0:00 but she also F China versus China though yeah oh but she's bad she's more China she's more China who's she fighting who's she fighting ching chal and a bing B can't make jokes like that when you're talking about our country woman I was laughing about something else I thought [Laughter] [Music] about welcome back to careful boys and in true careful boys tradition we're a little late on this one but the careful boys won the Super Bowl let's go yo I really needed this money let me tell you oh that's right how much you guys make it go I honestly if you guys bet I would have wanted to bet with Joe why just cuz I kind of want to see the ners win how much money did we put in a fing piece of
0:51 paper y That's me hey with the how much money did we put in I don't even remember 100 you know what's funny though 400 for real you put in 200 so you get 200 you get more than that this is more because they're the underdog I had to break 100 too so I could pay you guys up it's a lot of money we made a lot of money we did really well hey it do at these points do you have to go hey thanks man is that is that the customary thing like we tip the dealer you got to tip the dealer right it's like finding money in her laundry what this is great you know how much Bitcoin I can buy with this no but like a lot of a lot of laundry can yeah the odds were better for uh Underdog because I would have only won 150 bucks thanks man thanks Steve hey
1:42 thanks Steve thanks hey thanks for making it work I already paid him out in Vegas soeg I lost it all gambling I'm not a McDonald's on Anthony what did you you really lost it wait where'd it go how about his money he I I paid him in Vegas I saw him 3 weeks ago hey you really lost it already in gambling yeah yeah dude I was in Vegas are you kidding well we did good in craps first we did we did and then he blew how much you guys win I'm going to get a new room massage I'll give that to you for free baby the plan is as per your idea the plan is that we bet that next Super Bowl that that amount that amount that amount I got to give it back now no no no you got to bet that amount I got to give it back I that means I got to Chase my losses and double down no no we already viled that plan because
2:32 in a few years we're going to be putting like 16 Grand on the Super Bowl if it gets to the point where I can't fly with the cash that's going to be a problem only 100 more 100 more every year how about this cuz doubling is crazy doubling is too crazy guys you know how math works it just resets so like for me I don't have to put 400 in next time I just keep putting 200 in 300 for everybody 300 for everybody what if we did what if well I was going to say what if we bet on Mike Tyson and Jake Paul but then I was like but it's we should bet on more things we should bet on more we should bet on more stuff is the point isn't that ex is that an exhibition that's the thing I don't know the rules about that fight though I don't know if it's a real fight look we found a glitch in the system for some reason we can turn a little bit of money into more money so now we need to figure out what else we're going let's bid on a Nick
3:22 fight what aren't you going to do jiujitsu competition can I bet against we have to bet against can we Finance your whole like fight and then bet on you who am I going to fight dude yeah but do you think that if we bet on him and there's like documentation and then he loses it they're going to be like he threw the bet probably I would yeah I guess did you see the guy who bet on himself as a Streaker and he ████ cashed out no isn't that isn't that a troll no it's because they there was PR I think there was precedent for that before which obviously the ████ betting people they should know that already right so I think years ago somebody had done the same but then they they mixed that bet because it was him who did it oh really oh so you're just pretty sure people are only trolling or like doing but I read on gaer he made like 300 rap yeah I read I read on dead spin he made 300 RS it's pretty
4:12 reputable Source yeah I heard he put in 60 and walked away with 300 that's pretty sick so it says vouchers are valid for 180 days right so if you don't pick it up that means it goes poof yes wow yeah yeah man I know what if you lose your voucher people do that yeah that's like losing your lot ticket huh yeah Buddy goes in the school system yeah pretty much I like how you guys were um you know admitting defeat during halftime and already just telling me congratulations no we reversing the juju Joe we're reversing the juju I like uh I I had more faith than you guys did I was like it could still turn around he's like help consoling us I don't know ████ about football but I was invested in the game for sure because good game it was a crazy game Mak everything better it's a fun it's a fun time it improves lives that second half was great it was great
5:03 I was just excited refreshing the number cuz I I I couldn't stay by a TV at the time so I just kept refreshing the number and watching like a stream that was happening delayed you know what we should do we should bet on a sport or something that we really don't respect and see if it turns us WNBA oh do they even let you oh I don't think so I don't think there's enough money in it all the bets are against the WNBA when it's both lose it's against the league failing I think at the sports betting like they have a whole book and then you can you can bet on College you can bet on anything yeah you bet on like if one of the announcers are going to fart if it's a Super Bowl dude it's like ████ it's crazy dude the book is that thick all the Imagine investigating that to be like did you do that on purpose yeah did you did you fart on purpose was
5:53 it a chair squeak or was it a forart yeah they have to they have to really figure out is the next thing the NBA Finals is that the next thing probably what if we bet on that like July isn't hockey coming up know I I don't know hockey I really don't know how to bet on hockey all I know is something about the Vancouver Canucks honestly we should been on fights there's nothing more fun at been on fights I would been on fights I don't know ████ about what's the next big fight UFC 300 we should do some bets on that is that in July September April oh do they have like do they have like betting for like YouTube channels on like who's going to like ████ delete themselves like should we just do one joint account or pot that just reps JK so we can constantly roll bets in and bet consistently that sounds healthy yeah I was about to say I was like what a healthy idea how about how about we just start being bookies you guys where's this road leading to so every
6:45 time we bet on a game I'm just going to bet against you guys or a fighter too right yeah so who who's who's the top headline on 300 UFC 3 there's Max Holloway okay Justin gaii and that's a pretty 50 well yeah it's a co- but it's a 50-50 fight it's like I who's going to are you are are we doing like high better odd stuff though like how many Jabs does he get in or like some oh we can do fun stuff like yeah or like wasn't that fun we did we did Jabs we did we did the uh NBA Allstar game and oh my God that was that fun so you guys did that together ████ the NBA Allstar game nowadays like they don't even cuz they don't even if Kobe was on the ████ floor he would have ████ changed it all cuz he always he talks about how he just goes hard in the fourth quarter cuz he's trying to win he's he literally goes fans pay to come here to watch the the best pickup game in the sport right but now they just come and they just try to win little dunks and just shoot from the half court
7:36 line which is fun but it's like there's no competition so you're just watching like them do like a ████ practice I see and I get it they're getting their payout whatever you know what I mean they were not even jogging up and down so you guys bet on the All-Star Game yeah well he text me at like 1: in the morning the night before and he's like you want to bet on the All-Star Game and I'm like ████ yeah I'm riding whatever your team you're riding I'm going to ride and he picked the worst one they lost with like 68 points 68 it was insane granted it was like 200 to 200 what the ████ though you know what I mean it's different 200 points like one team was trying to throw baskets and the other team just gave up they're just drinking water and stuff and that's the one we bet on damn exclusively drinking like at the end of the game they're up by like 35 points and they're still going for threes I'm like this is terrible dude a ████ drubbing
8:27 dude that's okay it was embarrassing I don't even want to watch All-Star game next year stupid guys let's bet on uh what time Nick arrives every morning if you pick 9:05 tomorrow that's a good I'm going get 9 I'm going to do 909 9 910 okay you my recent average has been like 9:03 no I think you were like 912 today you didn't even you weren't even able to bet on your own time you you said 9 what I said 9:05 is and you got your 9 17 912 I 9 9:15 today it's it's been a while since I've been here at 9:15 but you know okay here back to the actual topic though because Nick's time is whack uh um let's say we do UFC 300 I like it when we bet on the parlay yeah let's do a cool little parlay what parlay so it's multiple we have to get multiple fights right for us to hit so it's like that's pretty cool maybe do like three fights that we're like all right let's are the payouts bigger on those oh yeah but you
9:17 also can invest less to to win more oh okay but that's so hard cuz fights can go any direction but so that's why it's fun one time I hit that'll even happen if you just been on one fight what would that have been if you hit 12 on 12 I this is when I was like 22 and I bet I bet 11 F I bet 12 fights one fight lost by like a a a poor decision it just it was clear the other guy won and I got ████ robbed and I bet I think 15 bucks I would have won like $1,200 what do you still do you still push do you still push on 11 out of 12 no it's all or nothing but that was my dumb ass I was like I'm going to bet 12 I cuz so you could have bet 11 cuz the the the time before I could have bet 11 you bet three but that was but that yeah exactly my dumb ass was just like I'm going to go big you know okay let's bet
10:07 three then let me see let me see what you bet too it's a parlay you do what let's do it I think parlay are fun cuz then you're just every ████ fight you're invested but if we Lo first hold on real quick cuz this happened to me during football season if you get a parlay you get like three games right and your first game busts it's over dude no wor that's why you need a lock you need a lock in your parlor I'm going call it right now okay so P Zen way Lee and Max Holloway that was going to be my pick okay then we do two bets right we do we do one parlay for the three and then we just do a separate single bet for the final fight so you could break even this is a fun time we go 425 each come on dude 425 you know how much we' win or you lose more cuz all of it loses think about the winnings not the loses yeah oh so we just do Bart just pulling that out of his ass right now we're going to he
10:57 agreed though I that was what I was going to pick I do I do want Zang way Lee to win though cuz you know China but she also China versus China though yeah oh ████ but she's badass but she's more China she's more China who's she fighting who's she fighting chin cha and Bing b you can't make jokes like can't make jokes like that when you're talking about our country I was laughing about something else I thought [Laughter] about no but B does like white people ask this all the time I feel like just do one Asian accent just one have you ever done anything like that no you've never had a bit hey give us give us your white hick accent again all the ████ ████ that you guys cranked out in all those years you no one ever went all right can you do Asian I didn't I didn't I don't like
11:47 doing like total hack ████ can you do a hacky one though but you do if it's meant to be well if it's if I'm the character that does what does your jacket say though says woo baby what if you were like can you just do that I think that I think that's that easy that's easy chill I'm chill guys wow yo i s so uncomfortable I not possibly um susceptible to peer pressure you've never looked at your own crypto thing and went ohaa it's right here I got it but no damn can you just like do like some &m wrapping no I suck at it I'm bad at it Eminem rapping what do you mean like just rap like yeah just WAP some of his I mean Nikki loves Eminem it's it's close I just wanted to be like a a guest sounds Chinese you Eminem rapping cells
12:39 Chinese nowadays everybody want to talk that's pretty so are we betting on these fools or what let's see what else they got let see what break down the fights for me where are they so so we're going 300 again I don't know ████ yeah damn homes on the prelim are these going to be I say 100 100 on the par we're in a new sport 100 on the on the parlay though what is the payout fights are sick what are the payouts we put 100 bucks for this parlay what do we get back if we're 50 bucks on the parlay for all three because we don't want to lose the first what app are you in and then 50 bucks on the final fight the okay so I think zangu Lee is the favorite but she's not a big favorite she's probably like she might be what plus I mean minus 150 Alex pereira's minus 150 so it's like pretty oh per is fighting again he's fighting again the main event um yeah they're both fa and
13:29 Max Hollow is plus 195 so plus 200 so it's two to one odds so that's going to be the risky one but I feel like that's a good bet cuz he's like you know he's I think G lost his chin too you know but you know I think Max is going to piece him up I think it'll be a good fight but when's the fight what are you why are you doing that thing you always do you take off your scratch your head I love Max and I just get oh this fight like that's the one that's that's the breaker bro that's the break okay separate indiv that's the main title card the hallay one yeah but there's like there's so many fights to bet on cuz this fight is fight card is I'm saying we do one three-way parlay on those fights for 50 bucks and then a separate individual fight on the hallway one for 50 bucks okay but what's the payout I don't know I can't calculate right now we're in California we can't check I don't even know but if we go yeah well not on my app I have a Station casino app I I use
14:21 a off I I use a a betting site that's a lvan base betting site if you guys want to use that Lan yeah reminder to make sure this video gets out before the ████ fight happens bet on this video not getting out before the fight we're betting one bet on a parlay for the three fights for three fights and so we another one and then and then an individual bet on maybe the hall one as well so do 50 bucks here 50 bucks here the point is so that if like let's say but one of these three doesn't overlap with this one then right so we're betting on four fights oh we can it's just I but is that double loose or it's a hedge or Joe bets against us and he cleans up all right he's doing opposite parlay opposite parlay that's a that's a quick way to lose all your money I do all Underdog dude if we get smoked by Joe on that oh my God what if
15:13 that $50 turns into a million yeah dude the Luna they the news is interviewing him how did you know how did you know I just bet against my friend man is that what we're doing how much money are we putting up is that and are those the people 100 bucks 100 total but 50 for the parlay 50 for another this video goes up they could join us oh my God the fans could join us so we just going to give Steve a 100 bucks right now that's what we're doing should should we do this with like a let's just give him a 100 bucks yeah would it be a better can we just fake bet like Drake Drake does we got to keep doing this and then we got to hashtag all of them and then maybe we'll get some more ad possibilities love it wow you're thinking big all right let's do it get your 100 yep give it no I'm not willing to reinvest yet dude I got I got to see
16:03 my options I know I feel a little pressured I don't really like this you guys you can't talk about it the whole video and then not do it you're the one that's that suggested it take 100 bucks let's just let's just chill you guys who whoa I just got that money I just got that money hey Nick Can you spot me I don't have any cash right now come on Nick Annie up can you spot me yeah same with me Nick can you oh K's in can is in Nick what the ████ is this Z way hey Nick Can you spot me I don't have cash cuz I lost it gambling we got to watch this there it is Big Boy you putting in the bet I got a I got a hey give a little something for a dealer too you know what I mean take care of him take care of him man it's okay it's okay I'm okay I do all right I'm I'm just cheap that's what it is you don't think the are going to win I do you don't believe in Max H I do believe in them you're free rolling dude that's winnings you're using winnings but I'm
16:53 cheap I'm cheap this is just this is who I am okay let me be me Z let me be a little koi about my betting you know it's not fun when everyone what is a sport that you guys hate to watch but then betting can get you to start watching highi no way what's highly the ████ it looks like handball but they got a curved like oh yeah is that a boring sport have you guys ever been to like the horse races do that the Sant RAC tracks let's do that as a JK Adventure we'll ████ bet on horses oh my my God horse betting cuz it's it's legal right we have to wear sick hats though how come that's legal like the women we we look like like lacy gloves Southern Bells yeah everyone's dressed normal and we're a bunch of Southern Bells what about that broom thing where like oh yeah
17:43 what's that ice ████ shuffle oh dude uh curling C hey curling is sick Cur curling is kind of exciting it's not sick look dude it's pretty sick can I just say this to me cuz I know nothing about this SP you don't got to do that ████ in front of the ice yeah you have to they're scraping in front I'm like can you imagine you pushed it already you're fine dude it is pretty cool how intense they are that's just a way to get your boys involved in the win no it's like when you have it's like when you have a business it's already profitable and then you have your friends come in and like they're just yeah yeah it's like the walber the walber it's the Walbert that's what curling is like you literally just it's a pointless job in the front or they do it one day the guy's like all right now do it again and just don't do ████ look same result see I feel like you can get in full on head-on collision the day before and they'll perform at your
18:34 optimal and the worst accident those guys are graceful bro they got to be so that accuracy to like respect youever play shuffle board the ████ is that shuffle board is like the the table game version it's like the ping pong of curling yeah you scratched the table and let something slide yeah but there's a bunch of sand on it but you got to like you got to finesse it so it doesn't go all the way off but it stays on the board Nick seems more hype about this than fighting he like can we throw in he's like I'll throw in right now I'll reinvest in shuffle board n that sounds gay dude shuffle board is gay no yeah it is gay it was invented by a gay guy I just like winning people over that's what I like goodness gracious just wrong fact was invented by the first gay guy although shb ComEd is like yeah it's actually true spot on this guy knows all stuff and this is where the outro title card Falls
19:28 yeah
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