0:00 [Music] Welcome back to another episode of Lefel Boys, as uh Anthony would say. Um, let's get real for a moment. If we had to choose, get real. Who among us do you honestly think is the next to be arrested? And for what? Why Bart for on side of the freeway? Is that an arrest? Public defication. Yeah, I'm sure. LWD LWD uh something. You think you could talk your way out of it if a cop like went up to you while you're doing it and he was like, "Hey, you're coming with me." You're like, "Hey, I I back the blue, brother. I back to arrest me." They'd be like, I guess, "Oh, all right. Don't do that again." But what if it was female cops? Yeah. I think that's the most relatable thing
0:50 though is having to sh Yeah. Like you can't hold it. You have to do it though in front of kids. Do you get arrested for that or do you just get like a ticket? Maybe a ticket. I think it depends on how much of an ████ you are when they come up to you. Yeah, probably. I feel like when your asshole's out, you're not really to people. I think if if you start crying when they ask you about it, that'd be really good. Like they're going to feel really raising canes from Barto. They're like, "I got food poisoning there, too." Three times. Yep. Get out of here. Yeah. If it's food po if you can convince him that it's food poisoning, I feel like every cop would be lenient about it. What do cops do when they need a They turn on the sirens and they go and break the law. Oh, they can go anywhere. Yeah, can do whatever they want. That's the whole point of their profession, though. That's a perk even. That's sick. They probably don't have to go poop that much. They probably have poop. They probably They probably keep it in. They probably for a while. They know how to
1:41 do it. They know how to keep it in. But I feel like I would abuse up like if I was a cop, I'd like pull up into a business and they'd be like, "Hey, I need to check your bathroom." And then you just take a bathroom. The bathrooms. You guys got a good bathroom. That's a That's a great A bath. Hey, I'm going to give it a B, though. It's a bit of a mess right now. Someone took a big old ████ in there. Took a huge ████ in there. Did you guys know about that? Yeah. You guys didn't know about that, did you? Next time I come back here, it better be cleaned up. Yeah, it better be better span. I feel like you would get in trouble for uh I feel like the some guy who's acquiring milk illegally would eventually do a deal with you and I would buy like you'd buy like offmarket milk. Offmarket milk sick of having and the price is about to go higher. It's dude right now
2:32 it's like 12 bucks a ████ gallon. Are there people like that in Hawaii that are kind of like black market food? Yeah, black market food supply. That's got to be a thing, right? 12 bucks for a gallon. I wouldn't be surprised because like whenever there's a crazy market like that, I remember there was like a egg dealer. Remember when there was an egg shortage, dudes would just like Yeah, I got eggs, man. And everyone's like, "Where are you getting them eggs?" But he won't say anything cuz I feel like whenever they do like, you know, if there's like a salmonella outbreak and no one can get romaine lettuce or some ████ there's got to be a guy that's like, "Oh, I can get you lettuce." I know. Like a lettuce plug. What are you going to do? $12 for a gallon of milk is kind of a gallon is there's a lot of ████ that's happening. So even shipping is gonna jump up like like almost 10%. Is this because of tariffs? No, because there so it's this weird uh I think it's called the Jones Act or some ████ like
3:23 that, but it's a weird law where ships have to be Americanmade. So ships that's why um Hawaii is so expensive cuz you can't we can't find the cheapest like shipper. We have to use like a handful of companies that like an American carrier or something. But then they they have like a monopoly on the on the uh is that like a military defense concept for Hawaii specifically? It's uh it's it had something to do with trade laws, but then it only affected Hawaii because when do American states need to ship things to it to to itself? Mhm. Got it. or like so then um I don't know if it's secretly also has to do with the fact that it's like a you know it is a base but then what ends up happening is um everything goes to LA and then it
4:14 comes to Hawaii. So it's stupid cuz it always does that. Yeah. So it's like from Asia, right? And it instead of stopping at Hawaii, it goes straight to Long Beach. To Long Beach and from Long Beach it comes to Hawaii. How long does it take to go from Long Beach to Hawaii on on So it's almost like shipping customs. You got to go through customs in the mainland cuz I heard it's even like that with tuna. Like tuna will be caught. Let's say if it was close to California, it ships to Japan and then goes back to I think Japan gets all of the sorting and distribution of tuna. It says it takes 5 to 9 days to go from Long Beach to Hawaii. Yeah. Wow. Wow. So, if I if I place a order, that's a long time. Um it'll take about 11 days total for it to get But that's because they have to prepare the order, pick it up, and then stuff. But yeah. They got to pick up the milk from Costco in Hawaii. They got to ship it over to Long Beach and then ship it back to Hawaii.
5:04 Good point. But it is crazy though. 5 to 9 days is not it's not bad considering how slow that ship is. So when you're doing inventory stuff, you have to be all over it or you or your delay could cost you business. Uh yeah. And then it's it's not just one like it's like so I got to get stuff from uh from LA from our warehouse, but I also got to sh get like perishable ingredients from different sources. So it's it's it's pretty ████ annoying when you're in Hawaii. Does your Amazon look different than what it looks like here? Like where you're able to get off. Yeah, dude. Like so the fastest prime is probably like like at least 3 days or something. I don't know. You don't There's no two day like Wow. There's some stuff. There's no same day. They just No, but they just opened up a facility, but everyone's laughing because it's like Yeah. Now there's a
5:54 Amazon sorting facility, but we still don't get like two day. Wow. What? Yeah. Damn, that's crazy. How does that work? It's Hawaii time, baby. It just Yeah. I mean, it just takes time because things overnight like for some reason, I don't know how they make it work because like they fly ████ over every day. So, it comes over the plane all the time, but I don't know why it still takes more time when the when it lands. Maybe there's like maybe cuz we have UPS and all the other stuff, right? But it just might be like things like worker shortage or just they don't have enough, you know. Weird. Yeah, because it is an island. And it trips me out though because like I live around skyscrapers, so I feel like I'm in a city, but I'm constantly reminded that I'm actually in a on an island and like things can just be out of commission. I think it's like
6:44 3 days away from food. Like if there's no shipments for 3 days, that's it. They don't have enough supplies for everybody. Damn. Yeah. Anthony, for Kes, how long does it usually take to send a move to like across the sea or whatever? Go to China or something. Depends on the Wi-Fi you have. Oh, Wi-Fi. Yeah. Okay, got it. Send a move is crazy. I don't know how you guys do it. Two moves takes longer. Does it? You need more lead time, especially if you go on 4K. Like, I can't I can't overnight this. So, what do you think Anony's going to be arrested for? Arrested for public public indecency. Showing his dick in what way? I think you'll be one of those guys who's pissing by the freeway, then he gets arrested cuz some kid saw it. To be completely honest, in this room, I honestly feel like I'm going to be the most likely to be like handcuffed and put into the back of a police car. Really? Why? Cuz a cop wanted to ████ autopilot on my Tesla wall drunk as
7:34 ████ No way. Is that illegal? Not in America. It's not. I I think being behind any steering wheel while you're above the alcohol he's obviously kidding right now. So, Anthony is most likely to DUI. Yeah. And you never got a DUI, though. Nick is most likely to road rage. I'm most likely to beat the ████ out of the guy across the street from me. Oh, the crazy guy. The crazy drunk. I might just ████ snap and beat up a homeless guy or something. I think I think you should have beat up that drunk guy. No. Yeah. I'm like I'm calm. I'm calm. No, I joke. I probably won't never do that. I'm too much of a coward, a yellow belly to do that. Most likely to road rage though. and then accidentally fight somebody. I feel like my gonna be Nicholas Cage and Conair, dude. He's gonna like for the most righteous reason accidentally kill a guy and it's going to be like because
8:26 of your black belt status, you are a lethal weapon in American society. All lit. Yeah. And he's going to have to be such dude. And then all they're going to do is like my superpowers is getting knocked out and they're going to be like oh you're actually not that good. That's the knockout king. Sh. That's the knockout king. You're under arrest. ████ No. No. He gets knocked out good. Be careful. He your floor is going to get dented. He gets knocked out and arrested. You have marble. You got marble. I hope you got marble, man. Ceramic tiles about to be put to the test. Oh, damn. I do I do feel like I'm more likely to get arrested. Then Anthony. What? For what? I don't know. Like one day I might just snap. I think Anony's That's what I'm worried about actually. Like one of my biggest fears is like one day I'll just snap and like Well, you feel like you have a lot of pent up ████ No, but what are you snapping from? No, but I feel like there's there's seasons where it can ████ you know, build up. But I don't
9:17 know. Sometimes I just worry like that's like that's in me, you know, that wrath is I think you being arrested in that way though, you would end up they would end up letting you go after cuz they'll feel bad. They'll be like we all get angry. We all get angry sometimes. Yeah. I think Ken might get get arrested for what? For exploiting business owners. For for grooming. That's what I think. He's going to get arrested for ████ deleting all this footage, ruing all of us, for convincing the owners that it takes it costs more money to do a to edit a video the same day they're already editing other videos. Hey, I think uh Howie pulled that one off. Credit to can. Yeah, masterful. I think Anony's going to get arrested at the border between here and China. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Cut that out. Cut that out. But I think it's going to be on some
10:07 like oopsie ████ You know what I mean? Hey, you know what though? The first time we hung out with this guy outside of JK, cuz I never really hung out with him outside of this office, but that time we went You're not real friends. Yeah, not real friends. Uh, but that one time we went bowling and I saw Anthony. I was like, Anony's kind of a wild boy. I wasn't expecting how like actually wild you kind of are. He likes to play. Come on. Yeah. Yeah. Like you can actually uh What was What was so wild about him? He's like the Asian party in ████ Herald and Kumar when you go in and Why the ████ is the math club raving so hard? Yeah. I didn't I didn't know Anthony was such a like I don't I don't want to car like categorize you as a party boy but like no you know how to bring the fun to a party. It's funny cuz I've always known him that cuz I felt like we started everyone started ████ around when you were ████ around and everybody was like all right Anthony.
10:57 Okay, we're all ████ around now and you just bring everybody sweetheart right here. I don't I feel like you get a bunch of guys riled up and we have ticky torches somewhere and we're just marching. RIP Golden Mob Bowling, too. I feel like if I if I started wilding out the way that Anthony was, people would be like, "This this white guy is disrespecting this Asianowned business, right?" Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He doesn't respect us. Yeah. And then Anthony started doing it and I was like, "Okay, it's just a ████ around now. Everyone's good." Anthony gave us a green light. We would have made it on the front cover of ████ Next Shark, dude. He's bullying this bowling alley. Asian terrorizes bowling alley. Exactly. Allegedly. Yeah. I don't think I would get arrested at all. They probably think you're a cop. They're like, "Keep it moving." I'm probably the last guy that actually was put into a cop car and taken to a police station. See, that What happened? It was in China. In
11:49 China? That's scary as Why did you say Taiwan number one? Were you pooping your pants? No. No, I wasn't pooping my It was straight up. I I've told this story once here. Um I uh we was just partying after one of our huge events out in Changdu. And then uh we were being real real loud and rowdy up in this top uh my partner's house which is the top of like an apartment building. She has like the penthouse floor, right? And so cops pulled up, oh you guys need to shut down the party, blah blah. So they shut it down and everybody was like leaving. There's like 20 30 of us like raging in this house. So all right, let's just take it back to the studio. Blah blah blah. Right. Cops packed us in the elevator and then this is some dumb ████ that I did. But right when the elevator this is the cop right here and all of us were in the elevator right when the elevator door closed I was like ah let's party right and I was I was just like
12:39 loud again but obviously they still heard so they found that extremely disrespectful and they knew that I was the last one visually like that was me. Yeah you're being ████ Johnny Somali or whatever and you're the hottest one hottest boy. I recognize that now. Um, and then so when we finally got out, like the cops were like the same cops were like combing through all the the homies that were like trying to get into taxi cars to go towards the studio and they were looking for me. Wo, you pissed them off. But I was drunk. So I came by and I was like, "What's going on? I didn't know they were looking for me." I was, "What's going on?" And they're like, "You right?" And so they took me into the car and I was still so drunk that I was like, "Hey, as long as they're not taking cuz I was the host of the entire event, right? as long as you're not taking anybody else. I felt like it was fine. It was my responsibility to handle what was
13:29 supposed to be handled. I didn't know they were looking for me, you know, cuz I Oh, you thought they were like looking for who's in charge and not just you. Did you do another party commentary in the car like party bus? Did you Did you tell them sorry for party rocking? Wow, everyone's really boring in here. Where's the champagne? I was so drunk that I was still not recognizing what was going on. Uh they took me and my partner cuz I couldn't speak Chinese to the police station. This is like 2:30 in the morning. Oh ████ dude. And I was so lit that like by the time we're sitting at the police station and it's technically closed, but they like brought me in and it's like dark in the office. I'm there and I'm just like falling asleep, right? And so this is China police so it's like totally different rules. Like the guy was basically trying to like hit me to wake me up. And so the only thing that like my partner who's a woman could do was like she's like, "No, it's okay. Like
14:19 just hit me instead." which was the only thing that would make them like not want to hit because they're willing to like hit me. This coco Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, please just hit me. He's he's just like tired of Right. So, she was trying to protect me. By the time I was able to wake up and be uh Congress, they were making me write uh a Chinese like promise letter basically that I had to fingerprint and sign saying that I would never like step out of line, blah blah blah. And then I was like, I don't understand what's going on. They're like, you need to write this in Chinese. I was like, I don't know how to write Chinese. So then they had to print it out and I had to trace it and like a standard. Yeah. Oh ████ So I was doing this just drunk like in elementary school. Drunk trying to do his. You got off easy, dude. And then I was I was at the police station for like for like 2 and 1/2 hours. Damn. And so I finally did that and we were able to go. See, he's a wild boy. I thought they were
15:10 communist. You are most likely to get arrested. You're a wild boy. Cuz you're wild. That's why I think you'll be on some oopsy stuff. Like you didn't mean to like do that. Yeah, that's just some oopsie stuff. No, he did mean to. He wasn't meant to party at 2:00 a.m. At 2:00 a.m. I'm sleeping. That's why I don't get into trouble. But he's hosting. He can't go to sleep. I'm hosting from my bed. Bart doesn't make mistakes cuz he doesn't get drunk. That's true. He makes mistakes without being drunk. That's sober mistakes. Very, very cute. And that's cool. I feel like you would accidentally like leave something in your bag that wasn't too big of a deal when you're like crossing borders. Britney Grimer, like a massive black dildo. I didn't know this was illegal in China. I'm sorry, officer. Whoa. How'd that get in there? What if What if I pranked you, I put a massive black dildo in your bag, and then they
16:01 were like, "What's this?" What would your response be? Oh, crack. No, you can't. They're going to make They're going to make you do that. Oh, it's my massage. You can't disrespect the phone. Oh, look. Look, it works. Yeah. Yeah. You have to show I think I think it would be too funny because a dildo, no matter what, is not illegal. It's not. Some countries it might be. Some people might think you're uh a party boy. It's a rum. It's a officer in Morocco. How would you explain yourself to the Ryan put a dildo in my bag while I was on the way to a rum country where it was illegal? Like that's on some Ocron ████ The other the other week, Bart hit me up and goes, "You wouldn't happen to have a fake knife, would you?" And I was like, "Oh, you know what? I put one in your bag at JK. You should have one." I couldn't find it. A It's gone in this bag. Yeah. This one, right? I found it in my bag. Whoops. I think it
16:51 was Nick's bag. This is the same week that you asked me if I had a fake gun. Oh, yeah. That was in my bag. Whoops. Did you took it home? No. Yeah, I took it home and I brought it back. But the knife is in my bag at home. I thought it was Bart's bag. Hey, why do you We have plastic knives all over the ████ place for some reason. You just weren't you Oh, you were in Vegas. Vegas. What do you need a plastic knife for? Writing videos. Oh, okay. How brainstorming ideas. I was going to knife somebody. So, what you're just doing JK films again? Just write just acting goofy. See what happens. Sick. That's a random question. I think I think you might get arrested for filming something in public that doesn't look like you're filming. Like a robbery or something. Yeah, like remember when we were doing the stuff for Barbell in that alleyway and we looked like we had ski masks on, me and Rakia. But in East LA though, you
17:42 just it just looks like people doing regular stuff. True. Oh, it's just a regular robbery. It's fine, right? Yeah, it's true. We probably get arrested for filming. Yeah. Yeah.
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