0:00 But none of the guys came out though. None of the guys came out saying like, "Dude, I got mouth. I got bumped. I got >> That's your own version of social suicide." That's a weird dark place to be in. >> You rather say they the beluga whale. >> Welcome back to another episode of the Careful Boys where we got an update on the situation where officially Sean P. Daddy Combmes has been sentenced to 4 years in prison. Wow. >> I already cried. I already cried. >> 4 years. >> 4 years is a long time though. >> I would cry too if I was going to jail for 4 years. >> Short for what he did, but four years out of your life. >> Yeah, but he's not going to serve the whole time. They never do. Every time people go like you'reing sentenced to 10 years and then they get out in like three or less. I don't know why it works
0:50 that way, but it always does. >> And all the main charges didn't stick, right? It's always like the whackass ones, >> like all the Epstein style. It's the same thing as the Epstein thing where it's like or as Galain where it's like trafficked to no one. >> You know what I mean? >> Yeah. >> Like who was he trafficking uh to then? >> Yeah. That's so weird. >> They didn't do anything with Rico, so we'll never know. >> One thing I was wondering is how come like you know the whole Johnny Depp Amber Heard stuff is like so televised and then like stuff like this is so in the raps and you can't watch it >> because who the hell else was the victim other than Johnny Depp in that case? Like if it was if it was connected to Harvey Weinstein and a bunch of other guys who are being protected. Bad example because Harvey's in jail right now. But you know what I mean? Like if it was if it's connected to a web of people who are all like part of a big trafficking ring like then obviously
1:40 they're not you're not going to know about all that. But if it's just it's just literally about Johnny Depp's life >> versus one. >> Yeah. >> But I think that was a civil case. >> I don't think it was a criminal case. >> Oh, a highly televised civil case. >> Yeah. Exactly. Also, I think it's just popular because the fact that Amber took a ████ on his bed. >> Yeah, >> she crazy, huh? >> Crazy. They're the hot ones are always crazy. >> I think it's popular cuz they're both like really hot and then you found out that she took a ████ on >> She's kind of fine. >> She's not fine. >> You don't think Amber Her is fine? >> Nope. >> What are your standards? >> Let's see your girlfriends, bro. Pull up your girlfriend. >> Amber's pretty fine. >> Pull up all your ex-girlfriends, dude. >> You don't think Amber is fine at all? >> Who do you think is fine though? Which celeb you think is fine? Jenna Ortega. Ah, >> are you serious right now? >> More than Amber Herd, >> dude. Definitely not. No. >> Amber Herd and versus Jenna Ortega.
2:31 >> Let's Let's see. Jenna Ortega. Put her side to side. Side by side. >> I'm going to troll this ████ >> Type Jenna Ortega. Nude. >> I would let her duke all over my bed, dude. >> Yeah, right. >> Oh, I would. And my couch. Might as well make >> the ugliest picture, though. >> What are you talking about, dude? Oh, see that's when I'm >> You chose You chose Goth Ortega. >> You chose the new That's literally who she is. >> That's not it. She changed her eyebrows. >> Get her in Wednesday, dude. Get her in Wednesday. That's more Wednesday than anything. >> That's not Wednesday at all. That's a Saturday. >> What the ████ >> There you go. She's pretty hot. >> Yeah, but not like Amber. >> Amber Herd's hotter though, for sure. >> She looks to me. I don't like him young. >> He doesn't like He likes him old. >> I like them I like him mature. >> That's the one. All right. >> I know Anthony likes that young ████ >> Look up. >> Uh, I would go Amber Heard over this.
3:22 >> Who's Sarah Jay? >> Look up Sarah J. >> Who's that? >> Sarah Jay. >> ████ >> Are we just looking up chicks now? Let's get back to the story. Guys can't stay on. Okay, so Diddy has been sentenced to 50 months in prison. ████ it. Now I'm curious. Sarah J. >> That's why every mechanic mechanic has hot girl posters in there. >> Wait, Sarah J. Like what's I only see Sarah Jessica Parker. What's Sarah? Just put Sarah J. >> What else? Deep Throats. [Laughter] >> Oh, >> I see Sarah J. Mass. Is that who you're talking about? >> Pornhub. >> Oh, ████ >> Damn. I thought it would just pop up, but she's not that. Okay, >> I'mma check that out later. >> It didn't show up. >> He has deep cuts on Pornhub. >> He's got deep throats. All right. This is not Jay Goon news.
4:12 >> Exactly. No, but dude, Jenn Ortga's fire. I think Amber is too much. >> Jen Ortega in the Wednesday costume though. Got to be Wednesday. Yeah, for me. >> That's too young. >> So, Diddy's been sentenced to 50 months in prison. Uh, meaning his sentence is four years and two months long. The 12 months that he's already been sitting in jail for this whole thing counts towards his 50 months. >> What the ████ dude? That's crazy. So, he only has like maybe a year or two after this. >> Uh, like three years. >> Three years. >> Three years. Yeah. But he was but Joe was saying they don't even serve the full sentence. So probably out >> he might get good behavior or whatever >> after three months >> potentially. >> I think a high-profile case like this he'll probably serve more time than we're than we're thinking. >> Okay. >> I'm wondering who he pissed off to where this finally unfolded. >> Yeah. >> Right.
5:02 >> Yeah. >> But two, who's protecting him >> where it's not that? >> Bro, he got hella protected. He's only got four years plus time served >> and none of the heavy ████ >> That's 100% true. Yeah. >> What's going on? >> We know what's going on. >> It's called money. >> It's called It's a whole network and you don't we don't get to know about it. >> But I think that's what Joe wants to know. Like who are the puppet masters on both sides? >> I'm with you, bro. >> It's like It's like >> I would love to know. >> Me about to get sentenced to jail and three of you guys there is ████ you guys are the judges. >> Yeah. And I'm going to give you maximum penalty, dude. >> Damn. ████ up. Just kidding. Just kidding. Just kidding. >> He did tell the court. Um, word for word, my actions were disgusting, shameful, and sick. I got lost in excess. I got lost in my ego. >> Yeah, right. ████ lawyer wrote that
5:52 ████ for him. >> I beg your honor for mercy. I don't have nobody to blame but myself. I know that I've learned my lesson. >> No, he didn't. He's gonna go right back to having a celebration sex fest. >> He about to be out with 50 roofed women. But isn't that crazy that when we think about the diddy thing right now, we just think about him having a lot of parties. Like we think about like the the news did such a good job with this story that I always just associate him with having like parties with Hello Lube. >> What I think about is him but ████ Usher and then Justin Bieber's life >> and Gucci Mane. >> That too. >> That s███'s ████ >> and Cheek Mill. >> Cheek Mill. >> But you see what I'm saying? Like we don't think about the victims or like anything like like that because they don't really talk about that stuff. They kind of meme this like lube empire like party time stuff. Not really the the
6:42 illicit trafficking of people. >> Justice for Cassie, dude. Like >> they basically blew over all of this ████ >> Exactly. They always do. >> And we literally saw her get dragged through the lobby. That's crazy. >> Crazy. >> But not but none of the guys came out though. None of the guys came out saying like, "Dude, I got mouth ████ I got bump ████ I got >> That's your own version of social suicide. That's a weird dark place to be in. >> You'd rather say they ████ the beluga whale." >> Yep. >> Yeah. And so would I. >> Context reference the video earlier. >> They don't want to admit that. >> Yeah. But then like it is kind of like, okay, if it was true with the bees, right? >> If it was true with the Mr. Mills, all of them, their career is over cuz they go, "Ah, you got ████ by me." >> Yeah. >> No one feels bad for guys. Some people
7:34 can spin it. I think I think Bieber could spin it. >> It would suck. I think his life would get worse. >> But you're, you know, so like what's the point of doing that? But I think he could spin it. >> If Usher came out and said, "I got my cheeks clapped by Diddy." I think it would be over. >> I think Yeah. I think it'd be downhill for Usher >> cuz of his stature and like >> Yeah. Yeah. But not as much as Meek Mill because Meek Mill is supposed to be a tough guy. So like I think I think Usher and Bieber gets a pass >> cuz they're more like oh you know you're you guys weren't tough guys like you got taken advantage of you know you're more of a bottom. >> No I think Usher's like you know like goat boss demeanor and aura. Yeah that that would that would go down because that's what he sells. Whereas Bieber like his whole like thing has already been like this tragic like this kid was taking advantage of became too famous too quickly and everybody in the in the industry was taking advantage of him and
8:24 he then there's the whole drugs and downward spiral and stuff. I think he's already hit a a a certain type of low with his public fans and interest where he like found God and is trying to like better himself that even something like this would actually steamroll his career into like a farther place of potential. He also just released a banger album apparently. >> Was it about Jesus too? >> According to you. >> Yeah, they're they're really really good songs and that's why he's headlining Coachella. >> But I think his life would be more like would get worse for it. >> So there's no point, you know. >> But there is something that is really funny that did come about the sentencing of uh P. Diddy and it's uh 50 Cent. Uh 50 Cent who has been in a long time feud. Isn't he making a documentary about all this? >> Uh called uh He Did It or something? He did it or something. >> He Did It
9:15 Did he do it? >> Oh, did he do it? Yeah. Um I think that was I don't know if it's getting picked up, but the point is, uh what 50 Cent did is he actually wrote a letter to the judge prior to the sentencing, right? And there's there this is twofold. He wrote to the judge. He said, "I have had an ongoing dispute with Puffy for over 20 years. He is very dangerous. Multiple times I have feared for my life. He went on to say uh that the judge should consider the safety of the general public before he unleashes Diddy upon them. There hasn't been enough time for him to reform or make any adjustments despite his trying to teach a class in there. As you are already aware, the government has spent the maximum amount of money on deploying federal agencies which appear to be an army in two locations simultaneously. Um like uh there there's just so many things that uh 50 Cent has been trying to do to just
10:05 make sure that like Diddy gets it like handed to him. >> I think I trust 50 more than anyone else way more. You ever see that old video clip going around? They're both like on camera and then like 50 Cent was like, "Yo, what's in that pocket? What's in your pocket?" And then uh Diddy's like, "What are you trying to do to me? What are you trying to do to me right now?" And he was like, "Oh, nothing, man. What's in there, dude? Come on." to to say that he's like like wiretapped >> or I don't know just something but he's just pointing something out like in the public eye and you see Diddy like feeling uncomfortable about it >> but but a funny thing that 50 does this is where it gets funnier is he goes on social media cuz that was like the biggest internet troll and what he says is what happened was u when Diddy kind of got let off on like the bigger charges um people were like okay we don't know what the sentencing is going to be but maybe he's going to get
10:56 released So he started getting uh hit up for like speaking engagements and tours and stuff like that. Just started getting hired again. So 50 Cent actually said on on Instagram he said, "Hey, to whoever was booking Diddy for speaking engagement, I heard he won't be able to make it. I'm available." >> Dang, dude. Savage. >> That's good. >> 50 is the best. >> That's so funny to like write a letter to the judge and be like, "Yo, multiple times I feared for my life. You got to give this guy maximum punishment." And then go online and be like, "Hey yo, you could bug me instead." I don't think he's afraid at all, but he just wrote that to try to get Diddy in jail for a long time. >> 50 playing the game. And you know what I like about 50 is that I believe he'd be controlling his own Instagram, >> not like half the other celebrities. Be like, >> his Instagram is wild. >> It's funny. >> I think he has real FU money, but also he's not afraid >> cuz he's a gangster. Like he's just
11:46 like, "Okay, what are you going to do?" >> Yeah, he got he has real f he's got like the vitamin water money or whatever. >> Like that fool went off. TV show money, all kinds of ████ >> I do get why like Usher and those guys won't come out too because I talked about how a guy grabbed my dick through the jeans while I was sleeping one time and Suben laughed his ████ Yeah, Sub laugh. See, that's what Subin does. >> So, that's good. >> That's a little taste of what that's like. >> I'm not going to lie, that s███'s funny. >> It's not funny. Sub >> No, it's not funny. But I apologize. >> Like I was passed out. >> Did the same thing. >> Bar was laughing. >> This guy's double handed my ████ ████ in my jeans. And Bart asked you if it felt good. >> Bart asked me if it felt good. Subie's laughing his ass off. >> He didn't even defend himself. >> But that's an objective question. Like, did it feel good? Like, it's like he's maybe he's like, you know, he's like the he's he's a judge. >> A scientist.
12:36 >> He's not judging. >> But it's all good. >> Sen's a He's a judger. >> I was a judger. >> He's passing judgement. Busting. That's true, dude. That's >> Bar made an unintentional roast. >> I'm trying to be vulnerable and, you know, really open myself up. Definitely not your style, but that was funny. >> I think the only thing for reparations is Subie should be vulnerable right now and >> tell something to Steve that might make him laugh. >> Yeah. >> Like like like how you think that trans guy is ████ hot. >> That doesn't work because I didn't say anything of that. >> Yeah, you did. You said I said it's cool. >> Which trans guy? Remember >> the one on the video game? >> One looks like Yeah. >> Yeah. It's not >> Hunter Schaefer. >> It was for that movie. They got cash for that movie. Yeah. >> And then Suben was like, "She's smoking ████ hot." And then Steve was like, "Tada, it's actually trans."
13:26 >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Got a dick. >> That one was funny. >> Trying to be vulnerable, too.
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