0:00 if you could give a little go bag to these Amazon tribe what would you put in it you put on a wrap Gogurt Gogurt oh maybe a toilet roll that doesn't rip all right so you guys are familiar with that Amazon rainforest tribe the one that's been like basically everybody don't go into contact with them cuz they got those guys the on that kill the ones that spear the helicopters uh that's the Indian one no that yeah that's a different one we're talking about the tribal people in Peru called the masoo it's the one where like the only clips that you've ever seen of them are like from like the helicopter or drones where yeah yeah yeah see and you know the whole point is that this is like a uncont tribe leave them alone they usually kill people on site right well and remember the guy with the Bibles
0:50 yeah he's like a different was that I think that was the one that was off the coast of India or something that's one of my favorite stories of this where he's like I'm going to go show them all about Jesus and they go p p and then he survived and he like came back or something anded and then theyed he like still came back Jesus anyways these are these are the masu uh mshop Puro people I think very Infamous for like that one clip of like the Drone and they're just like what it was like one of the first times I ever discovered that there's still uncontacted tribes that's pretty they flew a drone over I mean you changed her whole like book of worship basic that's harmless yeah cuz they're like I knew aliens are real I knew it that's the flying God yeah well we're talking about him today because the here's the thing you know the different lumbering companies that like go into the am the loggers and stuff they get
1:41 killed bro they're running out of trees so they're like sorry bud we got to take your house we need your trees but so they we got to build houses in Vegas so it's always it's always a concern that you know people are going in there logging the Amazon ra forest and they're going so close that now there's new footage of this tribe that have like come out to this like fully like logged area and it's like we're we're in their space Oh is it going to be like the Native American crying video Avatar dude there's literally uh assumed to be more than 750 people living in the community to this day Dam they've basically lived almost Untouched by modern civilization since the 1890s when Invaders killed many of them uh and enslaved others in their tribes so the survivors of that tribe retreated deep into the rainforest living isolated ever since and have become what experts understand as the
2:32 largest isolated tribe in the world however now there's like new footage new images and stuff like that of these maso Puro people seen for the first time in a very long time that are just out in the open because loggers are just getting way too close and they're even like I'm I'm sure not all of them but like whoever might be like a leader in their tribe is like outwardly communicating with neighboring tribes that aren't as isolated that speak a similar language and telling them like yo the lers can't be coming in here here we got to Merk these fools we got to Merk these fools but they end up like loggers end up getting killed out there especially in the Amazon from like these uncont tribes how do you get killed if you're just driving a bulldozzer through their house apparently apparently they they throw they have like crazy bow and arrows and they just poison tips damn and they're they're so because their their history of Getting merked By loggers getting run
3:22 over by bulldozers they're like we got to kill these guys off off whoa so we're they're coming out and they're like stop logging damn bro wow that's crazy I see titties everywhere I know that's what I was thinking those are main all guys do you think if enough people block the 405 that they'll stop and the 110 maybe those are the two main ones if they like glue their hands to the floor yeah I think if they go to a a Lamborghini dealership and and get like crazy glue put it on their feet and then they step on it and stay in there it's going to really solve all this you get get Crazy Glue from a Lamborghini dealership no you get it at Home Depot yeah if you buy one you put it on your foot and then you step in and you go stop logging yeah I think that's all we need yep if they go to Universal and and and
4:14 dump orange paint on the big Globe that'll probably stop I think that'll really resonate with Brazilians Brazilian loggers like wow thank you thank you thank you for thank you for doing that for us yeah because all the loggers are really rich yeah which is why they're doing that of course that's why they they just have a yeah they're just greedy loggers all of them to the lowest uh job mhm I mean people say the government is the greedy ones that are selling these protected lands to logging companies which kind of makes sense and then obviously there's also fear that the logging workers could bring in new diseases which would wipe out the entire DN yeah there's only 750 of them you guys want to do a killer prank C on some blankets yo we uh we amazoned some packages to this place to the Amazon ever since to this tribe and then the UNC and then the
5:04 delivery driver is like oh ████ what am I getting myself into ever since that one tribe that got internet said that thing I I see it differently now when they were like uh when they were given internet and then people were like you shouldn't have done that but then the tribe guy leader was like it's a human right that we should receive the things that you guys all have it's like why did you keep us in the dark for so long I was like oh I never thought of that heyy what would you give that up porn and ████ cuz that's what they were saying is I could have jacked off to all these the news got blown out of proportion and it wasn't true that they were addicted to porn it just that's one of the things that was happening they were talking to cam girls yeah it wasn't like that was they sending them money they were sending them like bread it was but it actually benefited them we're misreporting now because we're being
5:54 they were able to start making money yeah and then they got to go they got emergency services that is this the world of ████ that was there they were like so you just weren't going to contact us they were able to call 911 when they got like a ████ Amazon frog poisoning cuz it's true it's like if someone told you like if someone told Earth right now like you guys want to know what's out there or are you guys cool yeah but let's who's going to no but they're not even going to ask are you guys want to know it's more like who who whoa whoa whoo they're primitive don't tell them we assume they can't handle it that's true you know what's ████ up it's like so how many of their family members died because they didn't get antibiotics cuz we did we wanted to keep them pure and it's like we didn't tell them about the invention of Pedic I feel like they got that ████ figured out you know they just crack open a a leaf and they put it on I feel like they die when they're 21 that could also be a
6:46 possib I understand that immunity thing though that does suck that they'll probably get all of the diseases that were if you if you could if you could give a little go bag to these Amazon tribe what would you put in it you put on a wrap Gogurt Gogurt okay I put a little Cricket I put a what I put gushers and be like check this ████ out gushers is for sure gushers I put gay porn bumper stickers yeah what would your gift bag be oh maybe a toilet roll that doesn't rip be a I can't ████ white about a book about taxes check this out you're going to make money and you're going to take half give thatch and wind's book the Bitcoin white paper that's that's what made it interesting was the dude was like I wanted this ████ it's like oh sorry sorry we didn't know we thought you wanted to be uncontacted for Generations that's true I'll give him Sam Sara what's that have you seen that
7:37 movie s SAR Le pound cake yellow pound cake you guys don't know samsara samsara is that is that a book I'm not educated like you I give one of those flashlights I don't have cardier it's a flashlight and an emergency like oh the really bright ones yeah the exactly those are sweet those are sick I give him a car but an instructor that goes with it or those Chinese finger traps they stick their feet ah what the ████ the guy dies of starvation to kill they have no idea how to get out of it all right samsara is a 2011 film basically shot in 70 mm and it took over 5 years in 25 different countries on five continents you give him a portable DVD player basically uh it's no dialogue and it just shows the world and it's ████ crazy it's very dope to watch on shrooms it's dope I was about to say that but it's really really
8:27 ████ dope cuz you literally kind of see the entire human existence in like an arc that kind of makes sense and it makes you feel very like wo like this is this is our existence is there any action in it yeah is there twist yeah an explosion hey anybody in the comments if you seen samsar you know what I'm talking about how can you never tell us about these movies I just told you right now every com say some Sor sucks and I'll send you for you know you know what's kind of funny too is remember when they when that tribe that got internet the different people in those tribes ended up having different aspirations one of them wanted to be a dentist they had all these different things they wanted to be cuz they didn't know existed I think it's pretty ████ funny that we just think an Island full of people is meant to be island people no matter what that's true you know like they don't have the potential for anything else we're just like oh yeah that's all you that's kind of funny you just mud hunts we're just looking at them like a fish in a bowl yeah I don't
9:19 know I think that's kind of now I CH mind they have no ability and that's like looking at them like they're just dumb animals yeah and they have no capabilities of or maybe it's because it's grass is greener so you're like dude I would love to live there you want to switch lives you know like I would love to live on an island with with with fish and trees and go camping every day I like Civilization and law because like I don't know if what they accept in that world and what's normalized like there might be weird ████ like you get married at8 to a 50-year-old there might be weird ████ like self like sacrificing this person because now the Moon is big so we just got to sacrifice them there's weird ████ that are like uncivilized like groups do that don't yeah R if you if you want to
10:09 you know contact the UNC contacted you first brother I wouldn't want to do it I'm not the best ambass tip of the spear brother but I do like I do like the idea that like remember we talking about Amish people how they know what's out there but they choose to not be what's out there I think it's cool to have the option at least okay if one of us has to be sent as the Ambassador who are we sending oh ████ ████ and what and what and what are you bringing what you have to we should send Nick so they think everyone's ears are like that and you can only bring one item you can only bring one item and what would it I'm going there with a box of Crispy Cream and Pizza H come on dude what happens when it runs out though dude they're going to all have diabetes they're going to think you could just make it out of no it's just one box though it's just one box yeah you're ████ if you have one box all right there's 740 oh you can start with something a little I don't know if a dozen donuts is
10:59 going to handle it you can start with like mini donut holes or something this gu it's over 750 people I'm going to bring them one dozen donut H I can't carry more than two boxes it's a lot of boxes you know how other colonizers enslaved people so you just get the Crispy Cream you have one cut into a bunch of pieces spread around town like you guys want more I have a whole box of these but now you guys got to do what I say and then you can have 750 slaves so if we s Bart he's going to go slave that's what the other people that's what they did I don't know what I did that's how slaves got that's how they got it with Crispy Cream no it was sugar back in I would show up with a whole ████ huge box of Maga hats and then and then I would make people on Reddit hate this uncock type yeah everybody read it hates his uncock tribe hate them ████ these racist pieces
11:50 of ████ they're Nazis yeah
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