0:00 [Music] we got a guy who's uh on death row he's going to receive lethal injection yay they ask him if he wants his last meal he says no I'm good what w and then they go do you have any last words what's your final statement I fart it he goes he goes can I get that last meal actually here's a hint here's a hint it's four words whoa pay me you pay me what the that's a good one ████ you pay me actually I'm so hungry didn't do it he he does I didn't do it he does maintain that he's innocent of this crime yeah I got to say something
0:51 what he records it as four words it really is not anything that crazy it's just it's it's pretty like cool really he just says justice has been served Wow gay and I'll tell you why your last words guy yeah make it more entertaining make it more ████ the system not he got me bam why would do if he's claiming not- guilty if he's claiming not guilty then why is he saying Justin has irony oh it's like he's trying to be ironic you guys serve Justice how does it work aren't you guys Happy he he says his words and then they inject them or they inject them and then he says it on his way on his way to the uh to the chamber I think I think then he may
1:41 not like get to his final St May that like last two seconds I it's like like you know what I mean yeah that's more dramatic I think that I would have been like the person who did it was what the ████ give us some adrenaline you'll never find my other crime [Laughter] guys think we can reverse it though once it's in I don't know you can do the adrenaline I've seen that people some people have like oddly survived it randomly and they had to do it again it's like just not working on the chair and and different things like for some reason there's times when people they get the uh Dan sentence and then they survive it and then they go like well yeah you served life already and then they let them go they let them go yeah they let cuz they're like you died already and then you got recess a
2:32 real thing that happened so you get a new birth certificate you are now zero years old again well they serve their death sentence that's pretty crazy technically yeah I guess came back to techical way you you did die you came back to life well I mean they'll still be in jail but you came back to life oh okay so they don't let them go go and now you're free oh my damn what the that's wild so this dude uh he um he was he was found guilty of double murder he a double murder like like two murders two murders oh it's not like when you kill the person twice one person twice you know what I think that's what it is I don't know if that's double murder I don't know if that's what it is is it double murder like if like let's say she's pregnant double murder no I think of it as like a double espresso so you kill the same person two times cuz you get manslaughter and you get like another
3:23 crime how you do that well easy I'll tell you how okay maybe you shoot him in the head right and then and they're shot in the head yeah stay with me and then you take them to your house and then you chop them up oh wow and maybe that's double oh or you shoot them you bring them back to life and you shoot them again I like that one oh like you wait like you you wait for the EM you wait for the EM to do the freaking it's like this okay so you're driving and then a guy is standing in the middle of street and you hit him and it's an accident right so boom that's Mass Slaughter that's an accidental murder and then you go outside and you go ah well I better finish it and you just shoot him in the head oh maybe that's murder it just means double murder literally just means two two Murders At in the same period of
4:13 time so two people no so it's two people two people one bullet maybe oh maybe if you kill twins that's double okay then what they should call that they got to call that a double double Chee then we all understand double double double murder I don't know what the ████ that is if I'm in the jury I'm GNA be like yeah ████ that guy I know what double double means Fu up so he he started by he killed this one lady who he thinks ratted out his location to the cops he went over to her house and shot her and then um the later on that day later on that day he went to the uh A&Z Food Mart which I guess is a liquor store and the clerk there he believes disrespected his gang during a newspaper interiew man he's full of he's just getting all these Revenge shots so he shot her nine times
5:04 and then doused her with lighter fluid and set her on fire wa yeah so he was found guilty there was no other like I like how he's like I didn't do it he's on video and he's ████ crack not only not only does he say this is his quote he goes I didn't commit these crimes I didn't kill these people I was high on drugs I don't even remember getting arrested he's like it wasn't me it was my spirit so they deemed him as being just like it was the monster inside me intellectually disabled that's what they're they're saying that he's like the reason his like self testimoni and stuff doesn't make sense is cuz he's too dumb basically or he too high yeah still your honor is it a crime to be the stupid what if that was his testimony goes now I know on the footage you see there is a man that looks like me that killed all these people but that day it
5:54 wasn't me cuz I was hot as ████ oh yeah baby I was in the the sky the ones that are tough to me is that when they uh there're they're going to go inside to get killed right uh they had their meal and then they ████ get a phone call and they're like oh you're actually the judge sentenced you for another like two more years like you're going to get killed in another two years oh yeah when they keep pushing it when they keep pushing it cuz the judge was like the lawyers over there fighting it in the court and like an appeal appeal and then they appealed and they had an extra 2 years and the guy like ████ and I'm like at that point it's like you want to live that's what I'm saying it's like it's brutal unless you're innocent you're like yes keep prolonging it and maybe you'll find some ████ what they can get me but then I I was looking at a thing cuz it it's you know like that's most people who are against the death penalty
6:44 it's because they're afraid that an innocent person will put to death but also all it says like almost every person that's on death row is saying they're innocent or trying to say it but then in terms of stats about four to eight % like something like that of death row inmates actually do get exonerated in some way or figure out later that by DNA it was actually somebody else 8% is kind of high though I it's like 4 to8 I don't know why that's like such a big that is pretty big I think it's cuz they can't determine really cuz they don't know for sure for sure if the guy's already gone then I don't know it's hard but um but they're all saying they're Innocent by the way it's not like you know when would you guys want to die like if you were there like wouldn't you just be like give me my peanut butter jelly and
7:34 I'm out also why can't you just do it yourself yeah because you're in jail they like try to prevent you from yeah but Jeffrey Epstein was able to do it in a high security pres I tell you what dude when they're ████ bringing me out and I'm in jail and I'm bringing me out ████ by the rails and ████ hey look at that ████ nose dive dude Che myself out but that's scary that is scary cuz letho is just like oh i' rather have someone fire me or something like firing squad or something you could just be paralyzed and still be alive damn that's true yeah you could you could just suffer like really badly that's tough but I'll would be a badass at ████ Jeff I'm ████ that for life I'm running all the gangs bro I'm going what the ████ I got to lose yeah if you're AER then it's like what else you can yeah it's like if some got to kill that guy I'll kill F he kills me cool yeah yeah got to lose i' be the ████
8:24 toughest guy I don't give a ████ you'll have so much Top Ramen what if they just want you to booty hole though yeah they I thought they were going to give away Bo I'm like hell yeah also like the MEK and we have like a I was like you can keep the meal can I get a ████ all right that's what he wants no one's ever asked us that before May prostitute I'm good ████ well how do they prevent guys like that get huh how do they prevent guys like that from materializing all the time like in the real world well no in jail like let's say you run a high security prison or whatever like a lot of top uh top Ramy lot of Top Ramen and then like the life guys are like why follow any rules I'm here for Life say ████ all of this wouldn't all of them eventually become that guy because they're all going to keep getting infractions yeah and they're all going to I think cuz uh
9:15 solitary confinement sucks in jail there's even they're like oh you want to ████ around then we can throw you where it's we can make it worse for you yeah where you have 1 hour of sunlight a day and you have literally nothing and you're in a dark room oh hell no right so they're like yeah I don't think people want to ████ around all right I changed Ms I'll take the I'll take the injection you don't want to be you don't want to be the baddest all right me the baddest guy in solitary by I'm so ████ hard dude that's the crazy thing is like solitar is confirmed to like make you nut what you say nothing you're the ████ too nothing you're right ████ you think you're the such a big strong man that's ████ that's what it does though yeah it makes you like certifiably insane that's what's
10:06 going on with the choel right now right what he's in solitary yeah he's ████ going crazy El Choo yeah Choo's going crazy he said like he's losing his mind he's in a US prison why aren't you out there ████ trying to release him and ████ um you know what I don't like to get in those things I also dude I'm Mexican American you know what I'm saying if you haven't worked out your traumas solitary confinement is probably really hard I think either way you get that's a trauma in itself um if you're in jail yeah I'm guessing you're not really well-rounded so yeah it's going to be toughed individual this guy's going to go in there with some problems in there I think if you throw ████ Tony Robins in there he's going to come out cuckoo too that's a good experiment he's like
10:56 it's all ████ dude ████ so David gag is in there happens you that's a good experiment that's so ████ funny Tony
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