0:00 this is such a opener for all these guys to be like I'll take you to Grand cage yeah which destination you would like to take Colleen but don't try to rail her just try to take her somewhere nice yeah please don't try to rail me [Music] welcome back to careful boys we are very careful boys and today we're joined by Colleen I'll be obviously you're gonna kick us off all right what is the most beautiful travel spot you have ever been to and somewhere you're like every time I go there I could finally just shut everything off and chill that's what I need to do more of in my life you need to relax yeah relax for sure I did that in my bed I need to do that I need to travel more Joe's like my bad I can tell you where I want to go you please
0:50 um Bora Bora I would love to go to Greece Santorini beautiful place I'd say Japan but I don't want to kick this one off we just gotta move on to the next number please the guy with the three teeth okay so back to Greece I want to go to Greece really that's your number one that's your number one spot Santorini no it's actually it's more Asia but we're trying to avoid that you want to go to Greece that's your spot um yeah do you like cold beaches like real cold water um yeah I do I take cold showers oh what about the what about places you have been what has been your favorite dude
1:41 I've only been to like within the states and in Mexico which I don't count oh what about in the states there's not a beautiful place in the states too there are um I mean I would say here's the problem too is just like I'm such a ████ workaholic it's so boring so it's like even if I go to those states are you always editing I only have like certain moments of of free time to be exploring and my work is so like physical that like I'm exhausted there's no time to you can't count so like what are what are some places that I should travel to like I haven't even been to the Grand Canyon Costa Rica oh my God don't go to the Grand Canyon first of all I love the grandkids yeah but everybody's like oh that's such a like an easy quick trip like or like Yosemite I think Yosemite right now is actually to go to Yosemite as ████ is sick yeah like yo somebody would be a place this is such a opener for all these guys to be like I'll take
2:31 you to Grand Canyon yeah and comment below uh which destination you would like to take Colleen that's why I'm almost my travel but don't try to rail her just try to take her somewhere nice yeah please don't try to rail me that's good to see you intentions like that you can go to the Grand Canyon on a helicopter trip and then they have lunch ready for you and then you can have a little date at the bottom of the Grand Canyon and then you go back on the helicopter and then you go I think it's like 400 bucks I like activities so like I rode a horse in Cabo like on the beach like a horse in the ocean it was like very movie-like that's so easy to picture because you're a white chick yeah totally uh I picture this no saddle again no saddle white robe like a Roman princess hair out and then the ████ read and then just yeah that's nice I'm
3:22 glad you guys pictured it that way because it's definitely not how it looks how it looked was like my horse took off and it was like go for a moment but then like you're like oh ████ like this motherfucker's not stopping you're like kicking your heels you're making sure that you can't go whoa yeah you're trying the dirt instructor how does your like instructor or a person so he was super chill so like he just rides up next to you and it cuts you off so the horse stops and that's what he did but my saddle wasn't like fully um measured for me and tightened so like as a horse is taking off I'm sliding oh so like I'm trying to like like a ████ Mongolian Archer pulling it out oh so I'm sliding half the time and right before I think like this leg's about to kick off whoa sick dude so it was cool for like the first
4:12 like five minutes no wonder you stressed out on vacations yeah right right I'm like zip lining or horseback riding or like skydiving I'm like curd though I can't like just sit on the beach I like doing things so if we were on a beach I'd probably be like in the water snorkeling or doing something I'm cool with that I like doing stuff as long as I can be in the water at some point yeah one of the things that I hated most as a kid is my uncles had a boat and we would go fishing but then I couldn't go in the water and you're a kid you just want to go in the water oh this is not safe because it was like Lake water in Virginia Southern Lakes are crystal clear this one was not Hawaii Hawaii is amazing you can't beat Hawaii dude it's warm Bahamas pretty great I've never been in Boston Bahamas water beats Hawaii but I love Hawaii yeah because it's warmer or looks nice the turquoise it looks like fake
5:03 Resort water it's like clearer clear wow see your feet all the way at the bottom and I'm six foot four it's kind of crazy to see your feet that is pretty crazy because it's that clear it's back there I like the cenotes in all over King it's like a cave Beach it's like a natural opening yeah it's just you look at a hole and then it's like this beautiful Oasis and you can go down and swim and you're just like what the hell is happening and there's fish and some of them are scary dude yeah one time we went to this one where this guy had to take us all the way through and it was like you're crawling through caves like little tiny little entrances and then bats were flying past oh ████ that was ████ scary and we were the only ones in there and then he took us to this one area where you would just float and if you look down after the water it gets
5:54 still enough you could see like hundreds of feet all the way down below you and it's so ████ scary if you guys watch those videos of like um Navy guys on like breaks when they're on the aircraft carriers and they'll just like jump like from the aircraft carrier into the water and then when you when you think about where they're at in like the Pacific Ocean or the Atlantic Ocean it's like the Titanic's down there like like that kind of deep that freaks the ████ out that's one of the scariest things if you've ever been on a cruise ship and then you're there and you look off the side and you can't see anything yeah you're like the ████ ocean is the facts nothing yeah that's terrifying remember when we went to swim with sharks that was crazy you guys swim with sharks yeah cage though but that's still scary because when they pull up they're like really big it's kind of hard to
6:44 just describe how massive it is because the when the boat turns off they just start circling and fast because I remember being on the boat I would see the shark like this and it comes and then it literally you turn around and it's already there whoa like like that like little Torpedoes they're bigger than the boat yeah and then you they come up and you can like touch them like what kind of sharks are they Galapagos yeah what kind of shark is that I mean like it's a ████ tiger shark they have tiger sharks too those are the ones that bite humans yeah ████ that but we are we go in the cage and then they just swim around you and like man it's like crazy and you go you look down and you can't see the bottom of the ocean it's crazy dude one time I swam with the dolphins when I was a kid and it was like a resort and it was like maybe the most depressing thing I've
7:34 ever done did they ████ it was so sad that's because they wouldn't ████ me yeah no because when you're a kid like see meeting the Dolphins maybe one of the coolest things I could ever happen of course and then I was swimming with the dolphins with the snorkel on but like they were so I could just tell they were so depressed they felt their sad energy dude it was like a weird energy in the water yeah that's kind of like the the rescue Dolphins at SeaWorld when they come out and you can feed them they all like come out like in a stampede and they all look like ████ up gang members dude like they all got a scratch on their face like because they're all rescue Dolphins right are they all rescue Dolphins I don't know right they'll come out you're supposed to be able to feed them and like pet them and then they don't let you really pet them they let you pedal just a second and then they're like give me food give me food I saw a
8:25 really happy when he waved at me like that and then he went all the way so I know he was has this beautiful turtle pond [Laughter] one of the coolest places we've been to recently was um and we didn't get a chance to explore it that much but it was the big Island's Volcano National Park oh Hawaii Big Island too it was really ████ cool and at the time we went to go see it there was an active volcano erupting oh so like we would go late at night
9:15 and then we could just see like lava lava dude and like feet of it now because we were about a mile away but it's still you could see everything and it was cool it was pretty dope and then it's pitch black as well too so you have to walk you have to take the trail all the way back to your car how late was it it was probably like nine o'clock and then you can see but the lava was red it's it's easy to Glow darker yeah that's pretty cool did you try throwing things in it nah I don't have my arms not that good um Brady's arms yeah dude it was like a mile away it was hella far but then also we went to the highest point in the Big Island which was called like Mauna Kea and then they have all these really cool giant um like space telescopes that are made by like MIT uh Caltech the one that Jason Momoa wants to get out yeah oh
10:05 really that's the place that they're protesting because they're like why are you trying to put 10 more telescopes and ████ we already got enough oh yeah well I think they want to do some high-tech ████ with it apparent according to um but apparently some places in Hawaii like what you could see of the uh like ████ galaxies and ████ it's the only place in the world that you can see so that's the argument and that's a thing right there's no light pollution so then they they did like a tour guide of like all the stars and stuff and when it was really dark that was really cool because usually we go there for beaches and all that so we don't get a chance to be at the highest peak and and you people are getting Like Oxygen poisoning and stuff being like Tiff kind of was like kind of ████ up is that high it's that high whoa it's I think it's like 14 000 something something crazy elevator game in Denver and it was like that I got lightheaded like going to like watching the Broncos game and then they have like they have every time you climb up
10:55 another couple thousand feet they have like all these different um like warning signs of like make sure you know you're staying hydrated you have oxygen tank did you walk or drive they drove they drove all the way it was like a little Charter but it was really fun I've never been a big island you gotta go I've never been in there I want to go too it feels like it's it's like eight different terrains on one island is that relaxing for you Nick are you like a sightseeing kind of guy you gotta go to the volcanoes I feel like we gotta do some ████ we gotta go do stuff but it is like afterwards it's like tiring but you get to see stuff that you never get to see in California or in Pasadena Pasadena my favorite routine is eat something yummy yep do something eat something yummy and then relax yeah
11:45 and then eat something yummy and then sleep that's my travel sounds kind of crazy that's pretty hot we might want to edit that up that's my favorite travel routine that's my favorite well some people want to do something yummy some people do three things in a day that's not me yeah I just do one like one hike then we eat and then we pass out on the beach and then eat and then that is really nice we like to jam packed my thing too is like when I get there I like to get sunburned immediately sit the tone yeah imitation crab every time I'm even near the sun I'm like oh ████ but then I'm such a deals guy I'm like I have to get the ████ value so then I'll make myself that sounds relaxing thank you is there places where you guys want to go but you haven't been to yet ████ the rest of the world exactly Thailand definitely I
12:37 still haven't done South America and Africa I want to see Mount Rushmore I don't even see that ████ that's disappointing yeah it hurts tiny did Anthony say that Anthony said that cool being all over the world huh yeah he's seen it at all you know what maybe Mount rushmore's kind of tight maybe it's not disappointing at all maybe it's the sickest ████ ever yeah I'll go to Egypt Egypt I heard it's full of con artists yeah dude everyone hates Egypt really yeah everyone comes back don't ████ go there there's like super famous like food vloggers that are like man it's full of corrupt ass cops and they steal your ████ it's horrible they all have horrible experiences the closer you are to the pyramids too there's more people trying to sell you Trinkets and ████ yeah oh that's cool yeah I love trinkets like the pyramids are so close to the city so it's like you think that you're
13:27 just going to be in this vast emptiness and then you just see the piercings what if I have a t-shirt that says I started kova 19. they will bother you see you gotta wear the bike you'll beat him to the punch every time you might be able to buy a wristband that says that you can definitely buy wristbands but they don't know you got to do it in their language oh yeah that's true Chinese oh yeah you know what's nice too that I recently wanted to do more of is go to snow towns oh you know like Veil or like um like Aspen like yeah like Aspen yeah yeah you want to go during during the snow or you want to go now during the snow yeah because I think that's just like a it's like the flip side directly from what I'm used to here so when you go to these like little like smaller Villages and you know you see the people that actually live there and the businesses
14:17 that they have it's pretty you're talking about snow like tourist spots or towns that are like um like below the mountain that actually operate but they get snow I think I would rather go to tourist snow towns first oh I see go deeper from there because right I have no clue what to look for unless it's a tourist town I feel like Snow's cool for like about a day and then you're like this is just a big inconvenience yeah because back in the day we did I did go to uh when X Games was on in Aspen and arrived we did a show there once and then walking around it just feels like a total like 180 yeah yeah and it's nice it's cold it's kind of like Hot Tub Time Machine where they're in the Kodiak Valley it's like that type of vibe yeah yeah I love the snow life I always wanted to give my family get a cabin for Christmas time yep and then we're all there cozy that'd
15:07 be cool if I wanted to get a cabin here in Big Bear but then our like Hills here it or mountains it it feels like a city in the mountains it's too crowded like it's not like Mammoth or Tahoe where it's more spread out I can't stay in a ████ A-Frame house dude I'll ████ kill myself well I'm after getting snowed in too every time you stay in one of those bunk beds dude the ceilings yeah it's like something in a goddamn coffin cabins I've been to in Big Bear are ████ nuts yeah have you seen those Log Cabin Mansions yeah it's like I stated when it was that's pretty crazy we I don't want to brag but we happen to stay in one that was previously stayed in right before us by Machine Gun Kelly and uh Megan Fox oh ████ was a lot of ████ on the ground they said they had to they had to drain the jacuzzi before I bet before we went there and I was like oh wow Jesus they're probably busting it
15:58 down all over that goddamn house dude no one making foxes in there though people would pay yeah people would pay it was a selling point for the Airbnb lady how'd you know how do you know because she told us they probably unscrew the toilet seat and keep it is that screw the toilet to do unbolting the toilet taking it putting in a plastic bag we're gonna save this fox use this toilet and people like dude I'm not buying your ████ thing I it's fine please don't tell me that it sat here make it butt touched it dude but I really like Zion man Zion was beautiful too where's that at it said Utah okay and it's like the war we
16:49 stayed we stayed in this little town called hurricane which is probably like 25 minutes away yeah yeah yeah and it was just like a cool ass little town um really nice house that we stayed in but just the whole vibe in Zion that was my first national park I've ever been to and it just felt like Disneyland of like hiking you know you'll love Yosemite yeah I think that's next especially right now I hear right now we went to Zan earlier this year too when it was snowing and it's crazy like how like uh like big bear it's like kind of naturey but then like some of the other parts like Yosemite is on it's like wait anymore it's like on steroids yeah and there's the Red Rocks man those are crazy we had those in Las Vegas we went to this one part so we just pulled off to the side and we kind of hiked down and then we found a creek and then it was cool to see like snow coming down but the water's still running and
17:39 then just like patches of snow are just floating down river that felt like a movie you just felt like a movie it was like wow I almost won other than arrows like around the area the the what do they call it the the hike where you walk in the water did you guys oh we didn't do that one no there's a there's a couple of like more of the you're supposed to do them we didn't do those but we should have you know what you know what I heard and I'm not sure if it's true I heard that it's really good to go to Midian now really why now yeah yeah because there's no more crack dealers well there's no they like cleaned it up apparently and it's like super great to like visit it oh let me tight yeah Gene Escobar's prison would be safe like his Mansion prison oh that would be cool isn't El Salvador doing really nice yeah dude because they cleaned it all up it's it's definitely like oh because of Bitcoin baby yeah it's it's pretty cool over there bro like it's pretty everything seems pretty
18:29 accessible everything felt pretty safe when I was there and we got to hike up this uh the sulfur volcano that ████ was pretty tight because there's only like four in the world and we got to get a chance to see one which was pretty cool you only go to places with volcanoes it smells kind of or Calabasas you're a volcano Chaser yeah it's like twister but yeah it doesn't it doesn't move away yeah yeah yeah it did smell like ████ up there though and it didn't make your eyes burn a little bit but it was tight because it was like because you like that smell it was blue yeah I love the smell I go back to Costa Rica because I had kidney stones when I was there and it was like nightmare but how early in your trip in Costa Rica did you get kidney stones day two oh how many days were you there too many days I was there for five days but we cut the strip early because I yeah we had to
19:19 peace out but then um when we first got there we were staying like not too far from the airport like probably 30 minutes away we're on a beach it looks like Island nebula from ████ Jurassic Park like it's unbelievable and then I was like man I wish we were staying here the whole ████ time and he said well we're going next was even better then we get on a bus for four hours they drive us all the way down like the middle of the ████ um Island so there's no water anywhere and then like we're just staying at like a s█████ beach with rocks all over it really yeah and they they're like the one patch of water that was there it was like freezing cold compared to the other place did you get to see some monkeys dude I got to see the sky mostly because I was on my back like pretty much the rest of the time because he got hurt yeah yeah the kidney kidney stones dude got land loaded into a station wagon ambulance ████ hilarious yeah but that's where I go I give it a take
20:09 too nice to have a redo yeah Costa Rica must be beautiful that's why I heard it it's beautiful though I'm gonna go definitely a top top list it is pretty good also it is really nice too Guatemala really Guatemala's really never heard anything about watermelon really I don't believe you yeah I was lying I just made it up we made it up I'll go to Russia thank you
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