0:00 [Music] hey jason do you smoke uh marijuana sometimes i know i don't look like i would smoke marijuana but what would you say you totally look like a pothead no i don't you look more like an alcohol guy he's getting you back why are you doing that what are you telling you talking crow's feet dog get out of here dog yeah but that's not racist [Laughter] yeah i like to smoke a little bit sometimes but it's just um i i don't like that when people are pressuring you to smoke so much do i mean we're going to pressure you today it's just i don't want a taxi taxi yeah like because sometimes um i will smoke with my friends and then you'll be like hold it in and then you pass it to all of your friends before you breathe it out and you believe that some ████ really young weed smoking stuff that's trauma dude yeah that's right we smoking trauma
0:50 yeah i get paranoid yeah we won't do that too that's why you you pretend like you're holding your breath and then you exhale for your nose they see it they go what the ████ is that that's ████ smoke well they said that's some really efficient weed smoking groups uh a friend are they in high school it's just him in a bunch of high school guys it was in high school when i smoked like that but now i just smoke a little bit sometimes yeah well there's uh a uh i want to say large i was gonna say a large group of people a whole ████ town oh wow had to be evacuated because they did the taxi after yeah the whole town they all passed out everyone's in high school in the whole town it's a high school town so residents of a town in colombia became engulfed by a huge marijuana cloud after a controlled burning became uncontrolled dude they did that on purpose you think so oh for sure you don't have
1:41 to burn it you could like make hemp like hemp stuff oh we got a pro here what else so you're the police right you're the police you ████ confiscate off like what is that 1.5 tons of marijuana and tons yeah now they you could uh give the weed to workers and they could make beds they could make bed sheets they could make pillows dang blankets they just you don't think the workers will go no i'm going to sell this yeah yeah once they take their eyes off it it's in the factory you can't take it oh you put in the factories factory workers have high standards factory i thought it was just straight away it's one way in what about the factories like this they weren't naked
2:31 yeah they were naked like american yeah gangster yeah you gotta be naked yeah yeah at the hemp factory factory everybody works naked at the hemp factory you don't have to burn it dude why do you burn it because it's the best way to get rid of it because then it doesn't exist anymore because what if they can't throw it away what if they take it to the factory wait do they not make stuff they make i mean hemp is not the same thing as the as the weed that we smoke most temp is uh made from the male plant and it's not um potent that's what i said it just sounded a little more taiwanese i said that earlier yeah i like the way you said it i got a better idea you get all my ████ weed if they don't want to burn it oh my ████ we put it in a giant pillowcase
3:21 you seal the top you put a string next to a helicopter you take it into the ocean and you brew the ████ that's the boston team everybody's going to be swimming the next day it's called a tuna paranoid and you see the happiest fish just thinking about a giant tea bag with marijuana in it being dipped in the ocean by a helicopter bit all the sea creatures are now conspiracy theorists and ████ so uh yeah so it was initially feared that the fire was just a regular fire that was uh this was in medellin but soon people obviously realize that it didn't smell like your average regular fire blaze oh yeah it did exactly it did turn out the police tried to do a controlled burning of seized
4:11 weed but it proved to be very very difficult because everyone's all high now because they're smelling this wait so here's the time i have a dumb question i have a dumb question because i don't know ████ uh can you really get high from like something like that happening yeah tons of weed being burned absolutely as high as if you were smoking it you know like hot boxing a car yeah so like if you ever had that friend i always thought that was just like theatrical i don't know if you ever had that friend that like didn't want to smoke weed so then all the homes you'd be like let's just hop box the car so you go into a car you put all the windows you know what i mean you just ████ took out an entire joint or in the car so there's nothing but smoke by the time so the guy who's not even smoking it will get as high as everyone else and sex for sure yes well as long as there's enough in the air you ever been to a certain rap concert sometimes you got the right rap concert like my wife actually got kind of second hand hi at like a action
5:01 bronson concert and the whole time she was like oh my god that sounds like a bunch of weed and food yeah action boston yeah yeah pizza or if you ever like youtube uh any of the news reporters that go out to these types of things that they're trying to like uh report the news they'd be like in a blaze and a mirror one ball and then halfway through they start cracking up because they literally are just you're just inhaling all the potency in an area i'm talking like in the air like 70 of the air is like marijuana you know what i mean and it's not like you're taking a hit and you're passing you're like breathing the substance yeah you know what i'm saying getting constant i don't like to smoke in public anymore i only smoke indoors it's dangerous i don't like to look at strangers anymore when i'm played out you feel like they know it's old school i feel like the amount of people that
5:51 smoke in public now is so especially in l.a i'm walking on the street and it's just like you're just you're just literally you have a blunt in your mouth it definitely doesn't look as cool anymore yeah it's not as like like the impression of in the 90s and 80s and like in 70s sometimes i just have a join my ear and i just walk around so i like i get some cool points but there's no weed in it i just walked just rolled up toilet paper yeah i put in my hat it was more of a thing right people would be like in street alleys and you would be like oh there's there's some contraband going on over there yeah and now it's like people are just like walking out of seven eleven lighting up saying what's up to a ████ yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we used to have to smoke it like we were smoking crack in a ████ porta potty like we're hiding in like you know what i mean like it used to be a weird thing where it's like oh my god is that a joint and you're like no it's not you know don't do drugs i remember when you'd be driving and you'd see another
6:41 guy in a car smoking a joint that's so illegal he should be in jail now it's therapy now he has i have back pain so what does that change as far as like how the bible views it thou shalt not smoke with it they changed it the king the niv changed it now the pages are him yeah yeah ah yes oh yeah it's holy scripture if you guys ever like when it was hella legal here in california did you ever dream about like one day in amsterdam i'm gonna go to one of those cafes and smoke weed because everyone was like talking about it like you know in amsterdam it's league it's legal you can go there and then some people come back with stories of it's everywhere you could go in and it's legal like you could smoke it that was totally what it was that was literally my first trip to amsterdam was that was that one of the plots in a harold and kumar movie that they want to go to maybe euro trip or something because i would always i feel like i faintly
7:31 remember seeing in teen movies back then that was always like mecca yeah because i was kind of reliving that when i got there even though it was kind of legal here i was like i have to do it like i have to smoke a joint sm and drink some coffee did you have the holiday there no it ████ sucked no california's way california ████ up everybody but it's still pretty decent like for the rest of europe you know what i'm saying like i mean i'm not saying i smoke everywhere in europe but i'm just saying yeah you did you said it everywhere clearly you know what though i i didn't get i didn't get the higher grade i just got like uh you know how when you get a menu that's the cool thing is you get a menu and you can see like oh wow i got a lower one because i heard that um when you get the top one that everyone always gets it ████ you up like so much black widow or some ████ somebody when you pick it go very good sir
8:22 very excellent or you pick badly and he goes yeah cafes or coffee shops or whatever they're really just weed bars we're always right next to actual like pastry or donut shops and they had the weirdest ones that like made so much sense when you're high yeah it would be like donuts on pizza you would come out and you know it'd be like it would be like a hot dog with like that was like two feet long with nothing but cheddar and jalapenos but then they would put like sprinkles on it ████ just didn't make sense but made perfect sense yeah i need to eat one of those things but europe i think specializes a lot in like spliffs so they mix like cigarette like tobacco with their weed because it's like just maybe that's what i had yeah it gets your head high really fast but in california everybody's like smoking straight grass right so like any time you try to smoke weed in europe 90 times
9:14 they're split so it's always like oh you guys need like straight herb and they're looking at you like you're purist you know what i mean it's like because i smoke three joints to myself in the in this in the bar and i don't even usually spliffs mixed with tobacco is that a classier way of consuming it if it's mixed i think it's actually a uh when you have less weed you mix it with stuff to make it longer right they don't have as much weed as us yeah fentanyl what i did think was cool though is when we got our because we got it in joints they had like a little cool packet that came with the it was pre-rolled and ████ like that those are cool yeah and we had like a ton of them so then we were just sitting there smoking all night and i was like you know what this ain't really getting me that high and it's so weird because if i i take two hits out of a joint and i'm ████ jacking off an alley somewhere you know like i'll have what he's having
10:04 very good sir keep the alley open that's a fine choice my mom keep that alley away it's a bunch of dudes and they're just ████ people come anywhere but the bricks it's a historical piece [Music] [Applause] [Music] you
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