0:00 [Music] guess what state this is from amanda texas florida oh yeah i got i'm king maker okay sorry yeah it was florida grasses yeah wyoming no i already just never get sick i also guess he's white oh can we guess more things yeah go ahead what's the gpa texas wait florida florida what happened a white man oh damn he's a florida man okay what happens to him a gator bites his balls off no but there there's a gator in there there's a guy he's a gator hey we got gator he ████ the gator giving his four buds no he has one as a pet no is it a cute story or a sad one uh a shocking one we gotta guess tv show belongs on this youtube show i think we're still wiping powder
0:51 10 videos later we're like ████ ████ every game you ████ yeah no it's still the protein it's protein everywhere made best friends with a gator no i think we're getting farther away he's a gator yeah that sounds good give us a hint okay he's thrust a bone dude he's trying to teach a a gator his religion he's a lutheran he's like yo you need to stop eating kids and ████ all right and find jesus banging gators a florida man dies after going into a lake with alligators to search for frisbees oh he deserves it he deserves it i feel like you should know better living in florida just get another frisbee yeah you should right yeah so he jumped in to get a frisbee and then gators just came he must be a california transplant there's
1:41 a frisbee like a frisbee golf haters just come i think the gators were there already and they just go they didn't see those little eyes you know when the the when you see gators in the water you see tiny little eyes just poking outside of the water sometimes sometimes they're not even there they blink they go like this do gators really need those teeth can we defang all the ████ gators already can we just how many how many more people have to die do they need that skin too i mean we we all need boots like gators kind of i would love a pair it looks like gators bite randomly sometimes you know when they show well it looks like they're not aiming like when you they throw the meat mm-hmm all 60 gators go oh even though dude their ████ mouths are here and their eyes are like here that's the truth so they can roll over oh yeah once they've rolled then they got you yeah they be ████ each other up too yeah i saw i saw a video where gator this guy
2:31 was just ████ sunbathing and another gator comes out and another gator and then they just ████ bit his leg and just started spinning and i was like dude i know they were cannibalistic like that hardcore dude gators are the worst let's just get rid of most of them not all of them so this guy was just looking for frisbees yeah so he's just uh literally decided to search for frisbees in a lake with surrounding signs warning people to beware of alligators i'll be right back keep it in continue with the story you always keep in the food was it suicidal no so uh the police department confirmed uh that a gator was involved in the death of an unidentified 47 year old man in uh john s taylor park the florida fish and wildlife club [Laughter] conservation commission said a specialist has been contracted to remove the gator and efforts will be made to determine if it was involved in the
3:22 situation oh this is one of the situations where they kill the gator huh like kill the animal that killed the dude they didn't kill the animal yet oh that's good how would you know which gator harambe thing i like how we get revenge i do like that yeah but then they're not even in the zoo though they're in the wild they're just doing wild they're in the wild with signs that say beware of gators but then if they taste human blood we have to kind of kill them because they get too hungry what if there was another conflicting sign that said get your own frisbee oh that's not bad that's a good point like on the other side of it that's not bad this is this is this is the whole you know the disc golfers kind of situation people play disc golf so what do you what do you think about disc golf by the way nick i think it's like you know honestly i think it's pretty cool we found the one thing he likes what's this gal it's it's where they throw the frisbee into the ████ chains you know what what are your thighs getting really warm right now
4:12 i don't know what you're talking about what were you saying can somebody explain to me what this disc golf thing is it's literally like golf but throwing discs i don't get it i just don't get it what does it look like so imagine it's like golf you have a bunch of like those little holes been said holes are a little like chain baskets okay okay okay and then instead of a stick holding a ████ hitting a ball you throw a frisbee frisbees as far as you can until you the least amount of throws to the uh hole you know what's missing this should be a shuriken competition ninja star that would be cool but you would be changing the sport but the frisbee it just looks lame then it wouldn't be just we'll just be throwing a shirt i got invited uh to play ultimate frisbee and then have you guys ever played they sold it to me they said it was really fun right and then i watched the game of guys at the park playing it and i said don't ever invite me to that ████ ever again ████ you you know i used to think it was really
5:02 whack when i started playing uh ultimate frisbee with this after school program i used to work at for with middle schoolers how old were you at a time of my life he was probably like 19 years old right i was like i was like 1920 ultimate frisbee hanging out with seventh graders wait what makes it ultimate it's it's the ultimate sport dude it's it's why what's different from just throwing it around what's the ultimate because there's a there's a throwing it around is like okay whatever but then when you're trying to run it into an end zone and you're trying to pass it to the home oh that's what you're trying to do yeah so it's like football it's kind of like football it's kind of like it's it's it's rugby but just a little more gay i'm starting a fund i'm putting five thousand dollars into it to start the fund where every time somebody says and then i started playing ultimate frisbee somebody punches them in the ████ face i like i'll invest into that yeah five i want i'm doing five i don't play stupid sports yeah that's me too i don't play dumb ████ yeah contributes
5:53 what about spike ball you guys play spike ball i never played okay yeah you never play spike ball was it like volleyball but it's all spikes no it's it's the little black and yellow net thing and then it's literally you go to the beach with it and then everybody literally spiking the ball into the net and then you just playing i only see like white college boys oh cool it's actually kind of fun i also thought it looked very stupid oh yeah i know what i know you're talking about now yeah it's pretty ████ cool i only play real manly ████ like jiu jitsu hey you guys ever played badminton low-key that game fire really fun my boyfriend won't let me do jiu jitsu why not i wanted to but he says he doesn't like the idea of like men choke me out for an hour does it have to be men do jiu-jitsu like any sort of progression i'm just going to go there and get choked for an hour i want him to watch me and nick
6:44 roll around very hard for two hours straight non-stop super sweaty choking each other out super manly we have we have a friend that we train with a training partner her name is justine she ████ me up she is like this little like very unassuming asian girl yeah she's not little dude she's bigger than me jiu jitsu is the one that eddie bravo does right yeah yeah is she okay you trained with her can you train with a girl i mean i don't know i think he like is not pro anyone else choking me oh it's because it's kind of a kink though it's not a sexual thing he knows it's not like it's not a sexual is it an actual kink of yours yes then i understand and that's a sexual thing that would place him that's everybody's though for sexual reasons i want to do jiu jitsu because it looks like i you get into those understand and suddenly your kink turns on you're like ████ that's a funny that's quote i don't want to do jiu jitsu for sexual reasons
7:35 i do i do i do exactly what nick does like nicki is super indigenous nikki's super into getting credit carded so but if i knew if i knew that she was going to go to a ████ place and get credit card the whole time i understand yeah if i knew that she was going to the bank today no way what bank does it when you sign up what the ████ what bank ████ thank you please swipe your cards for banking with us she loves it that's her favorite so yeah i always i always like to do that does she pretend like she's not into it when it happens like stop like the opposite reaction don't ever do that again [Laughter] oh that's it that was the perfect level dude i'm like oh it says hang on nope it says insert you know what i mean nowadays you gotta just keep the chip in yeah
8:36 where is it that's so funny so why don't you credit card to me anymore it's because we do tap now because we just use venmo time's changed double click on our phone about three minutes into this bit she's usually just like i'm a ████ person and i'm like oh yeah okay sorry sorry three minutes a long time ████ well she has a big ass so she doesn't always know when i'm playing with it yeah yeah not really oh okay do you world series of poker i haven't yet i haven't yet thank you for hearing me with that one there you go i enjoyed it what was that all right nick no no no no no i don't i forgot the whole guy the gator the guy died credit card again all right lesson here you guys started hating on frisbees it went to a whole different conversation start a
9:26 gator with a frisbee lesson here kids do not try to you do not try to ████ insert a credit card in the anus of a gator there it is where is the anus of a gator though do they have anuses don't know do they have anuses they gotta have something right lesson is play real sports play real sports play real sports don't admit on a youtube show that you like ultimate frisbee ultimate [Music] oh [Music]
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