0:00 so there's a guy I'm not going to tell you what kind of guy he is that I met at the gym this morning and he just found out that he realized that uh I live in uh Nevada but I come here quite a bit and he goes oh you're a by Wester a by West so what kind of guy was this I don't know is he a tax guy he sounds like a yeah [Music] okay did you guys hear about the alien in Miami no I heard about it but I didn't see it but I also heard there's a video there is a video Miami alien yes it's a good spot to would you guys like to well first of all let me describe the incident for you so in Miami at a at a mall um there was an incident and they they every single cop in Miami showed up
0:51 to respond to it okay oh was that why there was like 50,000 cop cars outside yes and ████ so all immediately on social media the was was first of all the cops were saying there was an incident involving a fight with school kids or whatever like the young teenagers okay and then people who are who were in the Miami who were at the mall they're like that's not what happened there's a ████ alien walking around and people like what and they're like yeah there's like Shadow aliens walking around what the ████ what the hell what's a shadow alien part of me wants this to be real alien that like a shadow damn please be real and everyone's freaking out everyone's freaking the out so you guys want see the video yeah oh my God yes I didn't know they had video you see the shadow alien yeah let me let me give give me one second to make sure that I'm showing you the correct the exact R Video on did
1:41 anybody see it yet no but I have friends that have seen it and then I even scrolled past it but then once I scrolled past it I wanted to go back I was just too lazy I just kept going this way must have been captivating Bart must have been a sick video I just saw when it happened when there were a lot of cop cars and people were like what's going on what's really going going on and then I didn't know what happened after all right no spoilers no spoilers no spoilers don't say anything is there volume to this or not no wait what is that there just cop cars that looks like something is walking sideways on like what is that that's somebody this looks like footage from dipping quick why is this footage from the I don't know what the ████ that is it's it's like a big alien walking around it's like a red circle why don't they catch it why don't they catch it yeah why not they catching say you're
2:31 under arrest freeze I don't even know what that is is that the only footage that looks like three people dude wait that's the footage that's bad I want to see where this guy's going there's no other footage no it looks like three people watching that's the main slice of footage that I've seen that guy walks weird right so is that really Al hard to tell what it so that's the thing right so a lot of people are are immediately a lot of the ufologists and stuff they start talking about it like okay is this an alien and ████ like that and then there's another video let me show you guys ████ ads yeah hey let's see the ads yeah I want to see this alien at dve and Busters you know there's an alien at dve and Busters that's what I want to see I thought he was like in the mall like by Bed Bath and Beyond and ████ waiting at dinong yeah yeah check out
3:23 the menu they're like if your whole part's not here you can't sit down like I don't know aliens like sh can I get a Shalom b and a neom man please oh the man names H that doesn't look like an alien that looks like three guys walking together that's actually what Forbes is saying shut the ████ up Anthony let's like go through it together all right go Fox that's what people were saying they saw right the foggy one okay why is the footage so s█████ yeah where's the body cam footage yeah why is that one all H so this is the clear one M's kind of nice huh yeah but damn that's a lot of cop cars that's a ████ kind of nice huh
4:15 yeah you ever been to Miami no it's like Latin Hawaii dude my sister lives there I need to go Miami is pretty nice I want to go I like Hawaii and I like Latin I'm just worried if I go over there I'm going to come back with a BBL you know what I mean come on I'm surprised the alien didn't have big old butt it did actually it it said it had a huge junk in the TRU it almost feels like in Miami you have to have a butt or else you just can't qualify you ain't ████ and you have to live in Orlando yeah Fort Lauderdale or something I like aliens all aliens does this get you excited this alien story it does get me excited you hear about the new Bob Lazar movie there's a movie coming out yeah there's like a documentary or something and it's about uh the the the ████ spaceship that's just floating around or something I saw I saw a poster for it it's coming out
5:06 it's a movie about a spaceship that's just floating around oh yeah B Lazar talking about it oh yeah he's oh yeah yeah that's coming out did you hear about it Steve the new Bob Lazar movie yes it's uh it's it looks like the what the ████ oh I see it now oh is it cuz of I see it now I see it now what the ████ is that thing oh no it's three friends walking together three cops walking together side by side godam all it was all it was it foggy imagery of three cops walking together side by side this is as clear as ████ that's why when you film stuff guys go like this okay and then wipe it cuz when you got a smudge it makes everything look like aliens well no but it wasn't even a smudge cuz the that's the OG footage why is GoPro footage better than this people were fogging up the image to make it
5:56 look like a ████ alien to support the thesis yes that alien was walking pretty sexy it looked like three guys walking together just from the I agree with you especially like cuz I immediately saw it cuz all these UFO things were popping up it looked like they were walking like this from far away like they're just switching it doesn't look like I mean I don't know what an alien looks like right walk like yeah I know that's holding their heels they're doing that thing when friends walk with their legs like this their arms are locked together all they're doing is like hey you ever did this you ever did this hey let's all lock arms and SE some there is that there is that uh little well I actually like this stuff but there's that new ████ uh footage or whatever that came or photo that came in from that one telescope the web telescope or whatever that just went out that shows that there's um a planet that they found 7 million light years away
6:47 that has like city lights or electricity or something like that yeah that's that's their deduction again anything that's like cops cop so before they had like the Hubble telescope that they put out in like the 9s or something like that that was able to like you know capture footage that was um they got it outside of the Earth's atmosphere because back then all we had was like a telescopes from Earth but because of the Earth's atmosphere it was hard to break through and visualize certain things so they sent out the Hubble telescope in the '90s that would uh basically uh go around the earth and be able to capture data that way now they sent out this the web telescope or whatever that um basically goes orbits the Sun so it's like farther out and they've been able to collect a bunch of data that's crazy and apparently they found some sort of Planet 7 million light whatever the ████ number is um that that's ████
7:39 Far Man evidence of of like some sort of like electrical City Light type situation but because it's so far is it possible that like that planet doesn't exist anymore yeah it's very possible or it's probably just reflection or something that's what always could have been what if it was just a volcano a space apparently that's that's fake too that's what so you can't trust dancers is it fake it's fake too yeah did you go on Snopes we're supposed to go through this together why did you look up the article ahead of time F new you're so petty dude this isn't CNN man why are you lying to me I'm hard right now it's quick do another one why are you lying to me have you guys heard about the Bob Lazar movie that's coming out and it's about a a ship that's just floating sound pretty interesting it sounds pretty interesting actually no apparently that was AI generated yeah the the one that you're talking about
8:29 the city lights thing I can't believe anything stries again man can't dude honest you really can't from here on out anytime I hear UFO I'm just going to be the sad sad boy that goes that's probably ████ yeah unless I see it my own eyes yeah like so Steve was that the real reason kids were fighting at the mall cuz it look dude it was Overkill I was talking to somebody about this and like why would they shut down the airport cuz they shut down the Miami airport nearby why they shut down the airport and have like all every cop in town show I'm like I lived in La every time there anything ████ happened they call every ████ cop in the city like you better believe cops over we at like LA or El Segundo cuz those are two different places no David David so is the guy who doesn't know where La actually I lived here for 15 years damn man I did see a trailer for a
9:19 sci-fi movie that's coming out soon apparently that I thought was really cool uh ISS International Space Station anybody see that movie trailer no so basically it's it talks about the the the Russian and American collaboration in the International Space Station yeah and then they look down on the planet they see all these nuclear warheads go off so basically it says that Russia and America got into war and then each of them separately got a message from their respective country that said like take over the station at all costs and so now they're just stuck and it's kind of tie I'm like yo can we talk about a better trailer so there's another one that came out Spider-Man 4 no it's the Civil War of America did you see that one what what do you mean it's called the Civil War of America this movie sounds better no if there was a Civil War what is going to happen and then they have like the Texas Republic the Eastern Union oh
10:09 I know what you're talking about I saw that one that's a real movie that's coming out I saw the trailer when is it coming out I don't know but it looks like we're heading there that's it's sick that we came together though to make a space station with Russia but we can't get along with them down here that's pretty cool what state you going to be a part of I don't know dude you better figure out now there's a so there's a guy I'm not going to tell you what kind of guy he is that I met at the gym this morning and he just found out that he realized that uh I live in uh Nevada but I come here quite a bit and he goes oh you're a by Wester a by Wester so what kind of guy was this I don't know is he a tax guy he sounds like a Yeah by Westerner yeah although I got to throw by into everything everyone's by so does that mean you're a part of the lgbtq RS I
11:00 don't know what he was trying to say he was trying to add you did you say RS like toys RS no those are the two letters that got added recently RS don't they just call him the alphabet Community now or is that derogatory I think that Chappelle calls him that oh oh damn dude the new the new Chelle stand up was sick cuz he bashes on trans people every time I try to bail this guy out he sinks [Music] it [Music] for
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