0:00 how do you so what do you do you melt that gold down right yeah and then you re-stamp it with your own stamp and then you're good yeah it's yours that's clean you wash the gold hey that's a good one [Music] recently there was a giant gold Heist at Canada's biggest airport oh goal wait what gold at the airport the Lufthansa I heard about this yeah Canada's national police force is investigating a heist at Canada's busiest airport that may have netted thieves more than 100 million dollars worth of gold 100 million that's a heavy amount with Bitcoin you can just send it through the air boom but with gold it's so ████ heavy like it doesn't make any sense to hold it does it in The Italian Job armored trucks all right let's check out
0:50 they used Mini Coopers no yeah oh yeah they did Royal Canadians I didn't make it to that party three of them with special suspension you're racing plugs you're raising bugs when that movie came out the Royal Canadian mounded police confirmed they are looking into a gold robbery at Pearson International Airport those ████ on horses looking for gold yeah I do imagine they actually get some gold gotta get a ████ hippo to bring it back yeah so they mined the gold in Canada gold binding other animals Canada doesn't have our kind of technology is it what's the plural of moose is it really meat it's me I don't believe that I looked it up is it really me yeah I feel like we've had this if there's like a herd of them it's a bunch of meats yeah sometimes hey you said 100 million yeah it's about it's one gold one wait
1:43 1 428 kilograms holy ████ wow well that doesn't mean anything to Americans bro 3 600 pounds that's about 3 000 pounds how many liters is stop speaking British it's uh 3 600 pounds how many milligrams let me let me do articles I think Anthony knows it already Joe how much is that in stone yeah 3148 baby three thousand roughly roughly 100 wait so is the method in there the method of how they did it no because they can't give any information because they haven't is there a picture of the gold someone copycat people did they really use mooses to move it or me I love movie ████ in real life yeah we need two you're like what though except for things like the saw by the way I don't like that kind of movie stuff that's not what I mean that's a hot take yeah the only correct plural of moose is
2:34 Moose ah now you're on this whack website no you're on Google you're on WebMD go bro yeah cheese moose and meese duck and fleece poos and peas yup a herd of moose of mooses is nice yup is a flock of mice I don't think so anyways flock of me the airport did not respond to a request for comment uh basically 3 600 pounds of gold being moved through the airport had been stolen that was likely linked to organized crime ████ yeah in Canada we're big fans they got Canadian Mafia oh they got Vancouver tryouts or maybe our people went up there they'll be tired Italian because someone's all is an American job
3:25 they don't steal in Canada they're so nice how do you steal 3 600 pounds of gold you just gotta have a ████ tell us a welder thing go like this so sick and then they got a vehicle waiting right now but then remember but they could they can measure through security cameras the tire pressure to see which one has the you know I think about that at least once a day oh I'm driving hey I already I already know how it is you take all the gold you make them look like Toblerone bars get it through freaking uh duty-free come on so were they was like the bank transferring this gold and then it got intercepted yeah it says gold mining Canada can travel through Pearson on its way to customers around the world oh it was apparently gold that was mined in Canada I like that that much gold doesn't have
4:15 like a dedicated guy watching it and they just put it in a truck they spank the truck's ass all right we got him or that dedicated it's 100 million I built that gold down right and then you re-stamp it with your own stamp and then you're good yeah it's yours that's clean you wash the gold hey that's a good one oh ████ pretty easy to melt gold it's really easy and you could bend it pretty good too so how would they know it's their gold yeah does you got to bite it to check is that a thing yeah is that just the moves it could Bend yeah because if it's like real gold like 24 Karat plus then it's super malleable you would be able to bend it yeah if it's from the gold mine then they refined it down to just 24. wow I don't know anything about gold I love gold it's like fiction to me have you ever panned for gold before no it's pretty fun seeing those videos on
5:05 YouTube can't stop watching dude it's the most there's nothing more boring on the earth you don't get nothing you don't get ████ you get like a dust and then when you do gets like this after being out there for like all day with your dad or whatever and he's just sweating too you do get something and then you ask people how much it's worth and they're like it's probably worth like four dollars and you're like that surprises your quality time with your dad huh ████ hey dude I at least want a profit off of this I love those gold bass gold mining channels though like they'll get like a nugget like this and they're like oh my God and then it's like they don't tell you though they spent three months I like those Cobalt mining videos dude I've been seeing this one guy who lives he's in Amsterdam and he has this giant like uh magnet and in the waters he just throws it oh yeah the guy oh he pulls out the bike he pulls out bikes he pulls out safes I know he's
5:55 not gonna get anything cool but you're just like you know what the part you know the part of the video you don't see is him throwing it in ████ bike I'm like that is a perfect Bike Dude that guy Chuck he just bought it they found they found the owner yeah dude there's some girl that Bell still works cheating on it too dude but it's funny because like so the the that one was funny because clearly she was like yeah I just parked outside a cafe and then someone just shook hey that is very European though if she parked in the wrong place some ████ was like the bike get the ████ out of here dude I was walking around and uh God I was in Amsterdam or whatever and they have bike lanes and these guys are ████ about it dude like that's probably an ████ because I was walking like in the bike lane but then this guy's like coming
6:46 around me he's like ████ you and I was just like ████ were you wearing this outfit though nah I wish I mean that's how they treat bike Lanes out here too I wasn't dripping back though yeah you weren't dripping not like that you know anybody from the angry bicyclist community no because all the ones I encounter They're All Dead dude they're all six feet under my thing is I hate them though I hate them back you know what I mean yeah yeah big time I'm gonna make a John Wick movie where like I'm John Wick but instead of killing the bad guys he just fights cyclists and he's just doing gun food to those guys just endless waves of cyclists I'm just being all unarmed that's one of the few things that American audiences could all agree on I think ████ bicyclists and it's the guys with the ████ they're serious they got the glasses and
7:37 the tires aerodynamics yeah we're not talking about the guys on the ████ little Cruiser aerodynamics you can go seven miles an hour in your little bike little ████ yeah but the worst thing is shaving your ████ body for that have you ever been going up like like uh like Mulholland or like a Canyon Road and they're in this you're stuck oh they hold up like dozens of cars yeah that's insane if I'm the cyclist that's doing that I have an immense amount of like anxiety and guilt for doing that like pull over to the side you have to replace that with entitlement that makes me want to carry around like a recreational amount of ████ gravels [Laughter] all you need is a little cane so you can
8:28 pop pop tires yeah dude you just need a little cane to ████ put in the rim dude a little bit I do have those little moments where because we you know we do JK and stuff so I read more news than I normally would but then there's little moments where I see like an article where it's like cyclist was struck and killed and I'm kind of like yes it's a little moment I have started licking his lips yeah I have a little moment with myself that's all I'm gonna say that's a wishing cyclists just pain trauma and death no that's not what we're saying oh no oh wow out loud we don't wish that out loud not all of them just a mean one I didn't miss the part where we was talking about watching Cobalt miners yeah love those live streams some random people from JK have been sending me like videos of cops reprimanding cyclists have you guys seen those ones
9:20 they're they're pulled over and the cop is just like yeah I'm talking to you ████ like just talking ████ to these guys and it's so funny because they are very entitlement is very strong you know you know who like this is not a hot take because I hope you guys will all agree with me the number one person who should be wiped from the planet are those people that go to police departments and start filming everything to try to start ████ that they can just talk about their rights I have a right to be here I have a right to film I'm performing business just to like waste everyone's time I'm performing official business I love those guys dude hey you know what I randomly started watching it's kind of funny though you heard of uh cart marks I love Cardinals what's Cardinals that's almost a satire Cardinals it's hilarious it's the guy that goes around different parking lots around the world and if people don't put their cart back
10:11 in the thing he acts like he's a cop for cart yeah she goes excuse me ma'am why did you put your cart back what is this like and then it just makes a big ████ deal people lose their ████ people get really defensive off on him they get mad really ████ and if they try to drive away he has like a magnetic bumper sticker that says something about like I didn't put my car back he shames dude look it up cart marks it's ridiculous he gets into some ████ I'm sure that I I didn't know that was so big but you know did you notice that like so he's funny because he has kind of like a dorky white guy Vibe so he's non-threatening right now yeah but then some people are trying to copy him now and they're going Hood with that ████ and it's not good oh ████ yeah they're just too mean he's scary yeah they're looking he's not hardcore enough we need to go be confrontation exactly They're copying his thing but it's it's not the same like this guy's like a Ned Flanders guy oh it's kind of funny you know
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