0:00 what if you pulled it and just went he's like if I gag I gotta give you 25 bucks [Music] welcome back to another amazing episode of the careful boys wow I like that Order in the Court ordering the court everybody we got a knife it's loud by the way that is loud it is like you don't like it we're supposed to have a platform but then I lost it a platform for this yeah well we got tables yeah we need a platform for it that being said is that the problem oh that's way better I'll kind of muted a bit all right Mr gambini you can hear a lot of boops because he had a lot of beats a lot of
0:50 boops we make noise okay next door we make noise that's what we do that's that's our job my dad did it my his dad did it that's what I did when the DJ says Make Some Noise they talk about me let's talk about my industry uh context we're talking about our neighbors other than that let's talk about our physical ailments that we may have experienced in our past present or whatever so probably the only reason I'm not a weed head like some people in this room hey we don't do as much things that you think that we do that's a fact did you ever have a dream we don't do the things that you're thinking it's just the image the most boring people that have ever moved to LA probably is our group but yeah I'm sorry um to Las Vegas because like Vegas is no you know the city of sin and all ████ and it's like before it's like I'm going to bed at 7 30. and like Joe's like I
1:42 don't do any I don't drink and I don't ████ smoke uh pretty much you guys fit right in but no I I smoke like a ████ because um like we were talking about before I had whooping cough when I was a teenager explain to the people that weren't born during the Great Depression what whooping cough is right so it's like um it's well you can look it up um do you get it from another person oh my god um we're in a digital age no yeah you get it from a different person and it spreads like crazy like it's actually really really contagious and um it's it can kill like babies evenly yeah I remember reading about that yeah go ahead Anthony whooping cough may begin like a common cold but unlike a cold the coughing can last for weeks or months symptoms of whooping cough usually develop within five to ten days after you come into contact with the bacteria that cause it sometimes symptoms do not develop for as long as three weeks whoa so I had it so bad that it did damage to
2:33 my lungs so like to this day I can't inhale certain things like like cigarettes or wheat blade I can't do it it'll ████ off like a ████ and um but you know my one of my favorite comedic crutches is my Wheezy laugh which I use for hacky humor and then the reason why I start hacking after that is because I had whipping coughs like my lungs were ████ with but then like it yeah it sounds rough eventually but that's why so yeah um but yeah it sucked because um coming out of that like I had whooping cough and then like I was doing improv at the time and we would always laugh like because we're doing improv and we would all break on stage and all kinds of hacky stupid ████ that you shouldn't do because you're Pros but you do because you know you see your guy next to you you respect so much and he's laughing and you ████ bow stuff and then you guys are Wheezy laughing and probably the audience doesn't even care and
3:23 probably hates you for it yeah they want to leave and they're like ████ looking at their watches like with they're looking at their watch and their ████ pocket watch and like they're ████ they got like seven watches they're looking at while you guys are like making to the laugh on stage good for you you suck um but trauma there huh but the coughing was crazy during that like because I would cough and people would think I was sick and I wasn't I was sick like months and months ago but oh yeah so so laughing too much would do that to me so laughing is my curse please don't make me laugh if if it's medically it brings it back yeah really medically my how did you know that it was whooping cough did you go to the hospital yeah I was diagnosed with it I wonder did you ever find out who gave it to you yeah it was my uh improv Mentor at the time oh ████ no way you actually know yeah wow because he was dying laughing is his curse too it's not
4:14 just bronchitis you want to go in for a re-diagnosis at this age so I had some major bronchitis in 2019 right before lockdown in February right and I remember the news talking about covid and stuff the Corona and then I asked at the Urgent Care I'm like oh I just had this crazy session like I have to get pills and all that and they're like no that just sounds like a bad case of bronchitis it's probably not covered so I had that too because we both got it from the same launch party but um it was different than whooping cough because whooping cough I couldn't breathe in a certain amount without coughing but with this one it was completely different as far as like I was just coughing off cough like it had nothing to do with like breathing in and then coughing can you do scuba I'm a certified scuba diver so yeah that wasn't a problem having going to get the
5:05 certification no no never was a problem my loan capacity is actually pretty good it's just that there was damage done so a certain amount of whatever you just can't get through you shouldn't put toxins in your lungs basically just not you just can't get through a whole Rodney Dangerfield movie I'll die so there's no way to heal your lungs from that like eating bananas I think your God God can do that yeah right yeah my thoughts and prayer it out of me maybe we'll give you some thoughts and prayers you ever tried Wim Hof no what is that again that is what I do when I was doing cold training and breathing exercises to hold my breath there's like a lot of people that had like lung issues and like just different health issues that when they did that technique it helped them out really no ████ you should like YouTube just like an intro Wim hofting and try to just uh experience it one time you basically hyperventilating we should do it together but do it gonna be cold for
5:55 long no no no it's not even close enough just to breathing you could like just lay down in a comfortable spot yeah you breathe in a certain way like you uh inhale strongly through your mouth starting from your gut by pushing your stomach out and all the way until you feel air going to your head the second inhale as much as you can up to there you exhale as if you don't care so it's like and you just keep doing it okay like 15 30 times something and then on the last one you hold your breath and no ████ you can hold it for like over two minutes I can already do that though ████ do it right now no no see two minutes of interesting but like just doing that even from an intro level doing that over and over it like oxygenates like the rest of your body you feel like tingling in different places and stuff and it actually does help you with the cold training ████ works I know that because like anytime I do a cold shower I'm like whoa I'm like ████ awake and my fingertips yeah I
6:46 love doing that I think that s███'s real I'm too ████ to do it but when I do it it's great I know I hate being cold for long but I'm like oh this is good in the morning is hard I only enjoy cold showers on hot days yeah it's already after a workout yeah I'm a big tough guy when it's hot and it's like yeah the worst thing when you wake up and you're already cold and then you get out of your warm blankets and then you're like let's go anybody else physical ailments I grew up with so many things that my parents thought that I was gonna not survive they bet against you I had like do you tell stomach issues I had pneumonia once I was hospitalized multiple times I was allergic to everything as soon as I was born um they found out like a little bit later when I started eating solids like when I was eating rice I had all like this crazy breakout and then they took me to the hospital and they're like yeah
7:37 he can't eat rice he can't eat milk so basically I grew up paleo before what paleo was wow just meat and veggies and then slowly I was able to introduce grains like I couldn't eat egg like I well I could eat yolk I can't eat the white whoa yeah I couldn't eat cereals I couldn't eat a lot of stuff or else I break out like crazy and then feel sick like eczema yeah like my Eczema was bad it's it's head to toe and it's genetic too because my one of my other nephews has the same thing and then um yeah I just I was always getting sick too like going to the hospital for different reasons never broke a bone but it was always like intestine issues stomach issue or like some kind of you know lung bronchitis whatever every year and then I just stopped getting sick like around the times I started doing a lot of drugs
8:27 like I became like homeless immune like I'd be sleeping three hours a night or whatever eating whatever people gave me with my friends and just out and about whatever people get yeah literally like I would just be crashing at my friend's house for like a while just eating their food and then we go to the next house and then so like the goal of the day was how high can we get like that was probably most of my high school and then around that time like I would get like the flu and I'm like coughing vomiting and then they're like let's go Rave and I'm like ████ yeah so we go to like Master Dome and ████ get rolled like we're just popping E pills while I'm like when I have a fever I'm out here doing a NordicTrack dancing my ████ fever away the next day I'm fine I wake up and I'm not vomiting anymore I don't have any like fever do you think it was the thing that's like hey dude if
9:18 you go to this event you're gonna get the flu every time because Joe's is there it's like everyone just knows you're gonna get the flu but it's great it's great you know Joe comes back he's like I'm fine everybody has some flu now what's wrong with you guys Master them Master Dome it used to be this the wrist area and um Riverside you know what's ████ crazy right so you know Event Photography yeah like they would go out and take pictures of the Raves and whatever and I was curious one day and there are photos of me at like yeah I was here 13 years old rolling with my friends like on ecstasy at there's yeah it's on the forums out there wow yeah 13. yeah but but I think that was the time when I stopped being sick all the time and then like all into being an adult now like I don't know I'm
10:10 never sick and then like nothing affects me I had kova and it just I just lost taste and that was it same yeah maybe I just been so sick that I have I'm like a doctor with all this disease in me already like I'm immune because you have cultures of different yeah well the first time when you and me had meme covet when everyone said we didn't have kovid yet because it's not con that was 2019. that was brutal but that was actually confirmed later to be the first wave of covid which we had which was brutal but then the part where everyone's like you had accepted covid okay that's fine you can say you had coveted here that was a piece of cake yeah that the December one that we had in was it 2020 easy mode I just lost taste that was it easiest ████ ever I didn't even know and I it's a negative too I had worse date I had worse nice doing Improv doing a bad show
11:00 that was crazy yeah I had a thing uh in 20 I want to say like 2010 or 2009 or something like that um I started developing these like uh what were called body abscesses just like on the sides it's like a giant pimple but it wouldn't be like a shallow one it would like uh just flare up or get infected so to speak right and in one case too like boils kind of ████ in one case I got on my elbow it's right here as you can see um I went to three different like doctors including like skin people and stuff like that and then people kept on saying like oh we don't know what it is but it must be like an immunodeficiency or something like that so they give me like all these like random uh you know suggestions for lifestyle changes I entered a phase where I didn't drink I didn't smoke uh for like eight months I
11:53 slept I made sure I had to sleep for eight hours I showered twice a day I like didn't do a bunch of different things um but I would just like get them and uh one time uh when I got it on my elbow I went to Vegas and I was partying stuff because I was like ████ it you don't know what this is anymore um being stupid as it was and it got super infected to the point where this little thing grew here and then it went all the way literally from here it went all the way to my four uh like my wrist area and it was just and I couldn't bend my arm damn so I finally go to urgent care it was my first time I've never been to like a hospital I never had to go through surgery I never broke a bone or anything this is right I came back oh I go to urgent care and then they basically have to uh cut it open and then the doctor and the nurse are just squeezing yeah I wish I could watch it too could
12:43 you smell it uh I don't fully recall white pus not really actually yeah just like plasma and pus right and it was so much that it's one of those things that I never ████ understood this experience before after they fully squeeze it out they take like this almost like a um almost like a clown's balloon that's like hella long and thin and they they shove it in they just keep on pushing it in like this like little ████ rubber thing I'm like what is that they're like it's the collect uh the plasma plus that you're gonna keep creating and then you got to come back in like a week or whatever we'll pull it out oh I was like okay so we shoved this like whole thing in there oh it's like a vacuum bag gauze it up yeah why do they need to do that like don't you naturally create that to like protect like I think when it's
13:33 infected like like I'm almost over creating it and it's like to combat it all right right and then I had to go back a week later or whatever they cut it they pulled the whole end I remember when they were pulling it out to what a sensation to just have like a plus full balloon I've been there slowly being really different part of my body out of my penis not kidding no way when I had kidney stones I don't want to take it from here oh yeah yeah I can't wait to get to the story yeah so they just pull it out no that sensation though is ████ yeah it was what would you compare it to because I'm sure there's nothing you could really compare it to though but oh my God best guess um you ever uh eat spaghetti and laugh and sneeze and then oh ████ wow that's really good that's actually better than I could ever yeah it's just such a weird obstruction and
14:25 it's just like uh it just lasts so long it's just a feeling like what the ████ yeah that's when I had my kidney stones right they had to blast it out with a laser very quick and then um they blasted with the laser but then they put a stent in me to collect a stent is like it's gonna it's a little um plastic container that's gonna collect all the particulates so that there's not going to be more mineral buildup fragments no fragments because they blew it up but they didn't get out all of it oh okay so there might be more fragments and then this will collect them so that they can in your in my bladder side of my body right so they cut you up and they stick that in yeah so that doesn't redeposit yes and then they have the so the scent is there to re to collect all that stuff that will go through my urethra eventually but it won't make it there because this is in the way and then um there was a string coming out of my dick for like four days
15:15 where um and it was and I I stringy dick because I had to I had to think wow so you look like a candle it's not a string it's not a string so it's like a tampon yeah no it was like a candle exactly it's like but you're so you're like a little Wick it would dude it was ████ wild because I got out of surgery and then like this is part of my body now it's like weird but then days later I I just go in for like they're like hey we're gonna remove the scent today and then you're just thinking like okay well I just went in for surgery it was like ████ crazy they had to put me under all this stuff and then like okay hey um Mr Green stent removal awesome come with me and then I go in there and then I'm in there with them and the doctor's like who wants to take down your pants somebody cool take another pants and he's like he's like yeah so um anyway and he grabs the string and he just ████ Yanks it out of me and I and
16:06 he's just pulling and pulling and this thing's like long guys [Music] no we got any noodle out of the nose and I it was like it was like this it was like I was like ah and I was like uh but I you know I didn't take it like a ████ I was like [Music] and I grabbed the guy's shoulder like that so he had your shoulder you had his shoulder yeah yeah and it was just like a little bit like that and then it was and then it was done but then I saw this ████ thing flapping out of my body it was like what the ████ what what did they do to me what if he pulled it and just went if I gag I gotta give you 25 bucks I'd be like don't waste it don't you ████ waste that what's wrong with ████ I'd say swallow it ████ face you'd be like doctor what the ████ the best part is the sound
16:57 he's gonna love these best part of my day come back next time that's ████ wild so you guys are just the pillars of perfect health or what no not at all I have endometriosis what is that so that's a that's a tough one it's yeah it's rough so I struggle with that but the last five to six months have been progressively better because I've been doing my own research and biohacking uh but basically it's where tissue goes on the outside of your uterus or various areas and cysts form and sometimes they rupture and so when I have my internal cysts yes so when I have my menstrual cycle this is when this happens and the pain is yeah
17:48 the pain is the pain is it's not too bad I got you it's not too bad it's not too bad it's not too bad it's not it's no stringy dick but it's uh you know it's not too bad is that the same thing as ovarian cyst um there are different categories but similar oh ████ but it's it's so bad that sometimes when a cyst ruptures I'll pass out whoa what the ████ yeah this is actually yesterday guys you passed out yesterday um yeah what do you mean like is anyone like if you're alone you just pass out and you get back up and you're like so the pain is is so heavy that your body goes into shock and you end up throwing up and then to the point where you have nothing left in your system and then
18:38 you're in so much shock that you pass out and the pain is that heavy that you wake yourself back up into it cycle that is torture for like a good for me particularly it's like 36 hours straight just in bed and just like just trying to make who's taking care of you yeah um myself what the ████ dude you should have someone nearby right yeah oh my God if only you had somebody out there that could save you oh God you're gonna her inbox is already full I love you you need a man who doesn't have too many muscles because you don't need all that that's just vain right yeah that's all like your own personal vanity and ████ I have I have people that take care of it there's no treatment for it
19:28 um no there is no cure and any doctor that I ever go to is like oh it's just really bad cramps oh um I'm like first off ████ you uh oh wow their their solution is to take birth control I've heard of that it's like it's not a solution yeah everyone's on birth control when they have ovarian sister it's it's a Band-Aid yeah does it help or it doesn't do ████ well because the the point of taking birth control uh is to stop your menstrual cycle so if you don't have your menstrual cycle then don't go into the situation I see but the majority of people who end up taking birth control over a long period of time they they have a worse situation after they get off yeah there's like fertility issues fertility there's a bunch of complications there's like this whole movie not a solution
20:18 um are you trying to have a baby because I think a lot of people might want to help you with that [Laughter] we'll find you a shooter somebody people are going to help you they're really good they're really very huge male fan base yeah look almost too big and that means you have not not big but height it's like this interrupts my life a lot the last five six months have been a lot better yeah just because I feel like I've gone through my own medical school just to find a solution for this yeah and that's what usually happens and biohacking with food and exercise during certain times of the day and throughout the month changes that however um I remember being on set and I'm filming and I get it oh nobody and
21:10 that's that's the problem it's like there's nobody that can cover me it's a 15-hour day um what do you do yeah I just sucked it up holy ████ that's crazy so like I'm like shaking like probably gonna just like let's go let's get this ████ shot what's the rate what's the rate of occurrence nowadays for when that happens like on average so far so the pain level nowadays like like four it was like it was 11 out of 10. and I have a pretty high pain tolerance yeah it's pretty bad um now I would say it varies between like yesterday the last day and a half was like six seven oh ████ wow so you really did biohack it down a little bit yeah and it's like every every menstrual cycle
22:01 every month every month I'm playing and is so sweet during her period what's everybody else's yeah let's go what's your excuse me I'm so grateful for the fact that I can you're alive walk wow and just eat or just drink water again like I'm just so grateful for that that I'm just like I'm in a great mood dude I wish my wife could suck it up like you tell me about this video tell me about it brother you know what Colleen has to go through yeah yeah guess what our friends she biohacked it herself yeah yeah somebody else and it was a woman who also went through that so she gave you some tips so I read her book and I was like oh ████ like I've even done like um
22:51 these uh neurostimulators too to like oh block the pain receptors from going to your brain I've done so many things wow oh my gosh I like the idea of using her as an example next time someone's b███████ and be like you have an idea Colleen's got mesothelioma did you say the wrong ████ she's got juice she's got Muzzy I know she does she told me she's got syphilis okay that one may not know all right thank you so much [Music] foreign [Music]
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