0:00 it Bart's like Devil's Advocate maybe there's a new cell mate who wants to get his butt cheese I'll be Devil's Advocate maybe he doesn't know what time I'm on his side I'm on the side that's why the show has lasted so long we don't know time incredible analysis [Music] I got admit I kind of laughed when I read this one there's this dude who's going let me just show you this photo because we need some visual context every now and then we want visual contact thank you dude you're welcome my favorite here saving a whole Nick question I don't ask him anymore that's the same guy yeah same guy he's here to make any judgments why'd you turn up the brightness yeah dude I didn't need it to be
0:50 brighter I knew I saw it yeah I sound perfectly fine totally fine dude am I crazy yeah it's just me you know what it's kind of ████ up you did that actually yeah I don't know what you're trying to buy um I need to write an editor why did you spam the why did you spam the brightness you turn it up way too high yeah yeah it's a little too bright sweating Anthony broke his ████ brightness button it keeps going up dude it's pressing by itself all right this guy I don't know how to ████ pronounce his name I think it's Shina Kendrick where's he from Huffman uh he actually fled a central Mississippi Correctional Facility last year in August right oh
1:41 ████ got a seven year sentence and he was months away from completing any escaped all right he escaped we got a few months left he's 20 21 years old he broke into a Local's home and held people at gunpoint before he stole one of the hostages cars that's like another 20 30 you should have just done what was his original charge seven uh I don't know what the original charger but he he has seven years on but he was a couple months left done ████ oh ████ where to god dude one day the host is gonna take you outside and kick it till you're dead bite the curb dude just beat the ████ out of me I'm gonna jump you guys hey guys see you later great day today what are you doing by my car hey what's up Steve we should just add him to the spreadsheet so he can read it the day before [Laughter]
2:32 I'll do my own research yeah so this guy this guy holds a local you know people at gunpoint he takes their car and he crashes Ford Taurus yeah dude that's totally Capricorn energy dude are you sure this guy's a Capricorn you know he is exactly he crashes the car and he tries to flee on foot he's like well what shoes does he wearing Air Max 95 start making ████ up telling you you think he's like a size 34 waist what do you think he doesn't get too far if they would build blast pants yeah and then the police find him hiding in a bin at a Mississippi State Hospital in Whitfield two miles away from the prison so he's locked up again a couple hours later after his breakup breakout right and then he gets sentenced to another 40 years see I had
3:25 his back yeah bro just finish the time you can't do that bro you got a couple months dude it was aggravated assault was the first charge expected to be released this December that's insane that's so funny to go to jail for seven years and you go I have a plan to get out six and a half years ah if I have to play Devil's Advocate every night he was like I got time and I have to try to like empathize with him why he broke out with only a few months left it could be they got a new cell mate that's trying to be his ████ man daddy that's what I was thinking too and he's like oh tonight I'm gonna go bust up those chops and he's like I gotta get the ████ out of here it's probably getting bullied yeah you might have a new inmate but do you think he had like a little bit of you know
4:15 that space awareness be like all right I might only be this dude's ████ for a couple months it's not that bad I mean dude for six years he went unscathed he was nobody's ████ for six years yeah but they might they might transfer in the new guy all of a sudden we're like we'll do some damage that's what they do to you dude every single time right at the end of your sentence they that's the hardest part of their test they're like all right we're gonna put in a new cell mate who wants your ████ cheeks we need to make sure you never come back maybe he didn't know that he had a couple months left yeah maybe I feel like everyone's counting their days maybe he doesn't know time like months is like he doesn't remember being like a kid and be like 30 minutes and you're like oh no I don't even know like how long 30 minutes is but it felt a long time way I was like that's forever he's smart enough to escape prison but he doesn't know time yeah Bart's like Devil's
5:06 Advocate maybe there's a new cell mate who wants to ████ get his butt cheese I'll be Devil's Advocate maybe he doesn't know what time I'm on his side I'm on the side it is in no time that's why the show has lasted so long we don't know time incredible analysis there's definitely something that's happening in prison though that like makes a dude get out and just repeat a fan first thing he's out yep there's definitely some part of logic that isn't there well there's guys that find more Comfort there than on in the real world yeah or there's just like a there's definitely something that where they're not giving the sense of hope that you can be anything else other than what you are like I think I think real real life is made into real right I know sorry hanging into real I also think it's probably the entrepreneurial seminars they have in there yeah so if you're in there right and then you got another guy coming what you're coming
5:56 for oh dude I gotta ████ I'm making million dollars a month while I'm here when you're making million dollars a month while you're in here how do I get involved yeah so I feel like you're having like all these other entrepreneurs but like on the other side of the fence and they're all pitching each other's sick ass ████ ideas they probably can't wait to go do when they get out right you know exactly documentaries are you watching planet Earth no I had a co-worker that was like dude like when you when you have a you know sheet like when you have a record he goes you don't have many options for jobs like you get out and he's like you're like working in a meat factory whatever and then he was um what do you call it those job agencies where you just kind of sign up and then you're working along like doing random jobs like construction whatever right like a temp temp agency so we would get
6:46 guys from temp agencies to work in our warehouse and then he was telling me like yeah like when I was broke he goes I would just I would just go to jail I'm like what do you mean he goes I make way more money in jail than I do out here and then I was like so how do you make money he goes oh I just bring in drugs and sell drugs and then they take care of you so like I don't have bills so he's like if I can't pay my bills I can't do whatever I just need to reset he goes I just I just go in he goes I just you know maybe shoot some rounds in the air call the cops on myself and then like you know I'd be caught with a gun or whatever and he goes I know how much time I'm gonna do so I'll be like okay I'll be in there for maybe like a six months a year and then so during that time he goes like they feed you you don't have any bills to pay you're just selling drugs and then he's like you fill up your account and then you're out how does he get the drugs in yeah and
7:37 how does he feel up his account how about how does he his it's called a prison pie so one time yeah but also too it's like how how far does it have to go up where they check you and they don't see it I don't know man we have a buddy who's of all these questions that need to be answered obviously what size waist is this pants my my buddy who's a deputy sheriff said that one guy one time they were at the courts and then this guy was having his hearing and he kept like moving around and he goes man there's something in there and then and then they they booty searched them and a gun popped out like a revolver like he had a ████ gun in his butthole 38 huh yeah yeah beat the gun he's just really happy I'm surprised that thing didn't go off well the bullets were separate they put them up first like I hope so when I download
8:27 the clip but I never heard of something you know when guys talk so badass about these things but the whole time I just can't stop thinking about it's all in your butthole yeah but you had to prepare your butt and get your butt red nice and ready you know it's a very Macho discussion like I'm they're going to jail they're doing this but everyone avoids the whole process of it's going right up the ass yeah yeah they don't want to mention that it's not the Glamorous part it's not it's not you don't see that in the movies very much the butthole Parts the butthole part that's the true entrepreneurs the butthole smuggling there should be a documentary though made about a ████ revolver coming out of the guy's ass in court yeah I think that's pretty it's not bad they did it the cool way with Snoop Dogg and Training Day you know what Denzel makes him throw up and he throws up all those like balloons of cocaine or whatever but that's another way that people hide it too oh they just swallow it when the cops come it's like
9:18 when they mule it across the border too yeah it seems like a big it's better than having uh Snoop Dogg ████ take a diarrhea on the side of the sidewalk and seeing all kinds of cocaine come out remember the dude in Con Air the dude in Cony are on there on the thing where he like pulls out the ████ oil and ████ like that yeah it's better than coming out the other way no that would have been an epic version of the movie another way that they do it is through the guards and through the cops that seems like the most reliable yeah that way you can actually replenish your supply otherwise you just got it's a you're one and done I mean it seems like most ████ is through the actual establishment because everybody's ████ recording and streaming from jail I saw it that's pretty I saw a sad ass one I don't know what page I
10:09 followed but they show some crazy ████ I don't know what picture was like a lady with uh her her baby maybe like four four years old as her son and they're visiting like Dad in jail and then so they get to have one of those rooms you know and then so the this the dad was the inmate um is holding his son like this and he's just rocking and he's like talking to his wife and then you see it hit the dad like caress uh the son's face and then on like the third caress you pull something out of the sun's mouth and he puts in his pocket like the kid is the one that yeah I saw that one and I was like what the ████ you just never know did you guys follow the same pages and they and the prison got they found out immediately they saw it they were watching the whole thing it's ████ great I wouldn't have if I was like a prince I'm eating ████ Krispy Kremes and ████ like I would have missed it those guys got laser eyes there was there's another video of a prisoner
10:59 riding out the guard and he's recording the guard uh accepting stuff from like a visitor to give to the people whoa just like ratting out the actual guard rival drug dealer right mind mind your business dude yeah it's crazy it really is like it's a crazy operation dude yeah you know like the meth not even once campaign it is kind of like jail it's like if you ████ go the first time that's way ████ bad like yeah you're probably gonna now you're gonna pick up some bad habits you're gonna be in that culture and you might be worse off like statistically like because you're just entering a different world now yeah that's why when you see people that get out and they're better people it's like how the ████ did you do that yeah because there's so many challenges that you usually read a bunch yeah that mean that's what herc did yeah they just read a ton and they're like I just stayed by myself and I just did that well also Hurricane's a ████ Hulk so you're not
11:50 gonna ████ with him anyway so it's like yeah and he was in Federal which is a different caliber of criminal which is um they're more sophisticated and and intelligent in the way that they do things or they're just hardcore versus like County jail and all that they're they're they're more like yeah can you turn the brightness on your screen [Music] foreign
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