America too, man. And but like

6:44 right now I feel like I made a bad choice because I'm a part of two dying empires, the UK and America. I'm going to be working on my UK citizenship ████ But now it's a I want to be proud. But whenever ████ comes out like this, I look at I'm like, come on leaders, build like a tower or do something cool. Like I can't be proud of any of this ████ I also think it's the people though. It's you know what it's also it's also the cuz you know like the Chinese people in general are very long-term thinking whether you're highlevel politician to the stupid ass farmer like everyone generally has a very long-term thinking in relation to the average American where you're looking at the next paycheck or you're like oh uh if you want to lose weight

7:34 you got to give it 12 weeks you're like 12 weeks ████ that way too I think [snorts] since Asians can go, "Oh, my generation's over. Give it on to the next generation. Sure, we'll do that. We can all sacrifice for the greater good." The hard part for Americans to rebuild like that is no one can sacrifice for the greater good. >> We've been preconditioned to not be like that. >> Yeah, we don't have that vision like that. >> Sounds like a leadership problem to me. >> Who do we blame [laughter] then? Who do we blame as Americans? >> That that sounds like some like Great Depression American used to think like that. They used to be like, "You know what? for the future generations. We And then the boomer Americans ████ it all up because it's me me. >> They had too much fun. >> Yeah. >> You know what was really embarrassing was during COVID there was a compilation going around of their school and our

8:24 school of the same age kids. And their school they had like military training. Kids were doing like obstacle courses marching in formation and then like doing like ████ what do you call it? those drills where you have like a little squad and then like you just have >> CQB. >> Yeah. And then like the next thing is like there's drag story time for us and then the kids are just like doing pointless [snorts] ████ >> You said drag story time. >> Yeah. Like a drag queen telling a story. >> No, like so it's like they show like China, America, China, America. And every time it cut to America, I was like, "What are we going to do?" [laughter] So this is a girl and she can also have a penis. Okay, it's 2026. Meanwhile, they're like building like a ████

9:14 engine or something. >> They're just learning math. [laughter] >> There's like a three-year-old with a walk already like cooking and ████ and then we just I'm like, what are we doing? >> Do you guys know a lot more uh parents who homeschool their kids nowadays? >> A lot. Like more than ever, right? >> More than ever. cuz I know a lot of parents are just opting out of the school system of just being like, you know what, my kids's not learning in this. This is just not good for them. I'd rather just take on the burden of just right. >> Mhm. which is kind of crazy because I feel like over the like since I was a kid, the focus on academics and I sound like such a probably old guy, but the focus on academics in school I feel like has just slowly plummeted over the years >> where we don't really focus on that as a as like a nation, you know, like they don't really you don't hear our

10:04 politicians talking about that kind of stuff. >> But when we were growing up, right, wasn't it wasn't it like a consensus? Like it's like, "Hey guys, let's all go to school and become better and smarter and whatever." And now I go, "These kids are going to school and they're getting more. They're like stupider and stupider and stupider." And I'm just like, I don't know if I want to put my kid in a bunch of dumb dumbs together. >> Yeah. Cuz they're just learning like dumb ideologies rather than like practical knowledge. >> Yeah. With dumb teachers. >> Like, you know what's interesting? I also feel that you know we here in America will be like you know put our kids in like sport go to a team thing give them structure give them discipline give them rules let them let them figure out what it means to be a cog in a broader and bigger machine where it's

10:55 even if there's a a loss today that's not the end of the season you know there's so many of these ingrained things where it's like we work together blah blah blah and then it's like do that as your experience experience, but keep it there so that once you get out of that sport, like all those rules don't exist anymore cuz like that's like the whole country of like a communist nation that works effectively. Is it not? Is it like your the coach of the country tells you to wear uniform, show up at a certain time, speak a certain way, dress a certain way? >> The country is a sport. But if you if you if everybody submits to it knowing that it's not a a a harassment of like self-care but a development of something greater, >> then it's like now you're you're a winning team. But we can't seem to adopt that in like a broader philosophy outside of like sport. We can't just do that as society and community, right?

11:46 Like like even there's even a sadness to more homeschooling cuz that's just a a greater and wider understanding or a perspective shift where people are like I don't trust in the system. I don't trust in the societal placed academic system. So I'm choosing to just write it on my own. So like from a kids like from from the age of I can't think for myself. I'm already being taught to just make it on my own somehow. There's no there's no structure or rule or society or like I just have to be better than everybody from the beginning. That's a really weird society kind of like >> there's no community. >> There's no community in there. >> There's no teamwork. There's no like >> and then but we frown on it. We like it's so easy from a you know a land of democracy from the free to be like that's communism. They don't have rights to blah blah blah. And it's like >> or it's also a working society cuz when

12:37 we abuse our freedoms like >> they're fake communists. They [snorts] love business. >> They got a hybrid model. Well, they have like a they're like was like social communism maybe. >> Yeah. >> But like entrepreneurally capitalistic. >> Yeah. >> The only difference is they love money just as much as we do. But the government controls all the businesses. That's the only difference. >> Chinese people love money. >> They love they they love commerce. They ████ they're all about it. But the government controls like all of the every company. Every single one we can think of that. It's not real communism. So like I just think in general though Asians work well with communism because of collectivism and the way the society structured with Confucianism. Meaning like the whole system is built on shared responsibility. Like if you shame if you

13:27 do something shameful it's your whole family that gets shamed, not just you. Whereas like we're the opposite here. It's all about me. It's like whatever the ████ I do doesn't affect my parents. I'm my own person. I actually think Asians work well in any system. >> Yeah, cuz they thinking about others. We're like you throw us >> team ball, baby. >> Yeah. You like if you have a corner of Facebook, we need to develop whatever. And then you have like uh here who do you pick Wayne or Devonte or whatever? They're like, "Oh, give me Wang, dude." Neville's going to shut the ████ up. I'll outwork anybody else [laughter] and you'll bring them in. And >> you got glasses. Come on. >> Yeah. We we still make it in Hollywood somehow. It's not even our system. NBA, whatever, everywhere. I think you throw us anywhere in the world, we'll slowly like crawl our way to the top somehow, which is kind of cool,

14:17 >> right? >> Yeah. I mean, it's >> We're here. We're not even We're not even American. Like, we're not Native American, nor were we the British. And there's a lot of Asians climbing to the top somehow. Quietly. >> Quietly. >> So, if we get taken over by China, we can climb our way to the top, baby. >> We'll come over there. >> Climb over there. One perk of being Chinese is when you're an American tourist and you go somewhere and they think you're Chinese before you're American, you feel better. >> Why? I thought they hate Chinese. >> They don't like the Chinese innocently. The reason they don't like Americans though is way worse. >> Oh, that's what you mean. Cuz in Italy, I heard they hate both. I thought it was cuz they don't want to see like people ████ on the floor or whatever. >> I'm a young Chinese man. >> Oh, okay. You You can assume I won't ████ on the floor.

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