0:00 Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on. We got to get the camera ready. Ready? You guys, it's not even in the middle. I'm about to hype her up. I'm about to HYPE HER UP. CALL IT, CALL IT, CALL IT, ████ DISCORD, ARE YOU READY? I'M READY. DISCORD, ARE YOU READY? LOCK IN, LOCK IN, LOCK IN. 3 2 1 Welcome back to the most spiciest episode of the Kevin Boys today with our friends Above THE INFLUENCE, Y'ALL. ESTHER JUST TOOK A COUPLE SHOTS, SO SHE WANTS the hot and spicy questions. Did you answer our other question last time you came here? Which one? Would you rather your mom or your dad? What? Yeah, yeah. Gun your head. That's not the type of SPICY QUESTIONS SHE'S TALKING ABOUT SPICY LIKE PERSONAL SPICY. That's personal. It's her mom or her
0:50 dad. ████ that THE AUDIENCE WANTS TO KNOW so they could try to cancel them again. We're starting here first. It's a It's a It's a tradition. It's a warm up. Have you guys all answered that question? Yeah, yeah. We all did it. Okay, so it's not a trick question. You guys aren't going to be like I would hate my dad. There we go. This guy would Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I would. I forgot what I said. I would make sweet, sweet love to my mom. Yeah. Yo, I think we asked you this before. I think I remember you saying that. No, nobody says a sweet love. Yeah, besides You would You would wear a strap-on and go slow into your mom's ████ No, come on, dude. Please, stop. What about you guys? No. I said I would hate my dad. I'd hate his dad with him. You guys would road kiss her his dad?
1:40 I'm I'm Eiffel Towering his dad. What about What's Kira's answer? Kira's like I'll I'll have a ████ corner. I'LL I'LL JUST WATCH. I'M NOT JUST KIDDING. IS THIS GOING in the episode? Yeah. I don't want people knowing I'm a freak. I see Speaking of freak, what's the freakiest thing you've ever done, Jared? Yeah, yeah. That's a good question. It's getting spicy. I have to I have to think. It's been a while since Oh, wait, wait. Roman helmet. What's a Roman What's that? What's that? What was this? What was this horse penis? This is what This is what Jeremy's dick looks like, so. That's tight. Wow, really? Congrats to Jeremy. That's why he always tucks it up. No, so He has He has He has special underwear that has like a belt that he wraps it around. Oh, wow. Sounds expensive. He's Long John Silver. When it's cold, he kind of wraps it around his neck. Wow.
2:32 Good for him. He does this weird thing though. He comes out of the shower, his his dick just hanging out like like that. And then when I'm laying down, he'll put place it ON MY FOREHEAD. HE DOES THAT, TOO? HE DOES THAT, TOO? He does it horizontal or he goes vertical? No, Roman helmet, straight out the nose. That's ████ up. I think that's disrespectful. Horizontal might be okay, but once it hits the nose, it's crazy. No, but it's a freshly showered dick. If you do it If you do it like this, then the cross-eyed happens. That's why That's why I am how I am. You guys couldn't tell. Cuz she's just doing this all day. So, his dick goes all That's the All the way down to the chin? That's good for him. That's great. That is me He rests the ball sack on the forehead so that it won't hang too Cuz I mean mine would only be like right here. Yeah, mine Mine will get to the middle, bro. Probably. Top. That's a five-head. Yeah, dude. I can't.
3:23 Oh, you guys are all wrong. Ball sack here all the way down. Why do YOU THINK I'M WITH HIM? FOR THE MONEY? LET'S say pro girl. He has both, dick and cash. What's the freakiest thing you guys did in the last year, you think? The freakiest? Standing 69. Girl holding guy. You could do it. You could pull it off. YOU'RE STRONG. WHILE SPREADING HIS BUTT CHEEKS. CUZ JEREMY, when I see him, I just want to pick him up. You know what I mean? I'm sure you get the same feeling. He is very cute. Honestly, there times when we wrestle You get the better of him? No, he gets You know, he gets scared and he says, "No, no, no, stop. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no." Cuz you're ABOUT TO BEAT HIM UP. Do you guys have a safe word? No. Oh my god, it's Are you tickle him to arm? You tickle him? Oh, he's so ticklish. I can't do that. I do it I don't do it out of respect for
4:14 him. Yeah, that's nice. Also, I'm scared he might he might hit me. Wait, are you stronger than him uh in arm wrestling? I'm not allowed to say it cuz I'm two shots in. I have beat him. Both Both sides? No, no, no. My My left side is is quite weak. She's got a bionic arm. I kind of want to see, too, dude. Everything I've just imagined with Jeremy, I'm Can you arm wrestle Anthony? Okay, but you guys I'm going to lose right now. Why? I want to see her arm wrestle a regular guy first. Yeah, I want to see. Wait, no. Can I just Can I just say that men have a different sort of strength, okay? So, I will lose with one hand, but maybe two hands, right? Wait, what? NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? SHE'S DOWNPLAYING HERSELF. SHE SHE'S one arm wrestling, by the way. All the Listen, listen. So, Kira, if she was to like she'll probably
5:05 lose even if she did two hands. Oh, yeah. I I did an arm wrestle with her. And then it was crazy because within 0.1 seconds, bam. And then she's like, "Oh, I'm so sorry. I thought you were ready." And I was like, "I was ready." I was I WAS SHOCKED. BODILY effort like Holy ████ But it's it's also like I think I think a lot of people expect the grown men to win. I don't think people expect you to put up such a fight. That's That's That's the appeal. So, I would I would love to I I would love to watch it. got to do it. I know your elbows are sore. We could do a preliminary round. I will lose just so you feel more comfortable. Wait, you guys Bart's final boss. Now you're hyping me up too much. Now I'm nervous. My safe WORD IS NECTAR. YEAH. YOU SMASH THIS GUY. HEY, YOU GUYS. I'M NOT THAT STRONG. SMASH THIS GUY. SMASH THIS DUDE.
5:58 SMASH THIS GUY. I WILL I WILL SAY I'M NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO BEAT HIM, but I'm I am nervous for Anthony. No, no, no. Just show him how strong you are, even if you lose. Are you Are you in frame? Are you in frame, Anthony? Can you make sure? Wait, guys. Give them space. Give them space. No, don't give Anthony space. This is sponsored by Super Banza. I can see I can see half of my Wait, wait. Trip Vic, move that slightly more down so it's not covering them. Esther, I believe in you. All right. I'm betting the I'm betting the house on you. You got to keep her elbows on the table. I know. You know, it's kind of hard cuz I have small and he has longer That's even more impressive. Let me Let me reframe real quick. Yeah, that's more difficult for me. Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on. We got to get the camera ready. All right, all right, all right. Ready? You guys, it's not even in the middle. I'm about to hype her up. I'm about TO HYPE HER
6:49 DUDE, I'M SCARED ALREADY. CALL IT, CALL IT, ████ CALL IT, ████ CALLING YOUR BETS. CALLING YOUR BETS. YOU GUYS READY? DISCORD, ARE YOU READY? I'M READY. DISCORD, ARE YOU READY? LOCK IN, LOCK IN, LOCK IN. 3 2 1 Oh, ████ She is strong. SHE IS STRONG. SHE IS STRONG. OH MY GOD, ANTHONY. SHE'S KIND of strong. Yeah. Oh, ████ Anthony's been lifting with his test rabbit, so he's he's on the He's been training. Now I'm getting red. Now I'm getting red. THAT'S AWESOME. ANTHONY'S A BIG GUY. ANTHONY, HOW MUCH you weigh? He's not like the type of man she's beating, but Anthony, how much you weigh? Give him a sec. Well, the fact that no matter what, it's a lose-lose situation. The fact that she put up a fight though and you didn't go down that
7:41 quickly. No, what's shocking is when you feel the initial strength and you're like, "What the f███?" Yeah, yeah. Wow. You know what it is though? Like it's more than strength and muscle. There's like aura. The will. For real? It's the will, bro. There's like There's like, wait a minute. I'm going against like a inner like dragon. Yeah. Korean banshee. Yeah, sometimes it comes out. I'm not all sweet. That's scary. First of all, I want to acknowledge that I sacrificed my entire integrity right now for the sake of this lose-lose situation. Why would it be a lose-lose? Yeah, why is it lose-lose? Joe versus Esther. I just want to feel. I NEED TO FEEL. GIVE HER SOME ICE. I WANT TO FEEL THIS.
8:32 HOLD ON. I GOT TO FEEL THIS. I GOT to All right, give me the power. Joe, Joe, you got to do it, Joe. I got to feel this. And she's also a little tired though, too. You warmed up? You warmed up? No, I got to feel the the Korean banshee. So, first Vic versus Joe. Wait. Here, you want a napkin? Some padding? No, actually let's put in real effort. You try hard. Don't embarrass us. Ready? Yeah. 3 2 1 Go. OH MY GOD. WHOA, SHE'S ACTUALLY PRETTY STRONG. YEAH, DUDE. JOE JUST UNLOCKED IT. JOE'S STRUGGLING. Joe's struggling. NO, SERIOUSLY, DUDE. Joe's struggling. No, you're pretty strong. THE GRIP STRENGTH. SHE GOT a strong hands, brother.
9:22 No, the fact No, I I I actually couldn't get all the way down if I wanted to. Oh, wow. That's a stalemate. That's a draw. You guys are equally equally strong. Yeah. Woo Tang versus Colleen. This is the ultimate mashup, dude. Bart and Nick, make out. Bart and Nick, MAKE OUT. I WAS RIGHT FOR THAT. A LOT. KIRA VERSUS BART. DAMN, that's crazy. So, you couldn't you couldn't go all the way down? Even if I couldn't go all the way down. no, she she puts up a fight. Cuz it's like when you usually arm wrestling like and then there's a point when they give. There was no give. She fought the whole way through. And then like I'm like going like this. Yeah.
10:12 Good job. You're ████ strong. Bro, she beats me. Yeah, no, they're they were really really strong. But then were your legs crossed the whole time? I don't know. Or you like were you like in that position? I don't know. I I have a I have a dress on. So I probably I think I THINK I THINK I THINK IT WAS I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS. I DON'T KNOW. She was on a rolly chair, too. So she was like Like this was not a rolly chair. Like Home court advantage. Have you been in a fight before? Uh not like a street fight, but wrestling, kickboxing, yes. Yeah, I was going to say take some fighting classes. Yeah. That's what That's what happened when she got like a seat like she got kicked in the head like fighting a man, grown man. And that's what happened like where she has like epilepsy, yeah.
11:03 She he probably kicked you cuz you kicked him. He He was like, "What, b████?" Now that does happen. THAT MAN WAS FIGHTING FOR his life. That's why he was fighting. He had to he had to do a little more. You see it happen a lot. Do you see it happen a lot? Guys are not expecting that and they get beat up by someone who's smaller than them. They're like, I'm not going to lie. I wrestled a girl one time when I that one season I wrestled in high school. That was the weirdest experience in my life. Oh, it sucks. I did it once, too. I didn't want to touch anywhere. All I did during that match was scramble and I I lost. Oh, man. It was very hard to like want to take her down cuz it's like double leg, uh. Cheeks. But that's her butt cheeks. Yeah, that was just like I'm so sorry. Well, I remember distinctly I I remember like the only thought running through my mind was please do not get a boner. Please do not get a cuz you're wearing those
11:53 singlets. And she was bro SHE WAS IT WASN'T like no woman that looks like a man. She was kind of attractive. Yeah, that's weird. Yo, the girl I wrestled was also very attractive. Why are you wrestling? I was also strange attractive. Oh, you so you wrestled you wrestled in high school, too? Yes. Then you guys all wrestle? So why does that coed stuff happen? Is it because there's not enough like females so they just Like you're the same weight so go. Wow. I wrestled Jill and we had a stalemate. Jill's good, bro. Jill's also strong. She's strong as ████ She's strong like a man. 5'11" strong. She's 5'11"? Hey, we need to see Jill versus Esther in a arm wrestling match. But Jill's like she works out. We're going to train you for it. Give us eight months. We're going to We're going
12:43 to get her ready. I might be in love with her. Both of you guys have boners, maybe? No, she's strong like a dude, though. You can't be ████ around with her. Like when she grips your ghee you're like, "What the f███?" You get scared a little bit. You put on notice. So everybody here works out, yeah? No. No, you don't even work out? Is this God Is this God-given strength? Doesn't work out ever. I I do like I I like to meditate. That's her version. I do feel like people who had like a wrestling background in high school like they're built different. They're Yeah, they're they're built different. Wrestlers are just explosive and strong. And especially at like that early adolescent age, you're just taught something that you hold on for your adult life. They're grittier cuz you have to be gritty to wrestle. It's a dirty sport. I was always strong,
13:33 okay? And then my friend was like, "I bet you won't join the wrestling team." And I was like, "You know what? ████ it." Senior year I did it one year. Good for you. So I'm just naturally strong. I just want to put it out there. Don't mess with me. Stop writing mean comments. I will get you. How did you find out you were strong as a kid? Uh when I tossed all my brothers. She threw her brothers. Are you the oldest? No, I'm in the middle. So I have four brothers. I'm in the middle and and something that When you have brothers Oh, that's true. You got four of them. That's a lot. But her brothers are not the type to like They never They never fought. She's like the manliest one low-key. Cuz you were bullying them their whole life. You won't fight back. Would maybe scare me. You know what I mean? Like her brothers are tall She has tall brothers, but like they're not like they don't they're very nice guys, you know? They're not like aggressive. Like she's
14:24 the most aggressive one I'd say. They're they're the type that won't fart because they're like, "Oh my gosh, that's not proper." Wow. Do they say it like that, too? I wish. No, they When I burp they're just like, "Esther, please. Over there." But when you were like kids you guys roughhoused a lot? Oh, it was just me. It was just me. It was you terrorizing them in a ████ chokehold and hugging them. I'm just like, "WHAT'S UP?" SLAPPING THE BOOK OUT OF HIS HANDS. Most brothers fart on their sisters and stuff. That's hilarious. That's crazy. Now I'm curious. I just want to I just want to feel it. I'm actually sweating in my in my
15:14 I just squeeze my hand. My nipple my nipple thing is like coming off CUZ I'M SWEATING. BUT LOOK AT HIM. THAT'S A BIG FOREARM. IT'S SCARY. OKAY, BUT CAN I DO TWO HANDS? SURE. OKAY. Do do one first. One first so HE COULD FEEL IT. I ALREADY I ALREADY YOU MADE ME ARM WRESTLE two guys. You got this, Esther. Nobody's expecting you to win. Okay, but still I can't I can't You just got to impress him. Hey, smash this guy, dude. Smash this guy. Okay. Oh, ████ Okay. Ready? Go. Wait, come on. Fart's not even sweating. Oh, that's pretty strong, though. Right? Is this so strong?
16:08 Okay, do two hands. Anthony and JOE ARE WEAK. ALL RIGHT. OKAY. READY? GO. OH, ████ THERE YOU GO. YOU'RE A LOSER. YOU'RE A ████ LOSER. Fart's a loser. There's no There's no guy that has won me with two hands. hands, yeah. That was crazy. I got a vagina now. Yeah, tuck that dick. It's hers now. She gets to wear it. I just swing it over my shoulders. Have you ever body slammed Jeremy? I have respect for him, no. Oh. But can you? Hey, let's say just in
16:58 bed, right? Have you ever like, you know, tossed him around? Have you ever like picked him up and put him on the bed? I have picked him up before, but not not not when we're about to do it cuz I would kind of be turned off. I imagine Jeremy's doing laundry. She comes up, puts him up on THE LAUNDRY MACHINE. I THINK I THINK JORDAN'S HERE. AND that's the end of that. That's a good ending.
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