0:00 Who are the hottest Asian skanks in the world? >> [laughter] >> Like starting from our childhood or the ones we know now? >> No, we got to go now. >> top of your head. Just whoever you got. >> Sung Hi Lee, dude. >> Sung Hi Lee is all-time legendary ████ five-ring winning champion. >> would Sung Hi Lee I wouldn't even call her a skank. >> Do we have modern references cuz we're dating like 20 years back in the day? >> We have to even if we don't think they're attractive, we have to assume these are the probably top-listed people right now. >> Oh, okay. I got one for modern day. I think Eileen Gu. >> Oh. >> The skater? >> Yeah. >> No, she's the skier, right? >> Oh yeah, the skier. Yeah, skier, skier, skier. >> Are you attracted to her? >> Yeah, I think she's pretty. >> Okay. >> I think she looks like she's going to go to HR and complain about you saying that a little bit. She has those non-blinky
0:50 eye vibes. >> like she always gets straight A's, but she'll ████ the ████ out OF YOU. >> YEAH. >> [laughter] >> YEAH. >> That's a good skank. >> That's pretty good. That's pretty good. >> We all know like the girl that went to like Arcadia High, gets straight A's, ████ always like but she's got so much tension cuz she has so much ████ pressure. >> So she classifies as skank though? >> I don't think she's a skank. >> It's just a normal clean on the streets. >> Asian chicks we know? >> Clean on the streets, freaking in the sheets vibes. >> No, he's he's specifically saying skanks like trashy hot. >> I don't know skanks. >> Is that the what's-her-face? >> That's Eileen Gu still. >> That's the same girl. >> Oh, I thought you were pulling up Macaulay Culkin's wife. What's her name? >> The first one. >> Oh, Brenda Song? >> Brenda Song is not a skank. >> That's not a skank. >> I thought he was pulling up Brenda Song. That looked like her first >> Oh yeah, Brenda Song is for sure a skank. >> That's crazy. What do you How is she a skank?
1:40 >> How isn't she? >> She's just a married and >> You don't think this is an absolute ████ right here? >> Let me see. >> She's never even had a ████ >> Oh, absolute ████ >> Absolute skank, dude. Level 10, bro. That's a ████ missile right there. >> We don't have like a what like a Jersey Shore kind of Asian skank? >> No, ABGs just don't go mainstream. >> Yeah. They're just They're more like street legends. >> Unless they're like Unless you're like talking about not A-list like if you're talking about like just so >> Just anybody. >> You know just any >> You know who kind of fine actually especially when you hang out with her. I forget her name. She was the Asian chick that was on The View. >> Oh, yeah. >> Kimora Lee Simmons? >> Huh? No. Uh I know who you're talking about. Her mom's famous too, right? Cuz her mom Her mom does content. That lady? >> I don't remember what you >> Something Something Mai maybe? >> You're not talking about Jeannie Mai. >> Jeannie Mai? I thought she was on The Talk. Or I don't know. I don't know.
2:31 >> Oh wait, Lisa I think you're talking about Lisa Ling who we know kind of >> No, no, no, no, no, no. >> Jeannie Mai. >> Oh, Jeannie Mai. >> J E A >> I got it. I got it. >> Dude, you picked the wrong topic. You got to look ████ up. >> I know, right? Hey, I made pretty quick to the trigger. >> He's the one that brought up the topic. >> That's what I'm saying. >> I'm being quick today. >> You agree? You think Jeannie Mai kind of fly? >> I forgot. I got to get refreshed with my I got you. I got you. >> I think it's a aura thing, too. >> Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a aura. It's how she carries herself. >> Yeah, it's She's a great hostess, yeah. >> Yeah, she carries like some skankness. >> What What do you think level What level skank is she for you? >> You got to be around her for it to like get there, though. >> Is it? >> I think so. I don't think you're off bat like, "Oh, she's super fine." >> Are you kind of flexing right now a little bit? >> What do you mean by skankness? >> You mean the way that you do every single time you name drop when you talk about your >> he's talking about like Snooki. >> Yeah, exactly. >> Like sex appeal? >> Like trashy sexy. >> Which scripts Anthony? There's quite a few. I don't remember. >> I don't remember either. That's the
3:21 point. >> [laughter] >> Do you Would you classify Disha Patani in this same thing or no? >> Do you consider Indians Asian in the same way that most people do? >> she's a dirty little skank. >> That's crazy, [laughter] yo. >> See, Bart's Bart's playing. >> Hey, I like that. I like that playing. >> This fool sitting on his hands basically, too. >> I'm saying. >> That fool wants to numb it so he could jack it off later. >> Who's the one chick in Hangover again? She was like a Real World chick before. The Korean chick. >> Mhm. >> You know who I'm talking about? >> Jamie Chung. >> In Hangover. >> Hangover 4 or 3 or whatever, the last one where they end up going to Thailand or something. >> about just gangster just super fine? >> Just hot Asian chicks. I don't know. Skanks. >> [laughter] >> I don't know no skanks, man. >> saying no skanks. You keep saying skanks. [laughter] >> ████ She's not full, but Olivia Munn.
4:11 >> Oh, yes. She's >> She's not full Asian? >> No, but she's a skank, though. >> She's a gamer skank, too. >> She's a full skank. >> She's [laughter] a skank. >> I feel like she's up there. >> She's full skank. >> Fullest skank. >> This If you want to know the reason why we're never invited to Gold House, here's one of them. >> [laughter] >> Well, that People that don't watch JK just straight up think >> Yeah, should we put this on Patreon? >> Trying to go to Gold House. >> Straight up what they what? >> No, let's look at Olivia skank. >> We're just real people with real opinions. [laughter] Real news, real opinions right now. >> Yep, that's a skank right there. >> How do you have such a nice [laughter] swimsuit? >> That's a skank. >> Right? Oh, yeah. >> boys >> Can you look at the Hangover 4 chick? I forgot her name. ████ >> She's Kore >> Yeah, she was in Real World. That's how she blew up first at first. >> Asian guy? >> No, Asian girl. We're talking about
5:01 skanks, not skunks. >> [laughter] >> No skunks. My bad, my bad. Oh, yes. You're talking about the wife, right? She's like one of the guys' wives or something. >> Yeah, we'll talk about skunks in the next one. >> Keys, dude. Skanky level ████ 10 for sure on this one. Really? Yeah, dude. She's got a little She's a little piece ass, this one. >> Who's another Asian right now? I know I know a lot of like athletes like NBA players hella like Sunisa Lee. >> Her. Remember what's her name? >> Mhm. >> Jamie something. >> Oh, Jamie Chung. Jamie Chung. >> Jamie Chung. >> Jamie Chung is like a She's not a skank. Wait, how isn't she a skank? >> Explain. >> She's never had a skanky role. >> I know, but we're just I mean neither is ████ Stanford grad Eileen whatever, but we're just naming ████ skanks. >> but Eileen looked like a freak in the sheets. >> I lean good as a ski skank.
5:53 >> You can't spell ski without skank. >> I don't know what you guys are talking about. >> Dude, hey, she's fine as ████ >> 100%. >> Jamie Chung's dope. >> Yeah, she's tight. >> Skankalicious. >> [laughter] >> Two hands. ████ I'll throw the foot. >> Two hands and a foot? Let's go, boy. >> Skankalicious. Who else is skankalicious? I'm trying to rack my >> What about uh what about um Doritos commercial ████ >> Doritos commercial? >> Asian though? I thought it was >> Isn't she Asian? >> Who's that? >> Tia Carrera or whatever the ████ name is. >> Oh, Tia Carrera. >> She's Doritos? >> Wasn't she Doritos? >> I don't know. That's not what she's known for. >> She's OG skank. >> She's known from Wayne's World. >> That's the thing you name her from? Doritos commercial? >> She was so hot in that commercial I can't even handle it. >> Wayne's World and um Relic Hunter. >> her a lot. >> High School High. >> Yo. >> She was like the girl that everyone dreamed of. >> Everybody, dude.
6:43 Holy ████ >> [laughter] >> ████ nuclear missile right there, dude. >> It even looks like the photos you pick are like old JPEGs from the '90s. As old as your computer can handle. >> Yeah. >> Do we pull up Sung Hi Lee yet? >> The first one, but he pulled up a He pulled up like the worst photo. >> I've been killing it. >> Cuz we got to pay respects. >> Never Kelly Hu? >> Oh. >> She was one of the ultimate skanks, too. >> [laughter] >> Look at this ████ skank. >> Jesus. >> Dude, you can Wayne's World? >> You can pull her up right now, dude. >> Oh, I know. >> Did She did a like a live band show where she's singing I forgot what song she's singing, but she's almost reprising her Wayne's World character. And they put it on YouTube and she sounds great and looks great. >> Wow. >> Hey, you remember how we went to Pinky Ring
7:33 You didn't go, but Arismendez had blah blah blah. Kelly Hu had a table there that night. >> in Does she live in Vegas? >> I have no idea. >> like I I'm seeing her around a lot. >> Does she, really? In Vegas? Wow. She looks older now, though. Does she have like gray >> Yeah, she Yeah, she looks great, though. >> She still look good for her age, but >> Yeah. >> You're still like, I nutted on you somehow. >> You nutted You jacked off to her? >> Which material? >> Probably like a freeze-frame from The Scorpion King or some ████ What's up, dog? >> [laughter] >> She Dude, Scorpion King Kelly Hu was freaking top top level. >> Look at this thermonuclear ████ missile right here, dude. >> What is that? >> Jesus. >> Really, bro? You're a piece of ████ [laughter] dude. >> That's a cruise missile, my dog. >> All right. >> [laughter] >> All right. >> Oh, you're waking up in this one.
8:23 >> Okay. >> You're waking up. >> Let me drink some of my water. >> [laughter] >> Great, dude. >> Cruise missile, dude. >> And what haircut does Anthony have right now? >> I'm going to make a whole ████ Nikki website fan page right now, ████ >> You're not going to do it. You're not going to do it. You're going to vibe code it. You know he has the ability >> You're going to vibe code. >> Dude, that's not That's going to affect your SEO. >> I'm going off, brother. >> He has the ability to make some crazy ████ >> Can you scroll up to his haircut? I want to see which era this is. >> This is better hair than I've ever had era, as usual. >> Jesus Christ. This guy doesn't know how to use a mouse. >> What the hell? It's the second screen. It's the second screen. I cannot believe you are this bad at computers, dude. >> What? Shut the ████ up. >> hell? >> This ████ is crazy, bro. >> He lost [laughter] his HE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE THE CRUISER IS. OH, there it is. >> Okay. >> Oh, is that now? >> That's your cut hair now, right?
9:13 >> It looks good. All right, looks good. Looks good. >> Jesus. Why are we Why are we looking at him, though? >> [laughter] >> I'm going to start fantasizing on this. I'm going to take notes for my website right now. >> [laughter] >> You're ████ bro. And you know what the crazy thing is? I know he's so petty, I might as well do it. >> [laughter] >> Just do it. >> Give me something else to jack it to for for my wife, dude. I'm I'm in. >> It'll just be the >> You're just going to play into my own vanity with this. >> It'll be the Anthony X Nikki website. >> [laughter] >> What? You burn yourself in the process? >> You're going to take yourself down in the flames? >> I will ████ die just knowing that you're coming down with me, brother. >> Dude, he's going to kamikaze this ████ >> You know who else is a big old skank? The the the chick from uh uh Once Upon a Time in Chi- uh Chi- uh What was the movie we were just talking about? >> Big Big Trouble in Little China. >> Big Trouble in Little China. >> You talking about the girl they're trying to rescue? Yeah, the one that's
10:05 just floating. >> Yeah, the model chick. >> She's a big old ████ skank. >> [laughter] >> She was actually just like a model. She wasn't even an actress, right? >> What's her name? >> Type in Big Trouble in Little China. >> I got her. I'm just trying to find the best picture of her. It's not the best picture of her. >> Uh it will it'll just probably be a still from the movie. >> It is. It's whatever. >> Just so you know, just so you know, green leafy >> She looks white, bro. >> No, but she's Asian, though. >> It's available. >> Or half or half >> She's like something. I don't know I don't know if how you >> looks like a white girl, brunette white girl. Like she's even got blue eyes. >> She looks like a James Bond chick. >> Yeah, that's not Asian. >> No, but I think yeah, Google her. >> It's just like an Asian outfit. >> I think she's Asian. >> Or she's like she's My cu- >> My culture is not your pa- >> Kazakh or Russian? >> I think she's half. >> She looks full white to me. >> If she's Asian, yeah, we'll add her to the list. ████ it, dude. >> We got to claim them. >> No, she is Asian, I think. >> That's what I'm saying.
10:56 >> Yeah, it's the same one. >> Same one. Her name is Meow Yin or whatever. >> Are you sure that's her real name? >> M I A O Y I N, yes. >> That might That's her >> Meow Yin? >> [laughter] >> You ████ made that up. >> That's the movie That's the movie name. >> Oh, I DON'T ████ KNOW. >> [laughter] >> THAT'S HER movie name, probably. In the character. >> I'm looking it up. >> I think she like maybe if I remember >> This is the '90s. They still put white people in like wigs and ████ and made them Asian. >> I feel like she may have lived in Asia and worked in Asia. >> Suzy Pai, isn't it? >> She look at She looks Asian. >> She's for sure Asian. >> What's her ethnicity? What like I want >> Damn, you guys try to take it away from her, too. >> No, I knew I called her a skank from the start. >> It's like a mixture, though. >> No, Joe's been trying to take her Asian title away the whole time. >> She's 100% not 100%. >> Well, yeah, but he calls her a white skank. I wasn't her Asian skank. >> She's Chinese. >> Yeah, Chinese.
11:46 >> She ain't Chinese. >> Part Chinese, part French. >> Ah, she's Oh, you know you know who we're not throwing in the mix that is like the worldwide does? It's like people like ████ Blackpink. Like Lisa and ████ like that. >> a big old skank. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, dude, you really trying to >> He's the one saying >> No, you know that's >> Should we call this video uh the chick from Blackpink is a skank? >> We're doing it for the prompt, aren't we? >> [laughter] >> It's crazy. >> Talk about your all-time no upside to this at [laughter] all. Just only negatives can come from this. >> I mean, by the way, all of them would, for sure, right? Like all of them. >> I thought I thought there was like seven of them. >> Pile them high and deep. >> That's the modern-day skank. >> of Beanie. >> Is there four of or seven? >> There's four. >> Blackpink girls skank. >> Okay. Four skanks. >> Yeah, those are all of them. You can you count? >> One, two, three, four. >> There you go. >> [laughter]
12:36 >> All right, who do you guys think is the biggest Asian skank? Let us know in the comments.
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